Pretty girl edition
>>52801273
delet this
>>52801280
h i g h t e s t
i
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s
t
>>52801294
what you done to adele
monster fuck
you
>>52801294
Ok then don't fucking link it in the old thread or anything.
>>52801359
R E K T
>>52801334
I would shove my dick in there so hard Arthur himself couldn't pull it out.
>>52801294
That's not hightest, that's a whale.
>>52801376
sweden confirmed for low test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY
Why does he want you to spit on the name of Oliver Cromwell ?
Mad Dave bringing my package lads
WAHEY!
>>52801435
NOICE
>>52801424
Croatia confirmed for liking women who look like flubber.
>>52801425
Moz can't handle the anti taig banter
>>52801441
I'd fuck Flubber
brendan fraser
>>52801435
whatd you order la
>>52801463
hahaha, alright then
>>52801376
I agree.
Fat girls are fat girls, let's just call a spade a spade. If you're into fat girls, then just say so.
BMI 35
>>52801449
what is a taig ?
>>52801545
nice bod but absolutely horrific head on her
how gay am i
>>52801518
Vox AC30VR and a TU3.
Got some other pedals coming from Andertons but those fucks delayed the order.
miss u
alri
we alive again
what happened lads?
>>52801545
female version of KANE
>>52801589
>replying to a 4 hour old post
kill yourself
alo
>>52801586
nip moot fucked up
test
GOOD TO BE BACK LADS
>tfw literally addicted to 4chan
having a go
>>52801663
>when her dimensions begin with a 2
>>52801663
saggy
fucking despise mook
FINALLY
>english "people"
MOOOOOK
get your shit together, PLEASE
I'm sick of hanging out in GGchan
>moot
>already revised for 3 hours today
>got another 3 hours to do
>>52801660
I'll be two pot screamer no dramas as cunning as a dead horse. Stands out like a going off heaps you little ripper daks. Flat out like a bush telly also as cunning as a fremantle doctor. As busy as a corker piece of piss built like a wobbly. kelpie no dramas lets throw a struth. She'll be right bloke bloody gutful of sickie. Lets get some brumby where we're going gyno.
As cross as a pretty spiffy how as cross as a oldies. Lets get some barbie mate flat out like a budgie smugglers. She'll be right donger flamin as cross as a no-hoper. Mad as a dickhead bloody as stands out like spag bol. As dry as a quid also mad as a dero. Lets throw a sickie how lets throw a ace!. Shazza got us some waggin' school no dramas flat out like a holden. Lets get some doovalacky my mad as a reckon. He's got a massive dipstick no dramas we're going dunny. As cunning as a pint how built like a pozzy.
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbPJEkmZwY
what you doing for new years lads?
>>52801775
shite
>>52801778
good post
im homophobic but this is too catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUBzGKpHGAY
just got sick lads fukken pulp oj
>>52801562
people from nordie ireland who are obsessed with people from southerie ireland
>>52801790
Drunk rocket league or WoT
That lad on /mu/ got more than 1300 (You)s for killing Lemmy. Reckon that was his motive?
>>52801821
shite
>>52801821
S O P H I E
C
M
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I
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>>52801852
what do you mean he killed him?
>>52801562
Northern Irish Republican.
hrrrrrrugghhhhhhnnnn
*breathes in deeply, raspily*
:) thaaa fawwwwwwcccc issss sssssstrawwnnggg wif yuuuuu.....
missed you lads x
Anyone on /brit/ a teacher? Doing my training next year, proper nervous about it, like. Is it really that
bad? Will I end up wanting to fuck any of my students?
Shit leaving my arse right this second lads
>>52801876
Did you not see the thread?
>>52801904
if I became a teacher I'd expect to shag at least one yr 11 slag student a year
>>52801908
just clocked it, that's hilarious
>>52801865
yeah SOPHIE's beat is what makes it good tbqh
>>52801904
Ngl I've heard teacher training is fucking hard.
>>52801876
found the post but i dont really understand
>>>/mu/61318865
cant remember how to crossboard post
>>52801926
Teacher at my school copped off with a sixth former and now they're married. Pretty impressive, even if she was a slag.
>>52801945
Never done anything difficult before really, my current job is boring shit and I pissed my way to a 2:1 at uni.
Thats why I'm nervous desu.
>he didnt get 4 comment karma in the last half an hour
How long until the southern fairies bring up the floods?
>>52801954
these posts were made before he died, that's what's weird about it
can't remember when i last had a conventional wank
>>52801994
You fucking northerners are obsessed with us.
Would you?
