Edition: Babs wants an audience
Oblig English:
The Hundred Years' War was a series of conflicts waged from 1337 to 1453 by the House of Plantagenet, rulers of the Kingdom of England, against the House of Valois, rulers of the Kingdom of France, for control of the latter kingdom. Each side drew many allies into the war. It was one of the most notable conflicts of the Middle Ages, in which five generations of kings from two rival dynasties fought for the throne of the largest kingdom in Western Europe. The war marked both the height of chivalry and its subsequent decline, and the development of strong national identities in both countries.
After the Norman Conquest, the kings of England were vassals of the kings of France for their possessions in France. The French kings had endeavored, over the centuries, to reduce these possessions, to the effect that only Gascony was left to the English. The confiscation or threat of confiscating this duchy had been part of French policy to check the growth of English power, particularly whenever the English were at war with the Kingdom of Scotland, an ally of France.
Post vocs, get rated. Post text and r8 others.
Optional karaoke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em8ykIHbCSw
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>>52770330
>Babs wants an audience
Thanks, Nige. I call this one "Alchy-oop"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18H13Zn4LP7
>>52771348
fml, I just realised I should've hiccupped the "oop-oops". Well now I feel like the 20 minutes I spent on that was in vain.
>ABBA
>>52770330
First for Finnish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCJYCXn65w
Guys, I'd like to hear how "Alberto barbosa" is pronounced in your language
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17MLBX9ZWQW
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wYzaGcKSXV
Had to put on my Bong accent for this one :----D
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w4FcL0DR5h
>>52773581
Your accent sounds like a Chinaman who had a private British-English tutor but didn't really pay attention so it's kind of half and half.
>>52774984
>Chinaman
>>52775037
Can't hide from those mongol genes, Khan.
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gnOZ2HlIFj
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PcWNv7UmJN
anyone wanna poker tonight? i'm off work this evening.
>>52773009
post norwegian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XXYs4meTfw
Don't feel like doing a clearer rerecording, sorry folks.
>>52775519
SÃO PAULO
Ã
O
P
A
U
L
O
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bCl5JWmZkW just woke up and trying not to wake up anyones bully plz
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nNV26ZUAdw
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lPAA8g0be0
>>52778676
I remember you, Red Menace.
>>52778676
Waged not raged.
>>52778808
Post Spanish.
>>52778560
S Ã O P A U L O
>>52778857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09MUQgdqtLR my duolingo skills are helping
>>52779005
I wanted to read something in Spanish not listen to you saying something in Spanish you fuck.
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1os7tY69Ph7
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XfDTKcZX2g
>>52779040
yo bebo agua
Caminante, son tus huellas
el camino y nada más;
Caminante, no hay camino,
se hace camino al andar.
Al andar se hace el camino,
y al volver la vista atrás
se ve la senda que nunca
se ha de volver a pisar.
Caminante no hay camino
sino estelas en la mar.
>>52779131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02KZXu0jlov
>>52779084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pCAoUL2bh
>>52779131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UYSStJd7aZ
>>52779309
say: cigarrillo conciencia chorizo
>>52779131
any new texts?
>>52779309
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xJoEJm03JS
>>52779375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08RrqHeNHul
>>52779382
ME gustas cuando callas porque estás como ausente,
y me oyes desde lejos, y mi voz no te toca.
Parece que los ojos se te hubieran volado
y parece que un beso te cerrara la boca.
>>52779400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aa2tOdZCRd
>>52779505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RLM1Ct10Rp
>>52779375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AGj6pocI8Y
>>52779505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tgiccSwmbk
>>52779617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08jX6LbeNiK
>>52779505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qzi5cxIE0H
>>52779723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OReV5HiAKp
>>52779819
Why and where would you learn spanish? lol Or are you just a spaniard?
>>52779882
His name is Ano, just so you know.
>>52779882
most Finnish schools offer Spanish, German, French and Italian
and because I like the culture, especially music
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1guPWBJlgaP
>>52779847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oZhoHe7zvd I should add on its legal for parents to give their kids a drink in their on home https://www.legalaid.vic.gov.au/find-legal-answers/criminal-offences/underage-drinking
>>52779882
>she doesn't know both Spanish and Finnish have phonemic orthographies
Similar sounds per letter m8
>>52779985
>fuck french man
Classic American.
>>52780037
Can barely understand anything you say.
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05cZWPAK2DM
>>52780089
Interesting I put enthusiasm when I was talking this time, maybe you have shit hearing
>>52780089
I never know how to pronounce that shit m8.
>>52779985
this is so american that I just gained few extra pounds
>>52780176
Or maybe its because you only have 2 vowels.
