Cara out edition
cara
>>52862638
i'd deck your fucking head in you bent twat
plymouth
maisie
lisicki is my gf ama
I like collar dresses, knee high socks, jelly shoes and punk rock music from the early 90s/early 2000s
now u know x
>>52862654
Janny is going to lose his nut
>>52862723
falmouth
Snapped the cork in half while opening my Johnnie Walker Blue FFS, and half fell in, luckily I had an empty bottle of Johnnie Walker Platinum to decant it into, but now I look like a poor cunt who can only afford Platinum, fucks sake lads
I'm feeling it now lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx1s_3CF07k
Repost because dead thred
I think I'm growing out of anime at 22 lads, I haven't kept up with the latest seasons for an entire year now except for 1 or 2 anime, and it's been about 6 months since I watched a completed series, I haven't even browsed /a/ in a few months, and I'm fapping to about 50/50 hentai and 3d porn
wat do
should I embrace this?
>>52862495
I've got almost big hairy forearm dad genetics, my arms are really hairy but it's blonde so doesn't show in the photo
Small wrists though:(
reminder that 2016 is going to be the year
need some witty lines for my OK Cupid
>>52862779
Congrats anime is gay shit
>>52862730
CAAAAAAARRRRRAAAAAAAA
need a gf
recommend me some good movies lads
>>52862807
ayy baby want sum fuk
>>52862807
FONT
is there any reason a supermodel tier 10/10 rich bird would choose to go out with some emo looking loser with face/hand tattoos, self harm issues, no job, twinkmode body and a nose piercing over a 6'3 alpha who works in private banking and has no flaws whatsoever
BREATHTAKINGLY IMPORTANT QUESTION
YOU MUST ANSWER OR ELSE
http://strawpoll.me/6406652
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>>52862788
the year of suicide haha...hah.....
>>52862788
almost forgot haha!1
Never been in a fight lads
>>52862725
would heem you, pin you down and wank you off.
>>52862769
>literally corking your bottle
LMAO@ur life must be well SHIT to be from PAKISTAN
>>52862745
>slag dress with no belly button showing
wtf sersh
>>52862723
torbay
>>52862785
thats just arm curled up forearms when it presses against yer bicep i have arms like that
>>52862725
who cud take me and who couldnt fess up
>>52862745
>punk rock music from the early 90s/early 2000s
No, you like fucking shit chart music and other trash
>>52862807
Tell them that they're too ugly for Tinder and that you're the best they'll get.
>>52862882
Millbrook
>>52862899
Oh? thanks for telling me about my own life haha
>>52862882
Brixham > Torquay > Paignton
>>52862907
wheres that to lad?
really want to get into drugs bigtime and stew my brains while listening to pulp but dont have the skrilla
>>52862865
w-wew
havent seen any of the yorkshire lads for a while
reckon theyve actually been flooded out
>>52862900
lads why am i so attracted to mammary glands haha its a bit odd innit
>>52862958
The 1 yorkshire lad moved house and hasn't got internet yet so he can't post right now
but he probably got flooded I guess
Do any of you wankers want to put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table?
>>52862978
yeh but theres like 4 others arent there
I would be willing to spend a month in a state of permanent LSD intoxication as a scientific experiment
>>52862934
Brixham stinks of fish la
torquay is literally the only semi-relevant bit of the bay
mylene klass lads
Can't stop imagining I'm the girl when I watch porn lads
>>52863004
I saw one earlier I think
>>52863013
chink bitch
>>52862712
not so groovy
>>52862979
At first glance many a man would consider Russian a language of barbarians and slaves - and who could blame them? To the refined Englishman's mind a sentence without linguistic articles is not a sentence at all.
But there is an ever so sweet, and concise pleasure from reading a sentence in Russian. The Cyrillic alphabet, the "Right-to-the-point" feeling, and the way certain letters roll off one's tongue.
It's admirable and distinguishable at that.
me in the middle
>>52863009
fuck you. meet me outside the spinning wheel right now and 1v1 me.
Mum is talking about Willie's again lads
>>52863006
Enjoy your permenant brain damage
>>52863013
Indeed it is
>>52863089
probably about mine and how big it is haha
![music1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BOVwjeU.jpg "music1[1].jpg")
Bieber
>>52863088
ayy i was literally there last night u mad cunt
Everybody asks your name
They say we're all the same and it's "nice one", "geezer"
But that's as far as the conversation went.
I lost my friends, I dance alone, it's six o'clock I wanna go home.
But it's "no way", "not today", makes you wonder what it meant.
And this hollow feeling grows and grows and grows and grows
And you want to phone your mother and say
"Mother, I can never come home again
'cause I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere
Somewhere in a field in Hampshire".
