A series of false new years of benighted Catholics, Orthodoxies, animists and mohammadeans have been purported to take place today. But their residents fail to understand the True New Year now taking place.
Just listen to the name: Central Standard Time. That's all you need to know. We are not fools like the idiot Chinese who deny the passage of time.
We are the Masters of Objectively Correct Euclidian Time. It has never, it does not now, nor shall it ever be the province of a Greenwich or a Mecca. One has to be in a place like Minot, North Dakota or similar in order for the concept of time to have value.
Now, we and we alone control time. We are the arbiters of the reality of time.
Happy New Year.
t. CST
Chicano detected
>>52929026
The Majority of people in that timezone are Catholic you imbecile
>>52929151
jesuit internet defence force shill detected
I don't even know what tf you are saying
Central to what? It's literally several hours behind GMT
+ 1 central standard time one true time. I almost feel bad all of these fucks in Europe and the East coast just celebrated eleven o'clock on the 31st instead actual new years
>>52929281
>2016
>Actually using Gaynich Mean Time
>Central Time
>too late to watch west coast sports live
>too early to watch prime time tv with the east coast
seriously kill yourself
>>52929281
You might better ask what "GMT" is central to. They didn't even have the decent good sense to expressly designate their false British system as really "central" to the Earth; everyone was merely duped into playing along.
Mecca, having erected such a wholly hideous, anti-human Clock, have shown themselves unfit to keep Time. London itself is unfit to do so. In fact, larger clock faces than those of Big Ben are kept in Minneapolis.
We on the other hand defined once and for all the benchmark. A corresponding world map and new True Prime Meridian have also been drafted in accordance with these. Winnipeg and Mexico City have been designated as Timekeepers.
>>52929467
>the irrelevant opinion of a benighted coastie who doesn't even understand how television works, and must remain among his own pleb horde and balm his ego thusly
The entire thread is a vindication of CST, friend.
>>52929757
>Catch the new episode of Sabrina this Thursday! 8/7 central
>8/7 central
>7 central
>8/7
>central
>8/7
>8/7
>>52929467
Remember adverts on the TV as a child?
>Catch at 8/7 Central
Sounds like love to me. I wonder what it was like on the west coast?
>>52930047
i do, and i remember thinking it would be retarded to watch are you afraid of the dark when it's still light out :)
>>52930004
>>52929151
Hell yeah we are, fuck yeah South Side Irish
>>52929026
>flyover standard time
This thread is fucking retarded
t. true and official CET timezone
In 1958, Brussels announced that it would not participate in the global time zone system and would instead follow an alternate tradition based on personal preference and religious belief.[2] Under this system, it could simultaneously be morning and evening, depending on which side of the street one lived on. In some office buildings, different floors observed different dates, while others rejected the concept of time entirely.[3] The widespread confusion led to the time riots of 1961 that left eighteen dead and hundreds injured. Belgian officials were unable to agree on the date of the riot itself, and finally chose a random day from an old calendar.[4]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brussels_Time_Controversy
>>52931202
Had me going
>>52930336
This. EST runs the US + world.