>>52780228
Can you say (and deliberately mispronounce):
Beret
Restaurant
Entrepreneur
Carte Blanche
Baguette
Orleans
Illinois
Bourbon
>>52780343
lol
>>52780343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cA2WxxZDHz
Hard mode:
Tres tristes tigres tragan trigo en un trigal
>>52780343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kufd9S5Xji
>>52780546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aOH9B9haLi
>>52778491
Bump desu
>>52780575
>cart blánk-eh
Hahaha, fuck. That was perfect. How did I never think of pronouncing it that way to trigger a Frenchman before?
>>52780546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JEpafUhBlL
>>52778491
>>52780640
>fourteen fifty-free
>chivalwy
there you go
>>52780763
there are a decent number of french names and shit in the US that I'm sure we butcher, especially in the south. Plenty of stuff is named after LaFayette and we completely screw his name up.
>tfw talking to a des moines native and he mispronounces the name of his own city
>>52780546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B8WbKeEgWE
Here in Brazil we have: "Três pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes". If someone want to try, there you go.
Babs, is this your father, and why did he come up in my fb feed?
>>52781745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qI3UjPW6Lu
>>52781894
Pretty good, sounds straight up like spanish though. :^)
>>52782082
I don't understand Portuguese so I just try to read it like Spanish.
>>52782195
Makes sense.
Tá Nollaig eile buailte linn agus an t-áthas agus an draíocht agus an brón a ghabhann leis. San alt seo táim-se chun giotaí as dhá chur sios ar an Nollaig a thabhairt daoibh. An chead cheann fuaireas san gCaomhnóir (nuachtlitir Fhondúireacht an Bhlascaoid é.) An Nollaig sa Bhlascaoid - Lís Mharas Mhuiris a rá le Máirín Ní Laoithe. An tarna ceann is as Aistí ó Chléire le Donnchadh Ó Drisceoil é. Téighimis siar, mar sin, ar bhóithrín na smaointe i dteannta na beirte seo go bhfeicfimid an saol mar a bhí sé aimsir na Nollag ar na hOileáin fadó.
>>52782467
doesn't orange have a short o and order a long one?
>>52782606
I'd read them the way I wrote them but that's probably because I'm autistic and I'm used to saying them that way.
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZkqimXgf42
Crank that soulja boy
bump
>>52782467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1woHFJnahn2
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z6G9bkvzw6
Requesting French, German or English Tbh
>>52785341
>oh shit
Eu ri.
Do you speak both French and German? If so that's really impressive.
>>52781418
How did he pronounce it? The accepted correct pronunciation sounds like "De MEAU-ïne" in French.
>>52785462
I do speak French, and i have just begun to learn German, my grandma is teaching me. I'm also studying Norwegian but i suck balls at it, and i studied Japanese 2 years ago cause i was a weeaboo, so i still remember some of it
>>52785741
>I'm also studying Norwegian
Download the Language Pack on Piratebay and Duolingo?
>>52785741
Damn I'm jelly. I can only "speak" shitty English and even shittier Japanese.
I'm starting German too, though. To me the worst part is always the beginning, breaking the "first barrier" really takes a lot of effort because you basically can't enjoy anything as a beginner.
>>52782467
Mandatory Irish classes is the most stupid thing to be developed in the secondary school curriculum. A complete and utter distraction and waste of time.
>>52786245
How long ago did you leave D4?
>>52785716
just like you wrote it
i didn't know "De MEAU-ïne" was the accepted pronunciation
it should be pronounced "day moah-n" just like you would in french, moine is a french word after all
>>52785990
Lel what language pack? The best resource for Norwegian i found was the Assimil book (i also used Assimil for Japanese so i knew it was good). And yeah i use Duolingo a lot
>>52786055
There's a poliglot who makes videos on Youtube called Luca Lampariello, and in some videos he talks about forming a "language core" when you start to learn a language. Basicaly the idea is that in the beginning you know jackshit and you can't form many types of sentences, but when you learn the basic grammar and basic vocabulary and you can start to innovate and make more complex sentences you acquire a language core, and from then on you just snowball learning more words and grammar. You can even "feel" when you "switch" each core in your brain as you change languages ( Like when you're talking in English with someone e aí derrepente a pessoa começa a falar em Português contigo, parece que seu cérebro muda de marcha).
The first steps are always the hardest when learning a new language, but after developing a core it becomes surprisingly easy, you just have to practice constantly and with almost no effort you end up learning the language
It may not be scientificaly proven or something like that but i find it quite interesting
>>52786494
https //piratebay co in /torrent/7290579/Norwegian_Language_Learning_Pack
>>52786305
In 20 plus years of living on that rock, I have heard Irish spoken once outside of school (ironically, it was in D2). It has no significance anymore apart from a romantic view of a reclaimed culture. Furthermore, Irish teachers simply can't teach it. I was two years into university when I learned that Irish had gender rules ffs.
