>australia
>>52840146
I saved one of those things this morning from my shower.
>>52840146
He is really a feel guy btw.
>>52840146
Huntsman spiders are harmless, they're pretty good because they kill all the other insects for you. Literal bro-tier spiders
>>52842609
>>52842245
SIDF get out
>>52840146
thats a big spider
>>52840146
Who's that qt on the right?
>I will never be a hemsworth brother
>not even the manlet one that didn't get any of the good looking genes
lmfao xd
this is hanging on my wall atm
what do, strayas i have no exp in these stuff
>>52842740
going in senpaitachi im gonna shitfuck this kid
can't sleep
>>52842740
just yell at the silly cunt
>>52842915
i missed with my slipper and he fell
wat do ?
>>52842970
Brawl, hand to hand type shits lad
>>52842970
Let it be
>>52842970
man up and punch the faggot
>>52842970
Use a cup this time
Why don't you genocide those..."things"
Afraid of another defeat ?
>>52842970
Catch that Pokemon!
Use mortien
>>52843048
>france in charge of making fun of losers
>>52843048
Why? What's the harm? They look "scary"? They eat pests and other gross shit you don't want in your house, they don't even make webs so that's not a bother. You get near one it starts running away because it can't protect itself in any way.
>>52843100
Easy to say when you live in Finland.
>>52843100
They walk in your mouth at night and lay eggs there, thats a proven fact and enough reason to kill them
>>52843100
>They eat pests and other gross shit you don't want in your house
But what if it's the gross shit i don't want in my house?
>>52843100
>You get near one it starts running away because it can't protect itself in any way
i regret killing all those spiders
>>52843004
>>52843019
>>52843022
>>52843049
hes moving now
ill move to my grandparents desu
>>52843134
>>52843122
Dutch-Mexican = italian
>>52843149
So you're saying cockroach infest is better than one lonely spider chilling in your house?
>>52843079
S-sorry
Teach me how to banter pls
>>52843100
>They look "scary"?
desu...too big
>>52843160
>macedonian warrior genes
>>52843092
>>52843160
>Grandparents fought in war
>grandson can't even kill a fucking spider
>>52843221
Macedonians aint fought in no war since the expeellsion of the Ottomans. back in the day. eh
>>52840146
It's either one this size or 50 at 1/50th the size, there's no other option. Goddamn spider land
>>52843172
Never have I ever seen a cockroach be eaten by a spider.
have you guys seen the vid of the giant spider getting crushed and a massive tape worm oozing out of it
>>52843284
http://youtu.be/4E5vUUtSWT4
>>52843313
Why...
WHY ????
>>52843345
>>52843313
>>52843345
delete the post if it was an accident :^)
>>52843313
jesus christ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r011GRdai8Q
So aggressive
>>52843345
ame my gifs or webms
>>52843313
I've seen one pretty similar of a guy fucking a snek
>>52843313
What is wrong with you america
>>52843368
my biggest fear with spiders is if they crawl into your clothes and it'll tickle like an absolute cunt
>>52843388
>>52843382
>>52843361
>>52843359
>>52843356
>>52843354
My screen is blank for webms and shit so yeah, but the other American posted it here in Youtube form >>52843353
>>52843313
Dude...why
>>52840146
>He's a sissy scared of spiders
As expected from a britman
>>52843449
you would have saved it too if you were in the situation I was in at the time
>>52842740
Don't do it bro, they eat the cockroaches and they are harmless
>>52843368
Why are they so big?
>>52843481
And what situation would that be.
>>52843534
UUUU
>>52843313
cheeky hen doesnt seem to mind
>>52843134
kek no they don't
>>52843368
There used to be a spider of a similar size in my house, the fucker would literally charge at you with its fangs up if you came close to it.
That spider got ultimately buried in a similar fashion as Michigan J. Frog after numerous attempts of killing it. That shit was fucking immortal and aggressive as fuck.
>>52843557
who knows aha who cares really
>>52843583
yeah no I saved it from /gif/ a long time ago
>Sup anon
>yfw
>>52843616
I care. What situation would warrant you having to save that webm.
>>52843134
>australians have a slight chance of waking up with a huntsman in their mouth
>>52843708
>>52843313
So you like to fuck around with proofs...
>>52840146
Why the fuck would anyone live in a country with spiders that big - and abbos.
Australians are retarded.
>>52843751
зaткниcь мoй дpyг тoвapищ
>>52843025
Skin crawling....
>>52842740
He looks so cute.
>>52843666
there wasn't one it doesn't matter really
>>52843749
no that isn't me, I didn't take a video or have sex with a chicken, fuck off jew
>>52843534
That is a small one.
>>52843606
I don't think that was a huntsman
Funnel webs are venomous and they do that, stick their teeth out and "stand up" when being threatened(but they're smaller)
why don't people like australians? we're good, white wholesome people.
