>language you want to learn
>meme language you'd like to learn
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russian, chinese
>>52834351
Japanese
Japanese ;_;
>>52834351
>chinese
>german
>>52834351
Daily reminder that foreign languages are a meme and the only important language is English.
Japanese
Chinese
Feel free to rearrange the order as you see fit.
>>52834463
>monolinguals
>>52834500
>being a cuck to a foreign country's language
>2015
>>52834393
wrong order, famislav
Learning French
Meme language probably Japanese for the animu
>>52834351
Always wanted to learn something like japanese or russian but, motherfucker, only people that reside in said countries are the ones that speak those
irrelevant investment
French + Russian
Lithuanian + Dutch
>French/Russian
>Turkish
>>52834554
what do you mean, they're both meme languages
>>52834533
>unironically being proud of your inferiority
wew
>>52834351
German
French
German, Hungarian/Georgian
>>52834463
how does it feel when you are with three friends of yours and they are talking in their mother tongue while you don't understand what they are talking at all and all you can do is being silent?
>greek
>latin
german, spanish
plautdietsch, hungarian
tfw my mom didn't learn enough plautdietsch to teach me any. tfw it's a dying language that's nowhere near worth learning. tfw didn't have an interest in learning it before my grandmother and great aunt died
>>52834639
I don't even know where to start with that image.
>>52834675
When would that ever happen..?
>>52834675
It makes me remember that we have to build wall.
>Spanish
>Afrikaans, Estonian
1. already learned what i wanted
2. irish
>>52834351
>latin
>latin
I love the Latin language and its descendants t.b.h
>latin
>chinese
>japanese
>french
>cambodian
>vietnamese
>korean
all of the languages I want to learn senpai
>polish
>japanese
>>52834463
daily reminder that learning foreign languages make you smarter
have fun being subhuman
http://medicalxpress.com/news/2011-10-languages-smarter.html
>>52834351
>Already studying Chinese and Spanish
>Would like to learn Hebrew and Navajo
>>52834351
>latín
> italian or portuguese
>>52834736
>talking with Mexican qt
>a Mexican guy comes and starts talking with her in Spanish
>they hit off
how does this make you feel?
if I were you, i would feel shamed that I don't know what I should need to know
>>52834351
>finnish
>finnish
>tell people I'm learning korean
>they think I'm a koreaboo
>mfw I just fucking love the writing system
>Danish, despite the flag I'm not an actual Dane, just residing here
>Czech, Russian, some variety of Serbo-Croatian probably Croatian, German, Dutch
>>52834907
just lol at wanting to be smart
thats why you are incel
the only thing that should make you happy is fucking hot women
everything else is cope
>>52835191
serbian sounds better you slavaboo
>>52835170
Same thing with Hebrew here.
Spoken language is ugly as fuck. Tried to get into Yiddish, comes out that no one relevant speaks it any more.
>>52835073
Yeah. It would be useful to know how to say "build wall" in Spanish.
>>52835246
The Cyrillic is spooky. I also thought Croatian had more speakers for some reason.
>Hungarian
>Finnish
I just want to be able to play piano and sing Szomorú Vasárnap in the moonlight in the foier of my house in rural Hungary. Is that too much to ask? ;_;
>>52835459
Learn Croatian, it's better. Cyrillic is useful to know but has several letters and spellings that are just retarted.
Also don't learn Danish, it's the worst language. Learn Norwegian, they'll understand you just fine.
>>52835459
It's not that spooky and even then, serbs use latin half of the time anyway. And if you're planning to learn russian as well...
I mean, ultimately, it's a personal thing, I prefer serbian because of the accent and because it's a bit harder sounding, but you'll be able to communicate with both in the end anyway.
>>52835570
If I only cared about being understood I'd just speak English. Its nearly insulting to reside in a country and learn a language that is mutually intelligible instead of just the nation's language.
>>52835636
Realistically, I'll never learn either. I already have doubts that I'll even learn Danish. Pardon my ignorance, but where does Slovene fall in the Serbo-Croatian map? Is it even included? I don't know much about Slovenia in general.
>>52834351
English
Italian
>>52835498
I'll hire you to play me every night
>>52835685
try to learn Danish, actually living in the country is a great opportunity for it.
And if you plan to live there for any longer period of time, it's kinda your duty :^)
>slovene, serbo-croatian
It's kinda like the scandi languages or maybe like the dutch-german thing.
The grammar is different, but a lot of words are similar and I'd say most words at least have the same root.
It's not completely mutually intelligible, but a lot of slovenes pick up serbian simply by going on vacation and watching a bit of TV.
>>52835808
I plan to, but whenever I hit a bump in the road I lose all motivation and halt my "studies" for weeks. I'll try my hardest though, for you Slovene brother.
>>52834702
Plebandro will you ever calm down?
>>52834351
>>language you want to learn
Italian.
I'm going to do it next year for sure!
