Would you rather live in Norway or New Zealand?
New Zealand
Both are boring shitholes
NZ
Norway
>more prosperous
>landscape/natural environment as good or better
>better cultural history i.e. architecture etc
that may be a grass is always greener thing though
New Zealand. It's warmer, that's literally the only reason.
NZ of course. anyone who choose Norway is a brainless gay.
>>52951008
Norway
>>52951211
>what are sharp rocks and fishing hooks?
>>52951078
>>52951190
>>52951250
>>52951303
why do people like new zealand so much
>>52951303
hi :3
>>52951211
She's probably wearing a bikini to work on her tan, and the water is cold.
Norway
Norway because NZ is so isolated from the rest of the world.
Norway a thousand times.
Fuck having winter in the summer.
nz because they speak english and I can have a cheeky night out with the lads
NZ
>>52951686
Every norwegian would choose any other country than Finland too, such as Iraq or Afganistan for example
>>52951008
New Zealand. Less arabs.
>>52951303
Damn, all the hates. Why does all the eastern people hate us? Russians, swedes, finlandia etc?
>>52951959
salty
>>52951008
Norway. I'm studying Norwegian because of that.
>>52952452
they can tell you are hispanic, pablo
Norway > Switzerland > NZ >>> all else
I like mountains
>>52951008
Norway because I want to shit in the gene pool
>>52953243
What gene pool?
>>52951483
intereating desu because I would look at it the other way and choose NZ because of that reason. would be nice
NZ
It would be a toss up if Norway was in the EU, but because it isn't and instead is politically sovereign and economically rather independent it wins.
New Zealand is nice and all, but it's on the ass end of the world and there's just no getting away from it unless you want to go on vacation in the hell they call Australia.
>>52951008
New Zealand without question.
been there once
Best vacation even if i was just road tripping.
Second place is iceland.
Norway. I don't know the state of things in New Zealand, but I suspect that it might take after Australia, which is completely unacceptable, since Australian conventional morality and media attitudes are hopelessly provincial, prudish and backward. Besides this, living the farthest away from the world's continents as possible sounds claustrophobic and boring.
>>52952837
I know some guys with hispanic fetish, so it might not be as bad as you try to make it out to be. Hispanics are seen everyday in Oslo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbVG0JO_cho
I only know English so New Zealand
When I become rich I will buy a place in NZ and fly there every norwegian winter so I can live in that perpetual nordic summer
Norway probably.
>dat oil money
>dem girls
>dat accent
I'm not an African btw, so don't crucify me for liking scandi girls.
>>52954560
accent is terrible (same with NZ)
it's supposed to be summer but it's raining heavily and I'm at work in the office shitposting on int
so norway
I live 200km from oslo so i could keep my current job desu
Norway because easier to move and the new flag of NZ is shit ugly.
Norway
>>52954560
>dat oil money
Dat 20 bucks for a six pack of beer.
Dat registration tax almost amounting to the purchase price of the car unless it's electric.
>>52954630
I dunno man,i like it
>>52954455
come to turkey instead you dont have to be rich too however touristic places in turkey usually host the worst kind of locals so beware.
>>52954748
it hasn't changed yet
there is still another referendum to go and judging by public mood it will probably fail spectacularly
>>52954807
Costs that here if not more
>>52951008
NZ, just imagine the possibilities
>explore that beautiful uncharted land
>admire kiwis and other fauna
>enjoy muh HDI
Heaven on earth, literally.
>>52952452
Why would you ever want to learn Norwegian?
Norway is nice but I'm tired of this coldness and darkness
NZ it is
>>52954825
Nah dude, I need them nordic summers, nothing comes close. Snownigger till I die
>>52954896
dude a 6 pack of dobros is like ten dollars
not shit beer at a foursquare is like fourteen
>>52951008
Norway since its 1/3 slav
>>52954998
it'll be a world language in around 200 years mate.
>>52952452
This
>>52952837
As long as he's not from the middle east that's not really a bad thing, at least not if he speaks the language and has a job.
>>52955053
kek nice i like the winter in my city too but no one else does.