>>52786589
Shieeet, thank you so much dude!
>>52786643
>In 20 plus years of living on that rock, I have heard Irish spoken once outside of school
Most speakers don't flaunt that they can speak it, they'd rather converse in English with strangers since there's no way to really know if the other person can speak Irish. I live in the city, and I've heard it a few times though.
>D2
> It has no significance anymore apart from a romantic view of a reclaimed culture
What's amazing is that it is actually the middle and upper classes learning Irish as a mark of elitism. They're sending their kids to Gaelscoils and speaking it in public.
The same people who scorned the language 20-30 years ago are the ones speaking it now.
>Furthermore, Irish teachers simply can't teach it.
I agree. I'd like a shake-up of the curriculum, with a lot more emphasis placed on actually -speaking- it.
>I was two years into university when I learned that Irish had gender rules ffs.
I had always wondered why some words were an and others were na. Only realized myself a few weeks ago.
>>52786820
>an and others were na
lad, just... just no.
> middle and upper classes learning Irish as a mark of elitism
It's essentially a mark so they can use the phrase "Speaking Irish is soooooo cultured" and to allot their retarded children extra points on the LC (that is, for those that can't quality as dyslexic and avoid it altogether). It has no influence on the reality that 99.5% of people cannot speak it.
>realized
realised
>>52787088
>It's essentially a mark so they can use the phrase "Speaking Irish is soooooo cultured" and to allot their retarded children extra points on the LC (that is, for those that can't quality as dyslexic and avoid it altogether).
And? Using English and French was considered cultured for decades/centuries, that is why they flourished.
>It has no influence on the reality that 99.5% of people cannot speak it.
If more people are learning it, for whatever reason, that gives more and more reason as to why we should continue to promote it being used.
The last census showed increase in the number of speakers (though only slight), and the next one will likely have the same effect.
>realised
You literally fucked off to America Junior, you don't get to criticise which dialect I write in you special snowflake pretentious pseudo-intellectual cock goblin. You probably fucking studied business.
>>52787250
>Using English and French was considered cultured
No, French and English were widely spoken because they were the two global powers at the time and they literally forced people to speak in their tongues.
> more reason as to why we should continue to promote it being used
0.5%, or whatever number, should not warrant throwing hundreds of millions of Euro at a romantic concept that will have no bearance towards the overall wellbeing of the nation or people.
> census
The census means bollocks. I know many people that will tick yes, can speak in Irish, then blurt out a few badly pronounced phrases. Ask people translate, even sing the national anthem and see how far you get.
> you don't get to criticise which dialect I write in
Sure I do
> probably fucking studied business
kek, engineerinig
>>52787642
>No, French and English were widely spoken because they were the two global powers at the time and they literally forced people to speak in their tongues.
>the French forced Irish families to speak French
>it wasn't because those families wanted to look cultured and buy wine from the French to sell to the English
>0.5%, or whatever number, should not warrant throwing hundreds of millions of Euro at a romantic concept that will have no bearance towards the overall wellbeing of the nation or people.
You can't dismiss a statistic as "they're lying", just because you feel like it, fuck stick.
30%. 30% of people say they speak Irish in some capacity. I've spent years in the countryside, and practically everyone could have a conversation in Irish but will tell you that they couldn't speak it.
>no bearance towards the overall wellbeing
Tir gan teanga, tir gan anam. The entire point of us separating from Britain was because of our culture, and now you're saying the culture is pointless.
>even sing the national anthem
You might come from a west-Brit background, but I don't. The reason I learned folk songs as Gaeilge is because my family used to sing them when they got drunk.
>kek, engineering
>trusting an engineer's opinion on cultural topics
Don't you have a UNILAD picture about duct tape to share?
>>52781894
Hey howd u get a picture of me dad?
>>52788044
>I've spent years in the countryside
Born, bred and raised in the countryside and nobody can or will speak it.
> 30%
> in some capacity
Well that's probably about right. I can tell you what my house looks like from years of repetitive, monotonous classes, but that's not speaking a language.
Here's the undeniable, indisputable maths:
Population: 4,588,252
"77,185 said they speak it daily outside the education system" - 0.1%
"110,642 said they spoke it weekly" - 0.2%
> my family
Simply put, your family isn't representative of the rest of the population as shown by the simple figures above.
>>52788502
How embarrassing, I missed a decimal point. 1%,2%.
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qd6FsnzG4C r8 n shit
>>52788502
>Born, bred and raised in the countryside and nobody can or will speak it.