>>meme language you'd like to learn
Esperanto.
>>52834351
Spanish
Chinese
>>52834639
>the sexiest accents
>brazilian portuguese
nope
I want to learn Dutch, which is sort of a meme language, but I can't find a recommended way to study it online outside of Duolingo with something like a great textbook or site.
![617KNVB6G1L._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wWW3D0b.jpg "617KNVB6G1L._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_[1].jpg")
>>52836676
Pick up the Teach Yourself Dutch book. I think Teach Yourself is usually regarded as a "beginner" resource but its incredibly helpful and will at least get you started I think. Look for a download of Pimsleur's Danish course as well. You shouldn't have much of a problem with Dutch since its basically the closest thing to English in a real, and thriving language today.
>>52836736
Sweet, thank you. I tried digging through the dozen books my library had and couldn't find anything, but I'll try these.
>>52836765
You can probably find one dirt cheap on Amazon, I found one for a dollar at a second hand book store by chance. If you wanted to actually get a more extensive course you could look at Living Language's Dutch course.
>>52836822
Alright then. Did you mean to recommend the Pimsleur Danish course too, or was that a typo?
>>52836872
Oh sorry, just a typo, I'm very tired. Pimsleur's Dutch. You can probably find it on any torrenting site, its main selling point is that its supposed to help you verbally speak and understand the language, something books don't usually do.
>>52834351
French, Dutch
>>52837081
>French
for what purpose
>>52836915
>Falling for the pimsleur meme
Enjoy your 6 perfectly pronounced sentences
>>52837096
Parce que j'apprends la langue depuis six ans, si je commence quelque chose - je dois finir(?) aussi... Je pense c'est plus intéressant que allemand tbqh
>>52834351
>mandarin
>slovak
slovak is a true meme language. literally no one outside slovakia speaks it and it will be of NO use to me in any way shape or form
>>52837190
Slovakia best -akia desu.
You simultaneously level up in Czech. You'll start to understand about 40% of the words in all slav languages.
Search for qt Slovak immigrant grills on dating sites and casually drop basic phrases into your game
>>52835570
Kill yourself.
>>52837285
>Slovakia best -akia
slovakia is the only -akia
>>52834639
Is it true that the third language is not soooo difficult to learn if you already speak two?
>>52837537
maybe if they're related, but if you learn arabic and then chinese i dont think it would help
>>52837537
Might be. It's a bitch to learn the fourth, though.
>>52837535
>thatsthejoke.gif
>>52837537
i feel like you could learn italian and portuguese with low effort if you just studied one of them a bit every day
>french, polish
>deutch and danish
>>52834351
ausfag here
>tfw want to learn bisaya so i can talk to my gf and her friends and family
>russian cause it sounds cool
>>52837629
thanks
French
Danish
>>52837537
not inherently, basically this >>52837566
on the other hand, I already speak slovene and serbian and now that I'm learning russian, I can basically guess the meaning of about half to two thirds of the vocabulary simply from common roots.
Chinese, Latin
Finnish
>>52837616
What?
Portuguese
Russian
>>52837888
>polish
>not a meme language
Darija
>>52834351
i want to learn korean again. it was my first language but then my mom took me to america because she was american and couldnt speak korean. i didnt know english at the time so there was a language barrier between me and my mother. she took me to america and i adapted and learned english quickly but then forgot how to speak korean. i want to talk to my grandmother and my uncles again.
>>52839703
top kek what darja and do you know the classic arabic
>Italian
>Latin
French, Arabic
Lots of speakers of both languages here.
German, Russian
Fun to learn but next to 0 chance at using it here.
German
Latin
>>52836676
>Dutch
>meme language
Dutch history and literature aren't exactly memes.
>>52834393
>russian, chinese or durka durka
>spanish
I wish they had duolingo for arab desu. I'm already learning russian+spanish, and talking with russian people. I hope I will learn russian in two years, spanish in 5.
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Norwegian, Romanian and Catalan
>>52841810
>learning a language because there are a lot of speakers
>>52834351
Mandarin
Indian and obscure tribal african clicking languages
Russian
Czech
French
Finnish
>>52842400
I want to learn french because it can help me get a job.
Arabic helps because I always have the nagging feeling those fucking dune coons are talking shit about me in their stupid fucking language.
Russian and German are the only ones I want to learn just for the language alone.
>>52834351
>French
>Polish
french
latin
>>52834351
If I find a nicer country to move to, I will learn it's language. But all European countries except Poland and Ireland are either poor and undeveloped or don't have any good future anymore. I need a white place to reaise my children. So. Ireland has no language, lol. Poland probably hates Russians too much. No need to learn anything then.
Ich lerne Deutsch :3
french
finnish
>>52842653
>not moving Russia to a nicer country
I went ahead and actually learned the meme language I wanted to learn, Esperanto. It took about 8 months and about 20 mins of practice a day. Even though it's useless in everyday usage, I've found it to be a fantastic preparation for Spanish due to its similarities.