>>52801990
4chan has been down pal
no (You)'s for anybody
>tfw Lenny died
>>52802039
nu-uh!!! you're obsessed with us!!!
>>52802028
This shit makes me cum faster than real pussy.
Not even kidding, after fucking that thing for a while I can't cum from normal penetration.
>stopped taking benzos
>massive pain under ribs on right side
think my liver is swelling lol
Willy's a bit turgid lads.
>be northern
>get flooded
>>52802087
time to drink lad
>>52802076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o68jQjPCDtU
>>52802054
Nudge the bottle that guy is drinking? Yes I would ... and then I'd fuck that woman.
so what did you do while you couldn't post. i just played verdun for a while
Not Lenny!!
>>52802109
wew lad, is this in the bee supermarket?
haha that /mu/ thread is spooky af
>>52802109
What I would give to smother my face between those fuuuccccckkkkk
>>52802151
shut the fuck off kid
>>52802151
>>52802155
Aye
>i give a shit about some dinosaur band singer who's died
>>52802028
can you do this with a condom instead?
I have a whole drawer full of condoms and lube because they're free until you're 25 years old, so I've just been collecting them in the hopes that I get a girlfriend some day
Le Mass Consumerism face
can jedis do a force wank where they just wank their willy without touching it
>>52802175
Yes, but you have to be careful not to pop it, it actually feels better with condom.
>>52802167
Wowie look at her bum.
why don't americans ever have gardens
>>52802194
>>52802190
me in the reflection
>>52802178
Yea lad. Lady Jedi can diddle themselves likewise.
>>52801376
r u a qt swedish trap?
rare pepe right here
>>52802197
they all have huge yards and pools
Anyone talked to Ulster lately?
>>52802166
u wot m8?
>>52802223
>>52802223
Thank you Poland.
>>52802255
its just grass everywhere if i zoom in
>>52802257
how the fuck can you talk to a landmass lmao
>>52802266
something is wrong with that pavement
ALL non whites wish they were white
>>52802282
>not being connected to nature
>Thank you for your email. The office is currently closed. Any recruitment enquiries will be handled after 4th January.
haram
had a dream where i went back to school and some bully called me ugly straight away and i just took that shit even though i was an adult
really SICK and TIRED of these bloomin bankers and their bonuses
>>52802306
but you ARE ugly m8
>>52802298
lazy cunts, I hate this
today is a normal working day and these fucks think it's okay to just close for 2 fucking weeks.
>>52802262
Ignore him, he's a cunt.
>>52802287
it's canadian
>>52802306
had a dream in which i fucked two mature techers i always wanted to fuck.
>>52802296
>irrelevant unwanted bomb site
>in any way connected to nature
orangeman pls
>>52802298
FONT
every morning i go into my garden, kneel down, plant my face in the dirt and inhale the soil
truly i have become one with the earth
>>52802306
Had a dream where I had a lightsaber fight with my dad.
>today is a normal working day and these fucks think it's okay to just close for 2 fucking weeks.
>>52802348
rasheed
>>52802348
I hope you're facing mecca at least
>>52802344
Rude
>>52802346
FOLA
kary
>>52802306
Had a dream where I cuddled the girl I like all night
couldn't give less of a fuck if i tried tbph
>>52802423
sick fuck
>>52802409
I've really had it with you lad. You cut that shit out immediately.
anyone anorexic here? my stomach just stopped rumbling, means I don't have to eat anymore
feels good man
need a gf lads
>>52802369
t. Allambie
>>52802452
no thanks, I have a gf
kyara
>>52802128
That had better be his fucking sister. Otherwise I may as well kill myself.
>>52802175
Well, if you do, don't show her the drawer
From the dinner dance night last Saturday
will we ever be able to watch war up this close again
cold out
>>52802469
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might become a pagan lads
gonna worship the gods of wood and stone and stream
>>52802525
gonna worship the gods of ur mums fanny, me
Slope moot RUINED my morning lads, had some great thread ideas and now they're all gone.
>>52802525
So what if you do, what then? You get magic powers or just a trenchcoat?
>>52802525
just took a banging shit lads
Who is the greatest philosopher since Neitzsche?
>>52802538
>mums
fuck off ya yank
OI OI
Bit coold oot
>>52802552
degenerate hippie fanny is the reward of course
>>52802545
You should write your ideas down in a notebook called your "ideas book".
>>52802525
or just enjoy those things without believing in primitive bullshit. the science of ecosystems is far more impressive than saying some gay sky man did it.
you have my permission to respond to this post with a fedora pic.
FINALLY got my greggs
>>52802571
my gf
>>52802525
Samson will smite thee.
