Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド
You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
#Previous Thread >>52748788
Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
>>52754436
乙
安倍と韓国のせいで今夜は憂鬱だわ
I have a $50 Barnes & Noble (a bookstore) gift card and I don't know what to get. Should I buy Genki even though I already have scans of it? Would that help anything? What should I get instead?
>>52754501
Manga
ミクさん
>>52754436
乙です
>>52754551
Fuckoyaki yourself
>>52754501
Owning the media you are trying to learn from makes you appreciate it a lot more allowing you to extract more knowledge from it since you have something actually invested into it and because of that your subconscious wants to see returns
That is learning 101 mate
What can you tell me about Edogawa ward of Tokyo?
>>52754744
hello leafboy
>>52754744
poor people and immigrants from poor countries.
>>52754840
Aint that Shinokobou?
>You will never have a qt childhood friend who grows up and becomes your wife
What the fuck is going on?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35188135
>>52755060
吐きそう…
>>52755077
It's over.
>>52755077
>next year again
Yeah
>>52755060
売国奴の安倍が悪い
>>52754744
It is the local downtown area in Tokyo.
At least rich people don't live there.
>>52755173
>>52754840
What can you tell me about Meguro ward?
>>52755158
保守速報でも安倍はボロカスに言われてる
Well this means we can't meme about comfort women at least for some time.
今日のプロクシはイギリス旗か
>>52755060
lmao seriously?
>>52755377
But your prime minister said they there were scars that were difficult to heal from physically and mentally.
>>52755225
It's comfy area to live in.
>>52755398
We are expert on throwing away amount of money into a ditch.
>>52755060
How can people believe what Korean appeal? I want to show you the United States report here. "There are growing, unsubstantiated questions about whether the Japanese Imperial Army kidnapped 200,000 sex-slaves (Comfort Women) in World War II. Mostly from Korea. You know the United States used $30 million dollars to search for evidence on Comfort Women allegations in 2010. However, seven years later, they found a grand total of nothing. The final IWG report which is related to the Comfort Women study to Congress was issued in 2007.
>>52755377
Sources of that taka-she san
>>52755450
If it's not true then why did you apologise and pay money to korea kekeke.
>>52755438
よく知りもせんのに口つっこんでんじゃねえよ
>>52755342
今日の釣り師はイギリス旗とアメリカ旗だ
Has anybody learned japanese succesfully here?
I would like to learn japanese. How long did it take you till you could read japanese? I know it will take a long time.
My goal is to learn reading and comprehension. Mostly because I want to read manga and play videogames. I know it sounds kinda cliché but besides the travel aspect this is the way how I want to maintain my skills. I do that with other languages too like french, english, german etc.
I already ordered the genki books and will try my best. My question: can I learn via mangas and videogames or films? That's how I taught myself english and french in the first place.
I know I'll have to do a few months before that just studying but is it realistic that I teach myself via media later on?
>>52755507
Is this some sort of idiom? Could someone explain?
まーたこの話ですかぁ
>>52755060
What a sad spineless country is Japan.
>>52755060
8.2 Million USD aint shit to shinzou abe
hell he'll give you 8.2 Million USD just to shut the fuck up
>>52755666
くっそわろたwww
>>52755555
Knowing japanese is a gradient, not black/white. Learning it almost as well as english or your native language will take a very long time, probably a decade at least. But depending on how often you can accept coming across something you don't understand, you can learn it somewhat decently faster than that.
>>52755684
Says the one legalizing gays, taking away guns from christian families and importing as many muslims and mexicans as you can.
>>52755666
これよく見るけど元ネタ何?
漫画?
>>52755731
>Says the one legalizing gays
Literally nothing wrong.
>taking away guns from christian families
This is not occurring.
>importing as many muslims and mexicans as you can
This will change very soon. We are going to build a wall.
>>52755555
>How long did it take you till you could read japanese?
You can "read" Japanese after a week if you learn hiragana/katakana; mastering Kanji will probably take half a lifetime though :^)
Genki is a good start, I wouldn't rely on anime or manga to learn Japanese though, only for listening/reading comprehension maybe.
In the end it all depends on your determination, but in my opinion nothing beats a good Japanese language class.
Cant wait until vr get advanced enough so I can fuck TDA miku
wasn't it worth it?
>>52755789
神のみじゃないかなぁ?