>Kiu /esperanto/ ĉi tie?
>>52842653
>raise my children
t. permavirgin
I speak Slovene (Upper Carniolan dialect), English, German (basic), a couple of words in Russian.
Being a Slav makes one able to understand at least a bit of what other Slavs are saying. The least every Slav should do in my opinion is learn both Latin and Cyrillic alphabet.
>>52842653
Russia is kinda white.
German
Danish
>>52843211
Not my area. Rich cities are either Asian-Muslim like Moscow or cold like Neptune.
German.
Swedish, Japanese.
Polish.
>French
>Russian
>>52834351
Russian
Japanese, Latin, Greek, Coptic, Aramaic, Hebrew
>>52843405
>learn German
>be Russian
Do you know what means "Didi woewali!"?
>>52843307
What bigger cities in russia are white? I was thinking of maybe doing masters and moving there. I don't mind the cold, I like it.
>>52837096
>"eh !!! why would you learn French ??? Learn a useful language, German, for example !"
>>52843456
spasibo diadu za pobedu
>>52842690
(JUST) F languages are best languages desu
>>52843496
Frussian da best!
I'm studying English
>>52843490
Molodec, and do your didi woewali?
>>52843562
Everyone are studying because its the international language, stupid asshole.
German
Afrikaans
>>52836079
What's your problem exactly? I'm genuinely curious.
>Russian, German, Japanese
>Serbo-Croatian, Norwegian
>meme language you'd like to learn
よく分からんdesu
French is so sexy language that I wan to learn
>>52850500
Voulez vous coucher avec moi omelette du fromage ?
>>52852987
non merci (^ p^)gaiiiiiiiiii
*wags tail and twitches nekomimi*
i want to learn JAPANESE!!! nyaa!!! ^___^
>>52853172
Baguette au fromage, mon amour ?
japanese
only to enjoy more entertainment and pornography, never to visit
>spanish
>africaans
>>52834735
>plautdietsch
It's basically a retarded way of speaking german (much like letzebürgerisch and dutch is, but not in the same way), why would anyone want to learn it?
>>52834351
>language you want to learn
Dutch because I need it for my fucking job
>meme language you'd like to learn
Finnish or Japanese desu
>>52854281
oui, sil vous plait
>>52837537
What languages would English help me learn, do you guys think?
German, maybe?
korean
japanese
german
all meme languages desu
Japanese because muh anni mays
Sanskrit
>>52857123
No. While English has Germanic origins, I'd say it has more in common with French. I've studied both.
>>52859358
Honestly, its Latin and Greek roots made it significantly easier for me to learn it, as Portuguese has plenty of those too.
It makes sense that it would have more to do with French. Thanks for the answer.
what is meant by meme language
>>52859358
>I'd say it has more in common with French.
Are you for real? I think of English and German as two ends of a continuum that are vey close in too many ways to count.
>>52859625
Well, I'm thinking more of cognates and I'm not saying theyre not similar.
>>52834351
Korean
Japanese
>>52859625
http://steinhardt.nyu.edu/scmsAdmin/media/users/xr1/glossaries/ELA/GlossaryCognatesFrenchUpdated5-5-2014.pdf
vs
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:List_of_German_cognates_with_English
and then
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_grammar
vs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_grammar
>>52850500
Nice proxie, Jamal.
>>52857123
people say the scandinavian languages aren't too difficult if you know english. from the basics of german that I've learned they are pretty similar though
>>52854504
well that's why I put it under the meme language I'd like to learn. it's not realistic in the least bit since it's a dying language and the only people around here who still speak it are the most devout mennonites and hutterites or are in assisted living and hospice care. I just feel weird how it was such a big part of the identity of my ancestors but it's almost completely died out in the last 2 generations. once my grandma died there were no mennonites or plautdietsch speakers left in my family. it just feels weird
>>52859617
I take it as languages you think would be cool to know but it wouldn't be realistic or beneficial to learn. so languages spoken by a tiny group of people that you aren't a part of or dead languages.
>>52859686
Yeah bro cognates are shit famiglia
>>52834351
> French
> Icelandic
>>52834463
I wish you could filter flags.
>>52835707
<3
>>52835644
You'd be doing them a favor. All Danes should know Norwegian, it's the standard form of their dialect.
>>52837518
Nei, drepa ÞIG, svín.
Italian
Russian
What's it called when a word in a different language doesn't translate to your native language how you think it would?
For example, carpetas in Spanish doesn't translate to carpet in English even though it's the easy guess
>>52861303
Its called ''spanish is retarded''
>>52861303
"False friend"
"Falso amigo"
>>52834351
chinese, hindi, portuguese
sanskrit, pali
>>52842653
>Ireland has no language
>>52834351
French
Swedish, because I want to move there one day. Really don't like speaking the language though
>>52865354
