ever since i left the city (You) (You) (You) edition
maisie
maisie
repost
whats the word where lads act all confident in front of each other and put on a bit of a fake 'i'm not sensitive and and not insure in anyway'
it's not 'front' theres a better word for it i cant think of
post slavs
>>52772696
bravado
>>52772696
bravado?
>>52772696
act
>>52772696
Bravado?
><My name> I'm so hungry lol
What does it mean if a girl texts you this?
in b4
>she's hungry for your willy
have some manners you punks
kpop desu lads
th for 0-0
>>52772656
Looks like he's having a seizure
gf just sent me this
>>52772720
>>52772721
>>52772727
BOOM
that's it.
ty lads mates pals
>>52772735
she doesn't know how to cook
doing a watch of 'Lucy'
quite good so far
>>52772764
fake
>>52772781
fake what?
Anyone else feel like they're getting progressively thicker?
I used to read all the time and loved to have debates about politics, current affairs and stuff like that but now I just waste time on here, watch football, watch shite on Netflix and wank. I even dropped out of uni and became a NEET.
what the fugg habbened :DD
Just downloaded a translation of the entire Pali Canon of Theravada Buddhism lads after 2 weeks of searching
Now I just gotta find as many English translations of the Mahayana Canon before I can start filling the Jainist section of my growing library
What am I like :D
>>52772735
it means nothing about hunger she was just trying to find a way of starting a conversation with you
Kyarinorsie
>>52772780
Scarjo is so fit haha xoxo
>>52772764
>girls consciously think about how certain clothes will show off their boobs better than other clothes
whores. where's my state issued christian true conservative gf ffs cameron
>>52772238
Yep
My SJW aunt adopted her a few years ago.
My cousin is alright, but would live a better life if my aunt didn't raise her. She might be able to be a kid instead of some sort of leftie experiment
>>52772822
alri but then why did she stop responding after a few texts? is it because she got on the train and the signal was bad?
>>52772856
>dat fucking wig
Still makes me angry
>>52772845
She is fucking hideous, stop posting ugly slopes pls
>>52772856
i want sniff her fart box
>>52772735
you say
>Hi So Hungry, I'm *name*! haha
lads what do they call that haircut with the sides cut off, and the top with hair?
asking for a friend x
>>52772701
this tbqhwyltiavgiaiatwsapsgwdyt? (this to be quite honest lads this is a very good idea and I also think we should all post slav girls what do you think?)
>>52772860
Sershie is a pure Irish angel.
>>52772814
>loved to have debates about politics
>>52772877
no it's because girls cannot stimulate a conversation for more than 3 texts
Why are the Tories such utter wanks, lads?
Not even political, they're just cunts.
>>52772891
fuck this is actually really good wish i'd thought of it ngl
>>52772905
http://strawpoll.me/6386056
http://strawpoll.me/6386056
>>52772895
if you have a pic I might know
>>52772895
undercut, I do believe.
Not that I know, I'm a right baldy
>>52772895
the "ultimate normie pleb" cut
>>52772923
>Build house on a floodplain
>Get flooded
Put aside the rhetoric m8
>>52772920
d-do you think she wants to be my gf?
>>52772940
>>52772735
She's trying to get a fre meal out of you.
>>52772923
Scumbags t b h, they only care about rich people and Pakis in the South East
daddy where's the sun gone from the sky?
>>52772975
This isn't rhetoric senpai, it's hard figures.
And don't forget, London's built on a floodplain too.
>>52772977
no lad x
>>52772895
Hitler Youth.
