YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>NEW DELHI (AP) — With the holiday season in full swing, Indians are flocking to the online marketplace in droves. But there's one unusual item flying off the virtual shelves: Online retailers say cow dung patties are selling like hot cakes.
>The patties -- cow poop mixed with hay and dried in the sun, made mainly by women in rural areas and used to fuel fires -- have long been available in India's villages. But online retailers including Amazon and eBay are now reaching out to the country's ever-increasing urban population.
>Some retailers say they're offering discounts for large orders. Some customers are asking for gift wrapping.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/cow-dung-patties-india-online_5680e447e4b06fa688808398
>>52754598
holy shit. literally.
>>52754598
Selling shit to the Indians, that's just fucking genius
>>52754636
god dammit Carlos
why are memes real now?
>>52754598
Well, it's cheap and it doesn't smell bad as soon as it's dry. All memes aside, never forget that we Westeners eat rotten milk.
NO POO IN LOO
POO FOR YOU
>>52754762
It's not rotten, retard.
>YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
That's exactly what they are doing.
If my calculations are correct, with memes becoming this real at this speed, Finland will be a super power within the next 25 years
>>52754787
The bacterias technically turn it into rotten stuff, it's not fresh just because the milk was.
>>52754807
I, for one, welcome our new horse archer overlords.
>Be in India three years ago for a wedding
>Driving along an empty, well maintained private highway through a shit-poor rural area (Thanks, institutionalised corruption)
>Stop at a break area and observe the people below me toiling on the fields.
>See the women constructing a wall out of mud or something
>Look closer
>It's cow shit patties
>These people are literally shit-poor.
Glad to see this news desu. Maybe those poverty stricken individuals can bootstrap themselves out of their serf lifestyle on the back of cow shit.
>>52754598
INDIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
Indians of /int/ pls explain yourselve
>>52754844
>>52754762
Exactly. This is why I don't get the criticism of drinking Stallion Shots (Vodka/Energy drink/Horse semen basically). It's an animal product and arguably less disgusting than rotten milk.
>>52755253
>Horse semen
>less disgusting than rotten milk
this is arguable
>gift rapped poo
only in india
>>52755253
>I don't get the criticism of drinking horse semen
>>52755437
He's right though, at this point it's just autism if they literally only use a certain molecule and you're saying no to it because eeeewwww.
Also most energy drinks are actually made with taurine, that's bull's semen.
Mfw niggers will always be this dumb
>>52755483
>taurine, that's bull's semen
Do you believe everything you read on facebook?
>>52755483
>Also most energy drinks are actually made with taurine, that's bull's semen.
Hello retard that believes he has bull semen in his body right now.
>>52755557
>>52755586
>I don't agree you must use Facebook xDDD
faggots. I probably wrote it wrongly, I'll give you that, as you can find it in almost every animal tissue. The big majority of taurine in current energy drinks really is made of bull's testicles though, go look for it.
>mfw discussion culture on /int/ nowadays only consists of name calling if you don't agree
>>52755483
I want the children back to school.
DESIGNATED
HOLIDAY
NECESSITIES
>>52755667
>The big majority of taurine in current energy drinks really is made of bull's testicles though, go look for it.
Here, idiot.
>Although taurine is so named because it was first isolated from ox bile, it is actually found in the large intestines and tissues of many different animals, including humans
>But the taurine used in Red Bull brand energy drink (and other foods) is not derived from bulls (or any other animal) at all: it's synthetically produced in laboratories.
