>Americans have pictures of the Queen of England in every classroom
holy shit lmao are you serious?
>there's an american in every canadian classroom
>it's called the teacher
>tfw SCOTUS ruled it wasn't violating first amendment separating of UK and state
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>Americans didn't have a revolution to gain independence from the British
Beta as fuck
>>52828665
>teachers have to move to canada to avoid getting shot
le cant be fabricated
>>52828836
>be Canadian
>get shot
>pay $60,000 for in bills
CANT
>>52828560
We do? Is this a new thing I don't know about?
![717[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gzAxMV4.jpg "717[1].jpg")
>Americans have 50 fucking LEAVES on their flag
WILL NOT, AND SIMPLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
This thread is too meta for me
>>52828560
no bully pls
...
HOL UP
>Be American
>Be different from the UK for speshul
>Have Queen in every classroom
>Be Australian
>Mostly follow British stuff over American stuff
>Never see the Queen
>Americans call Santa Claus "Father Christmas"
>Americans speak the English language
you REALLY cannot conceive such a notion out of pure fiction
Americans couldn't think of good enough reasons for independence so they resorted to ad hominem attacks on based King George
>>52828560
No we don't you stupid fuck
90% of us wouldn't even give a shit if your queen croaked already
>>52828836
Fucking Canadians
Go back to school you idiot
>>52830352
The "lol America shoot people for no reason" meme
Haha, funny as always Canada
>>52836232
They're stars you damn cunt
>>52837473
GOD DAMMIT NO ONE CALLS HIM THIS
I know it's all just jokes but fucking damn, I can't take it