Got a strikingly hard willy lads
last day of work tomorrow lads
just worked it out ive made about 480 quid in 3 weeks. not too shabby for a christmas job when i would have just been sitting on my arse at home anyway, and now at least i can just say "working" when people ask me what i got up to over christmas x
>>52863081
What is this utopia?
>>52863114
Is he really emitting visible stench?
>>52863058
One of the funniest politicians to have ever threatened the safety of England.
>>52863134
did you used to post in jobcentre threads on /tv/?
>>52863088
>not calling it "spinny"
>not being from torbay
>>52863144
i hope you weren't working everyday for that, you can't have been surely? Better than being idle I suppose.
when will britain finally become friends with russia again?
>>52863110
fuck off narcissistic wanker
rate my library
>>52863081
Love blonde qts 2bh, it's a wonder how such beautiful women came to be when the world used to be entirely just brown-skinned or slant-eyed mud people.
>>52862788
>>52862979
*raises hand*
>>52863210
only scored moderate for it on that test, didn't you score high?
:-)
>>52863188
not me tbqh, i live halfway to totnes ngl
>>52863142
Show butt.
>>52863205
i have been working basically every day yes, but not a 9-5, just the odd 4/5 hour shifts, was being paid 7.04 an hour
>>52863110
Unless you play for Ghanaian football team then no
>>52863239
>online test of 40 yes/no questions
ahh nice very impressive
now fuck off
when will cornwall learn to love
>>52862887
N-nah l-look
>extra flag cunts
Literally the scum and cancer of /brit/
The fucking rejects
>>52863230
It is a shame they won't exist in 200 years
>>52863234
What was he suggesting by putting his hand like that?
>>52863288
What is this test?
>>52863212
this has already been posted before
not enough greeks
>>52863318
So much this
If you want a chat room fuck off to TSR
>>52863190
>>52863245
shit. how many of us are there?
im technically south hams but Torbay was my nearest population centre.
used to have parties on Elberry beach and stumble around the golf course there.
Why do people like this botheR?
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=29869428
Pig ugly, 29 years old and has a kid, hasn't even finished college but describes herself as 'ambitious'. I'm not sure half these dead-end people know what that means
Who would possibly waste their time wiith somebody so ugly?
>>52863302
I hope one day he'll love me as much as I love him
Another black rapist put in prison
>>52863329
repeating digits
Cornwall is poverty-tier, right?
>>52862942
Near Torpoint
>>52863230
>tfw total population of nordic countries is around 25 millions
>tfw complete drop in the bucket compared to how many non-white people there are
>>52863144
I makes £440 a week. Get a better job la
>>52863351
holy shit, i probably know you tbqh
>>52863379
yeh its very deprived.
>>52863212
whats the ego and its own like?
>>52863081
Source?
>>52863212
>""""""""""""""basics""""""""""""" aristotle
>is a literal door stop
smug fuckers those metaphysician
any povvo cunts here
>>52863357
Bit rude mate, there are pig ugly men out there too.
>>52863377 (Checked)
mother fucker
>>52863357
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=110027763
>Profession:mummy
>Hay I'm lucy I'm 30 and I have to gorgeous kids who I love more than life,I'm not looking for any sh*tbags who like to treat girls like shit,like most men do,iv had one and don't want another,Im a nice girl and deserve to be treated with respect,so looking for one night stands **** off cuz I'm not that girl,that's me like it aww lump it;but u want get better than me,honest trufull and most of all,I'm 100 present me,x
>'Ambitious'
Lel
Have a black gooey mask on my nose
waiting for it to dry to remove some black heads
AMA
>>52863212
>>52863446
not your blog
>>>/soc/
>>52863396
maybe but probs not. every generation uses Elberry as their piss-up point.
Imagine how much more developed and rich America would be without black people
They would be living in spaceship colonies and shit
>>52863420
reverse image search
it's a czech film, not surprised at all considering the girls in the webm
Best hair removing cream for arseholes?
>rate my library
>>52863081
>Tfw went on holiday to Europe in summer with several other British families
>Only person my age was this really attractive blonde girl
>Didn't speak a word to her because her parents were really protective
She was beautiful lads, wore these dainty summer dresses with sandals. Sat in the hotel room fantasising what it would be like to make love to an angelic blonde woman.
>Corbachev
>>52863471
aha, fairy nuff. I thought they shut it down after loads of pikeys started turning up and some guy got hit with a 2x4?
I want to go and teach english in another country lads, I'm sold on Taiwan, what do you think?
>>52863483
sudocrem
>>52863467
get fucked big headed cornish sissy
>>52863437
Thinking of all the single mosts past their prime is just sad.
>>52863357
Bit mean
Alright lads, at the pub
>>52863472
why'd you repost
Listening to music while playing Just Cause 3 AMA
>>52863563
Because you deleted your post and I'm not going to allow you to hide your deed.