>>52955068
Must just be Auckland then
Fuck I need to leave
>>52954287
Woohoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzJbWJcCZMM
>>52951008
new zealand because i don't wanna get shot
NZ seems like a nice place.
>weather
>import laws allow easy importation of japanese cars
>nature
>muh HDI
>>52951008
It's my dream to move to nz so it's pretty obvious
>>52955370
I will
Too many Koreans already
>>52954807
Sure I could move to Africa if I only cared about a low price index. But I don't only care about that.
New Zealand
>>52951008
NZ
No contest
New Zealand is best Zealand
>>52951303
>Russia
>manages to make something about Norway and NZ about gays
Why is homosexuality such a focal point for you, Ivan?
>>52954825
Muslims
>>52953852
this
plus it's full of Germans and that's just weird
>>52951303
Why are you so obsessed about homosexual?
NZ both are good but noray 2cold4me
>>52951008
Miss Alice lives in NZ, so NZ.
>>52951008
NZ
Can't stand cold, senpai
>>52951364
the shire and shit.
Personally, I love Rohan landscapes, so I choose New Zealand
>>52956408
muslims what? you expect me to just understand what you mean to say with just one word?
>>52956260
>>52956465
homosexuals are a gateway to more extreme degeneracy, as westerners are learning the hard way right now.
>I'm an unnatural hormone filled man self identifying as a sentient toaster, my preferred pronoun is ZEH because im not part of your gender system! I have rights too, time to protest yeah!
I personally didn't mind gays 5+ years ago. But seeing how gay acceptance has spiraled out of control into forms of absolute cancer. Im now cool with countries shunning/denying gay rights. Nothing good comes from it, only more bullshit.
New Zealand.
>>52956679
turks
>>52956679
Yes, we expect you to understand in just one word. Everyone else does. Islam = cancer, we all know it, and only one word is sufficient to remind someone of that: "muslims".
>>52956770
>Islam = cancer
weak claim tbqh
>>52956820
stfu sand coon they're right
>>52954560
You must be a idiot to pick Norwey. If you woould have visited it and meet the locals, you would know that they almost never go out cus it expensive and cold, they go to bars/pubs where they are secluded in social circles. As a foreigner, you will talk only with other foreigners, you jsut can't get into their social circles unless you speak norwegistanian perfectly. Also fuck them, they are a bunch ofcondesending fuck who spend most of their day in from of a screen. Winter time you spend all month meeting only a handfull of people and in july everyone leaves the cuntry to the philipines.
New zeeland is just at the end of the world. West europe is prob best place in the world to be.
>>52956689
Man you americans sure post the dumbest shit sometimes. The reason your country is going belly up isnt because of gay rights, it's because of your for profit colleges producing a steady stream of garbage degrees pushing shit like gender studies and celebrating echo chambers so the snowflakes will keep paying for their barista degree.
Ironically if you had an education you would see this. Social justice is mostly an american phenomenon
New Zealand because I've spent some time in Scandinavia already and it's depressing as fuck.
Only good side of choosing norway is traveling outside of norway.
>>52957564
> it expensive and cold
Different people have different assumptions of what cold means. For me everything below 0C is cold, but it rarely goes below that here where I live. It's currently 7C so I don't complain.
>you jsut can't get into their social circles unless you speak norwegistanian
I guess it's common everywhere in the world
>>52954455
brilliant
I've got a thing for New Zealand but I feel too European. So I guess I'd préfère to be in Norway.
>>52957577
The truth is everyone obsessed with gays. In russia we always consider it to be a disorder so many latent gays started to hate it exceptionally. The funny thing is that if you fuck a man in a prison you don't be considered to be gay because it's ordinary things there. Indeed the mystery land
>>52957577
t. Country which polices people's thoughts by stealing their children.
I remeber reading about NZ and that there are winters with temperatures as low as -15C.
>>52957577
>american phenomenon
>its very prevalent in Europe
lel, ok
Europeans just can't make a post that isn't wildly hypocritical and inaccurate. Their arrogance will not allow it.