>>52772883
objectively isn't, begone you worthless piece of fucking gay shite
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POLL LADS
http://strawpoll.me/6386076
http://strawpoll.me/6386076
http://strawpoll.me/6386076
http://strawpoll.me/6386076
http://strawpoll.me/6386076
http://strawpoll.me/6386076
Well I know that you're in love with him
Cause I saw you dancing in the gym
>>52773012
ugly seppo ngl
>>52773012
she's p ugly tbqh
agree with >>52772883
disagree with >>52773036
>>52773004
>the Tories
>caring about pakis
>>52773012
we had to burn the sky, honey. It's the only way we could stop the immigrants
>>52773036
Fuck off, nerdy weeb gaybod
Sending a rover to Mars lads
>>52773061
bender
>>52773012
>3mb
will have to come back and tell you my thoughts on this in about 10 minutes when it's loaded up la
*thigh rubs*
>>52773038
>average girl - 15 partners
i-is this accurate?
>>52772883
*takes this onboard*
*actually doesn't*
>>52772656
>nigger music
disgusting
>>52773061
>>52773060
she's literally like a 9/10 what are you on lads
>>52773065
fuck off paki
>>52773060
>>52773061
ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAGGOTS, GET BACK ON THAT BOAT AND FUCK OFF BACK TO AFRICA
>>52773013
Because London is more important. Why do people always dance about the issue rather than just tell other parts of the country that they simply aren't worth it?
If you have the same budget and can either stop a handful of rural houses in Yorkshire flooding or stopping hundreds of thousands of houses in the capital flooding (which bails out the entire rest of the country) which are you going to choose?
are you going to try to improve yourself in 2016? how?
>>52773083
*game crashes*
what mods?
>>52773065
>Appointed first Paki cabinet member
>Business secretary is now a Paki
>Dave constantly calls Islam a religion of peace
>Not pandering to Pakis
>>52773023
o-ok
>>52773102
Probably an understatement. From the girls I've talked to around 8-12 is average by 21-ish.
@52773142
A V O I D T H I S S L A G
![80HAq17[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/JMYSK2a.gif "80HAq17[1].gif")
Lads, imagine being able to fight like Tyson.
I CAN'T CONTAIN HOW I FEEL WHEN YOUR LOVE SHINES DOWN ON MEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52773104
what if I got drunk in front of my family
what would this do to my social standing
is christianity a religion of peace?
>>52773084
>>52773108
>>52773131
ur all closet gays tbqh. no rack on that bird,
>>52773142
yes.
by not being alive.
>>52773166
Pandering≠genuine care desu
>>52773166
>Bombs Pakis in Syria and Iraq
>>52773179
>gif
fuck off
>>52773201
that's a shame. i'm sure you're wonderful in your own way.
just got back from star wars. fell asleep within the first minute. woke up at one point to have a wank, and got thrown out
>kind of forgot where I was
>>52773195
>literally no arse
>>52773179
Yeah but tfw no brain damage.
>>52773169
it's alright lad i can be your gf instead
i've got a willy and everything x
>>52773195
>i w-watch because of the music
pair of fucking slags, fuck the music industry in its current state tbqh
>>52773200
>says the anime watching neet who fapped to a trap 20mins ago
>>52773179
fury would batter him
>>52773153
Docking align indicator. Nav utilities, Raster Prop monitor. And Mechjeb because I'm a pleb.
>going somewhere with some mates tomorrow
>one of them is driving us there
>"My sister is coming though so she might have to sit on your lap, you don't mind do you?"
erm.....
*clears throat*
*waits for the audience to become completely silent*
WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52773304
>waits for the audience to become completely silent
Are you Hitler or something
>>52773279
i don't watch anime tbqh
traps are disgusting.
>>52773259
were you born in le wrong generation?
>>52773300
TRIP
DUBS
Also, that clearly never happened, but I wish it did happen to me ;_;
>>52773200
you're a faggot harry
>>52773195
what I wouldn't give to be fucked by those two
>>52773300
>"make sure to not get a boner during the journey, okay, lad?
>phone appointment with therapist supposed to start 7 minutes ago
>still no call
FFS lads
>>52773329
fuck off normie
>>52773132
>Why do people always dance about the issue rather than just tell other parts of the country that they simply aren't worth it?
