>there are Australians struggling to post on /int/ RIGHT NOW
>tfw i watched the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M
>>52756153
Ohio minna, I'm posting the upgraded pasta!
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>5 1 0 2
>>52756153
good MS paint skills straya
>>52756153
>Bandwidth cap
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES...
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE...
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE...
JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIDE...
IF THE PAIN GOES ON...
I HAVE SCREAMED UNTIL MY VEINS COLLAPSED
I'VE WAITED AS MY TIME'S ELAPSED
NOW, ALL I DO IS LIVE WITH SO MUCH FATE
I'VE WISHED FOR THIS, I'VE BITCHED AT THAT
I'VE LEFT BEHIND THIS LITTLE FACT:
YOU CANNOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE
I'VE GOTTA SAY WHAT I'VE GOTTA SAY
AND THEN I SWEAR I'LL GO AWAY
BUT I CAN'T PROMISE YOU'LL ENJOY THE NOISE
I GUESS I'LL SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST
MY FUTURE SEEMS LIKE ONE BIG PAST
YOU'RE LEFT WITH ME 'CAUSE YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON,
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
PUT ME BACK TOGETHER
OR SEPARATE THE SKIN FROM BONE
LEAVE ME ALL THE PIECES, THEN YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE
TELL ME THE REALITY IS BETTER THAN THE DREAM
BUT I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY,
NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS!
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE
JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIDE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON,
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
ALL I'VE GOT...ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE...
ALL I'VE GOT...ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE...
ALL I'VE GOT...ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE!
ALL I'VE GOT...ALL I'VE GOT IS INSANE!
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAKE
JESUS, IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIDE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON,
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
>Australians call Burger King """""""""""""HUNGRY JACKS"""""""""""""
>>52756478
Wait WHAT
Tell me you're fucking joking
![1451295875444[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6TBChkj.jpg "1451295875444[1].jpg")
>>52756535
YCMTSU
>>52756478
The Burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.
>>52756478
>>52756650
Truly subhuman
:----------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>52756478
>>52756650
>be Australian Jack
>be hungry
>>52756650
Aaaaaay
>>52756776
Aussies cannot be beaten, or otherwise there are no more reasons to go on living
>>52756783
ayy lmao
>>52756650
>"Brekky"
>Australians
>""""""""""""""""""anglo""""""""""""""""""
>>52756776
Polands banter is pretty entertaining but unfortunately they can't come up with anything actually new.
Australian banter is roves targeting nation to nation while remaining creative and fresh which is why we're really good at it. Poland just targets us which we don't mind at all because it's refreshing to be the ones at the receiving end for a change.
>>52756478
>Burger King tries to invade Australia
>BTFO by some family owned business who is already called Burger King
>Have to name their shitty fast food place Hungry Jacks
>>52756650
CRIKEY MATE SHUT IT DOWN
THE POLES KNOW
>>52756776
AUSTRALIA
>HURRR DURR LE BANTER LE EPIC MAY MAY BANTER FAEC XDDDD SO FUNNI TOP KEKEKE LE MEMEM SO FUNNI
>HURR I'M A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE WORLD YET I'M SOMEHOW BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE HURR DURR XDDD
Australians are LITERALLY the MOST retarded fucking inbred cock suckers on the planet, fucking descendants of fucking autistic inbred retarded fucking british and irish criminals, you fuckers are LITERALLY, fucking LITERALLY the descendants of people with down syndrome.
There is FUCKING NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to be proud of being an aussie, your "country" is full of inbred retarded kangaroo fuckers and you will never, EVER be relevant, you're just chinas bitch and you're full of fucking chinks and muzzies, you aren't even fucking full white you stupid mother fucking utter cunts
Aussie fuck wit cunts make me fucking sick "HURRR IT'S JUST BANTER BRAH JUST BANTER LOL BRAH YOUR MUM BRAH I FUCKED YOU MUM BRAH DON'T HAVE A COW MAN JUST SOME HARMLESS BANTER LELELLELELEL XDDDDDDD" That's your fucking answer to EVERYTHING, fucking retards act like you have down syndrome until someone BLOWS YOU THE FUCK OUT and you act as if it were a "le epic trolillili m8"
You cunts make me sick, fuck off
>>52756851
>Australia
:---------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>52756892
>its not a pasta
>>52756892
Calm down mate have a can on us.
>>52756892
saved.
is it a pasta? If it's not, then it is now.
>>52756892
Fuck up Denmark
>>52756892
trying a little too hard there mate
>>52756915
Thanks for the (You) cobber :)
>australia
>>52756892
holy shit
>>52756478
>>52756650
>>52756892
>this whole thread
>>52756478
>>52756650
>>52756892
o kurwa
>>52757025
>I'm in one of those comps now.
Finally my life goal is complete.