>>52958771
i know there are no venomous animals in NZ
>wanting to live in an earthquake-heavy place
norway is better
>>52958803
>european prevelance
All shit we see about homosexuality or SJW:ism is either from an american or canadian. So stfu you little piece of retarded shit
>>52951008
Norway so I could enrich them
>>52958803
American for profit feminist mill """colleges""" doesnt occur in europe no.
>>52958733
oh no, not that children stealing meme again
USA cps "steals" children too
>>52958913
SWEDEN YES
the one with fewer muslims
>>52957577
damn, you sure are stupid. Which is hilarious given your edgy image and pseudo superioty complex.
>going belly up
>economy is still growing
lel, more uneducated memes from Europe.
Btw Norgay is an oil economy, literally arab tier.
>>52958913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqOHf78TEsI
Another liar.
>>52953766
set region!!!!!!!
>>52958926
Norway is already being enriched by canadian lesbians who are steling cute norwegian lesbians from ordinary norwegian lesbians
>>52958913
picture of two flamboyant gay swedes kissing a black man.jpg
NZ because i dont speak arabic
>>52959119
your women are becoming lesbians because your men are so emasculated and pathetic.
Dont try to blame Canada for the fact you don't even lift and are afraid to socialize.
>>52959256
rare
>>52951008
Norge
>>52959256
Is that a fuking cuntry? Do you know every one on that rock? How do you fuck with other people?
>>52959326
I want an american butler who also massages my smelly feet every evening. I also want that american butler to carry me to bed becuz I'm too lazy too walk
>>52958913
>>52959823
Europe is more than just these Western SJW paradises
~46% of all Europeans support gay marriage, compared to 59% of Americans and 70% of Canadians
>>52959256
A TREE
NZ because they steal kids in Norway
>>52960040
and even more people reject same-sex adoption
>>52959507
I'm sure he asks his dad's permission to date his sister.
>>52951008
>>52960107
Stop beating your kids and they won't be stolen.
>>52960350
There is nothing wrong with beating your kids
I'd like to be be born in Norway, but I'd move to New Zealand.
Norway.
NZ is too close to Australia
>>52959774
I want that too. I'll order it first thing tomorrow.
New Zealand
so I could get a visa for Australia
Norway
Ignore the Maori shills, NZ sucks shit
>>52960217
That's really cool. He bet he must feel very special walking there in the crowd, chicks looking at him and stuff
>>52960217
looks like review breh desu
norway for sure, I don't want to sleep upside down.
>>52960350
More like
>there are no oranges at home one morning
>kids get taken away
>>52960217
If it was true I would be triggered.
>>52951364
>beautiful
>peaceful
>isolated
>modern
Gee, I wonder.
>>52961301
By the way it's pretty much the opposite of Brazil in everything I just noticed kek
>>52961301
>>52961353
seriously the whole "new zealand is such a nice cuntry maan so green and modern" is just a meme made by americans
we're like any other anglo country except we have more browns in only 1 containment zone
>>52960635
you're welcome to leave zhang
>>52960217
>>52961629
I think you're biased against your country like I am against mine.
Don't worry, it's normal.
>>52961755
Don't get me wrong m8, I love Nz, especially because our countries temperature is extremely mild, but Americans make the place out to be some kind of green mountainous paradise with hot maori girls and shit
>>52951008
Norway.
New Zealand looks great but it's just too isolated.
>>52961887
The reason people like New Zealand so much is because it's extremely isolated while still having access to modern commodities.
>>52960536
Deus vult
>>52961887
If you saw the average American woman you'd know why they think Maoris are hot
Boring as fuck
>>52956417
Why do so many Germans come here? The Britons I can understand.
>>52951008
Norway
I like em both. But I like colder climate more than hot climate
>Go to New Zealand
>Mugged by Maoris
>Go to Norway
>Probably get mugged by Africans or some shit
Wow that is a shitty choice to make.
Well New Zealand is god's own country while Norway is a degenerate commie wasteland where the government snatches children from their parents for being too christian
>>52963968
you forgot to add "and thereafter being raised by lesbian couple"
>>52956679
You said
>come to Turkey
, to which I rebutted
>Muslims
In pretty sure everyone else here understood the implication. Maybe you cockroaches are even less perceptive than I'd though.
