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They can be funny sometimes.
An English couple have a child. After the birth, medical tests reveal that the child is normal, apart from the fact that it is German. This, however, should not be a problem. There is nothing to worry about. As the child grows older, it dresses in lederhosen and has a pudding bowl haircut, but all its basic functions develop normally. It can walk, eat, sleep, read and so on, but for some reason the German child never speaks. The concerned parents take it to the doctor, who reassures them that as the German child is perfectly developed in all other areas, there is nothing to worry about and that he is sure the speech faculty will eventually blossom. Years pass. The German child enters its teens, and still it is not speaking, though in all other respects it is fully functional. The German child's mother is especially distressed by this, but attempts to conceal her sadness. One day she makes the German child, who is now 17 years old and still silent, a bowl of tomato soup, and takes it through to him in the parlour where he is listening to a wind-up gramophone record player. Soon, the German child appears in the kitchen and suddenly declares, "Mother. This soup is a little tepid." The German child's mother is astonished. "All these years," she exclaims, "we assumed you could not speak. And yet all along it appears you could. Why? Why did you never say anything before?" "Because, mother," answers the German child, "up until now, everything has been satisfactory"
>>52808044
never heard this one before, i actually laughed
>>52808237
A German joke is no laughing matter
Fuck off, German humour is great
>>52808334
These jokes might be hitting a little too klause to home
Nice try Nigel.
>>52808010
Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?
Because it would have been impossible to get a muslim to take a shower.
>>52808010
we can be funny funny too.
observe the following lines of text:
>three in a room and one is working, what's that? – two officials and a fan.
>>52808483
apologise for WW II NOW or enjoy being reported to nazi watch
>>52808483
Knock Knock
>Who's there
Heinrich Himmler
>>52808010
*humor
> Santa Claustralia
My mates were taking the piss out of a German guy on the train, making jokes about the War and stuff.
He looked at us and said, "You know, there really is no pleasure to be gained in boasting about winning two World Wars."
How the fuck would he know?
>>52808723
Things That Didn't Happen: The Post
>>52808723
We had 3 more world wars since WW2 and just didn't tell you guys about it, since you were total party poopers the last time we allowed you to join.
Want to hear a good German joke?
Volkswagen.
>>52808723
Where can I find your blog? I really like your tales.
>>52808798
>allowed you to join
>>52808842
Good job believing american propaganda
>>52808796
Well Done Lad, It Was A Joke
>>52808010
>great britain
>a nation of sheep fuckers who elected a man to rule them for getting the great idea of putting his dick into a pigs head
>>52809025
As a side note, I wonder who'd win a fight between Angie and Maggie Thatcher
>>52809149
Zombie Thatcher or Timetraveling-but-otherwise-normal Thatcher?
>>52808010
If you want to be amused by Germans, play Unteralterbach.
GOTYAY