>>52757025
Posting this on leddit? Here is my upboat good sir!
>>52757064
I got on one yesterday and felt exactly the same way
>>52757084
It's even better because they don't know the very subtle banter that only Aussies will understand.
>>52757064
>>52757071
I've never been on reddit and learned that it exists here on 4chan, but I guess there's first time for everything!
>>52757084
This one?
>>52756650
>Brekky
>>52757108
yeah that's the one, the ass milk post
>>52757108
no that was me also stop bullying me faggot
>>52756139
i'm struggling
>>52756478
>>52756650
can't make this shit up
>>52756139
hey man keep up the good work
you brighten up my day
>>52757132
Fucking oath mate. Nothing like going for a Maccas in the morning run after spending all night on the piss getting maggoted with the mates
>>52756650
>Hungry Jack's. Do not enter
>Brekky 6am
Good thread lads
>>52757161
>>52757206
Never change, Straya
>>52756892
holy fuck
>>52756934
it's laois's from a long time ago.
>>52756892
kek looks like you can't handle the banter I suppose
>>52756892
hello
Feels good to be in the most interesting country on the planet.
>>52756139
>tfw this is what /int/ """banter""" has become
just kill me already
>>52756892
>this is the only country that HDIfags can't backtalk to
>>52756892
proxy off statscunt
>>52757288
what, the laois county council made an anti australian copypasta?
>>52756892
>noway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY7OiSqvERg
>>52757335
>Belgium
>>52757108
this is just tryhard desu, I don't see any jokes here at all, there just isn't anything funny about a fast food chain being called something different
>>52757445
Probably because you're a fucking Anglo and you're too used to abominations like "daddy long legs" or "lumber Jack" to realize that naming a restaurant "hungry Jack" or any other hungry {common name} is an incredibly retarded idea
>tfw had to explain the joke
>>52756892
Whoa man, calm down. It's just banter.
>>52757426
>Poland
>>52757501
not him but what do you mean "lumber jack"? where did that come from? also the reason why it's called 'hungry jacks' is because the name 'burger king' was taken before BK came here (because australians are a source of creativity)
honestly though, marketers far smarter than you (a pole working a midnight shift) came up with a name to sit well with the australian populace
>>52757552
Fuck off idiot
>>52757501
This is Germany tier humor desu senpai baka
0/10 apply yourself.
>>52757501
the guy who owns or owned the franchise here when burger king first came to aus was given a list of names he was allowed to use by the company (since "burger king" already had a copyright holder here) and hungry jacks was one of the choices since the guy's name was jack
it was probably the least shit choice on what was probably a pretty short list, lad. Either way it was burger king themselves who came up with the name, not us
>>52757550
>refugees welcome
restart the oven polen
>>52756477
I thought atheism was banned in Indonesia.
>>52757501
eh maybe, but I don't see a single funny element in this banter. Maybe I'm just too used to the name, but this just aint funny negra.
>>52757570
delete this
>>52757335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05MlmFRPIlx
>>52756892
Show us where the sick cunt touched you, mate.
>>52756783
i'm australian jack, not currently hungry
t. australian jack
>>52757550
>Belgium
>>52757552
>lumber jack
Because you Anglos instead of naming this profession something like a woodcutter, you literally named it wood Jonny or wood Bruce.
Please tell me I'm wrong and "jack" used to mean something different in the past
>>52757584
Renaming the restaurant is not funny, it's HUNGRY JACK that is
>>52757596
>>52757678
>go to Australia
>go to a restaurant called HUNGRY JACK
>go to a hospital called DISEASED SALLY
>go to a supermarket called EMPTY STORE BRUCE
>go to fire station called BURNED BILLY
>>52756892
delicious
>australia
x---------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>52756892
you literally couldn't handle the bants
>>52757678
FIGHT THE SYSTEM
>>52757718
I really regret wrenches having internet connection nowadays, you Poles literally are overtaking Australia as shitposting devils.
>>52757718
they're called loggers here, I thought lumber jack was a slang term/american term?
>>52757718
ebin
>When Burger King moved to expand its operations into Australia, it found that its business name was already trademarked by a takeaway food shop in Adelaide.[2] As a result, Burger King provided the Australian franchisee, Jack Cowin, with a list of possible alternative names derived from pre-existing trademarks already registered by Burger King and its then corporate parent Pillsbury that could be used to name the Australian restaurants. Cowin selected the "Hungry Jack" brand name, one of Pillsbury's U.S. pancake mixture products, and slightly changed the name to a possessive form by adding an apostrophe and "s" to form the new name "Hungry Jack's".[3]
I wonder what the other name options were.
>>52757718
We don't call them lumber jacks, you're completely off point here mate.
I think you need to take a break, the banter is breaking you.