County Dublin isn't the countryside.
Here's the undeniable, indisputable maths:
Population: 4,588,252
"77,185 said they speak it daily outside the education system" - 0.1%
"110,642 said they spoke it weekly" - 0.2%
I don't do long division weekly, I don't speak Spanish daily, I don't need to solve linear equations daily. I can still fucking do them.
>At least one in three people (~1.8 million) on the island of Ireland can understand Irish to some extent.
>According to the 2011 Census just over 10% of people either speak Irish or have some ability in Irish in Northern Ireland.
You are low-balling the "in some capacity".
The Gaeltachts along have 90,000 people, you think 13000 of them can't speak it because they don't speak it daily?
>Simply put, your family isn't representative of the rest of the population as shown by the simple figures above.
Nor is the argument you posit, that people can't understand Irish because you've encountered a handful of people who probably mispronounced the national anthem. If you are going to use a fallacy, I'll follow suit.
>>52788797
You said possession and particularly a tad strangely, but it was perfectly coherent.
>>52788879
Northern Ireland has nothing to do with the ratio of speakers to non-speakers I just quoted for the Republic.
>You are low-balling the "in some capacity"
Nonsense. You are over-estimating the "in some capacity". I can speak better Irish than most of those I went to school with, yet I won't claim to speak Irish in any reasonable capacity. Put most of these people on the CEFL test and they'll likely score an A2 or lower.
> encountered a handful of people who probably mispronounced the national anthem
You should listen more carefully to people at any GAA game
>If you are going to use a fallacy, I'll follow suit.
You're already well ahead in this field, everything from ad hominem to fallacies of distraction already.
>>52789291
>Northern Ireland has nothing to do with the ratio of speakers to non-speakers I just quoted for the Republic.
You quoted part of it for the Republic and left out the 1.8 million.
>Nonsense. You are over-estimating the "in some capacity".
I'm not asserting that they are fluent or anything like it, but they themselves state they can speak it in some capacity and you went off like a fucking knob goblin about 0.5% of people speaking Irish
>I can speak better Irish than most of those I went to school with, yet I won't claim to speak Irish in any reasonable capacity.
Which has more to do with your belief in your level of competency than your actual level of competency.
>Put most of these people on the CEFL test and they'll likely score an A2 or lower
Maybe, but we won't know for certain.
>You should listen more carefully to people at any GAA game
You're aware that you're more likely to notice people saying it wrong, than saying it correctly yes? This is completely aside from the fact that there's no real standard of Irish, and even native speakers regularly break the rules.
>You're already well ahead in this field, everything from ad hominem to fallacies of distraction already.
Of course I'm going to attack your character, you're being a pseudo-intellectual cock, trying to measure the value of culture in coins and pennies. I've already agreed with you that education needs to change, what more do you want, to scrap the language completely because -you- don't see the utility in it?
>>52788797
Pretty much flawless.
>>52789795
>Hoegaarden
Drank a can of these last night, wasn't a big fan t b h, did you enjoy it ?
>>52789839
>wasn't a big fan
Damn it doesn't mean anything, I didn't enjoy it*
Lemmy from Motorhead has passed on.
Not my usual music but fuck I had a soft spot for them.
Was literally looking at 2016 tour dates 2 days back to try and catch them in duesseldorf next year.
God rest the motherfucker
Got them feels desu lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBIa0o36pPo
>>52789686
>you went off like a fucking knob goblin about 0.5% of people speaking Irish
Can you not read? >>52787642
> or whatever number
You are not even pretending to be "a pseudo-intellectual cock" yourself, you are simply just a fucking retard without any basic reading comprehension.
Furthermore
> You quoted part of it for the Republic and left out the 1.8 million.
I took the population of the Republic for my population, and the 77k/100k came directly from the Republic 2011 census. These figures are correct.
Shut up and stop throwing your toys out of the pram when you have been proven a fool.
>>52789839
yeah i really like the citrus tones. i'm sure there's better beers with citrusy tones, but i like the idea of drinking imported old-school beers.
>>52789929
'not a big fan' is a fine idiom
Lads can any of you say this
Que pescar que nada
Vou beijar na boca
Ver a mulherada na madrugada
Ficando louca
Que pescar que nada
Vou matar a fome
Lá ninguém se mete
Lá vai ter sete pra cada homem
Still requesting German, French or English pls
>>52790944
Can't stand Hoegaarden desu lad, no h8
>>52790979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12PzaDzxrGx
Are you the one who was posting Safadão some threads ago?
