ITT: We trigger Italy
>Italian-American here, I can't wait to visit the motherland so I can reunite with my mafioso ancestors
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I dont know why people say the irish are muh heritage here. Italians are far worse about this shit
>Muh nonna
>Muh nonno
MOSTRO
UNICO
SPUDORATO
SENZA
ONORE
LADRO
INTERNAZIONALE
NATO
INFAME
>>52735938
TRST JE NAS
Non è lui
>>52736123
>triggered
it's 23:24 in Italia, their mammas have probably put them to bed by now
1/8th Italian here
I love Olive Garden, best italian food imo
AYOO HOL UPP
SO U BE SAYIN
WU B ROMANS AN SHIIIET?
SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>Italians eat pasta, an asian food introduced there by arabs
>Italy has the highest amount of nuns in the world, women who have to cover their hair and not interact with men
>Italy has a criminal organisation that taxes business, similar to the Jizya tax in Islam
>Italy has a big macho culture based around gold and cars
>Italy still has honour killings
>Italian girls are desperate to escape Italy because Italian men are chauvinist and sexist and refuse to work
hmmm, nothing in common with arabs at all...
>>52736179
wait, shouldn't you be praying?
>>52736043
Based partisans
stop it guys
even aussies never did it like that
>>52736336
They fucked his shit up.
>>52736363
brits and burgers try but they aren't australians
>>52736417
are they asleep
>>52736289
>Italians eat pasta, an asian food introduced there by arabs
A disproved lie.
>Italy has the highest amount of nuns in the world
[citation needed]
>Italy has a criminal organisation that taxes business, similar to the Jizya tax in Islam
Only in the South and there's no special about that similarity.
>Italy has a big macho culture based around gold and cars
Ebin maymay
>Italy still has honour killings
Wat.jpg
>Italian girls are desperate to escape Italy because Italian men are chauvinist and sexist and refuse to work
Ebin maymay #2
>the city of cinecittà
>>52736399
That's a tasty looking burger
>>52735938
you have to improve
you have yo use hyperbolas like:
>ITT italians are getting destroyed, some of them already have gone to their mom for crying
also make jokes about the economy of italy, it is an important argument in an internet conversation and it moves the thread
then you have to gather up an army of banter experts like australians and polish (they tend to hate italy a lot)
and with your internet army you go attacking their capital "/ita/ Il filo" together
get better and then come back
>be italian-american
>wear button-up dress shirts
>sunglasses all day and indoors
>gold chain
awful
>>52736502
Cringed hard
>>52736289
> All that bullshits and not a single word on italian politics
Go back to your tea. You clearly dont know what italy is about horsemouth
memes
>>52736545
why poles hate Italy?
>>52736399
If Hitler hadn't cucked him Italy could have become so great
KOBARID, 1917
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>>52736631
this
>In 1934, Mussolini rebuked Nazism's Nordicism, claiming that the Nazis' emphasizing of a common Nordic "Germanic race" was absurd, saying "a Germanic race does not exist. ... We repeat. Does not exist.
>In summer 1938, the Fascist government officially recognised Italians as having Nordic heritage and being of Nordic-Mediterranean descent and in a meeting with PNF members, and in June 1938 in a meeting with PNF members, Mussolini identified himself as Nordic and declared that previous policy of focus on Mediterraneanism was to be replaced by a focus on Aryanism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_race#Fascist_Nordicism
A complete imbecile.
>>52736738
Italians are actually part of the cuck race
>>52736794
t. Paco
>>52736580
it's so fucking sad mane. they used to produce some of the greatest movies ever 2bh, now it's only shit
OC donut steel
>>52736813
>implying there is a difference between Italians and mexicans
>>52736817
>>52736815
The only recent good italian film I can think of besides La grande bellezza would be La meglio gioventù (2003). The rest is b-movie tier.