>>52757778
>you Poles literally are overtaking Australia as shitposting devils.
time to kill myself
there's nothing left
>>52757778
It's literally just one pole, occasionally joined by another
>>52757718
>go to Australia
>go to a restaurant called HUNGRY JACK
>go to a hospital called DISEASED SALLY
>go to a supermarket called EMPTY STORE BRUCE
>go to fire station called BURNED BILLY
>BURNED BILLY
this part made me smile, this is acceptable bants. t.b.h I think restaurants have their own naming conventions. But I do approve of this line of banter, 7/10
>>52757835
burned bruce would have been better t'bh
>>52757835
t. reddit
>>52757778
We'll do it mate
>>52757782
>>52757798
>>52757809
delet this, I made this thread to shitpost, not to learn nice things about foreign cultures
I was taught Bongish English and in all dictionaries and pictures the only word used was "lumberjack". Same for American and Canadian English, I bet you're the exception, though that remains to be proven.
>>52757835
>>52757858
Well I hope I explained why is this funny
It's the same tier of naming things as changing your own name from Franklin to Smiling Gull or Ripping Cloth
>>52757782
>>52757809
>mfw there are lumbering Jacks in Australia
>mfw there are trees in Australia
>upside-down indonesia
>>52757933
>there are woods in Australia
>>52757886
reddit is becoming like autism now, meaning that cunts throw it around anytime they don't like something and it's losing all meaning
>>52757894
again like I said I think restaurants are an exception when it comes to naming conventions, they can have all kinds of proper names in them. Perhaps it's an english language thing.
>>52756139
Stop bullying Australia >:C
>>52757988
>again like I said I think restaurants are an exception when it comes to naming conventions, they can have all kinds of proper names in them. Perhaps it's an english language thing.
Which is why it's funny. Gee we explained the joke to the very last letter
>>52757810
>>52757811
I don't know, after talking with a lot of reasonable Poles over the past days on /int/ it seems there's a shitload of underage plumbers due to winter holidays.
>>52758039
Are you that famous Australian Pole from pic related?
>>52758052
Relax you idiot, it's only me and since Pingstralians have my full attention I don't post elsewhere very often, only very rarely I post in /polska/ under the name wvt
>>52758117
that was a good thread
>>52758052
>Belgium
>country
AYYYY
>>52758168
Indeed, my sides were on sick leave for the rest of the day
Pic related shall never be forgotten
>>52758270
my nigga
Australians are descendants of britbong prisoners, right? This is why banter is the only thing they can do?
>>52758381
irish/brit/abo hybrids to be exact
>>52758381
>This is why banter is the only thing they can do?
That's not true at all. We can also shitpost with great efficiency.
>>52758381
>other Poles trying to banter
>>52758427
Prove it laddie
You've been rather inefficient recently
>>52758418
>>52758427
thanks
>This same Polish guy making the same thread every day
I've never really thought about the name 'Hungry Jacks' before but now I can't stop laughing. Too bad no one goes there.
>>52758750
Maybe if they weren't fundamentally worse than Maccas in every conceivable way.
>tfw no alternative to maccas or burger king in my country
;_;
>>52758819
they're not even cheaper
how do they run a business
>>52758819
That's true. Maccas gets a lot of shit, but they're so much better than every other major fast food outlet except probably KFC.
>>52758936
>KFC
>good
>>52758972
Sometimes you're just in the mood for some fried chicken.
>>52758972
This desu, I prefer red chook far more.
>>52758972
KFC is okay-tier. Apart from McDonald's, it is our main fast food chain. Burger King's position is low here. We also have North Fish, the Moon - pancakes, and several bistros.
But no Hungry Jacks
>>52758996
>>/redrooster/
keep up the banter lads
also i remember seeing a burger king when i was a kid but they demolished it
>>52758996
red rooster is dogshit t'bh
>>52759090
meant for >>52759016
>>52758996
No Red Roosters in Tasmania.
>>52759128
>Tasmania
>>52759090
you better watch your mouth you latte sippin poofta
>>52759155
let's go cunt, fucken' snap ya
>>52759090
hungry jacks is best 2bh, wish they still had the $1 burgers
>>52759090
If Red Rooster is dogshit then I can't imagine what kind of unholy substance KFC is.
>>52759181
ill do a poo in your mouth m8
>>52759155
what's wrong with lattes?
Lmao,, you are all retards with down syndrom :-)))))))))))
>>52759195
>mfw it tastes like red rooster
>>52759217
melbourne
>>52759266
queensland 2bh
>>52759210
top kek
>>52759217
nothing at all my fellow white australian
drink up, there will be no danger I assure you
>>52759284
youre in north qld arent you? i can tell
>>52759309
guys i'm still not seeing anything intrinsically wrong with lattes
>>52756478
>>52756650
lmao what the fuck
>>52759328
nope i'm in tbar
>>52759375
>anime
>latte
>probably gay
>>52757718
>go to Australia
>go to a restaurant called HUNGRY JACK
>go to a hospital called DISEASED SALLY
>go to a supermarket called EMPTY STORE BRUCE
>go to fire station called BURNED BILLY
>>52759440
>triggered
>>52759484
s'all good f.am
these dubs should calm you down
>>52759379
Put your VPN back on, m8.
