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channel name: ##desi
that's with two #s
tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GOnlFyjG2U
quote: A society can be Pareto optimal and still perfectly disgusting - Amartya Sen
invited: South Asians (SAARC cunts) + Diaspora + halfies + gypsies
welcome: everyone
not invited: bullies
what're the last bollywood movies you've seen lads
me- welcome 2, PK
it seems desi only thrives by shitposters
>>52841873
What's the general opinion of Chandigarh? I might live their for a year to learn Punjabi.
>>52842198
There*
>>52842136
nah man chill
>>52842026
being totally honest, i tihnk it was Krrish, almost 10 years ago
no actually i saw gangs of wasseypur just ove a year ago
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>>52842286
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>>52842198
I've read/heard its really nice compared to other indian cities because it was just built recently
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>>52842327
Is it easy to get to Shimla and Amritsar by train or taxi?
>>52842407
no idea senpai
>>52842407
Train to shimla is available from delhi. I haven't been to north more than once, so that is the only knowledge I could give you.
post Indian qts from your facebook
>>52842664
I mean it'd make sense of chandigarh was we;; connected to amritsar though right?
>>52842749
>indian
>qts
>>52842830
yes
>>52842883
well, glad that is settled then
>>52842026
>reading the plot of that film
>reading how they shot in the uk
Sadhu
>>52843349
>>52843385
I like this. ｶﾜ(・∀・)ｲｲ!!
>>52843385
that is your oc, right?
>>52842026
That Ghost film where Saif Ali Khan kills a bunch of pakis. It was pretty shit desu.
>>52843528
no found it on kc.
>>52843505
is buddhism still a big thing in japan then?
>>52842026
>watching bollywood movies
absolutely disgusting
>>52843771
Most Japanese don't really believe in a religion practically. They just go to temples for good luck and stuff.
Went to Kyoto today
>>52844492
this 2bh
>>52844689
looks p cool
Would you guys help a Pakistani if he needed it from you? I would not :/
>>52844888
>>52844492
PK was good though.
>>52845732
what happened
I rarely watch bollywood movies. Saw one this year (Drishyam) and was pleasantly surprised. mast movie thi.
>>52846461
बाजीराओ-मस्तानी बहुत हिट हुई है। मैंने आशा की थी इसमें ठीक-ठाक लड़ाई और राजनीति देखने को मिलेगा। लेकिन जोधा-अकबर जैसी निकली।
खैर, मैंने टोर्रेंट किया था इसलिए अफसोस नहीं।
>>52846844
Seriously bhenchod, cant seem to understand bollywood's fascination with love stories entwined-with-history flicks.
>>52847176
TV series are even worse. They took historical legends such as Maharna Pratap, Laxmibai etc etc and made them into typical saas-bahu-like soap operas.
चंद्रगुप्त मौर्य ही कुछ ठीक था, अगर अपने थोड़ा बहुत देखा होगा।
Disgusting Gypsy cunt here
Do average desi normies know anything about us or how we're related to you guys?
>>52847484
Agar usmein typical soap opera tv shows jaisa background music hoga, toh main nahi dekhunga. Cant stand that shit desu
India, do me a favor, tell Zuckerburg to fuck off
>>52847694
I was not even familiar with the term gypsy until few years ago, when I got the internet.
>>52847718
It is slow like other tv serials, but it lacked trivial drama. What we see in historical indian shows is all glitter, gold,women painted with kgs of makeup and kings covered in ceremonial and impractical armour.
Chandragupta Maurya had humble setting though.
desi desu
>>52842286
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>>52842198
Going to Chandigarh tomorrow bhaiji. Need to sort out some stuff there and from there will head to Kullu.
Chandigarh is one of the better cities here. It's extremely clean, there are plenty of cool places nearby and it's well connected. The cops are pretty strict though.
Why haven't Indians nuked Uttar and Bihar pradesh?
>>52842749
Don't have a Facebook account
>>52845732
Pretty cruel m8.
>>52847694
>Disgusting Gypsy cunt here
Self hating fags not welcome
>Do average desi normies know anything about us or how we're related to you guys?
Normies don't, I do. I'm from Rajasthan so there's even a greater chance that we share some DNA.
>>52849780
>mfw when living in Delhi
>mfw sharing a border with Haryana and UP
>>52849811
How would you shit on a kid before throwing him into a river?
>>52849892
Still better than Jharkhandis and Biharis, these guys are bhangi lvl 9999
DESIGNATED
>>52842198
less punjabi in character than say patiala or amritsar. if you're doing the 1 year diploma course in punjabi from punjabi university, I'd do it in Patiala.
what's up bitches what you doin for new year?
