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The Nordic Empire will inevitably spread through the galaxy-edition.
>nordic
>>52860148
The Sweden-problem will obviously be fixed in due time.
Can we join or do we count as lazy mediterranean people for you nordic gods?
>>52860228
I for one think netherlands could join us. After all, some think of Estonia as Nordic too.
>>52860228
we obviously are nordic because we're pretty much denmark 2.0
>>52860314
>>52860320
Great.
Hide emotions and be functional and practical while being leftwing.
I like this union.
May we join too? I want to live in a society that lives for progress and science
>>52860220
You better hope so homeboy
>>52860129
>yfw its actually true
http://www.ibtimes.com/uae-unveils-strategy-space-program-plans-first-arab-mars-probe-1937589
Nazi memes aside, what is the relation between Germany and the Nordic countries?
>tfw you have to sift through all of this white supremacist bullshit just because you think the germanic languages look nice
>>52860632
pretty gud https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War
>>52860600
You can bet your ass I hope so tbqh desu senpai.
Pic related, our shining new Immigration and Integration Minister, the first of its kind in a Norwegian government. She's already trying to implement stricter rules (hopefully they'll go through). Hopefully Sweden does the same.
The Nordic empire would just stay in Scandinavia and circlejerk eachother how great they are for the most part just like they do now.
And it's a good plan, apart from the circlejerking part.
>>52860723
I meant the real Nordic countries, not Sweden's colonies.
>>52860830
Norway has a pretty good relationship with Germany. As far as I know Denmark has too, and I'm sure Merkel and Stefan Löfven (Swedish PM) sleeps together in a threesome with Mohammed (so they are close too)
>>52860129
>The Nordic Empire will inevitably spread through the galaxy-edition.
Not on my watch
>>52860129
and in the end you'd find a way to cuck yourself to ayy lmaos
>>52860936
yourselves*
>>52860936
Why do you think we're cucking right now? We need their abilities to spread everywhere. Muslims are our new viking ships. After we've established bases in all corners in the galaxy and built infrastructure, then we kill them and put ourselves in all posts and bask in glorious victory and for a well executed (but risky) plan.
>>52861069
Is this guy serious??
>>52861167
You're just jelly you didn't come up with it before us.
>>52860830
that's not nice
>>52861210
I'm sure americans are the ones that invented modern cuckolding
>>52861228
>>52861245
You have a point.
First swedish flag reporting in.
>>52861361
More like swedish FAG LUL LUL LU
>>52861407
>>52861469
Förlåt.
>>52861361
Velkommen broder!
>>52860314
Would be great desu
Hopefully the other countries would stop Sweden from acting like retards
>>52861527
Agreed.
>>52860830
I don't think the US should have much to say
How hard would it be for a fag like myself to get a Scandinavian bf
Why is the emperor Jewish, Norway-kun?
>>52860314
Gothenburg really is the best choice for capital city, feels like it'd easily connect through roads to other countries and it's central
Only question is how okay people would be with having it in Sweden
>>52861968
Just kick out the niggers.
If we're the same country, I don't care if it's located in Sweden or Denmark
>>52861860
Step 1. Don't be a fag.
Step 2. Kill yourself.
>>52862483
How intolerant.
>>52862379
This desu
Du har min stemme, Nordbroder.
>>52862535
Well we are on /int/olerant afterall.
Could any Danish bro translate this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SRYV2CtR2R
The only empire that nordic have ever had was absolutely irrelevant.
>>52862939
Lol, I can't understand a thing what that person is saying.
>>52862939
How is life in Colombia?
>>52864779
If you have money it's good, if you are poor it is a total shit. 100% of the European people I know and live here have good lifes tho.
>>52864953
How does the population act towards europeans?
Are they suspicious of immigrants?
>>52865088
People are very kind towards europeans, they are even ass suckers desu, no one is suspicious of european immigrants here.
>>52865429
Even the women? :--)
>>52865429
Specially the women
>>52865747
Sounds like a holiday plan
>>52865747
I've always wanted to take a trip to colombia, but i've heard that it can be pretty sketchy. Whats the tourist situation like in the cities there? How is the nightlife for a foreigner?
>>52860620
Underrated
>>52863166
>first transatlantic empire
>important harbours all over Britain
>>52866002
All the foreigns that I've know had a very good time here, nightlife is very goood four tourists,. Yes it can be dangerous but it you are with the right peope nothing is gonna happen. If you just go out to have fun with friends it's not a big deal
>>52866332
How many tourists out of 10 get killed by drug lords?
>>52866431
idk, 0 I think
Hvem /undertale/ her?
>>52866712
cool :--)
>>52862939
Going back to this, could someone translate please?
>>52860129
Won't spread shit with this birthrate.
>>52866789
You
>>52866872
>>52862939
Translate
Pia K som Kejseren
Breivik som Darth Vader
>>52862939
I find it very funny that I can talk a lot of crap about you without you understanding it. You could do the same because I don't speak Spanish. Maybe I should learn Spanish at university, who knows.
>>52862939
Um, i find incredibly fun that i can say all sorts of crap about you without that you understand what i am saying, um and the same can you because i do not understand spanish but maybe ill take spanish in the gymnasium then, who knows
>>52866872
"I find it incredibly funny that I can say all kinds of shit about you without you understanding it, because you don't speak danish. At the same time, you can do the same to me, because I don't speak spanish"
>>52866332
nice, i might actually go some time
>>52862939
>I find it amusing that I can talk shit about you're left clueless, though you could do the same thing about me because I don't understand spanish, but perhaps I will take spanish in highschool
>>52867014
>university
>>52867214
Sorry, I couldn't bear listening to it a second time. But yeah, he said gymnasium and not university.
