>you will never live in my country
How does that feel /int/ernationals?
You're responsible for Brazil. Look what you've done.
>>52772676
I've been there before and it's actually beautiful.
>>52772676
why not?
>>52772676
>How does that feel
pretty good desu
>you will never live in a house built by Alberto Barbosa in person
Wouldn't mind living in Porto just for the shemales
We make better port than you so...indifferent.
I live in a superior country already, Alberto
>>52772838
wot, are there others then Thai?
>youwillneverliveheretugal
>>52772896
brazillian immigrants
they all become sissys for big portuguese cock
we are literally god's perfect creation
>>52772676
Lisbon and Porto are some of the most beautiful cities in the world. Your countryside especially east/south is poorer than Serbian countryside.
>>52772934
indresting
I have been there
the sea,vine and foods,it was good
>>52772676
I'm literally between USA, England and Portugal now. Must choose before May or stay in Moscow. Already declined a job offer in London 4 years ago.
>>52772990
Brazillian sissy negro boys can't resist BPC (Big Portuguese Cock)
We are literal uberhumans, famalam
>>52773054
BSC is also in high demand mijn freund
>>52773106
yeah I know
Best looking males in Europe are Swedish and Portuguese
>>52773031
How is this even a question?
Go to the USA or London, no way the pay here competes, if you don't want it give it to me jej
>>52773167
True...true.
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>>52772910
>you will never hold hands with a cute 160cm tanned girl
>you will never love bite her shoulders
>you will never take her to a romantic walk in Lisbon
>you will never hug her while the sun sets over the city
>you will never take her to see Lisbon from the Cristo Rei
AHAHAHAH WHY LIVE?????????????????
>>52773167
Actually entry rates for beautiful people website put spaniards and italians ahead of us.
I like how it also reflects that our females are quite ugly.
Also swedes are by far the most beautiful people in the world, by really far. I don't know how but they just are
I want Portuguese gf with olive skin
>>52773308
>put spaniards and italians
it doesn't.
seriously check again, it doesn't.
>>52773321
i want one too
>>52773321
You'll become a ladyboy for my big cock.
All brazillian boys are meant to become cute girls for hot portuguese men.
>>52773350
Do you have the link? I'm searching but can't seem to find it.
I remember it put Swedes ahead by far though
>>52772676
Fuck off Alberto everyone makes fun of you
>>52773402
You're right with Italy but the average Spanish male is ugly as shit
>>52773426
Whyyy you gotta be so ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude?
>>52773426
>t. Mongol
Everyone made fun of him too but he turned out just fine :^)
>>52773192
>USA - invitation from a father's friend.
>London - an old position still up, the company's expanding.
>Portugal - invitation from a friend to his startup.
In Portugal I'm going to be between main guys. High risks but much more opportunities, this could be the next step. Also I've never been to any of these countries.
>tfw alberto barbosa was ruined by 9gag frog
>>52773539
>Portugal
>Opportunities
>>52773539
Depends on the wage desu
daily reminder
>>52773555
Do you prefer raw edgy 4chin maymays like this one?
>>52773248
>cute 160cm tanned girl
Womanlettes are gross
>>52773776
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52772676
you know it is actually possible to move in this day and age
Hey
>>52773776
turbo edgy pepe was the best thing to come out of /r9k/
http://viptransex.net
http://www.tgatas.net
Can't wait for my next trip to Portugal.
>>52773776
yes
>>52773867
ok...
Might as well be t. Alberto
>>52772676
Pretty good.
>>52773776
the original version of this meme have the facebook cancer frog being fucked.
>>52773840
Hey
>>52773587
International business so doesn't matter. Portuguese seem to be closer to Russians in terms of temper, it's also important. I don't want to live with antisocial autists.
>>52773592
Portugal > USA > England
USA is a SF suburb. Rent prices are killing me.
>>52772676
I already did
Now I don't because the feel was overrated
>>52772676
>tfw you'll never achieve the memeability of Portugal
why live
>>52774212
Please comeback brother
>>52774153
tell us how much you'll get payed, i can tell you the quality of life is pretty good and most things are pretty cheap depending on where you'll be staying so with an international business it might be jackpot.
>>52774256
t.bh it's better that way, and this is coming from someone whose country has a global monopoly on memes so my opinion must have a lot of dank validity t.bh ladfam
>>52772676
I expected Swiss flag when I clicked on thread. Now I don't even have to bother making a proper reply
>>52773792
what? nothing wrong with short women
men are supposed to be tall
Well, it feels quite nice, thanks for asking.
E vá se foder, filho da puta.
>>52772676
bloody cucks
>>52772676
>town rapist
>>52774369
60K.
>>52777453
>men are supposed to be tall
w-why?
>>52781673
Jesus you'll be filthy rich here
60K a month?
>>52781673
>>52782023
also get me a job brotha
i will cook you some food or some shit
>>52772676
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52782023
A year, lol. 5K€ a month. It's for first half a year. They gonna get a new investor soon. I make 1K€ a month in Moscow now. Rent is 300 a month (50s building, centre), food is around 200.
how can I become Alberto?
>>52782523
5K a month is still pretty good tbqh
>>52772941
That's why they vote for the communist party
>>52782523
With 5000€ a month after taxes you can get about 4250€ after you pay your expenses here assuming you rent in the periphery of a big city and go by car.
Seriously is that a startup for a money laundering operation? You'd be getting 50K a year in actual money
>>52773248
I'd have to literally squat to reach those shoulders
no thank you ex-kangs
>>52782633
That job near SF is even higher. But when I look at the rent, it's 3-5K dollars a month. I have no idea what's going on in California.
>>52782757
My friend lived Thailand like every other successful Russian and he was doing good for some time. Then he started a new business and moved to Portugal for some reason.
>>52774212
>avecs
>>52782888
He got lured here by the false and whorish memes of babylon
Also checked
But I live in Italy, that's also good right?
t. alby baba
>>52773792
Is 5 ft 1 ok?
>>52782888
>My friend lived Thailand like every other successful Russian and he was doing good for some time. Then he started a new business and moved to Portugal for some reason.
what the fuck is the business you russians do in thailand, spill the bean boris
>>52782888
with 5k a month you live like a king here
everyone I love lives in Melbourne, why would I want to leave?
What is this Alberto Barbosa meme
>>52772676
I can experience all there is to experience about Portugal visiting Spain and not having to bother learning Portuguese to do so. Your food is the same and your culture is basically the same albeit you use ~ and ao's fucking everywhere. You are Spain's Canada, except you're not even as good in that role.
I am literally missing nothing by never visiting your country whatsoever.
>>52793386
Stay mad
>>52793676
The last time I got mad at your country was in a video game and that's the most relevant you've ever been to me and will be to me.
>>52772676
DON'T MAKE ME CROSS THE BORDER BARBOSSA.
>>52773248
You will never do that shit either you autistic virgin
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>>52793676
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52787107
IT. Thai officials created good environment for new companies, there are Russian schools so you can easily move with your family.
>>52787366
Good.
