Any other instances of a country getting BTFO by its former colonies?
we will btfo russia soon
>tfw we don't know that feel, because our colonies suck balls
Vive la France
>>52931512
Is this a ruse by France to remain on top?
norway is beating denmark
>>52931530
yes the french are keepin' a brotha down
>>52931574
Suck it
>>52931574
nah, the french were just successful at passing down their traits to their colonies
;^)
>>52931638
U wot
It's not really colonies if the population is from the same ethnicity and culture. Just provinces of a former empire doing better than the former centre. Just like Bizantine was doing better than Rome at a certain point.
>>52931598
I'm white and live in a better place to live than France
>>52931638
top kek
>>52931678
post me a french qt preferably brunette
I always stick up for you you owe me this time
>>52931465
Yes. Norway gets BTFO daily by Iceland on /int/.
>>52931678
they suck more than you, in that aspect they have btfoed you
>>52931869
this lad has the right idea
>>52931819
>your amerilard colony btfos you
>>52931869
M'yea that's cool
>>52931638
>some irrelevant chink countries make fun of my country
AAAAAH
>>52931881
Fuck beurettes desu
>>52931952
your hdi is lower than ours
your colonies are all bigger failures than you
at least we'll never beat you at hoisting white flags ;^)
>>52931952
they said brunette not beurette, bilel
>>52931986
AND THEY USE MEMES OLDER THAN THEIR FUCKING QUEEN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>>52932053
Old is gold
this meme is so old its transcended into a internet fact
make mention of france in any military conversation and surrender will immediately pop up despite france's past with napoleon etc etc
>>52932040
We're bad pupils...
>HDI
Stop posting memes
>>52931952
post me that damn qt right now frog i mean it
>>52932085
What do you want us to say ?
"We surrender x'DDD" ?
>>52932125
WAZ
>>52932112
MAKE ME
>>52932131
QUEENS
>>52932129
future forecasts seem to predict the brits surpassing you
>>52932141
you've got to be fucking kidding me i'm not playing i want 1 image of a sexy french slut and i want it 5 minutes ago
>>52932187
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/uk-to-become-best-performing-economy-in-western-europe-a6786316.html
>>52932125
>>52932131
>>52932143
Why are you so salty you have to post the wrong one just to try and beat undisputed kings of the world, Great Britain?
i havent seen the hdi chart for awhile, but wasnt the USA number 3 behind only norway and australia?
>>52932189
I WILL NEVER POST QTS
>>52932207
Oh, well, I'm not surprised
Why are you mean to us, btw ?
>>52932226
WE
>>52932248
Im not actually mean im just shitposting
I-Im sorry if I hurt you
>>52932251
>the las malvinas are still britain's
>>52932226
>18th
Hum, not that bad...
>16th : Britain
>17th : FUCKING BELGIUM
OK IT IS
>>52932274
It's okay, kiddo...
>>52932248
you could have stopped this
>>52932226
>Mummy what's that?
>Son, That's what we call damage control
>>52932251
>google Icelandic empire
>this is the first result
top kuks
>>52932305
>try to beat Britain
>get btfo
>d-damage control
Cucked in your own thread. How embarrassing.
>>52932303
>dat bunda
This MAKES ME PROUD
>>52932320
nothing like that appears for me
maybe its because you guys are under constant surveilance
>>52931501
Kazakhstan best natural gas all other sissy country have inferior natural gas
>>52932363
Great comeback m8
>>52932345
>frantically looks for evidence to the contrary and finds "adjusted" statistics
>still got BTFO by a FUCKING LEAF
wew
>>52932320
>A privacy reminder from Google.
Are you bound to share your history data with the sharia police now?
>>52931512
That just proves how shitty you are in reality. Just ask your bbrother Espangne
>>52932226
But the ideal score is 28, this isn't golf. USA best in the world as always
>>52932387
tyty
>>52932441
Et tu, Phili..lli..Fili...et tu ?
>>52932397
>btfo by A FUCKING LEAF
>btfo by Potatoes
>btfo by a ragtag group of criminals
Nice comeback Britain
>>52932226
>even in your most cherry-picked data you're number 16
cúcks
>>52932459
Philipillillelanders
aka island spics
>>52932416
No in the EU our personal data is actually protected unlike you new world apes taking corporate dick every day
>>52932534
Let's just call them "Phillips" !