Because the people who decide which parts of the country are "important" are almost all born and bred in the part of the country they deem to be important.
>>52773304
you're not allowed to shitpost like that, canada. doesn't suit your flag. leave the scatology and roleplay to the aussies
>>52773212
>He thinks the Tories care about him more than they care about Pakis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HRz8POu5w
Who the fuck would vote UKIP?
>>52773367
Well then why complain about >>52772923
>>52773259
It's not like they're trying to hide it any more
why should the pervs?
>>52773215
So do literal Muslim countries.
>>52773132
If London wants better flood defences, let London pay for it. Don't grab money from the rest of the country to keep The City going forever, because it will never, never keep going forever.
>>52773385
>implying he isn't a paki
>>52772780
the second half of the film is terrible
>Be white northerner
>Vote for Labour
>>52773357
>Therapist:"so anon, what do you do in your spare time, you said you read books and broswe online...what exactly do you browse?"
>>52773464
>gif
fuck off
>>52773425
>complains the Tories are cunts who only care about London
>keeps complaining about how the Tories are cunts who only care about London
>this is somehow a contradiction
hey....so tired......so tired
but on the other hand, i had a nice dinner, nice, look, all-all gone.
so, tomorrow i have to drive to dublin, dublin of all places. i hate it, i hate driving on the m50, hate it. and that new muham- motorway on the way up to dublin, god it's so long, hate it. well, tis alri like but there's nothing to look at, but on the other hand i've to go to the airport, don't mind that.
>>52773444
>let London pay for it.
London does pay for it you disgusting northern parasite.
>>52772923
>>52773464
hey now, if youre not okay with rotherham you must be a racist
>>52772923
>trusting graphs made by "Dr" Eoin Clarke
>>52773444
London is paying for it's flood defences, as well as stopping the whole rest of the country from going bankrupt
>>52773412
i love this big fat twat
>>52773412
>saved pic
>>52773412
accurate tbqh
https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68?t=17s
Fucking choon
>>52773499
>>52773505
you realise London funds all that
>>52773505
>More urbanised parts of the country require more spending on transport
Bravo
>>52773524
*shuffles*
FACKIN TUNE M8
>>52773471
been seeing this guy for like 2 years desu, i think he knows better than to ask me about stuff like that haha
>>52773357
that's PART of your therapy
they're seeing how you react x
how do you deal with fat families?
My sister is very, very obese and will probably die in her 40's
my mum is diabetic and very overweight, slowly gaining but wears baggier clothes to hide it
I'm worried about them, but I don't know how to approach the situation
>>52773504
Because there is zero investment anywhere else in the country. BECAUSE IT ALL GOES TO LONDON.
£30 million from the treasury on a bridge with some trees on.
>>52773464
kek
>>52773572
hurl abuse at them la
>>52773572
is ur sister hot
also is ur mother hot
>>52773556
>London is the only city in the UK
>David Cameron is anti-Muslim
>>52773572
literally flung abuse at my sister for years and she went bulimic for a while but now she's much thinner and looks fantastic for it
>>52773514
Then why does the rest of the country need its flood funding cut?
>>52773330
It has but knowing my luck, she won't come. (but I will wahey)
>>52773353
I'm doing nofap December so its going to be hard as fuck
>>52773612
>The small towns in the north of England thinking that they're cities
>>52773612
>9GAG
>>52773572
call them fat cunts desu
>>52773643
so that it floods
>be a Londoner
>die from smog
>>52773641
I gave my sister a lot of shit about being fat when we were young
I feel bad about it now but we're cool, I don't want to ruin that
>>52773646
waheeyyy
>>52773514
London is a parasite that has bled England dry for millennia and you people act like everyone else is the problem?
Wew lad.
>>52773572
print off some threads from /fit/ for them
>>52773565
it's not that he knows better, it's just he knows you get awkward every time he asks so he's waiting until you're less of a fuckup and can interact like a normal person before he talks to you about your browsing habits.