>>52963902
>mugged by lebos OR abos
Difficult decision tbqh
>>52956689
>unironically talking about muh degeneracy
K, buddy. You just keep on with what I'm sure is a great life.
>>52964324
Heh, yeah, "decision".
Hmm, I think I prefer Tissvassklumptjonnin to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
>>52959774
Is that supposed to be banter? Jesus... That's really poo in loo tier.
>>52960536
I sincerely wish more people thought this.
>>52961629
How many other cunts have you been to?
>>52951008
Why is she wearing those boots? Why can't she just get her legs wet, she's already in swimsuits.
>>52964324
The lens Lebs here are awesome. Why do the shit ones move to Aus and NZ? Is it the same for Lebanese in Europe?
>>52964654
Do we have a volunteere here? Remember that the only shootgun you are allowed to touch are mine, but be careful, it's loaded and needs to be touched gently
>>52964887
don't often see lebos here
I think a large amount of them moved to aus a couple decades ago
>>52951008
New Zealand
>>52964637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VVnwWF1Bu7
I would experience less culture shock in New Zealand and I'm not arsed learning another language so I'll go with New Zealand
New Zealand because of the isolation.
>>52951008
Whichever country has the better fishing me and my girlfriend go fishing once a week I think NZ since the fishing there is better pic related
>>52967440
You call that a fish?
>>52967440
>Freshwater "fishing"
I'm sorry no poofs allowed
New Zealand.
I like Norway and I can actually write/read Norwegian, but
>living somewhere where you don't know the native language
>never fitting in, maybe your kids will
>never 100% fluent
no thanks
New Zealand because I don't radioactive nuclear fallout over my head when WW3 erupts
Even though I barely go outside the whole winter of darkness thing up there in Scandanavia is too much for me.
I feel depressed just imagining it.
>>52967325
not actually isolated
we have pretty much every culture group in the north island, except actual black people, but even those are coming here now
>>52961629
Yeah but your browns have a nice culture
Btw what city do you live in? What are the main differences between the North and the South Islands, by and large? A friend of mine who travelled there said that the North Island has a more tropical vibe going on. Is it true?
>>52967916
1% of Norway's population lives in the artic circle, so why would you live up there if you hate darkness?
NZ but I would live in a remote region so I don't have to interact with people and hear that awful NZ accent.
NZ because it's rightful Croatian clay.
>>52967816
this.
>>52968214
The North Island basically contains 80% of natives as well as the immigrants that come here and most of them are concentrated into basically our one actual city.
I suppose there is a tropical vibe in the north if you reckon fijan indians and polynesians make the place "tropical"
The South is basically lot more rural and a lot more Kiwi
>>52968484
all of nz is kiwi
>>52968950
t. rajesh padmanaban
Norway
>>52969152
t. whitu rongomai
New Zealand.
I don't like freezing temperatures and I want to stay an ocean away from the Muslim invasion of Europe.
>>52969931
>I don't like freezing temperatures
Says a New Zealander which have -15C winters. -15C is cold man!!
>>52951008
NZ of course
ur mum's snatch
>>52970017
Nz is muggy as fuck tbd, worse than Australia
>>52970017
Maybe in the coldest parts of the country where no one lives. It hardly ever drops below zero where most people live.
New Zealand has better beaches and milder winters. Norway has better skiing, and I assume, access to much better coffee.
How does local hunting compare between the two countries?
>all these new zeaboos assuming we're not full
haha oh wow
>>52952227
Seriously no Swedes hate Norway. Perhaps the ones that watch skiing.
>>52970355
>How does local hunting compare between the two countries?
Everyone knows that Norway is king of the hill there. We even slaughter whales just for fun, just to piss of Greenpeace
>>52970591
You drive a hard bargain, sir. Is their meat worth a damn?
>>52964945
What makes you think you could afford me?
t. Jewish American
>>52967440
Why is your girlfriend showing us her bait?