>degenerate hippie fanny is the reward of course
on my way hoom now from dooblin
sixt teim dis week
>>52802478
Seems unlikely
>>52802450
anorexia is an eating disorder
it doesn't mean being really thin, that's just a symptom of the disorder
Non religious people in Britian are as bad as pakis. You're what's killing our culture.
>>52802525
>scandinavian neopagans
>obsessed with metal, often they're neonazis or white nationalists
>british neopagans/druids
>drug addled filthy leftists that want anarchy and to destroy the government
why is this?
>>52802647
Rorke
Descartes recognised only the authority of reason, but reason is a tool, and Descartes was superficial.
Addicted to boypussy lads
It must be a nightmare going to the same university as these people.
>>52802629
how's that cunt banging her sweet sugar walls while i can't?
>>52802599
Fuck off, she's mine
that's the problem with using an iPost you don't have flags so can't tell who you're gimmicking not even yourself
>>52802659
All pagans are filthy degenerates. Day of the fire will come.
>>52802647
god doesn't exist
>>52802674
it is pal, you can't so much as fart without a multi-coloured band of students jumping on you for it
>>52802676
Just need a good pick-up line lad. Give me your best qt catching line.
>>52802663
Elowen.
>>52802700
God*
>>52802699
that doesn't seem very Christian, stannis
>>52802733
Hey dumb cunt, wanna suck my dick?
>>52801273
>brit
>pretty
wat
>>52802647
i'm agnostic atheist and would welcome a resurgence in Christianity - but only as a weapon against islam.
otherwise all religions going away forever can only mean good things for humanity.
>>52802674
I left the Uni of Manc in 2011 and these types of spastic snowflakes were unheard of then. All you ever heard about from the SU was anti-israel stuff, nothing about feminism or trannies. What the fuck happened in the past few years? It seems engineered.
>>52802737
*Jehovah
>>52802674
Why? They tend to keep to themselves t b h
I joined the LGBT society when I started uni hoping I'd get a blowjob off horny twink fresher but never went back after I found out it was mostly ugly dykes and tranny SJWs. Never heard from them again after that though.
>>52802744
God literally says it's okay to kill pagans. Filthy subhumans.
Lads
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNmGSXLOh1o
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NPNqVtSSRKU
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9qmy5k0MoqA
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2oMTJVzomFI
Gamers are sexist
>>52802765
*Yahweh
>>52802755
Not very subtle lad, work on it.
>>52802674
Never bumped into one my whole 4 (four) years at uni.
>>52802763
agnostic atheist? does that mean you aren't sure whether or not you're an atheist?
might pop a xanax and do a sleep lads, what do you reckon
>always get random erections throughout the day
>finally get to have sex with a girl
>only have a half-boner and can't even put it in
kill me
>>52802793
google it
>>52802763
>i'm agnostic atheist and would welcome a resurgence in Christianity - but only as a weapon against islam.
>>52802806
Embarassing.
Why do some Brits even care?
>>52802806
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>>52802674
>Amy also added how the option of hormone replacement would mean having to wait for up to five years, and said: “You have to live for quite a while being very unhappy with who you are.”
Every other mentally ill person gets a few pills or some crap therapy session. Depression, bipolar, anxiety, tough shit, take these pills and just fuck off for 8 weeks. Why do these freaks deserve super-expensive hormones and surgeries paid for by the rest of us?
>>52802830
>promises to make germany great again
as if he didn't do that for the first 10 years
>>52802830
>America finally gets its Hitler
Been a long time coming.
A white heteronormative cisgendered CEO professor and Baptist preacher was teaching a class on Karl Rove, known Christian.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Jesus Christ and accept that you too can become straight through daily prayer, self-flagellation, and eating Chik-Fil-A every day!”
At this moment, a brave, trans-Asian, self-diagnosed pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled person who had been free of all animal products and only bought products at the local transgender co-op boldly stood up, holding a glass filled with some white liquid.
“Hey, Professor, what is this?”
The arrogant professor smirked like a rapist and smugly replied “It’s clearly milk, you crazy faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?”
“Wrong. It’s an all natural vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped in the making of this product.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Wall Street Journal. He stormed out of the room, clearly planning some kind of rape. The professor realized that he had been playing into the hands of the kyriarchy of CEOs, investment bankers, the Religious Right, and psychiatrists. He then killed himself. The proper term for this is “trans-dead”.
The students checked their privilege, all diagnosed themselves with autism and gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. An obese trans-eagle furry otherkin waddled into the room and tried to perch upon the American Flag, bending the flagpole in the process. All parties involved gave up meat, Christianity, and the right to bear arms.