>>52791045
Yes, now fuck off i want gringos :^)
>>52790979
>Lads can any of you say this
Yes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hx5fgvG3EC
>>52791119
Pretty good desu
>>52790979
>>52791045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fGQeQfoSju
>>52790709
>or whatever number
>0.5%, or whatever number
You put a low figure because you believed it was a tiny, tiny minority who can speak the language. 30% believe they can speak it in some capacity, regardless of what you believe their level of proficiency to be.
There is a tremendous difference upon spending "hundreds of millions of euros" on .5% of the population as opposed to 30% of the population. Adding "whatever the number" was you brushing against /minor/ differences in the number of speakers. If 80% believed they were proficient in Irish, would that still be a waste of money?
>these figures are correct
And partial. Not many people do algebra when they leave school, or outside of school, does that mean they can not understand it? Of course there are some with absolutely no capacity, and there are some with a high proficiency. Disregarding the 30% of people who claim to be somewhat proficient because you /think/ most of them can't speak Irish is ridiculous.
>and the 77k/100k came from the census
You discredit the census earlier claiming it was bollocks, and still you disregard the 30% figure.
>Shut up and stop throwing your toys out of the pram when you have been proven a fool.
You are trying to ascertain the value of culture. There is no value.
You tried to say that spending money on the language is pointless, when it isn't. Gaelscoileanna have a higher participation rate in 3rd level institutions than their English counterparts.
You're posited the only reason why Irish is increasing in number is because posh people want to show off - which very well be true, but it in absolutely no way detracts from the fact that Irish has increased in numbers of speakers, and that bilingual students do better than monolingual counterparts.
If everything came down to economics, without taking into consideration other factors, we would be living in a very different world and we would die on this planet as a species rather than go to space.
>>52791210
>>52791045
Why wont you cucks sing the song :^(
OK Lads new one pls
E o meu coração partido
Foi sofrendo e foi sofrendo
Tentando te encontrar na madrugada
Fria madrugada!
(Refrão)
A lua me traiu
Acreditei que era pra valer
A lua me traiu
Fiquei sozinha e louca por você.
>>52791286
Fug, nevermind the (refrao)
>>52791119
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hx5fgvG3EC
Perfect pronunciation m8, only mistake was pronuncing the u in ninguém
>>52791210
qt voice/10
Btw, are you from the northeast? Your accent sounds funny
>>52791330
>>52791153
Noice, thanks !
>>52791362
I'm from Santos/SP lmao
>>52791286
Come on lads do it for him
>>52791445
>someone unironically has that haircut
>>52791445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DTrH7TA8Uh
I only know that part of the song, perdão
>>52791521
Thats me desu
>>52791523
Would you be my Joelma? :^))
>>52791579
Ofc. XCalypso II
>>52791445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18VKnX3Xk8E
I'm gay, no homo tho
>>52791521
Post me something to read in english. I've had a few whiskies in honour of Lemmy and feel the need to honour him more by speaking his native tongue.
>>52791425
Fugg my dream of finding a qt from Holy Spirit will never come true
>>52791622
Wow you sound like those rich gay people from the movies
>>52791672
That's the nicest thing someone told me in a long time
>>52791628
>I've had a few whiskies in honour of Lemmy and feel the need to honour him more by speaking his native tongue.
Good man, done the same
Apparently people don't like the truth, but I do like it; I like it because it upsets a lot of people. If you show them enough times that their arguments are bullshit, then maybe just once, one of them will say, 'Oh! Wait a minute - I was wrong.' I live for that happening. Rare, I assure youIn my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two kinds of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other.“It seems that our brave new world is becoming less tolerant, spiritual and educated than it ever was when I was young.” As you go through life's rich tapestry, you realize that most people you meet aren't fit to shine your shoes. It's a sad fact, but it's true. A good friend is someone who'd hide you if you were on the run for murder. How many of them do you know?
>>52791628
Motörhead are typically classified as heavy metal, and their fusion of punk rock into the genre helped to pioneer speed metal and thrash metal. Their lyrics typically cover such topics as war, good versus evil, abuse of power, promiscuous sex, substance abuse, and, most famously, gambling. The name "Motörhead" is a reference to users of the drug amphetamine.[4] The band's distinctive fanged-face logo, with its oversized boar's tusks, chains, and spikes, was created by artist Joe Petagno in 1977 for the cover of the Motörhead album and has appeared in many variations on covers of ensuing albums. The fanged face has been referred to variously as "War-Pig"[5] and "Snaggletooth".[6] The band is ranked number 26 on VH1's 100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock.[7]
Lead singer Lemmy died 28th December 2015, which is expected to result in the culmination of the band.