ネトウヨが安倍日本会議に騙されて飯が美味い
>“The Japanese government bears a heartfelt responsibility” for recruiting comfort women “with the involvement of its military” and for “severely injuring the honor and dignity of many women,” the foreign minister of Japan, Fumio Kishida, said on Monday, reading the agreement during a news conference in Seoul.
How does it feel to have you government insult your ancestors in such a manner?
やれやれ、今日もリポートがはかどるなw
Any netouyo tears? I ran out of salt
>>52755845
おお、ありがとう
知らなかった
>>52755815
>Fuck Miku
>Not getting fuck as Miku
>>52755815
Miku is your waifu?
>>52755915
She is my wife
>>52755906
>getting fuck as Miku
High level………!
>>52755904
>my granpa is hentai
In what ways?
>>52755883
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_war_apology_statements_issued_by_Japan
>>52755342
反日英国旗(多分中華系)は、高頻度で見かける
>>52755906
Do you wish you were forced to suck producer-san's smelly old cock?
>>52755936
O-okay………then, can I take Luka?
>>52755799
>mastering Kanji will probably take half a lifetime
Yeah I know theres a shitton. Somehow I can't imagine how life in japan must be considering this.
I mean for example you read a manga or play a videogame and then see a kanji you never saw before...considering theres so many that must happen like once a day for people in there early 20s if they are not so experienced.
I'm just imagining every fucking day of my (normal!) life to have a dictionary with me to lookup common words. Must be hard lol.
I know that stuff from learning languages aswell but thats not my everyday life.
おやすみ
Wake me up when I've become fluent in Japanese please
>>52756018
おやすみ
正義を祈って
祈りが叶った
キリストによる奇跡もう一個
Should Abe be executed for treason?
>>52756018
Sweet dreams
I love how you always post cute animals
It make me happy
今回の荒らしもオージーのグロ画像男並みにしつこいな
>>52755980
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_war_apology_statements_issued_by_Shinzo_Abe
に期待している
>>52756011
Sure
I want to kill myself tbqh...
>>52756069
You're always in these threads.
Why are you always in them posting the same thing? Are you just that much of a dedicated shitposter? I'd hate to think that you genuinely do this.
>>52756121
and become anime girl
>>52756132
And you're always scolding him. Leave him alone. He's an adult.
>>52756121
Still avatar fagging I see.
>>52756159
This is the first time I've felt compelled enough to ask him about it. You're probably confusing me with someone else.
I should leave so I get some things done
See you tomorrow everyone, or maybe later today before I go to sleep
>>52756166
Like once every two weeks.
>>52756154
I wish. Its too late or else I would have already tbqh...i basically am a female already tbqh...
>>52756069
へえ
誰も君の事とは指定してないけど?
反日英国旗を高頻度で見かけるって言っただけなんだけど
心あたりがあるんだな(棒)
>>52756014
>to lookup common words
The not so common ones are the ones you'll most likely have problems reading
>>52756212
See you!
>>52756212
Bye!
>>52756246
I understand now.
Here's a final (You), enjoy.
>>52756246
Oh yeah? Well... You're a kisama!
>>52756121
I love you so don't commit suicide.
>>52756246
Are you still butthurt because Japanese woman harmed your white pride?
>>52755883
We concluded the treaty and there is nothing to say about it.
China cannot claim anything that happened prior to 15/Aug/1945 as they signed the treaty.
You happy?
>>52756069
He is no more.
I apologize instead of him.
I'm very sorry.
>>52756069
>i'm british la
>la
Only Chinese people say this "la" at the end of the phrase. Chinese people often say OK-la.
>>52756246
さっき読めてたじゃないですか…。
愉快な人ですね。
>>52756246
えー君日本のこと大好きだろ?
ついでに安部もチョンババアもカリアゲくんも区別付くじゃん
>>52756081
英国旗はシナ人ですよ。けっこうしょっちゅう来てる。
お尻の山は手を温めるためにある
>>52756418
お尻も冷たい場合どうしたらいい?
>>52756380
中国系だったらそんなバレバレの言葉使うわけないだろ
お前、馬鹿だと見抜かれてるから遊ばれてんだよ
本当にバカだなぁ・・・
>>52756418
oh yeah…
>>52756437
おならで温めるのです
なんか楽しい話しませんか…。
昔は日本語スレって本気で嫌がらせに来てる外国人を賢い日本人たちが弄ぶスレだったのに、
今はジョーク好きのイギリス人の遊び場になっちゃってるのが悲しいね
いろんな意味で住民のレベルが下がったんだろうな
>>52756472
さすがに厳しいですせんせー…
>>52756472
え………うん、いや………うん….…
>>52756453
We can pray to whichever we want. Chink-san.