>Listening to music while playing Just Cause 3 AMA
would be a good shag
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=106990091
>>52863547
looks comfy
Pearl jam desu
This girl i'm talking to replies 'damn' every time i mention something interesting that I've done, then instantly turns the topic back to herself. Pisses me off tbf, going to call her out on it next time
>>52863230
The existence of White people, particularly White women, is one of the few reasons there are for believing in God. There's no way these beautiful females came from apes.
>>52863588
I deleted it cos it got no (You)'s
i do that with a lot of my posts
Any semblance of thought in these generals just gets met with a picture of le hat tip man.
>>52863510
well if they did it was only temporary. my younger sister was using the beach with her mates up until recently.
when i was younger and used it i used to get into fights with chavs quite a lot. the pricks.
>>52863609
York has lots of comfy bars and pubs
>>52863640
Autism
that nigga lex luger
trying to think of a way to identify who south hams poster is without giving all you lads personal deetz
>>52863672
too bad theyre all floating away haha
me irl
>Any semblance of thought in these generals just gets met with a picture of le hat tip man.
Decided to do a wank after more than 48 hours of not having one because my balls started to ache.
>>52863630
Don't worry soon we'll all be brown skinned, brown eyed and black haired. How diverse :)
why does /brit/ randomly get gay
>>52863626
>Damn you say? Damn? Well hear this: Damn you! You wretched, self-absorbed harlot. At least feign interest in me and my experiences, for I am a human being not all that unlike you.
Works every time my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9R4Dur1mSU
"How many can you fit in your mouth?" yes I suppose in England it's very funny to try and make a drunk person choke on his food. Typical dumb British humor, you guys should stick to Monty Python.
G'day mate,
~Gustaf, Highly respected Reddit™ moderator
>>52863676
i don't live there any more so ask any question you like mate. i won't be giving my name or other shit like that though.
post literal 10s
>>52863722
looks like a bloke
>>52863722
why the long face?
I think my laptop needs an upgrade lads
>>52863230
Been to asia and it's fucking depressing when you're stood on a train or in the street and all you see is an endless sea of black hair and yellow skin
they really DO all look the same, it's not a stereotype
>>52863763
I found those 'le reddit armie' youtube commentators hilarious 2bqh
>>52863819
10/10
>>52863746
>randomly
really want to work a ski season in new zealand desu
>>52863773
>>52863773
>>52863773
Right-o. ol' chap
>>52863773
inb4 tasteless spastics post uglies and 7s
>Brother is nearly 30 and had to move home for a few months because of personal reasons before he moved away to carry on his work
>Give my parents hell and was messy, rude and always tried to fleece them out of money
>Never made an effort to speak to them or go out with them or anything like that
>Would shower at weird times like 3am and wake them up but not care and was generally very rude for no reason and stroppy
>Finish uni and move home, try my best to make my parents have a pleasant life because I know how depressed my brother made them
>Get a grad job that needs the car for a few months, but we luckily have a second one that doesn't always get used/ isn't necessary for one of my parent's to go to work, who can walk
>They say I can use it to get going whilst I start my grad job and save a bit of money so I can move out
>One day they suddenly say I'm really selfish and unreasonable and have a go at me saying I just take everything and bitch when I don't get what I want
>I live in my room, never ask for anything and always bring food in for them or offer my dad to go for a pint, which my brother never does
>Brother asks for thousands of pounds one day cos he fucked up and they give it him
>Begrudge giving me fifty quid at christmas
Why do my parents hate me when I do nothing but try and I'm the most successful child?
>>52863764
age would be a goodun, see if we're likely to share m8s
>>52863773
what is heem
urban dictionary said nothing of use
>>52863886
ahh we're a bit off then, i'm 22 went to turkey bays
>ahh we're a bit off then, i'm 22 went to turkey bays
>>52863908
come meet me and i'll show you what heeming is you fucking cunt
>>52863763
>getting pizza from vikings
What a wanker. Pizza kebab house is better lads
>>52863869
They've become accustomed to expecting better from you 2bh.
me irl
>>52863906
Looks like Chad: the person
>>52863869
Tell them to fuck off and that they're acting like literal niggers.
That's what I would do, at least.
>>52863906
wish I was good looking
>>52863864
know someone who looks exactly like her, spooky
>>52863856
5/10
>>52863944
11s
pretty good lad, musta had that one waiting, which isn't sad at all
Got a turgid willy lads.
>>52863956
where an when mate i'll fucking raep you
>>52863852
>Got a turgid willy lads.
I want to kiss every freckle
>>52863968
But it just seemed so unnecessary.
My dad isn't very good at writing or spelling so I spent three days helping him fill out a job application for an 80k job (which he got) all because of what I wrote, yet my brother wouldn't get them a water if they asked.