>>52791533
kek
Come on lads, help me up here
Misturo forró com viola
E ela remexe e ela rebola
Se tô no bailão ela fica na cola
E ela remexe e ela rebola
Ela gosta do som, ela acha da hora
Ela remexe e ela rebola
Ela é musa! Ela é gata! Ela é show de bola!
>>52791897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NSrMxz2pTY
noideawhatiamdoing.jpg
>>52791935
Dude thats pretty good again, your only real mistake was the remexe, we say it like remeche
>>52791995
Fuck I had a doubt with the x, kek
Thanks again
>>52791935
your pronunciation in the "R" is amazing. Congrats
Requesting Italian
What about this?
Nenhum aquário é maior do que o mar
Mas o mar espelhado em seus olhos
Maior, me causa um efeito
De concha no ouvido, barulho de mar
Pipoco de onda, ribombo de espuma e sal
Nenhuma taça me mata a sede
Mas o sarrabulho me embriaga
Mergulho na onda vaga
Eu caio na rede
Não tem quem não caia
>>52792100
>not posting based forro or sertanejo
JUST
>>52792100
Manda um funk ostentação jajaja
>>52792100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yuUzbER7ua
Edição br gay tentando não acordar os pais
>>52791776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JFlnvXRGXv
>>52791788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vFPTwfFAbk
>>52792198
voz de locutor
>>52792149
>>52792152
Tem que tentar diversificar um pouco de vez em quando, caralho.
>>52792198
Nem soou tão gay, só um pouco.
Essa música é do Lenine, nunca ouviu?
>>52792221
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JFlnvXRGXv
Kek noticed i didn't split those quotes properly, apologies.
> Ano's Lemmy guitar tribute when?
>>52792221
>>52792302
And of course, nice job lad/10
>>52792302
>>52792343
Thanks lad, though the more I try to sound authentic the more american I sound, except when I'm singing, then it's pretty much the same semi-neutral accent most singers have.
>>52792400
You sounded far different than usual tbf.
What accent were you going for?
>>52792285
Não sei nem quem é Lenine
>>52792251
Só quando falando baixo assim, normalmente voz quebrada de adolescente
>>52792440
>normalmente voz quebrada de adolescente
normalmente É voz quebrada de adolescente*
desculpa mim não índio, mim jura
>>52792400
>except when I'm singing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ee46o9E7zJ
Now its ur turn
>tfw /voc/ is turning into /luso/
ayy limão, could be worse t b h
>>52792285
>>52792440
Tô confusx, duas bicha huesileira?
>>52792439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y9iudOrC8V
>>52792527
Sorry mate, it's just that when talking to eachother we prefer to use Portuguese, didn't mean to derail the thread. I will quietly go away seeing as no one is posting German or French
>>52792540
Soou do verbo soar, não do verbo ser
>>52792502
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ee46o9E7zJ
top kek.
>>52792527
It's more active now than it has been recently, are you really going to begrudge us that? There's only so many times Babs can shitpost before everyone gives up.
>>52792440
>Não sei nem quem é Lenine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrxH9ewjR2k
>>52792540
Me? ( >>52792285 )
Fucking why?
>>52792527
I will stop, my bad.
>>52792588
Li errado, foi mal haha
>>52792585
Kek the drink really has affected you.. you seem jovial!
Besides, there's nothing wrong with sounding American or Finnish.
>>52792589
I can't do the gravelly voice, you'll just have to make do with what you got, tubby.
>>52792527
All me desu, i woke at 6 am today, now its 1am and im here trying to get some gringos to sing sertanejo
>>52792588
>Sorry mate, it's just that when talking to eachother we prefer to use Portuguese, didn't mean to derail the thread. I will quietly go away seeing as no one is posting German or French
Not a problem at all to me, don't get me wrong ! I prefer to see portuguese than esperanto honestly. I'd post some french but can't find anything interesting D:
>>52792629
>>52792645
>I will stop, my bad.
I WASN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT IT AHHHHHHHH
>>52792502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yw7VQWfaMj
>>52792681
I would try to sing if it wasn't 4am kek, come again tomorrow, I'll try to give it a try !
>>52792709
That's a different song. I meant you do the next verse.
>>52792663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P8xfVawkOR
>>52792676
Fair play, lel
>>52792709
>error
>>52792765
Well what song is it then? (also it's hard as fuck singing something you've never heard before but I'll give it a shot after a fag, I mean, smoke)
>>52792682
>I WASN'T COMPLAINING ABOUT IT AHHHHHHHH
But it is obviously annoying people, so it's better to stop anyway.
>>52792784
Weird, I don't get an error from it and the irish fella seems to be able to hear it too.
>>52792769
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P8xfVawkOR
give me your best Lemme voice, lad :DD
>>52792811
>But it is obviously annoying people, so it's better to stop anyway.