I don't want to hear shit from a country whose fast food restaurants are named after pornhub search tags.
>>52759143
>the m**nl*nd
>Not one Australian has posted an image over 1 MB
>>52759570
>unironically choosing to be born in t*smania
>>52759620
Blowing my cap for (You) m8
stfu and post hot austalian qts
>>52759652
To be honest, I'd wager that you're actually quite misinformed about Tasmania. I find that most mainlanders know very little about us and literally base their knowledge off of 19th century jokes about inbreeding.
>>52759692
why don't you make like a pole and not talk
>>52756650
KEK
GET FUCKED STRAYA YOU SHITPOSTING WANKERS
GET FUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>52759702
I don't know enough to make any informed criticism, no. We're all just shitposting here anyway so who cares
>>52759748
Good point. How about them Lebs?
>>52759708
>>52759620
>non-australians/poles posting in an aus/pole thread
Please vacate the premises
>>52759786
Wish we could put a bloody firewall around them t,bh
>>52759792
Can Latvia post?
>>52759708
Shut up Nigel and better tell me if the word lumberjack is still used in bongistan
Or is it obsolete?
>>52756358
Only about half of those are real.
>>52759827
balts are allowed of course
>>52759827
>>52759874
Why has /bantz/ been so dead?
>>52759913
dunno m8
>>52759874
I feel privileged.
>>52759913
My guess would be that /balt/s are largely normies and traditionally normies are very busy with alcoholism and degeneracy in late December here.
>Ausfag posts attempts to post an image of a black penis over 500kb on 4chan and exceeds his data cap
>he smacks his 1999 Dell desktop PC and coughs with the huge dustcloud that erupts
>he will have to venture out to the nearest shop in delarneyahoycahnt to get some more dayhta
>he pulls his knife out of his sheathe and stabs a spider trying to ambush him before he could turn round
>runs to the door, gets his great-2nd-cousin-removed's-uncles boots and his dads dads dads brothers cork hat and gets attacked by a kangaroo
>kangaroo calls him out for using a spoon rather than a knife
>"ah shit moyte you got me there yah cahnt"
>gets stabbed by kangaroo
>stumbles out of his door into the outback
>falls off the doorstep of his house on stilts and breaks his ankle
>can't get back into the house because the amount of spiders underneath the stilts have now forced it miles into the air
>gets into his shitty 1960s car with no A/C
>drives across the outback as fast as he can whilst his skin slowly turns into a shade of red that he only last experienced when his GF left him for one of the many black cocks he posted on the internet
>no mirrors, smashes the window with his spoon and turns round to see his house pursuing him, now turned den of the spiderkin
>he drives nonstop for 13 hours
>arrives at kilocrikeymahte, it's not delarneyahoycahnt but it's close enough
>runs into the closest shop
>"i need a tohp-ahp on me doyta m8
>the spiders are in hot pursuit
>"sorry vot is you are vanting"
>the house is burning, flaming spiders start to enter the shop and attack the ausfag
>"I NEED TO PAHST ME BLACK COCKS FOR THEM YANKS YOU CUNT"
>"ok i am increasing data limit now my friend that will be $50000 dollarydoos"
>aussie is dragged into his house by the spiders
>as he burns to death, he manages to crawl to the PC and refresh the page
>tries to post black cocks
>thread deleted
>>52760166
t. mohammed
>>52760166
t. mohammed
>>52760166
Fairly good kind sir, this will be the 9th or 10th pasta in my collection
>>52759692
>australian
>hot qts
xD
>>52760530
this t,bh
I just want a qt slavic gf
>>52760580
Slavic grills are very often qts indeed, but the personality
Oh dear
>>52756892
>autism overload
>>52760732
that still beats a lot of aussie girls tbf
>>52760776
Really? Come on, mate, Australian girls can't be that bad.
I have to take my wife's son out for a picnic tomorrow at the botanical gardens. Really not feeling up to it lads.
>>52760802
That's nothing compared to the fact that my fiance's daughter is engaged with a T*rk and I have to change their son's diapers or I'll not get food
>>52760800
Well I'm generalising of course, but at least slave girls are more often than not very attractive. A 6/10 slav girl is like a 8 or 9/10 aussie in terms of looks easily
Personality can be hit or miss, I guess aus girls are fairly easy to get along with for the most part, but a lot of them try to be 'one of the boys' usually because that's how they are brought up
>>52760930
>slave girls
fuck I meant slav girls
>>52760965
no you didn't
>>52761023
honestly did kek