>>52736846
>implying you aren't negro and probbaly gay as well :DDDD:D
>>52736815
What happened to European movies in general? Germany made some of the greatest prewar silent films and Italy made some of the best postwar sound films. Now we're stuck with generic Hollywood shit and British """comedies""".
>>52736738
He was the most cucked person
If he wouldN#t accepted that barbarian bullshit and would boost Mediterraneanism with the Greek and Spaniard fascist parties, we would have no denbt problem and an ebin SPQR-tier country
>>52735938
mm. I love italian food, pizza is my favorite.
Fabio o Mingo?
>>52736935
>Germany made some of the greatest prewar silent films
this
What the hell happened to Germany?
>>52736935
UK, France and Germany still make good films
>>52735938
GALO SENGEN
NEW JERSEY
LE OVERBURN VEGETA
>>52736935
idk, maybe it's just hollywood becoming too powerful
Spainards are superior in evrry single possible thing.
>>52737046
>GALO SENGEN
>LE OVERBURN VEGETA
![20140525-294370-best-deep-dish-pizza-art-of-pizza-primary-thumb-1500xauto-404176[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZXYzsJE.jpg "20140525-294370-best-deep-dish-pizza-art-of-pizza-primary-thumb-1500xauto-404176[1].jpg")
>>52736995
You did it wrong Norway, this is how it's done
>Mmmm.I love American food, pizza is my favourite
>>52737111
t. Spaniard in vacation in New York
>>52736935
>what is festival movies?
You can't trigger me, I come from the land of love
AYOO HOLD UP
>mouths a fork full of pasta
YOU BE SAYIN'
>donates unrealistic amount of money to the Catholic church
AYOOOO HOLD UP
>gets flustered over Americans claiming Italian descent
HOL UP HOL UP
>claims that Italians invented the pizza when most historical records and archaeological evidence says ancient pre-Islamic Middle Eastern civilizations were the original creators
BRUH YOU BE SAYIN
>loses family member to Mafia hitmen
AYOOOO HOL UP
>moves from his home in southern Italy to eastern USA because of a economic recession in the area
SO U BE SAYIN
>forms a mutt genetic complex consisting of Northern African, Southern German, and Greek ancestry
HOL UP HOL UP
>loses historical Italian land to Croatians
SO U BE SAYIN'
>forms a rather dysfunctional state made of much smaller states under the basis of ethnic nationalism when really the ethnic composition varies from region to region
SO U BE SAYIN', HOLD UP HOLD UP
>spreads criminal syndicates to America via mass immigration
HOLD UP
>mixes spaghetti sauce into spaghetti noodles
U B SAYIN
>recognizes the independence of the Vatican city state when it was issued it's independence by a infamous Dictator villified and eventually overthrown by the local populous
UBSAYIN'
>claims that Italians found the new world when really it was a Italian who was hired by the Spanish queen who was masquerading as a Spaniard
HOL' UP HOL' UP
>obsessively tans his already tanned skin
U BE SAYIN'
>holds white supremacist beliefs when his skin is naturally olive in color
HOLD UP
>bakes a square pizza
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
>loses house and most of life savings paying off debts to the Mafia
BRUH BRUH HOL UP
>female family members move to neighboring countries because of extreme sexism within Italy
SO U BE SAYIN'
>hates Spaniards due to extreme envy of their historical significance
WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIIIIIIIET?
>>52738375
that's a lot of butthurt there
>>52738375
>WUZ
There are still romans today and they are italians from the city of Rome.
>>52738375
you are supposed to put the actions inside the asterisks i.e *[action]*, not use greentext
are you high again pajeet?
>>52738375
>>claims that Italians invented the pizza when most historical records and archaeological evidence says ancient pre-Islamic Middle Eastern civilizations were the original creators
A lie btw and
>hates Spaniards
what?