No it isn't ! No one is complaining, and well /voc/ is pretty much about languages, so if we all use english it's not very funky
>>52792682
>I'd post some french but can't find anything interesting D:
Doesn't have to be interesting my friend, any French text is a delight to read
>I prefer to see portuguese than esperanto honestly.
Kion pri iom de Esperanto por ilumini via tago? :^)
>>52792800
>what song
._.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF9Gr5waAJg
>>52792811
>it is obviously annoying people
Ignore the Frenchman, he's just made that his language has no word for entrepreneur.
>>52792890
>Doesn't have to be interesting my friend, any French text is a delight to read
Alright, here's an extract of song that is originaly in ancient french from the 13th century but it has a translation :
Tous les mauvais resteront à l'arrière
Qui, n'aimant Dieu, ne l'honorent, ni ne le prient.
Et chacun dit : "Ma femme que fera ?
La laisserai à nul, fut-il ami",
Serait tomber en bien trop folle errance;
Il n'est d'amis hors celui, sans doutance,
Qui pour nous fut en la vraie croix mis.
Aaaaaaaaand french kills the thread, gonna go to sleep, will r8 tomorrow if someone records it
>>52792918
You were singing enter sandman? I don't remember those lyrics being in it at all tbqh (or maybe you just posted that so I'd have something to sing?). Well here's my best gravely voice (not very good that is)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zj8fPYRpf5
>>52792852
the vocaroo in this post is the best gravely I can do lad
>>52792980
>>52793240
nooooo i was just recording it many times so i got it all correctly
for some reason this text was quite hard to pronounce
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RxWYECbgks
>>52792769
ano can u play this so that it sunds purdier and such? plebly strumming with my thumb ruins it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CCZBfthVK0
>>52793244
Why the fuck did I think it was Enter Sandman I sang... It was Hellraiser, not Enter Sandman.
>here's my best gravely voice
Surely it's better than mine considering all the black metal you growl along too :^)
>>52793286
Ent in honorent and prient is silent, the rest was perfect.
>>52793367
Why do people assume I can play the guitar (I mean I can, but I don't recall mentioning it here)? Or are people confusing me with some other finn anon? And if you link me a guitar tab I can try
>>52793447
wow all finns really do alike.
>>52793368
>considering all the black metal you growl along too
You people must be confusing me with someone else (I do post here pretty often but I don't do BM vocals)
>>52793472
I guess someone is imitating me gah dammit
>>52793437
Thanks
I wonder, if you listen to my recording without looking at the text, can you understand everything i'm saying or is my accent too thick?
>>52793508
if only there was a way to differentiate people on here... a sort of code... a sort of... tripcode?
>>52793808
Get fucked :^)
>>52793486
I'm not sure if you're drunk, counter-trolling me or just genuinely confused.
>>52773009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z12Bfe1FE5
>>52779131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sgJqoovE8t
>>52779375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dw4ZbTRYaJ
>>52779505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09eqHogHu2Q
>>52780343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mb0jlsgGsf
>>52790979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iDFVEQbOWs
>>52791286
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0no1FOUEsJh
>>52791788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e4S5qn3h1L
>>52791897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WeYk9lyJvl
>>52792100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kf1KxDvr4I
>>52792980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qS2jtGA7UG
Need to go to bed, desu.
>>52796235
Can I be your friend?
>>52796235
bumping for visibility so that you could get some ratings for your efforts
Any Chinese learners?
First few lines from Confucius' Analects:
子曰:“学而时习之,不亦说(yuè)乎?有朋自远方来,不亦乐乎?人不知而不愠,不亦君子乎?”
zǐ yuē :“xué ér shí xí zhī ,bù yì yuè hū ?yǒu péng zì yuǎn fāng lái ,bù yì lè hū ?rén bù zhì ér bù yùn ,bù yì jūn zǐ hū ?”
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzwoMPJL15
old record, me reading a polish text very badly xD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IGtXLlujlU
the comparing of my proncuation and standart russian with hard R
>>52793808
C'mon lad, he doesn't sound like me at all
>arr sound the same
>>52793486
He just thinks all Finns listen to bm
But don't mind him, he's a little special
>>52800403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fpaP83BRYI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m9leBEnxhL
>>52800475
>not death metal
>>52800528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIBEtUR9jXg
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vrwlFzTkXq
>>52800685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7HGGD7mb80>subtitulado en español
Why is this a thing?
>>52800790
Mexicans are trying hard to learn english so they can sell coke and bammer weed in US.
>>52796235
Top lel your accent is so stereotypically american it's funny
Surprisingly, your Portuguese is not bad at all, the only notable mistake you made on the first Portuguese text you read was the lh sound, it should sound almost like "li" but with the l a little bit slurred.