>>52842198
Also, use this to help you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwyBherNPXc
Learn Gurmukhi online then work through the G.S Mann text book to get a good idea of what you'll be in for if you go through with the course/get the basics
For a dictionary, you can't do much better than the Punjabi University Punjabi English dictionary. It's also available online for free.
also someone get in chat, i'm sittin in there alone like a fuckin fudu
>>52851207
MARS
>>52851304
>what's up bitches what you doin for new year?
See >>52849558
Gonna spend new years sipping Old Monk in the Himalayas bhaiji.
>>52853764
sounds nice. going with anyone?
>>52854064
Going with a friend. Leaving from Delhi by 6am. Planning to touch Chandigarh before 11am. Waha 2-3 ghante ka kaam hai, wo niptake will ride for Kullu. Hoping to reach Kullu before 10pm.
Also, we'll be picking up another friend from Chandigarh.
>>52854424
sounds much better than what i'm doing
getting drunk with some bengalis and eating
lucky you gonna have that rum to keep you from freezing your tits off up there too
>no old monk here
Anyone else think Pakistan has the nicest borders?
>>52854736
>getting drunk with some bengalis
Both the guys I'll be traveling with are sardars :)
>lucky you gonna have that rum to keep you from freezing your tits off up there too
The house in which we'll be staying is quite old but has a fireplace, but yeah the rum will help. The house belonged to an old English officer of the Raj.
>no old monk here
There is, but it's almost 4 times the price.
>>52855027
>that Kashmir
Just call it /SAARC/ from now on.
>>52855189
maybe in NY or Cali or something, but down here, it's all state owned liquor stores, no chance of getting desi booze. they don't even ship liquor within this state online
you guys are going to get plastered and dance in the snowy mountains it seems then
how many of you will be riding bullets?
any plans for the new year ahead? ima learn chinese and maybe grow a darhi out to go with my mooch so people stop calling me chachu chaudhary
>>52855353
t.Chachu chaudary.
>>52855442
aur tu suna kya program hai new years ka
>>52855353
>they don't even ship liquor within this state online
That was your best option.
>you guys are going to get plastered and dance in the snowy mountains it seems then
That's the idea bhaiji.
>how many of you will be riding bullets?
Going by car this time. Just returned from Dharamkot/Mcleodganj a week back. Tab bullet pe gaya tha (see pic).
>any plans for the new year ahead? ima learn chinese
Bhenchod last year tu urdu seekhne Delhi aa raha tha.
>so people stop calling me chachu chaudhary
Chacha Choudhary is pretty cool 2bh.
>>52855959
>that pic
gave me a major hard on
i can learn chinese and stay here tho, vaise punjabi bare scheman karde ne
my neice keeps sending me whatsap messages like HI CHACHU CHAUDHARY HAPPY CHRISTMAS
>>52856209
Hello, Mr.Chachu Chutiya.
>>52856209
>that pic
Took that one at Anandpur Sahib.
>vaise punjabi bare scheman karde ne
True, kahi na kahi to sahi jugaad kar lete hai.
>my neice keeps sending me whatsap messages
I thought Whatsapp was popular only in Latin America, the Indian subcontinent and a few other countries.
>>52856303
Na choot na choochi,
Fir bhi baaten unchi unchi.
bump
>>52847694
its more of an interesting side note
for example there are lots of roma people here, but i don't think any indians feel any affinity whatsoever to them
>>52845732
yes I give every individual a chance in a sense.
>>52855347
I would call it /SAARC/ but people have /desi/ ingrained in their heads, so changing the name woudl reduce the posters even further
>tfw desperately trying to rescue this thread
>tfw invited to this stupid extended family whatsapp group
>tfw notifications with poems about months and weird copy pastas about how nostradamus predicted Modi and how Modi is parallel to Buddha and Mahavira in terms of how he will impact history
wew
>>52860825
>tfw invited to this stupid extended family whatsapp group
>invited
My relatives straight up added me. If I leave now everyone would get notified "anon left the group" and it would be quite awkward. Looks like I'm stuck with it.
>tfw notifications with poems about months and weird copy pastas about how nostradamus predicted Modi and how Modi is parallel to Buddha and Mahavira in terms of how he will impact history
Kek. Same here m8.
>>52861949
no i mean added. yeah same i can't leave either
fucking indian families i swear, literally no one in my immediate family is happy about this lol
>>52851207
SHITTING
What the fuck is wrong with the people of Bihar/UP? Why are their hit songs filled with vulgarity?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45DcR_76DCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3keqYTnDsLU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXjC1RfCXEw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BSkO-prJAE
>>52863121
because they're poor and overpopulated
My sister's in UP on business this month guys. Will she be okay?