>>52738375
That's a lot of effort just to trigger someone
>>52738592
Italians are triggered by effort
>Novecento
>Not one of the best films ever
>>52738592
Maybe his life is very sad
>>52738375
lost
well done lad
it's near impossible to trigger italians, we can only be triggered by eachoter
i am a terrone :.-D
>>52738375
How can someone be triggered by a cuck country like canada? you don't have any sense to exist,you don't have any identity that isn't maple syrup,your new government is freak show circus
T. Benito Mussolini
>>52736107
This poster succeeded
thread was already over here
>>52736043
>>52736240
>>52736399
>>52736489
>>52736580
>>52736738
>>52736813
>>52736922
>>52737164
>>52738375
>>52738475
>>52738532
>Alessandro is still trying to be italian
>>52739014
TERRONE DEL CAZZO ZITTO ZITTO HO DETTO COSA FAI C O S A F A I OH MOLLA LA MIA BICI VAFFANCULO
Napoli > Milano desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbMNlDmSCoY
>>52739134
t. romanian in Italy who's still pretending that I'm french
These >>52736240 >>52738375 are NOT my posts btw.
>>52738724
Then why didn't you put any effort into that bait?
>plebandre
>>52739256
You are fucking autistic
Real men eat pussy
>>52739418
>I call ''pleb'' everyone who dislikes the shit-tier flick known as ''God Bless America''
Stay triggered.
>>52739501
NotEvenMad.jpg
>>52735938
South Italy is so much better than the north
>North
Has money
Has old towns
>South
Has old towns
Has the best beaches of the world
Has the best people
Respect traditions
Respect family.
Seriously, when will this >south italy meme die? south italy is pretty much the first thing everyone thinks when they hear "italy".
>Muh padania
Fucking racists.
Post yfw Alessandro/Plebandre wants to be italian
>>52739567
both are shit central italy is the best
Tally's blood just ruins ice cream.
>>52739604
he mad cuz he cant into italianity
>>52736123
Delete this
>>52739615
meme regions pls get /out/
>>52739418
nicely wew'd my lad
>Alessandro thinks he's italian
>>52739714
>>52739418
post more
>>52739819
>>52739819
>>52739851
French coffee and coffee culture is better than Italian coffee and coffee culture
>>52739855
>Plebandre is so desperate to be italian he stole a passport
>>52739935
wew lad
>>52739937
>he stole a passport
You have to try harder than that my romanian friend.
3/10
>>52739935
wew
lad
AYYY-A HOLD UP-A
SO YOU ARE-A SAYING WE WAS-A ROMANS AND SHIIIEET?
MAMMA MIA!
>>52739963
>French
>steal things
Sacrebleu !
>>52739952
>>52739978
keked
>Plèbandre
>>52740043
keked
>>52740043
>keked
really?
>>52740101
kek'd hard, nice shop
>>52740101
what did he mean by that??
>>52740076
Nice wew'd my lad
Dumping Italian food
>>52740194
>milanesa-a-la-napolitana
I'm so confused
>>52740076
nicely wew'd my lads
>>52740122
>Plebandre
>go to Italy
>everyone automatically asks if I am German or English because I am white
wew lads
>>52740250
The full name is cotoletta alla milanese a la napolitana.
>>52740337
>because I'm pale and pasty
FTFY
>>52740337
>because I am white
because I am an albino*
FTFY
>>52740398
PASTY
BABBIES
>>52740337
Nice taqiyya Mohammed.
If you want to trigger someone call all canadian posters itt plebandre.
