My new roommate is from Serbia and I've never met him before. I've only ever spoken to him over the phone and his English was all fucked up and he kept saying the N word over and over
What can I expect from a serbian roommate? I'm in California if that matters
>>52781137
Greet him saying Kosovo je Serbia.
don't be surprised if you find 4 niggers in your house tomorrow
tell him it's gonna be a bomb hanging out and they should party like it's 1999 :)
>>52781137
>What can I expect from a serbian roommate?
literal subhuman, worst then nigger
>>52781212
Fucking kike
>>52781173
That's alright, but Serbs prefer the greeting "Za dom spremni".
>>52781137
Are you sure he's Serbian and not Russian?
Did he talk about his sister at all?
Or how California girls take so much drugs and post it on instagram
>>52781260
>can't take a joke
fuck off
DO NOT ALLOW HIM IN YOUR HOUSE
I once had a roommate from Serbia and I don't know how but the police were at my house within a week because the fucker got on my computer and sent death threats to the local police department
I eventually proved he did it but I spent a week in prison. Fuck that guy and fuck that country
>>52781137
tell him you have albanian heritage. Serbs and Albanians are brothers.
>>52781250
*than, you uneducated worthless pile of human garbage.
>>52781372
full story pls
OP this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkvektlQo6A
>>52781607
You're an uneducated worthless pile of human garbage too because you didn't correct him on putting "worst" instead of "worse".
>>52781372
>I spent a week in prison.
That's not gonna look good on your records.
>>52781212
Kek
>>52781689
Also "a nigger" if you're taking it that far faggot.
>>52781968
Also using literal wrong, pussy.
What N word?
>>52782006
Nachos
>>52781137
You may have a chance of him liking you if you stop being a bitch about the word nigger. If he doesn´t like you, learn to hide your valuables well.
>>52782004
touche canfag.
>>52782063
fucking racist omg
I had a serbian room mate some years ago, when I was studying. He was quite ok at the beginning, but then things somehow went cracy. I found out he was using my computer, while I wasn't there. I found some very weird stuff from history and he has also used my e-mail to send threats to people. I changed passwords and encrypted hd and thought it was over, but one evening police raided our house. This serb had raped and killed 12 people last night and even raped three dogs and one poor cat. He also tried to start a civil war. Fuck that guy and fuck that country.
>>52782006
Nutella, izgleda ne e eurokrem tip
>>52782159
Serbs are sooooo cracy
>>52782232
how old is he?
what city?
why is he in california?
>>52782375
He's 30 and from Krusevac
He's unemployed but somehow has a lot of money. He said he's looking to start a company in Los Angeles
How fucked am I?
>>52782375
He's in California to resurrect 2Pac
>>52782615
>>52782615
>He's unemployed but somehow has a lot of money
well that should have been the big red flag
>>52782634
underrated post
>>52782615
>He's unemployed but somehow has a lot of money.
>How fucked am I?
I'd be very careful OP. I used to live with a Serbian guy, he ended up using MY LAPTOP to send death threats to the local school. There was a full police investigation and now he's in jail for 10 years (9 left).
>>52782615
>He's unemployed but somehow has a lot of money.
There are 3 options for money.
1. He inherited them.
2. He sold everything he own, and wants to come to USA for a better life
3. His father is a criminal (drugs) and gave him the monies
4. He is a criminal. But which rich criminal wants to live with a roommate?
So, I pick option 3.
>>52782615
Serbian Mafia confirmed for California
>Bloods BTFO
>Crips BTFO
>>52782971
Fuck my grammar and numbering, I need to sleep.
>>52781372
Serbs and russians are problematic
serbs are bros tb.h you can shittalk mudslimes and niggers with him
>>52782971
You do know people can make money with computers and shiet, dismissing every non-broke person as a criminal is such a balkan trait.
I had a roommate from Serbia. He was ok at the beginning but i found out he was using my pc to orchestrate massacre in srebrenica, i spent like a week in jail but i managed to prove it was ratko mladic who did all of that
>>52782850
>>52782971
To be honest, as long as he can cover the rent every month and not be a piece of shit, then I'm happy. I agree he's suspicious but I just don't give a shit even if he's involved with organized crime
With a Serb roommate you don't have to worry about islamic terrorism.
They will remove
>>52783221
Honest man cant become rich in Serbia.
Honest man can be poor or live normal life/nothing fancy, but not rich.
If you want to become friends with him say "Kosovo Je Srbija".
I had a Serbian roommate in college. Guy was top bantz. We set someone's car on fire then blamed it on the uppity nigger in our class. We both ended up failing and dropping out. I think he moved back to Serbia. I miss him,he use to have great vodka.
>>52781137
Is he with scolarship because of basketball?
Wherever I am, I must also rape
>>52781137
Slavic man like pig? Understand? You whip like the dog, yes? Only way to train this animal, very good man.
dude you're gonna fuckin die
>>52785428
Your not very good doing this))))
>>52785428
Thanks for the advice Mahmoud!
>>52781137
1, Become like Japanese and admit warcrimes.
2. Convert to Orthodoxy.
3. Find some Slavic heritage.
>>52782006
Nova Godina.
>>52782615
Gasic, pls stop
>>52781137
>What can I expect from a serbian
genocide and dank accordion solos
>>52782615
is this the next GTA game??
>>52782615
There isn't a rich man in Krusevac, unless he's the son of the dude that owns a wine factory, or the son of our minister of military affairs (or is it ex minister, i don't know if he actually resigned yet after he said to a female reporter who crouched to move a cable "i like it when they kneel")
>>52782164
lol'd @ everything in this thread
You are completely fucked, op
>>52781668
Holy fucking Shit. Serbs are literally niggers.
He is coming to LA to avenge the death of his father, Tupac
I had a roommate from Serbia. He was ok at the beginning but i found out he was using MY PC to order imports of kinder eggs and got locked up for it (Had to convince the police it was not me, spent week in jail)
>>52788355
oh my god my fucking sides
>living anywhere near serbian subhuman criminals
Don't do it. Just don't.
>Invite friend from Croatia over
>Particular town I live in has a lot of Serb diaspora.
>He has pic related in his backpack.
W-What's he gonna do guys?
>>52796590
Cleanse the honour of his family.
