You wake up in Bogota
I'd love to live there
>>52878975
This city seems to have perfect weather.
fuck colombian prostitutes, then kill myself
>>52878975
Fuck off cousin
>>52879855
This but gotta go out big time with some fresh coke
>>52878975
Why do all these shitty South American cities look the same? Mountains, valley and a bunch of ugly, red commie-blocks.
>get beheaded
>>52878975
Long have I dreamed of this.
I am home now.
>>52880034
>ugly, red commie-blocks
red brick is love, red brick is life
>>52878975
I take a bus back to manizales
if not possible, i kill myself
>>52880056
It's not mexico, my nicaraguan friend.
>get robbed and stabbed to death
>>52878975
Hookers and blow until I have an aneurysm, or run out of money.
>>52883004
Dont be shy you were first on it
>>52883314
Well you ended up learning too well to the point of ending up surpassing your master, little padawan.
We have never seen run heads on the floor as much as you, not even body dismembering
>>52878975
Noice
>>52883927
Cmon negrito, Escobar was way more scarier than any drug lord here, he even bombed cities and bring down a civilian airplane and you point us with the beheadings wich are always criminals
I'm just bumping this thread
Looks like a worse version of my neighborhood. Can't be that bad.
>>52878975
fuck colombians qt whores the go back to Mexico
>they will never realize Im not Colombian
>time to infiltrate in their society and destroy it from inside
