https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Italo–Ethiopian_War
Do Italians ever talk about it?
>>52788901
We dont care since we won WW2.
What about Emu wars Australia?
Do you talk about it?
I doubt the average Italian cares or can even point to Ethiopia on a map
>>52788946
>we won WW2
M E M E S
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>>52788901
>implying Ethiopians aren't immortal
>>52788946
You guys kinda did use illegal warfare (chemical weapons) which killed 7 percent of Ethiopias population in WW2. Thats such a bitch move
>>52788946
Top kek
>>52788984
We did...why do americans get so mad if a country that isn't USA can achieve a victiry in a global war?
>>52789081
Yeah but you know , we really don't care.
We are taught :Mussolini = hero , Fascism = good,Nazism =evil ,Salò Republic lost the war italy changed side and won WW2.
the average italian doesn't give a shit
as they should
>>52788946
>We dont care since we won WW2
???
>>52789270
Lost WW1 (led to Fascism)
Won WW2 (end of Fascism)
>>52789082
It still embarassing. They lost a war to some primitve tribesmen in Ethiopia who only had spears and a few primitive muskets that was given as a gift from the brits.
>>52789115
Holy shit is that actually what they teach you in Italy?
Italy was just a base for the Germans, who had to fight for you the whole war.then after they gave up on protecting your pathetic asses you became a base for the allies to, again, fight your battles for you because you were useless.
>>52789332
tsk, Italy won WW2 alone against raging Hitler and that other guy
>>52789332
they don't, just memes
>>52789328
hundreds of thousands of monkey vs 200 anglos with shitty equipment
who wins?
>>52789270
>>52789332
We won ww2, Mussolini created Repubblica di Salò, rest of Italy helped the allies.
>>52789305
we won WW1 too lado.
>>52789328
Dude your country managed to lose agaisnt birds...
>>52788946
>we won ww2
>>52789413
oh wait since you're Australian I should say emus instead of monkeys and the humans should be much more
>>52789332
>>52789385
>Result not: Decisive Emu victory
>>52789411
>Italy won WW2 alone
>>52789332
>>52789332
>Italy was just a base for the Germans, who had to fight for you the whole war.then after they gave up on protecting your pathetic asses you became a base for the allies to, again, fight your battles for you because you were useless.
>>52789504
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
By simply looking at the circumstances, like motherfucking Russia providing them weapons and logistics in their territory and them having huge numerical advantage.
please understand not all of us are retarded as the kids claiming we won ww2
>>52789600
>truth is damage control
>"IM NOT MAD!!! YOU AREEEEEE!!!!"
>>52789647
piantala, coglione
>>52789600
Sorry but after losing against rice eating manlets you lost all credibility, leave some space for countries that can actually shitpost about war and shit :^)
>>52789600
oh no
>>52789615
anon pls, look at your calendar
>Be me
>live in Italy
>best culture
>best food
>beautiful women
>top cars in the world
>lot of history
>home of the Roman Empire
>Won WW1 and WW2
>One of the best countries in the world
>mfw some anglo guys try to "bantz" us on the internet
This thread
We got 'em good the second time though.
>You will never fuck qt Abyssinian lolis before leading your faithful Eritrean askaris into battle
>>52789328
It's the other way around, Italy was armed with zulu spears and probably a musket
>>52789765
>tfw not italian
Mama mia... ;_;
s>>52789559
Remember Italy, you lost to a general who invented the bandana
>this thread
>>52789814
Why do all of the french want to be italian?
Have you met Alessandro yet?
>all this Italian posting
Yikes.
>be italy
>pick both sides at once
>win
>>52789845
That's pretty cool, he was the OG
>>52789647
>>52789680
>>52789754
Don't be madgetti, let's get some spaghetti
>>52789933
I'm out of ketchup
>>52789871
>Why do all of the french want to be italian?
Because Italy is great, if only you spoke french rather than italian...
>>52789933
>American """humour"""
>>52789965
>I'm out of ketchup
Sinful Luigi, absolutely unforgivable.
>>52789845
Correction: Du Rag
>>52789765
>Lose it all to some rich, buff Australian intellectual who comes to Italy and steals your gf with his hot accent
>>52790019
>Thinking that anglos get laid on italy
Only Anglo girls do.
In Xmas and summer there's a lot of brit/american/ausie pussy... brits and americans are the easiest to get
>>52790019
It's ok, I saw this Aussie movie the other night. It was about two ex-cons which were secretly gay and shit, in the end gay #1 dies so gay #2 can run away with Arwen but I can't remember the name
Can you help me?
>>52789924
I think this is his other pic, he probably popularised cornrows by the looks of it. Pioneer he was.
>>52788946
>fascist for duration of ww2
>switches sides in last minute
YEAH GUYS WE WON WW2
>>52790192
>. It was about two ex-cons which were secretly gay and shit, in the end gay #1 dies so gay #2
Sure it wasn't a documentary on Aussie history?
>>52790339
T. butthurt Tito fan
>>52790386
Actually yes, it was based on real events
>>52790316
I don't know, he kinda looks like Jesus there
>>52790339
gib back rightful clay
>>52790339
Yes, and we were ready to join Yugoslavia if it wasn't for the CIA
>>52790468
>back
>rightful
Stay on your side of the adriatic faggot, you have enough land as it is.
>>52790673
>Stay on your side
>>52790339
>>switches sides
Italy is on both sides of the Adriatic
>>52790673
You are ours tqh f4m
Your women were built for italian cock
>>52790445
He does...thats so weird. I think Ethiopians are mixed race.
>Italy fights Austria-Hungary to a standstill on the Isonzo for most of the war
>Germans have to come in to break the deadlock
>Italians BTFO because Cadorna a shit
>Italians regroup, stop Austrian advance
>Final victory, Austria-Hungary implodes
>British and French considering what to give Italian ally
>Wilson out of nowhere with muh 14 points, muh national self-determination
>Prime Minister of Italy literally crying because of how hard the POTUS just fucked him
Wilson confirmed for worst US president.
>>52791144
>>52790897
Italian """""""cock"""""""
>>52791144
I don't think that you will ever find a Cadorna nostalgic in Italy, his name was even removed from various public places recently
>A war 150 years old
>I should care
>>52791577
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