You must be a soulless person but thank god, we pray at Shrine.
>>52756453
I'm not Japanese...(´-`).｡oO(
>>52756480
おならの話でもしようか
>>52756453
Stressed Chinese living in the UK comes to Japanese thread and whining around.
PATHETIC KID
>>52756517
まずおならの話題は楽しいのか?
>>52756472
参考にさせていただきます、先生。
>>52756482
じゃああなたからその 賢い日本人 とやらのお手本の返しをしてみたら?
おならが出そうだったから少し力入れてみたらミの気配を感じてビックリしてトイレに行くときの焦り
>>52756544
結構楽しいかもしれない
いや…うん…
なるほど英国旗は英国在住ですらないわけか
ご苦労なこった
>>52756567
コーヒーだと思って飲んだらコーラだった時の驚きに匹敵する
>>52756544
はい。子どもの心に戻るのです。
思い出してください。さよおならや食べられないパンはパンツで爆笑できたあの頃を…。
おなら一気に出したいのに小出しにしか出なくて感じる憤り
>>52756517
肛門を熱くさせる静かなおならと雷のように聞こえてくるおならとどっちが好き?
i actually do believe that happiness can only be found in the scent that lies between the toes of a cute Japanese schoolgirl after a long day in socks and school uniform leather slippers.
>>52756605
雷。静かなのは臭い。
>>52756605
>>52756605
静かなおならは確かに静かだが、くさい
猛烈にくさい
例え自分のでもくさい
これが他人のなら最悪だ
よって雷が至高
>>52756599
それは階段登ってるときもう最上段なのに次の段に足をかけようとしてびびるやつと同じやつ
スレの音楽のすすめは?????????
>>52756599
コーヒーだと思って飲んだらめんつゆだったときの悲しみに匹敵する
>>52756647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONNFHTOueXo
妹が隣で寝ている時、歯ぎしりとオナラ、いびきをかきます。
おまけに、寝ぼけて私の首に拳を何回も振り上げた前科が二回あります。
どうすればいいですか?
>>52756709
>goose house
>>52756720
レズレイプ
>>52756647
10 years agoの曲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEb9MTNk3y4
>>52756696
マスクしてる女がマスクとった時に思ったより美人じゃなかった時の悲しみに匹敵する
チョコレートかなと思って一応食ってみれば騙されることなくチョコレートだったときの満足感
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIQSEq6tEVs
>>52756746
かっこいい(￣O￣;)
>>52756747
そんなにガッカリするんですか…。
>>52756647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8
>>52756747
天ぷらそばのエビがほとんど衣だった時の悲しみに匹敵する
>>52756747
後ろ姿が美人だった女性が振り向いたらブスだったときの方が悲しい
>>52756777
おうふって思うかな
でもまぁあんまり気にすることじゃないぜベイビーwww
>>52756766
分からなかった数学の問題がやっと解けた時のスッキリ感。
こんばんは
私はドイツ人ですでも日本人ギャルの足はすごいです。
イギリスちゃんは無視しようか
>>52756887
やぁドイツkun!
ギャルのおならは好きですか?
>>52756883
うんこが一気に出たときの爽快感
>>52756918
美人のオナラはどんな臭いですか?
>>52756517
穴マン
>>52756922
おしっこを我慢していて、やっと出せた時の安心感。
>>52756883
歯に挟まった陰毛をベロでいじってやっと取れる達成感
大喜利の会場?
>>52756766
むしろ何とチョコと間違うんや?
>>52757005
イエース‼︎
>>52757019
UNKO
なんかいつもと雰囲気違って驚いたww
>>52756945
same as you <3
>>52756961
今日は外れ!
穴マン認定が外れるときの喜び
>>52757042
UNCOLATE
>>52756805
暖かいと思ったコタツの中が冷たかった時の虚しさ感。
>>52757070
穴マン
>>52757078
夏に冷房が効いてることを期待して入った部屋が蒸し風呂だった時の悲しみに似ている
>>52756991
フルスロットルフェラで数十秒でイカせた時の達成感
>>52757107
クッソ
>>52756815
暖かいと思ったコタツの中が冷たかった時の虚しさ感。
>>52755627
I don't know if you are still here but thank you for your help. Sorry for taking up so much of your time.