>>52843708
>>52843823
You lost all rights to antagonize the Jews when you saved a video of a man fucking a chicken on your computer, savage.
Funnel web charging
>>52843914
in Sydney :(
>>52843313
>>52843345
>>52843879
I normally don't kill spiders and they don't look scary or criney to me t
>>52843313
This is definitely not it
>>52843989
*cringey
>>52843345
>I just saved it for a friend, just for laughs. Ha ha.
>>52843989
>comparing euro spiders to aus spiders
>>52843864
It looked more like a Wolf spider but bigger, I don't really know, it wasn't a spider you would encounter every day, but it was ridiculously aggressive. You could be at 4 meters away and that spider would pursue you for a while and then retreat into hiding under something. I was making remodelations back then, so that spider ended up buried. But fuck was it scary.
>>52844022
*crikey
>>52843864
Why do know so much about spiders?
>>52844046
Australia is bigger than Europe, so are its spiders.
Again. HUNTSMAN SPIDERS ARE HARMLESS.
It's only a problem when you are a sissy faggot. They rarely attack human and they even prey on real mess like cockroaches. To respect, I call them Ashidaka sergeant. (Ashidakagumo is how we call them)
>>52844084
What kind of man didn't like spiders as a little boy
>>52844036
>>52844008
Go get your dingos stolen auslards
>>52843884
>>52843942
It was funny when I saved it
>>52843643
I'm dry-heaving just looking at it
>>52844128
Man whose parents were killed by spiders
>>52844052
*Mackay
>>52843048
This.
I honestly don't think the world would be a worse place if we killed all the spiders
>>52843246
Well tbf you don't have huntsmans.
>>52844128
I hated them, when I was a little kid I encountered this >>52842954 after putting inside my hand in one jar (my ball fel iff in it).
I know that harvestmen (not even spiders) are one of the most inoffensive things you can encounter, but back then It left a huge impact in me.
>>52844151
It's more common to get killed by another human than spider but I don't see people hating all humans
>>52844110
>They rarely attack human
>rarely
So it happens
>>52843643
>My older brother did the old "Fake spider in the sun visor" trick in his car
>He picked up some chick to go to the beach
>She pulls the visor down and the spider drops
>She literally pissed herself in his car
Joke's on him.
>>52844286
I think I remember an article I read a few years back, about spiders invading a indian (or something) village and attacking people on sight
>>52844199
>I honestly don't think the world would be a worse place if we killed all the spiders
That deeply disturbs our ecosystem, there would be overpopulation of even worse insects. We have birds to control spider overpopulation and spiders to control pest overpopulation. Like your house would be full of flies and shit which is far more annoying than seeing a spider now and then.
>>52844254
Because they would hate themselves
Every year in australia millions of aussies fall victim to spiders
>>52844329
I said humans, not indians
>>52844254
NOT IN THIS FKN COUNTRY
i would like to see how you react when a scarred huntsman runs up your arm with massive legs and attempts to bite
>>52844254
>but I don't see people hating all humans
Misanthropic fags are everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-9KPe3nwaQ
I, for one, welcome our new overlords
>>52844427
The best part about the Australian Air Force is nobody knows it's us.
>>52840146
That spider looks comfy.
>>52840146
Cute desu
I heard stories of Australians attacked by spiders that have been convinced not to press charges, "I felt guilty" he said, "It was my fault" she said
They isolate themselves in ghettos called spiderwebs and even the police are afraid to get close, they are very violent and attack all the other races
In 2030 there will be 10k baby spiders for every Australian newborn
>>52844364
Dear Tengri have mercy on us.
From now on I will start praying and sacrificing for he didn't let loose these vile creatures in this thread on our lands and homes.
Praise be to his name who banished the terrors that still wander around on this planet.
>>52844376
There has been no confirmed spider bite deaths in Australia since the 70s. Yes it's possible to be bitten but it's extremely rare to DIE from it especially if you're in completely normal health otherwise. Meanwhile bushfire deaths are more common.
>>52844716
I would raze that shit nomad style the second I see it.
>>52845122
Fuck that I'm out.
Do Aussies eat spiders?
>>52845373
And the best one
>>52845401
Those are caterpillars
>>52845336
Other way round
>>52845336
I've seen so many Aussies say here things like they have a huntsman in their bedroom who eats insects and is great and shit that I don't know what to believe anymore
>>52844364
They literally saved indian asses by preventing malaria.
>>52840146
>tfw Chad can even befriend spiders
Why live?
>>52845373
>>52845343
Do you have some documentation or articles about social spiders m8?
>>52842783
>Gezer
Nice
>>52847254
I have this one about them doing drugs
https://youtu.be/NQnsvFah6YA
>>52840146
Story time
I kept one of these in a little enclosure, feeding it moths and shit
One time my gf (terrified of spiders) was being a cunt so i chucked her car keys in with the spider untill she apologised. She only did it because she'd be late for work
>>52840146
if at least it's one of these, I rather not kill it