The way they're calling me selfish and demanding just upset me because I never really ask them for anything at all other than my room and a roof over my head, but am always the first to help them.
Bit upsetting desu
watched The Gift yesterday
good film
good qt
Can I have some of your milk Speed?
>>52863795
yep it definitely needs upgrading
My penis has gone all stiff haha
Might rub on it awhile
went to manchester for the first time today
ama
gf and i have converted to orthadox christianity
>>52864046
>inb4 tasteless spastics post uglies and 7s
>>52864074
mmmm yeah must be. No way you can really broach it without it becoming a big deal though la. You'd hope they'd seed the error in their ways 2bh.
>>52864126
hnng
>>52864126
christmas is on the 7th of january
mum is an orthodox christian
want to top myself
>>52864119
where's the second city of uk?
>>52863799
Imagine growing up as a nonwhite in some brownskin country like Malaysia, Ecuador, or wherever
Imagine growing up as a teenager and there not being any females for you to feel attracted to. Every girl is just ugly and looks the same.
I'm happy as fuck that there I was surrounded by dozens of pretty English girls for me to fancy when growing up. Pale girls, tan girls, brunettes, blondes, gingers. Uglies, averages and gorgeous ones too.
>>52863773
yes ok
>>52863906
good post, I like Zac Efron too.
>>52863763
>tfw I've been more drunk than that multiple times in York
Hope I'm not somewhere on youtube desu
>>52863757
underrated post
seriously though is there an exact definition of """"""heem""""""
>>52864145
Ah well, cheers anyway lad. I guess I'll just move out soon
>>52864154
bad lad
jayposting > fedora posting ngl
rate my library
FOOTBALL CRAZY
CHOCOLATE MAD
>>52864174
I'll heem you lad hahaha
(did i do that right)
>>52864153
Weird as FUCK
>>52864095
LOOK HOW HUGE MY EYELASHES ARE
r8 my waifu for laifu
>>52864154
Alright lad that's really quite enough of that.
>>52864046
She looks 12 or something mate
fuck off nonce/paki
>>52864157
cardiff
>>52864193
JFT96 YNWA
scouse not english x
>>52864193
rafi stone
>>52864193
wheres the alex ryder
>>52864199
i can use it in a sentence (e.g. touch my willy and i will fucking HEEM you) but i just want to know exactly what it means
>>52864193
lobotomy tier
>>52864219
my nigga
>>52864187
Cara? Shagged her twice already mate.
>>52864212
>Weird as FUCK
not really
something to do with the julian calendar i think
>>52864193
>Frankie Boyle
>>52864262
good post
why do people protect their tweets?
Took a very grumpy dumpy earlier today. Let me tell you it was not a pleasant experience.
>tfw home alone and random items fall on the floor in the next room
I need you lads' help
Should my goal be to get an Aussie, Scandi, French, or posh Brit bf?
>>52864287
facebook tier memeage here
juan itor please
>>52864335
a gf
>>52864316
You did that subconsciously using the quantum entanglement net
>>52864193
Have you ever wondered whether it was worth wasting thousands of hours of your life obsessing about the man kick the ball?
>>52864221
left looks like guy I know
right looks like guy
just realised tomorrow is my last day on /brit/
![BZORzTbCUAAbyN1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/htXbEWU.jpg "BZORzTbCUAAbyN1[1].jpg")
>You could have your cock in her, you still wouldn't have the balls to fuck
>stop posting on 4chan
>my life becomes instantly better
>>52864193
>peanuts
good lad
Who are SJWs and black rooting for in the US elections lads
>>52864335
French
Aussies are gay, Scandi's are too pretentious, Brits are gay. French accents make me cum buckets, male or female. I would suck the dick of a Frenchie
>>52864370
>giving up 4chan
see you in 6 weeks
>>52864370
haha same, lets make it count mate!
>>52864221
Left looks like woman from the shining and the right is shag tier tbqh
>>52863869
>>Would shower at weird times like 3am and wake them up but not care and was generally very rude for no reason and stroppy
That's literally me
>>52864384
jeff has the most punchable face in television
>>52864307
for privacy
>>52864316
>>52864363
sometimes when I'm deep into a 7 hour audiobook of a players autobiography and they're literally going game by game describing what happened..
but everyone needs their escapism and i do love the men kicking ball
besides, i have other passions too
>>52864405
that woman that was the wife of a president innit
>>52864405
Hilary or Bernie.
>>52863230
They're boring desu, I'd rather racemix then proceed with my pale white skin bloodline.
>Get a job
>Stop going on 4chan
>Life instantly gets better
>Currently on holiday from job
>Stuck back on 4chan
>Feeling miserable again
Can't wait to go back desu
>>52864410
I'll put that on my bucket list then
Good man
>>52864486
whats the job la?