>>52757042
うん◯つったら、カレーやんか…
◯んこと見間違うチョコってなんやねん
>>52757144
あ、ごめん、これ間違いです。気にしないでください。
大喜利って結構難しいね
IPPONグランプリに出てる人たちすごいな
>>52757171
見かけがうんPのチョコと、見かけがチョコのうんP、どっちがマシですか?
>>52756918
えええ
スメリーファートは本当にすごいですよ
ブラックギャルは私のフェチです
>>52757169
It's me!
Don't mind it
It's my pleasure
Have a good trip!!
>>52757204
みんな頭が良くて、驚きました。
>>52757204
あれは場の雰囲気で面白くしてるだけでネタ自体は全然面白くないよね
松ちゃんはオモロイいけど
>>52757220
あなたはそんなことを言うために難しい日本語を勉強したんですか?
すばらしい!感動した!
>>52757248
内Pが恋しい
>>52757248
たまに松ちゃんが紹介する素人作品の方が面白かったりするよね。
でも素人の回答っていつ募集してるんだろ。あれ生放送じゃないのに。
>>52757205
哲学最高峰の難問ウンコ味のカレーとカレー味のウンコ問題
>>52757220
このドイツ先輩は上級者
黒ギャル
>>52757220
>>52757269
そうですね
日本に行きます
ブラックギャルをアナルファックする
>>52757134
それは知らんけど・・・
>>52757233
Thank you. You are one of the nicest people I've ever met on /int/. If you ever want to visit Hong Kong just find me at /east asia/ and I will show you the best places to eat or visit. Have a nice day!
>>52757269
カザフスタン人の友達と話す為にカザフ語勉強し始めた後に、その子の母国語はロシア語だと知った事がある…。
勿論、その後勉強は放置した。
美少女だと思ったら野獣先輩だった時の悦び
Thread music
世の中金がすべてズラ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIlU968iwQ0
>>52757369
>そうですね日本に行きますブラックギャルをアナルファックする
oh 親愛なるドイツくん…
君はなんてすばらしいドイツ人なんだ…
>>52757134
学校の先生の発言だと思うと悲しいものがあるなw
>>52757309
う…。迷います。
>>52757437
ありがとうございます
これが女の本性…?X'masを境に4℃のネックレスがメルカリに大量出品されている
http://spotlight-media.jp/article/229575465164244097
>>52757443
キモ
チョン好きドイツ死んでくれ
>>52757369
なんでアナ◯なんや
道路の名前のカプチャーが容易に解けるという安心
>>52757443
くっそワロタ!
君は面白いな
大変な業(ごう)を抱えていると思われる独旗君に幸あれ!
>>52757483
大好きだよ
>>52757369
本物はこんなんだぞw
>>52757437
あれは穴マンじゃない
知らんって言ったのは俺です
4℃のネックレスなんてはずかしいだろ普通
>>52757503
スマホ使いの人?
>>52757532
私のチンポは今は難しいです
>>52757386
>one of the nicest people I've ever met on /int/
this is an honor I hardly deserve lol.
yep, I want to go to Hong Kong someday
thank you Sir!
>>52757566
そうだけどパソコンと同じく、あまりに長く投稿していけば何度も解かないとダメ
>>52757641
確かに時間制限があるね
スマホのブラウザのバージョンをアップデートしたら上手く反応するようになったよ
>>52757818
俺、最新版使ってる
クッキーとキャッシュを削除したら治るんだけどめどい
http://spotlight-media.jp/article/91428529145688626
Thank you, teacher...
Now I know...
>>52757349
黒人の美人は本当にエロいな、ビヨンセを始めて見た時も衝撃的だった。
南米の女もいい。
でも白人はなんかちんこ勃たん、なんか違う。
>>52757369
ホワイトギャル is better than ブラック
>>52758065
ドイツ・ワールドカップの開幕セレモニーにすごい黒人美女が出てた気がする
俺もギャルが好き
ちょうセクシーだな
>>52758065
南米の女を見てるとなんでか野生動物が思い浮かぶ
>>52758163
良い意味で
きっと
>>52758191
なんか飲み込まれそうっていうか、食われそうって思う
>>52758141
黒ギャル最高
I often see variations of ~ことで合意 and ~ことで一致. What does this で indicate/mean?
>>52757976
加藤鷹の恋愛観
うーん、この、
>>52758402
Sorekara?
>>52758130
画像ある?