>>52932397
>>52932477
>>52932507
NIGEL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>52932397
>The 2010 Human Development Report introduced an Inequality-adjusted Human Development Index (IHDI). While the simple HDI remains useful, it stated that "the IHDI is the actual level of human development"
>While the simple HDI remains useful, it stated that "the IHDI is the actual level of human development"
Not my words, words of the people who compile the scores. Cucked by your own rankings lmao
>>52932207
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>52933030
>winning the special olympics
>based
yuropoors back into the garbage where you belong
>>52931501
godspeed borat
I belive in you
>>52932602
>Quotes official organisation compiling the data
>Is STILL getting BTFO by its own fucking colonies
God Save The Queen mate
>>52931501
Russia has better potassium
>>52933159
>best in europe
>special olympics
???
>>52932367
>>52933190
>>52933237
>all that borat jokes
>>52933196
Our colonies didn't get bombed to shit, have insane amounts of debt to pay off, and have to deal with winding down an empire
We had it much harder than pretty much all our colonies above us, except perhaps Singapore. But if you look at the numbers on the regular HDI, we're almost the same score as you. We moved up in the rankings by 0.015 just this year.
You are the ones who should be embarrassed about this state of affairs.
>>52933445
Carrying on with the damage control isn't going to make you any less BTFO than your colonies, I'm afraid
>>52933472
Colonies with more advantages than us SHOULD do better than us, though. Especially the Anglo colonies, they have fuckloads of resources, lots of space, and a safer location where they haven't been attacked like the UK was for a very long time.
When you think about all their advantages over us, why would you expect them to do worse? Can you try and explain please?
>>52933196
We btfo of you though m8 :^)
>>52933572
>>52933611
I've posted this thread at least 10 times and I've not yet seen one of you guys work THIS hard to try and turn it around into a positive.
Since it's NYD I'm gonna congratulate you lot, but next time around it's going to be a different story. Good night.
>>52933316
At least you still have Golovkin
>>52933649
You're not even going to try and answer my question? I don't understand your reasoning. Why should one expect the UK to have a better HDI than colonies which have huge advantages over us?
>>52933649
lol whatever, faggot
>A country scores higher HDI when ... the education period is longer,
arbitrary nonsense
>The HDI was developed by Pakistani economist Mahbub ul Haq
into the trash it goes
>>52933769
HDI is just a forced meme thanks to Aussie shitposting
>>52933826
You can bet that if UK and Australia were switched ranks in HDI, you guys would be boasting about how accurate it is.
>>52933847
true, but we're a notoriously stupid people, so that doesn't prove anything
>>52933847
I would never have even heard of it if it wasn't for 4chan.
>>52933653
we have many good fighters
>>52931559
Denmark is merely a husk of its former self. We'll annex them in due time, and naturally enforce our fixed version of their pig-disgusting language.
>>52932085
Literally what? Your memes are literally older than you, that's why you think so
Underage cunt please get out
>>52933284
>best amongst a series of declining nations in the midst of economic crisis
>>52931465
>Have Wales and Northern Ireland.
>Still be top 15.
Jesus Christ we're fucking good.
>>52934350
We have Northern Territory and Tasmania
>>52932305
lol
>>52934375
What's so bad about Tasmania? Is it some inbred shithole?
>>52934422
Yes, our equivalent of Wales.
>>52934375
Don't think those are comparable, Northern Ireland had the troubles and Wales is a post-industrial shithole.
>>52934440
Northern Territory has abos lad, 60,000 years of Abo progress is still worse than a century of wartime.
>>52934440
Some parts of NT look (and basically are) borderline third world lad. The point is ever country has it's shitty parts, you can't pick and choose.
>>52934375
>Tasmania
>bad
You could have just posted "I hate white people" and you would have put the same message across, Muhammad.
>>52934462
>Abos.
I don't think those are included, I can't see why their IHDI would be so high with it.
>>52934465
>The point is ever country has it's shitty parts, you can't pick and choose.
Watch me.
>>52931501
greatest nation on earth
>>52934337
>best amongst a series of declining nations in the midst of economic crisis
Your logic is pretty stupid. They're declining for a reason, flawed management of their economies. The UK is not declining because it's better managed.
>>52934477
Shouldn't you be gagging on your cousin's cock?
>>52934562
Not at all. It's quite said that mainlanders are so simple minded that they literally and unironically base their entire knowledge of a state of their own country based off of old jokes stemming from Tasmania's isolation.
>>52934650
you literally can't handle the bantz can you?
>>52934499
Are you gonna be able to use the internet for the rest of the month using up that much data OP?