>>52841873
are tibetans invited?
>>52841873
a while ago an indiabro posted an indian song from a movie
its stuck in my head by I can't find it because it all sounds like gibberish to me
it started out with multiple people speaking english and saying something like "this will be a hit number 1 song"
then this angry guy came on and did this sort of humping dance while screaming something like bashara bashara.
then everyone started to do the violent hump dance with him. they did the hump dance on multiple backgrounds and finished with the whole street doing the hump dance on the roof of a building being constructed.
>>52863581
yeah why not?
>>52863910
>that description
i don't know it but lel
>>52856209
oye teraa kee haal hai bhenchod
>>52841873
>>52841873
>"A society can be Pareto optimal and still perfectly disgusting"
What a strange quote, lmao
>>52863474
My condolences anon
>>52864970
its a pretty basic economic observation
its the first thing you'll learn in any welfare/public economics class.
>>52863581
Are you one?
>>52863474
>tfw my dad is from Kanpur
Based on what I've heard from him, your sister will be goodnight gangraped
>>52842198
My great grandparents use to live close to that city
They used to live in ludhiana we still own the house
>>52863910
Can't guess anything from that description. Can you vocaroo the tune?
>>52845732
lmao did he need advice on how to get the best looking shit pile?
>>52865582
oye baleeeee
>>52865582
probably needed advice on how to fuck his sister, if he was pakistani
>>52857138
not as oonchi as your shit piles kek
>>52865635
>tamilian """"""""""""""people""""""""""""""""
>>52865635
lmao is it true that indian women marry the leader of the gang that raped them?
>>52865676
>>52865758
*to the tune of aadams family*
Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all fuck one another,
The paki family.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5kx_HH1S5E
What do you guys think of sunny leone
>>52865751
maybe that's why alot of them are weird looking
>>52865857
>What do you guys think of sunny leone
I don't
>>52865811
>tfw if youre indian you dont know if you're your fathers son or one of his rape yaar's
>>52865751
Mind it
>>52865758
I heard the one that one victim that got raped in the bus
Wasn't allowed a abortion and the parents told her to marry the rapist
>>52865908
>ISIS with lungis
literally chuckled out loud and im at my desk at work
shit
>>52865811
>DESIGNATED
>30
>MINUTES
>>52865857
Baby doll mai sone di
>>52865635
>>52865895
>>52865979
I blame bollywood films
>>52865895
>>52865979
the official reported rapes in india are like 2.0 out of 100,000 people, but of course only a small fractions of rapes are reported.
If we estimate that 90% of rapes are unreported it would be like 20 rapes per 100,000 people.
The reported rape rate in the US is like 27 out of 100,000 and something like 2/3rds of rapes are not reported.
The reason there is lots of rapes in India, is because thee is lots of 100,000 peoples.
>>52866030
>Bollywood is repsonsible for Consanguineous marriage in pakistan
?
>>52865857
Bollywood just keeps getting classier and classier
>>52865811
>r*peistanis
>she suffered serious injuries to her abdomen, intestines and genitals due to the assault, and doctors said that the damage indicated that a blunt object (suspected to be the iron rod) may have been used for penetration.[16]That rod was later described by police as being a rusted, L-shaped implement of the type used as awheel jack handle
>http://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-bus-gang-rape-convict-blames-victim/
>IT WAS HER FAULT I LUN IN HER BUN
>>52866077
The amount of rape scene Ive seen in bollywood can influence many
>tfw you will never become a brahmacharya because you can barely do yoga for an hour a day
who /yoga/ here?
I do Surya kriya & Shambhavi Mahamudra
no bhakti sluts allowed
>>52865979
>>52865895
>putting a rod inside a girls fuddi is considered as rape in today's world
Off with your feminist crap
>>52866183
do you know what consanguienous marriage is?
>>52865811
he probably isn't even pakistani so just ignore him eh :/
>>52866113
sex sells
especially in a sexually repressed society like *ndia
>>52866141
This >>52866212
>>52866212
DESI-GNATED
>>52866141
This isn't even rape this is literally what gynecologists do you fucking idiots. those were MBBS students on the bus
>>52866211
see
>>52866212
>>52866294
>>52866254
you're better off not misaligning you're chakras ITT and just meditating lad
>>52866226
>he probably isn't even pakistani so just ignore him
The India-Pak shitflinging is the only thing keeping /desi/ alive these days.