>>52863166
>absolutely irrelevant
>top 3 military power in europe
sure thing jorge
>>52867284
>he
I am pretty sure it's a girl which is why paco wants to know.
>>52860148
This from fucking america of all countries
>>52867370
But if (s)he's going to gymnasium, (s)he's 16 at the most.
>>52860220
The years ahead will be great ones for our country, for the cause of freedom and the spread of civilization. The West will not contain Sweden; it will transcend Sweden. We will not bother to denounce it, we'll dismiss it as a sad, bizarre chapter in human history whose last pages are even now being written.
What about this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AQtMKmYekF
>>52860314
STOP
ESTONIA OUT
STOP POSTING THAT PICTURE
AND THE FLAG NEEDS RED
>>52867370
I already know her
what kinfd of name paco is?
>>52867450
who cares he's not getting into Denmark in the near future anyways.
>>52867519
Some guy named Martin is cucking you
>>52867556
>I wonder what in Estonia triggered Denmark
>As if he is hiding something
>Feeling guilt or something
>And fussing on about their flag
>Wonder what could it be
>>52867450
uhm, you're usually 18-19 when you leave gym
>>52867669
hahaha I knew it
>>52867519
>I can't understand what you're saying *laughs* do you Martin? Male voice: *sloppy sound* No I don't. Female voice: nobody understands what you're saying
>>52867466
Kek, fuck off. You are literally ghetto: the country, with a minority white population
>>52867818
well thanks, that's all. Goodnight
>>52867466
Hey, don't go off killing my country now.
I'm pretty sure we've reached rock-bottom already and lots of people have seen what happens when you have free immigration now. We were heading towards a collapse a couple of months ago when the government which is very pro-immigration finally pulled the brakes because we couldn't handle it anymore. Only a third of the Swedish people supports the current government and two of the three largest parties are for stopping the welfare immigrants so by the next election we're going to see some change as there's no way in hell the left political block will get elected again.
The problem is that a lot of the immigrants we've taken in and the probable 100k we'll take in before the next election will cause permanent damage to the Swedish economy and society.
>>52867853
You know who really hates Muslims here? Blacks and Mexicans. Our short-term problem is quivery-hearted pusillanimous whites who enable criminals, just like in Sweden...
>>52867902
I hope things change in Sweden, the idea of a healthy, functional, beautiful place like Sweden existing has always been very comforting for an American but things have already changed far too much to be resolved without some kind of violence, it seems. Good luck, but I'm almost sure things will get drastically worse before any semblance of respectability returns to the situation
>>52867862
Sleep well!
>>52860314
By that logic Russia should be nordic too then, it was founded by some vikings and it's on the Scandinavian peninsula
>>52868350
How is life in Bosnia & Herzegovina?
>>52868506
If you were born here then it's ok, if you are visiting as a tourist it's great, but for someone not born here or in the region to come and try to live as a average man you'd probably commit suicide by the end of the month.
>>52868269
same bro
>>52868606
How about studying for a year?
>>52860228
Dutch are pretty much English tbqh
>>52868709
Depends on the funds you'll be getting and which city, Sarajevo, a nice students home and about 10euro for each night trip to the city you take and you'll love it
>>52869339
Sounds good! The place would be in Sarajevo, but I don't know where I would stay at
BTW why would the average man trying to live commit suicide?
>>52869487
It's hard enough for someone who's used to this place to live here, let alone someone from a better place, unless you come from a even shittier place like africa or the midle east
>>52860129
Pent OP bilde
How does it feel to be bad at chess, Sweden?
>>52869633
Why is that?
Is there clean water, heating? Or is it more of a crime/violence thing?
>>52869708
Mange takk. Skulle egentlig onske at noen hadde skills nok til å fotoshoppe norske flagg på, som så ekte ut, slik vi kunne brukt i tråden vår. Men det klarer ikke jeg.
Nordic nations will never go to space
>>52860477
>fuck
You had one (1) job.
>>52860632
It's good desu. Germany is Sweden's biggest trading partner(we export a lot of shit to them) and we get quite a lot of German tourists up here too.
>>52860936
>be balt
>be cucked by Swedish companies and banks
Choose 2
>>52860220
thank you for believing in us
>pizza place doesn't offer you dressing on the pizza
>>52870846
You have pizza in the Faroes?
>>52870846
I thought you wanted rotten sheep on your pizza?
>>52871012
Yeah, have you heard of it? I think it's halal at least.
>>52871012
Fish-pizza.
>>52871065
Ayyy
>>52871061
Of course. We have skerpikjotpizza from Pizza King.
https://menu.fo/pizzaking_gongugotan
>nordic
more like NO-dick
AHAHAHAHAH
>>52871061
At least he doesn't kill himself just because there ain't no pizza on the island
>>52871085
Nothing wrong with shrimp and mussels, also anchovies. So seafood pizza atleast is nice.
>>52871179
Never tried seafood pizza tbqh. I don't think I'd consider it pizza anymore, even if I love seafood.
>>52871281
>not pizza anymore
Far stranger pizzas than that are eaten every day in Sweden
>tfw you'll never live in a rock out in the sea
Kill me now fellas. The longing for solitude is killing me.
>>52871658
Just move to Gotland
>>52872974
You can't just move to Gotland. They fucking hate people moving there. They might let me rent on the promise I will leave in 5 years time with no questions asked.
>>52873029
>mfw Gotlanders like me more than you
>mfw I could more easily integrate in Visby
Hahaha, flytt til en ode del av Gotland da fåvæ