>Britain gets btfo
>y-you're just jealous of muh empire
Every single time.
>>52934291
your mum didnt tell me to get out of her last night
>>52934477
when did you get internet down there lad
>>52934499
stop joke with borat
>>52935695
>unironically using your mum jokes
You're just confirming your underage status.
>>52937107
well alright guess /int/ switches to the serious discussions mode now
>>52937153
Nah, no grudges mate, was probably overreacting
But honestly though, the France flag meme is really old and you shouldn't be using it
>>52931512
what about canada
>>52937175
australian internet speed comes close and it still is being memed
>>52937207
That's cause Aussies shitpost all day. France's really done nothing bad lad
Call me a frog, then again I do wish I were a French qt
>>52937202
Plz don't talk about him.
>>52937220
well im just bantering him anyway
>>52937253
Meh
By the way, pls use :^) instead of ;^)
Pisses me off everytime I see that lad
>>52937279
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;^)
you wanna pound me now?
>>52937347
fgt pls stop
>>52937220
>french on holiday in singapore
>>52937237
kek
>>52937356
what're you gonna do about it~
>>52937393
>implying
I wish, mate
>>52934375
The funny thing is, NT is one of your richest territories, but you are believing the memes too much :DDD
>>52937420
>what're you gonna do about it~
post pepes
>>52937393
nah
were ok with the french, asterix n obelix is a nice series,delifrance had a thing here
>>52937438
such big rare pepes wont stop me~
>>52937436
Third it appears.
I'd wager it's due to mining employees soaking up the cash and shit.
Then again I don't know much about it, so take that with a pinch of salt.
>>52937480
strayas called the lucky country for good reason
>>52937508
Don't get it
>>52937540
they are called so because underneath them are literally ores and resources, which is quite lucky
>>52937589
Best replied with a "..." to be honest lad
On a serious note they have to crawl past abos in the hot sun across thousands of miles to get to their ores, that doesn't seem too desirable to me
>>52937646
technology helps that
abos are low maintence, literal fuel consumption by abos prevents them from multiplying
>>52937679
Nah, petrol sniffing just results in even worse offspring. It doesn't decrease their numbers at all.
Unless there's some magic relation between petrol sniffing and infertility I'm not aware of
>>52937737
it results in a higher mortality rate
alcohol itself is a less potent hydrocarbon with a low ethanol content, while fuel being high concentrations of ethanol or other hydrocarbons, is very dangerous
>>52937781
What do you mean by alcohol? Ethanol is literally an alcohol lad
And sure fuel causes a higher rate of cancer and shit, but don't abos breed like rabbits before they've got the chance to die
>>52931501
We all know you guys are using black magic.
>>52937818
http://consumer.healthday.com/general-health-information-16/alcohol-abuse-news-12/mother-s-drinking-increases-risk-of-infant-s-death-study-673787.html
fuel has a higher ethanol content than alochol, it will cause death at childbirth
This is now a singapore thread.
>>52937896
Wew.
Couldn't tell what you meant by alcohol since I'm a high school chem student with zero contact with the normie (alcohol-consuming) world.
>>52931465
Daily reminder.
>>52937996
>the only thing we can be proud of happened close to 50 years ago
>>52937996
WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS AN SHIEEET
>>52937969
jc chem is pretty rough
good luck senpai
>>52938128
High school = grades 9-12 mate, I don't use the conventional SG grade system when I speak
What school were you from?
>>52938083
Settle the fuck down do you know how offensive kinder surprise is to Americans? They had to ban it because the puzzle to opening the case was too hard for them.
Be a bit sensitive
>>52938162
blyad
poly, but im going into uni after my ns
>>52938225
I'm HCI/HCJC chem talent programme, think I'm doing fine lad
>>52938266
dunno whats that
your a good lad anyways
>>52938298
thanks lad
You don't know what's HCI?
>>52931465
Feels good to know that our nigger colonies will never surprass us
>>52938488
>Alberto Barbosa do Norte will always be better than Alberto Barbosa do Sul, Nberto Mbosa, Mberto Nbosa, Mberto Mbosa, Nberto Nbosa, Ilhas do Alberto Barbosa and Alberto Barbosa Leste
protip: you must be ahead of us in more than 1 of these lists to have any validity in your mocking
>>52939044
>had to say more than 1
>or you'd be admitting that America shits on you
kek
>>52939127
the US are ahead of us in half of those lists, can you read?
>>52937996
That would have been a good future for the US, but you choose jewrism and Tyrone.