>>52758141
黒ギャルは見た目と違って性格いい子が多いから好き
>>52758130
Japanese love black people
>>52758374
合意は、意見が同じになること。主に人間相手で、契約の場面等で使われる。
一致は、2つ以上の物が同じになること、合うようになること。別に人間相手でなくても使える。
>>52758374
合意=agreement. In some cases, you are forced to agree by outside of the pressure.
一致=just have the same opinions.
>>52758537
>画像ある?
無い
ググっても出てこなかった
>>52758402
だから南米のねーちゃんたちに
要するにすごく激しい、野性的な、動物みたいなセックスをしそうってこと
こんにちは、我が兄弟よ!!!
>>52758847
こんばんはbro
>>52758650
>>52758650
では、基本的に、この「で」は場所を表しているのですか
>be Takayama City
>larger than Osaka
Hi,sorry for blogposting, i'm planning to sign up for a 42 hours six months long japanese course, i also found a private teacher in addiction to the classes. I'd like to learn enough of the language in 7-8 months to leave for japan and hopefully learn the rest in country, living there for an extended period of time. I'm no weeb or looking for girls that said lay it to me (especially japanese posters): how much is just wishful thinking?
>>52759091
大阪は大きくない?
>>52759224
fuck off and die
>>52759277
awww, come on
>>52758991
「~ことで合意」「~ことで一致」はidiomだから、はっきりとは言えない。
でも、個人的にはwithみたいな感じだと思う。
"with agreement"みたいな誤訳がありそうだから。
あまり自信ないから、他の意見も聞いてくれ。
I can't read runes but I know gayru lover is shitposting about his fetish.
>>52759091
飛騨ナンバーはかっこいいよな レアだけど
>>52759226
Osaka is second smallest area
>>52759293
to answer your question, none of it is wishful thinking if you have money and are committed to learning the language
>>52758847
洪水は大丈夫?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/weather/12071198/UK-floods-York-Leeds-Manchester-live-updates.html
アメリカも大変なことになってる、Texasのhurricaneで。
>>52759322
理由のようなやつか
Why would your people elect a dirty traitor prime minister? Why not elect someone who loves Japan?
>>52759381
Osaka?
More like Kosaka XDDD
Get it?
大→小
>>52759629
Lol, exactly.
>>52759388
well, ok. it's a sound response.
I just hoped for a some perspective, e.g. is it realistic hoping to find a job there with just a barebone japanese level?
>>52759615
Toshio Tamogami is best.
>>52759691
if you're happy either working a shit job (like washing dishes at a restaurant) or teaching english
>>52759711
>In the wake of a rape incident by American servicemen in Okinawa in October 2012, he pointed out in a Twitter post that both recent rape incidents had occurred around 4 am, and asked why the media had not questioned what the victims were doing walking around town at that time.
What? Why would you support a victim blaming rape apologist?
Maybe they are working the night shift at a hospital or 24 hour store. Japan is a very safe country women should be able to feel safe walking home from work at 4am.
>>52759743
on the subject of english: since it's not my first language of course, could i teach it with a c2 cambridge certification (and a unrelated bachelor degree)?
>>52759872
my guess is as good as yours
>>52759852
Do you blame Americans raped Japanese girls? Wow, it's really surprising. I've never met American guy say rape is actually bad things.
>>52760092
It's not bad if done to white girls since they have it coming, but Japanese girls shouldn't be treated that way, and they should expect to be safe in their own country.
>It's not bad if done to white girls since they have it coming, but Japanese girls shouldn't be treated that way, and they should expect to be safe in their own country.
>>52760180
The rape of Okinawa.
>>52760180
>It's not bad if done to white girls since they have it coming
>>52760092
Everyone thinks it's wrong, don't be a retard
>>52759872
If you are an Italian, you won't be employed as an English teacher.
We need native English speakers.
You might be hired as an Italian teacher, but Italian teachers are bad demand in Japan unfortunately.
If you don’t understand Japanese, you can’t get jobs at even supermarket.
>>52760209
America should start to wind down their military presence in Okinawa as Japan rebuilds their military. Japan is an island nation, they should construct nuclear powered supercarriers and nuclear submarines so they can be properly respected on the world stage.
I don't think they should import American suplies, but I think a military research sharing agreement would benefit both countries in the long term.
>wake up
>don't have time to have a wank before going to work
>go to work thinking it will be the worst day of my life
>I actually have a very good day at work, the best in a long time
Perhaps I should wank at night rather than the morning
When do Japs wank?
>>52760377
morning, during lunch break and night.
>>52760430
What do you think about during your lunch break?