It's probably clear to him you spend all day in your bedroom masturbating to little girl cartoons, he just doesn't bring it up yet because it's not productive
>be northerner (paki)
>bring rape
>bring crime
>bring islam
>bring dolescounging
>even bring all the water you travelled across to get here
This man's mind was not poisoned by the western "Einstein" science. Ein was enabled by the experiment of career-military Michelson and familial Jesuit Morley, followed by vicious and relentless promotion by the tribally controlled mass media (see: the zog d ot in-fo if you need irrefutable proof that's gathered from public sources). Ein science was apparently meant to mislead science and humanity away from esoteric knowledge, Tesla and other highly practical avenues and to instead tarbaby millions of minds with "quantum" this and "relativity" that, utterly detached from reality by myriad math mazes. Please see the free PDF with over 2,000 sources called SAINT EINSTEIN. That YT admits only 170 views of this video so far shows how thoroughly mankind has been derailed by Ein science and its tribal cheerleader, the mass media.
fucking CHRIST lads look at this fucking nonce
facebook.
com/profile.php?=73322363
LMAO
>>52773619
What the fuck is "The big iftar"?
Is that the paki version of Big Brother where the losers get stoned?
>>52773572
depends what they eat and the way they eat it
CAMERON DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE FLOODS BECAUSE THEY'RE IN THE NORTH.
FACT.
>>52773678
See? It's just that honesty I wanted.
None of this bullshit about how it's right thing to do, just the truth that the Tories and their supporters want everyone outside of London either dead or down the mines.
>>52773692
Can all of the northern children please stop pretending that London doesn't bail out all their Labour client state (for free)
>>52773730
sorry m8 no change
>>52773730
haha... good one...
*jumps in car and speeds off*
>>52773659
Is Humans still any good?
I actually ran into the actress who plays the sister irl and after that sort of forgot that the show still existed. She was right fit.
>be from London
>speak Arabic, Pashto, Bengali and Hindu
>Live in commieblock
>Pay 2k a month for it
>>52773753
oh mate, you can't be serious
it was only a joke hahahaha
>>52773787
at least it doesn't flood
>>52773730
good looking lad haha
reminder that northerners are literally seamonkeys
>>52773754
The fact that you are even saying such things is laughable and probably just shitposting.
When Londonistan returns the money it has stolen for centuries and everywhere else actually get what it deserves then we can see who bails who out, the blood donor of the north or the vampire of Londonistan.
>>52773787
Would rather a flood of water than a flood of Pakis desu lad.
/brit/?
more like /shit/ lmao
>>52773800
All the funniest jokes are true.
Trans Mars injection complete lads
>>52773787
>Be northern
>*glub* *glub* *glub*
>House sinks beneath the waves
>>52773843
haha excellent gimmick where did you get it from
>where should I build my house
>ah yes, the flood plains, excellent
northerners
>>52772745
I called it lads hahaha xxx
>went on this thread >>>/wsg/868755
>got my feels crushed
Might kill myself desu
>>52773770
I have heard that humans is pretty retarded. The dad shags one of the robots and his family disown him for raping it.
Nothing but SJW propaganda against men.
>>52773839
>Post facts
>"laughable and probably just shitposting"
kek
![1914-macduffee-deep-sea-diving-suit-8-640x828[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XA8jFum.jpg "1914-macduffee-deep-sea-diving-suit-8-640x828[1].jpg")
>>52773787
>BRB just getting something from the fridge
>ey'up petal am just off down t' pob wih lads, donh wait op fer us, i'll geh night boat home
>>52773868
>forgetting that time all the home counties flooded
It's an English thing, really. Like xenophobia and bitterness.
>do squats they said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CIFmy4rVg
>>52773901
Well I believe I saw up to that but I don't recall anything about them saying he raped it. They were just disgusted and initially the son took the blame for it the little legend.