>>52793515
No I could understand all of it t b h
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ztLdKEmTFz
Enjoy.
>>52792100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u7yQIhVI5Z
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kyXzhLMCKo
>>52802085
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u7yQIhVI5Z
Your vowels and consonants were pretty good, but your accent for some reason sounded very Spanish instead of French, it was kinda hard to understand you Tbh.
>>52802199
I don't speak a single word of spanish nor portuguese, that must be why.
>>52802301
Your reading was pretty good for a gringo though
>>52792100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16XzCUBrxb5
Requesting German, Hungarian or Norwegian.
>>52770330
Ok guys, i try it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07go1VqcsA3
>>52802520
Pretty good really.
The only thing that sounds a little off is the "lh".
>>52800528
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q9L-spZZzs
Rest in pieces sweet prince.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1anVaxMKdtV
>>52790979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yOSX5OWj4w
hue
>>52800151
>>52800194
Why learn Polish?
>>52801834
You mispronounced "effect" and "check", but otherwise it was perfect.
>>52802181
The only thing you mispronounced was "height" - you said it like "eight". Really, it should rhyme with "kite".
>>52803266
You said a few words wrong, and stuttered over a few words, but it was understandable.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rk2rjyNKOM
>>52806537
You are absolutely right. I think some of those words would be a dead giveaway that I am an ESL-person.
>>52808056
Swedes often replace the tsh sound with just sh. Why though?
>>52808234
sj, sh, sjh, sjv etc are some of the absolutely hardest sounds in the swedish language. Only someone who is native can actually pull it off correctly.
Oh my good gollywog the thread is still alive.
Requesting German
>>52808460
I meant when swedes speak english. Just like how you said "check" as "sheck" in your recording.
>>52808530
Some argue that it's one of those r/l situations with japs and other asians. I just don't hear the difference. I think all languages have those sounds which they don't differentiate.
>>52808642
Don't tell me Swedes don't hear the difference between the Swedish and English get or just...
Also, post Swedish.
>>52778852
> One aussie
What about that terrabad guy?
>>52811465
rate my rusty english lad >>52805577
Mediocre bump.
>>52770330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v5hZqFUy6c
Rate please.
Some tongue twisters:
O sabiá não sabia
Que o sábio sabia
Que o sabiá não sabia assobiar.
-----
A aranha arranha a rã.
A rã arranha a aranha.
Nem a aranha arranha a rã.
Nem a rã arranha a aranha.
-----
Disseram que na minha rua
Tem paralelepípedo feito
De paralelogramos.
Seis paralelogramos
Tem um paralelepípedo.
Mil paralelepípedos
Tem uma paralelepípedovia.
Uma paralelepípedovia
Tem mil paralelogramos.
Então uma paralelepípedovia
É uma paralelogramolândia?
>>52816297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZkyCmTluBK
>>52816297
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xmls7VzIb7
>>52816519
>how do you pronounce this A with the wave on top of it?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KlIo6Er6ub
poker tonight lads, i'm taking a personal day.
I want to hear Euros attempting to imitate a southern american accent.
>>52818305
Give me a sentence. A proper southern one.
>>52818305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gc3fp9Qn3I
>>52818412
Goddamn yankees.
>>52818823
Pretty good. No trace of Finnish accent. You just sound like a yankee trying to sound Texan.
>>52818962
Well my accent is probably closest to the "tv american" accent if I try to pronounce things to the best of my abilities without putting on any particular accent
>>52819119
Most Finns I talk with in teamspeak have pretty thick accents. Also quite monotone.
Something harder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCclpGkNac8
Not every southerner sounds Texan.
>>52811963
For some reason, your accent sounded like it had a Japanese tinge at the start.
>>52813857
You were a little quiet, but it was pretty much fine. Entirely understandable.
>>52818305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QSLgIFWxf0
>>52819216
>video unavailable
Also yes most Finns have pretty thick accents, and the monotone is because Finnish is pretty monotone so if you talk English without putting any effort into it (ie. focusing on something else while speaking for example) you use the emphasis you're used to.
>>52819216
>Also quite monotone
Arrways
>>52819358
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QSLgIFWxf0
jaysus chroist, is your microphone in another building?
>>52819504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M08dVmbJD6
>>52819638
>>52819797
>gif
I spent a good 2 minutes waiting for something to happen.
You're a horrible bastard for misleading me like that.
>>52819962
That would be an ecumenical matter
>>52819962
Seconded
>>52820342
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QSLgIFWxf0
grill voice
show feet pls
>>52820342
>Esperanto
>>52820271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oxcsiY1QMt
