>be Israeli
>get shot
>wake up
>go to take a piss
>giant anaconda crawls out of your toilet
>oh well maybe another day then
>go for some breakfast
>shit, not today, the kitchen is infested with giant cockroaches
>go to work
>a gang of abos ask you for 5$
>you say you don't
>they beat you with boomerangs
>whatever, you think, get up and keep walking to work
>oh shit, a kangaroo is running towards you at full speed
>he knocks you out
>late to work
>get fired
>no more money to pay for measly internet, so no more shitposting
>you feel a weird itch on your leg
>oh no, a giant man-eating spider is biting into your flesh and injecting it's venom into you
>you die
such is life in australia
>>52939705
>Australian internet is so slow, if you look close at the cable, you can see the electrons move
>>52939879
>german humor
>>52940637
>american humour
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>Be Israeli
>get stabbed
>get shot
>get run over by a car
>get destroyed by income tax
>live in a shitty half-desert
>"promised land"
top bantz, G-d, top bantz.
>>52940637
I think it was funny.
>>52939503
>be Australia
>life is one big shit post
Don't you have a giant spider to fight?
>>52939705
>the m*roccan changed the name to Israeli
stop it
>>52939503
dont bully people is a new year
>>52941275
>I said "german humor"
> you respond with "american humor"
wow how long did it take you to calculate that bantz attack mehmet
>>52941334
Yeah whatever. We all know you're just sucking up to get a worker's visa.
>>52939705
>be mountain jew
>nothing ever happens in your life or country
>die from boredom
>>52942224
>nothing ever happens in your life or country
says the guy who lifes in a desert full of spiders and sneks
>>52942255
>german """humour"""
let me guess, actual humour is haram in turkmany, is it?
>>52941990
It was pretty funny