>>52740398
>>52740411
>not being proud of your pure snow white skin
>being a degenerate tanner
>not realising Italian girls love white men
>>52739978
AYOO HOLD UP
*prays muhammad*
YOU BE SAYIN'
*kills passer-by with bad breath*
AYOOOO HOLD UP
*eats kebab*
HOL UP HOL UP
*gets plastic surgery*
BRUH YOU BE SAYIN
*ends up inside kebab meat*
AYOOOO HOL UP
*genocides innocent natives*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets cucked by ex-colony*
HOL UP HOL UP
*loses all overseas territories*
SO U BE SAYIN'
*dies from food poisoning*
SO U BE SAYIN', HOLD UP HOLD UP
*lets pakistani bull fuck his wife*
HOLD UP
*betrays 1400 children*
U B SAYIN
*loses capital to foreign people*
UBSAYIN'
*calls his son mohammad(pbuh)*
HOL' UP HOL' UP
*prays again all according to the quran*
U BE SAYIN'
*elects pig fucker*
WE WUZ EMPIRE N SHIIIIIIIET?
*gets beheaded on the street*
Post >yfw Alessandro DiFrancia responds to your post
>>52740554
hey that was Canada, not us!
>>52735938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA
>>52740603
No , it was a french guy living in canada called Alessandro.
>Italians are actually butthurt enough to save hundred of British pictures on their mamma's computer
wew
>>52740728
Dude there's probably more than one weedman on this board.
>>52740592
>>52740795
here's one
>>52740795
>appeal to butthurt
like clockwork
>>52736399
Mussolini's granddaughter was pretty hot.
>>52740603
>>52740728
I didn't make that post because I would never mock Italy even ironically.
>>52741033
Hey alessandro how come you think italians are the descendants of romans, that's a ridiculous thought
God Bless America is a good movie t'bh
>>52741033
>>52740777
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>52741099
>how come you think italians are the descendants of romans
I don't. I've said it a million times, the ancient roman italians = modern italians' forefathers and the only romans today are the italians from Rome.
I have NEVER said that italians = roman.
>>52741099
It's not ridiculous, no amount of butthurt can make /int/ meme history true :^)
>>52741322
ancient greeks and romans were germanics..............................
>>52741361
did u just activate ur trap card m8?
>>52741361
You're gonna need a bigger bait.
>>52741361
too obvious mate
>>52741322
What did Allessandro rate this movie?
>>52741361
Lombards were Germanic buts pretty much it.
Lombardy is also the best region in Italy btw
>>52741423
>>52741425
>>52741435
sry lads ive been drinking my shit posting is not very good right now
>>52741473
5/5 excellent casting choice
>>52741497
>Lombardy is also the best region in Italy btw
supreme kek rite dere
I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet
how to get Italian gf?
>>52741497
pic related, 100% pure germanic nordic lombard rape baby
>>52741570
the worst part of that show only the guy in the back left is actually italian american
>>52741576
just be yourself
>>52741593
lord, he looks darker than most Lebanese
>>52741607
The whitest kid?
Fun fact: most of them are actually Italian
>But what about the rest of the cast? As far as we can gather, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Sammi Giancola, Pauly D Delvecchio, Vinny Guadagnino, Deena Nicole, and even Angelina Pivarnick are all true-blooded Italians.
http://www.wetpaint.com/is-the-jersey-shore-cast-really-italian-674949/
>>52741593
Salvini is an alpinized dinarid
t.Sizzi https://twitter.com/paolosizzi/status/637747323540475904
>>52741670
>Pivarnick
they're mutts like everyh yank
>>52741473
It's not really good but it's alright for a comedy.
>>52741670
more like puerto rican
i grew up on the east coast lad
>>52741682
>dat small forehead
top cuck
>>52741778
t. Cuckandre
>>52741669
to be fair we are shapeshifters, he might look whiter under different weather conditions
>>52741813
At least I have a nice forehead ;^)
>>52741715
wew
>>52741715
thats a good flick, great fun
>>52741593
>>52741941
?
>>52738375
>AYOO meme
>meme of the year
Pick two
>>52740375
it's like saying you're from boston from new york
and it would still be *alla napoletana*
>>52740554
I couldnt even tell which country this was about until I looked at the backlink. Step up your banter game m8
>>52744708
>I-I don't k-know what you a-are talking a-about m-m8..hehe....
>Italian military tactics