>>52773923
It doesn't give funnier to more you post it, Abdul
>>52773909
>fook sake we're outa milk again
>>52773904
Shitposter confirmed.
>>52773923
>"ah fucken drown'd lad"
SEE MAN DRIVING A GERMAN WHIP
BLACKED OUT WINDOWS LEANING BACK
shouldn't the northerners be glad that its flooded? They'll finally have some drinking water!
>>52773981
FEED DUCKS IN THE PARK WITH PEAS AND DAT
>tfw I just realised it's been 10 years since I've been abroad for a holiday
>Older brother is going to New York in January
>Parents off to Vegas in March
>They always take my little brother to Greece in the summer
Fuck it I'm taking a holiday. Give me a decent holiday destination.
>>52773962
>Poortherners in charge of hacking the banter
chickenshitfuckinpussyasshole
>>52774002
Sharm el Sheikh
>>52774002
Kyrgyzstan
>>52774002
afghanistan
>>52774004
I'll hack yer head off, Lee
>>52774002
Syria
got a soundbar/subwoofer set for my 11" magic-moving-picture-box
fucking amazing. well worth the €3899.99
>>52774002
moortugal
>>52774056
Fucking kek
>>52774002
Thailand
darlin its better
down where its wetter
take it from me!
York Castle has the biggest moat I've ever seen lads
>>52774002
The North
bit wet out. northern weather. hopefully it will dry up
>>52774086
As many negatives as London has, this would never happen here
>>52774002
If you fancy swimming, try Manchester
>>52774002
Tuvalu
>born in the south to southern parents
>have a southern accent
>spent almost all of my life in the North
>hated by Southerners and Northerners
Is this what it's like to be from the Midlands?
>>52774086
>>52774115
Parts of London flood all the time fám
22,000 dead in the north England floods so far. Both families are said to be devastated
>>52774125
I already live in Manchester m8.
>>52774156
And they fix it immediately. Floods have never delayed me
>>52774168
chuckled
>>52774179
Let's be honest, how often do you get delayed when you have absolutely nowhere to be?
>>52774115
Yes because Londonistan gets billions of pounds thrown at its flood defences while the rest of the country is left to rot.
>>52774168
oy vey white poeple havign children sshut it down
>>52774168
had a good laugh lad
Is Cheshire the GOAT county lads?
>The best qualities of the North (friendliness, good sense of humour, white)
>The best qualities of the South (posh, affluent, desirable, high standard of living)
>unique culture
>plenty of countryside yet close enough to large cities
>great transport links
>pretty
>no Muslims
>no floods
>>52774168
breathed heavily though my nose
>>52774002
england
me + u
fuck sake just lost £400 on the United game
didn't northerners reject having a regional assembly?
wouldn't that have been able to set aside money for flood defences?
>>52774219
And that's what makes it so great
>>52774168
years of inbreeding up north has made them more adaptable to these conditions, mutations such as gills and webbed hands means they can survive better than ever
>>52774177
Please be in Eccles.
>>52774219
So does the North, just in water weight instead of GBP
did 2 wanks
That fella from Kendal who won a speedboat on Bullseye in the 80s must be feeling pretty smug round about now.
>>52774289
bit greedy
>Be London
>Shut down completely after an inch of snowfall
>Pakis literally cannot handle it
>>52774291
fuck off jason
one choice: emma watson or daisy ridley?
>tfw you make the mix too strong and can taste the vodka
>>52774258
No Rochdale.
>upgraded my garage on Euro Truck Sim
>can have 5 drivers, improving from my 2
>hired 3 more
>can only afford 3 trucks
Fuck sake lads got no money hahaha
>>52774320
maisie
>>52774227
Also from cheshire, yes.
>>52774291
posted that post from Jason Manford earlier you little joke stealing weasel
>>52774320
mugi
monarchists are the biggest cucks on the planet. willingly slaves to some inbred psychopaths. pathetic people.
Having a kinder bueno