>>52865163
I know what Pareto optimal market means, but I don't know why use disgust with it
>>52866380
yeah but not all pakistanis are actually pakistanis.
the pakistani shitposter was outed as an american using a proxy.
alot of the time you're shooting anti-pakistan shit at them and they don't care
>>52866294
>this thread
>>52866432
consider this production possiblity curve in the following way
Item 2 is produced by a single guy
Item 1 is produced by the rest of the population
Position A is pareto optimal, but its not very nice beucase the rest of the population are fighting for scraps whilst one guy is very very rich.
now the response to this is usually benthamite or rawlsian utility functions
https://www.rt.com/news/327487-india-army-teen-rape/
DESIGNATED RAPING ARMY
>>52866661
moterfuker what the hell u saying basterd bich bharat army no 1 in world beating chinkus and penchod pakistanis
Kargil remember karo bhosadikay
I've always seen Indian's as being the human equivalent of rats. Dirty, contagious and always in their own filth. I can't think of a single notable Indian, out of a population of 1 Billion. I have heard absolutely nothing positive about India in my entire life. I would say God help you Indians, but he has clearly abandoned you.
>>52866805
All Brits look like rotten toothed fucking faggots. British “people” (and I use the term in the loosest possible way, as there is nothing even remotely human about these bumfucking, backwards savages) are literally the worst, shittiest, lowest form of life ever shat out upon this great, green Earth. I completely and utterly loathe, nay, detest every single aspect of “Great” Britain and its subhuman inhabitants. I hate their asinine excuse for an “accent” (“Oy wot pip pip cheerio govnuh and a birra oll vat roit roit Bob’s yer uncle”). For a country that has the audacity to call itself “England” their grasp of the English language is at best, tenuous. And their insipid excuse for a “culture” - “Oy moit lets put on the telly and go shag a fag at the pub before we get beheaded by Muslims for not paying our TV licenses”. If every single British man, woman and child was slowly and painfully strangled to death, not a single tear would be shed for them. The British and their fucking island are nothing less than a blight, a blemish, a gargantuan black mark on the record of humanity. Look at their hilarious excuse for an “empire”. It takes a fuckload of nerve to bitch and moan about countries like Russia and Germany expanding their territory when the Shitish Empire enslaved a quarter of the fucking planet. The British are truly a mistake - I am not a religious man, but I have to believe in some sort of God - I mean, something as truly awful as Britain and its “people” cannot merely come about by accident. No, there is a God, and he is a cruel, vindictive son of a bitch, if the existence of British “people” are anything to go by. I can only sit and hope with all of my heart that something truly and utterly terrible befalls the British nation and its inhabitants.
>>52866751
Calm down mate
>>52866805
>>52866852
Stop being edgy
I wake up before sunrise and immediately offer prayers to Krishna, then I do pranam to the deity of the sun, Surya, as the sun slowly rises from the horizon, next proceed to a shower, clean my teeth using a Neem twig.
I then face either north or east on a pure sheet positioned on pure grounds, that remains undisturbed by any other object or article. I take 3 sippings of holy water and proceed to put on my forehead, bosom and tow arms a round mark of red powder (tilak). I then meditate on brahman itself for several minutes, before bowing and chanting mantras to the murtis of 5 deities (namely Vishnu, Shiva, Ganesh, Devi and Surya, also known as Panchayatana puja) as a means to raise to higher planes of the swinging pendulum of birth to death to rebirth (in order to the avoid duldrums of lower planes of existence which ulitmately distract the finite brain from contemplation of atman and brahman).
I've read the Vedas and Upanishads 108 times already and can recite Puranas off by heart, all in their original sanskrit. I've also studied the systems of logic from Nyaya, veered off into the Nastika metaphysics of Nagarjuna's Mulamadhyamakakarika, Advaita and Dvaita systems of ontology, the mathematics of Aryabhatta and countless Sutras on all topics and fields.
I avoid all tamasic foods and activities and try to avoid maya (worldly pleasures and attachments) as much as possible, as such all I own is an saffron shawl and i spoil all morsels of food with drops of water, to dull the taste (attachment to sensory pleasures only leads to misery and suffering). I do this because the entire material universe is a merely a distraction from reuniting the soul with the unknowable, infinite and immutable mind that underlies everything one materially senses. I haven't deliberately looked at a woman in 3 years (let alone touched or spoken to one) and I subsist solely off of begging for alms.
I have peace of mind, why don't you join me?
>>52866904
its just a prank bro
>>52863910
what the fuck is that description
now I want to know what this is
>>52867180
i thinnk he isn't very perceptive
>tfw Bengali master race
>>52871094
mfw i have to go drink with a bunch of you guys tomorrow