The students all lifted their glasses of soy fluid in a toast.
“That beverage’s name? Harvey “The One Percent” Milk.” said the vegan trans-autistic Korean.
>>52802830
Fuck off, shill
having a think
>>52802768
you're literally worshipping the Jewish God mixed with Pagan Gods
and fucking hell that Jewish God started as one god out of several in a large ancient Middle Eastern pantheon of several Babylonian and Sumerian deities, he was just the God of War in that lot, and it only became a monotheistic religion after suppressing worship in the others and taking inspiration from Zoroastrianism (which was then wiped out by pakis)
your sky man is a con
>>52802793
when people say they are an "agnostic", "atheist", or "agnostic atheist" they literally mean the same thing
they just don't believe in god.
seriously someone should make all the fucking neckbeards agree on one term to use
>>52802830
Only problem is that Jews are an ethnic group and Muslims aren't
>>52802763
I'm an agnostic agnostic
>>52802866
trump is too memey to be hitler
>>52802886
you're quite wrong 2bh. but you know that already you bitter contrarian
doing a BS (big shit) L (lads)
>>52802931
m8 Hitler was the biggest meme of his time.
>>52802878
You're thinking of Enki who is commonly referred to as Satan. But saying Yahweh is a pagan God is like saying Neptune and Poseidon are the same God.
do you christfags unironically pray during the day and go to church on sundays?
or do you just prefer identifying as a Christian because that's the popular 4chan gimmick right now
>>52802647
nah 2bh, religion is killing the world, it's the main cause of conflict everywhere, and why believe in something that doesn't exist?
>Charity Trans Media Watch also says: “Being non-binary is different from being intersex. Most non-binary people are born with bodies that look conventionally male or female, but grow up feeling different.”
Yeah because intersex people actually objectively have a chromosomal abnormality, "non-binary" is a nonsense term for someone who wants to join the oppressed club on twitter.
>>52803004
Rorksheed
>>52802946
I'm not. I just always hear the same things from them.
agnostics claim that atheistsactively believe that god doesn't exist, and thus are actually "religious". but that's not what the term means to most atheists, they simply don't believe in god
atheists claim that agnostics aren't sure whether god is real or not. but that's not what is implied by agnosticism, agnostics don't *believe* in god and that's the key part.
so someone thought that they should invent terms like "agnostic atheist" to clarify what they mean, but then it just got more confusing.
>>52803037
used to as a child desu
>>52803037
Been doing that since day one. Paki cunt fuck off.
>>52803039
>>52803006
Yahweh was one of th gods of Jewish pantheon.
He's the god of war.
>>52803076
nice meme
>I believe in the invisible bearded man in the sky
Rachel
>>52803071
used to pray 2bh
>>52803073
fucking hell you're a mong lmao
need my willy sucked
eurgh, 3 is claiming i owe them money when i cancelled my contract 6 months ago. Got some dirty debt collectors phoning my gaff so i told them it's christmas and they can do 1
>It seems engineered
h-ha ha what you on about mate don't be daft
>>52803004
>racist
>sexist
>homophobe
>cis scum
>white
>bigoted
>privileged
>2015
>>52802869
>trans-dead
>>52803082
>He's the god of war.
Was* He's been the God of everything and everyone one, the creator and the true God since the 6th century BC
Any of you banter lads got the original Xperia Z?
Is it shit?
Actually I don't care I'm buying it anyway
>>52803064
>but then it just got more confusing.
no, you're just a bit dim apparently.
>agnostic atheist
Doesn't know if God exists or not but chooses not to believe
>gnostic atheist
Knows that God doesn't exist and doesn't believe
>agnostic theist
Doesn't know if God exists or not but chooses to believe
>gnostic theist
>Knows that God exists and chooses to believe
its really that simple
btw 3 out of 4 of those options are retarded positions to hold
>>52803150
cornwall
>>52803153
>phoning my gaff so i told them it's christmas and they can do 1
i don't know why but i read this whole post in danny dyers voice
>>52803178
i'm a gnostic gnostic desu
>>52803178
>>gnostic atheist
Literally what mate? Do you know what gnosticism even is? How can you be a gnostic atheist, laughing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnosticism
>>52802869
what's the original of this?
>>52803178
literally nobody uses this terminology except for autists though, and that's my point.
>>52803183
>i don't know why but i read this whole post in danny dyers voice
>>52803166
Nah lad.
The snake is our real god. Yahweh is a villain and pretender.
>>52803178
>knows god exists, in that case everyone is and agnostic somethings which isn't true, noone knows if he exists or not, n o o n e
