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itt. we trigger outher countries with some of the customs from our country
>Brazilians eat avocado with sugar and nothing more
>Russians eat cucumbers instead of avocado
>>52724709
Looks nice :3
I tried it once at a juice stall here but avocado with ice cream
>>52724709
My Danish friend was absolutely disgusted and revolted with the idea of eating avocado with sugar.
She said it's eaten with salt and lemon, I mean who the fuck does that?
triggered
>>52726319
did you give her a nasty std for it?
>>52726337
This triggers the Yuropoor
Here you go
Leftovers from Christmas dinner
>>52726319
my friend eats it with pepper (and salt?)
can't remember
>>52726429
I've just puked a little
i have never seen a mountain in my life
>>52726429
W-what?
Triggered senpai
I'm making some of these for my New Years party.
>>52724709
>>52726319
What does avocado taste like in the first place? It's not commonly eaten here
This is taken from a very popular American "working class man" cooking channel.
It is labeled a party salad.
>>52726581
From the same channel. Please note the application of a pickled anal prolapse in this "stew".
>>52726429
I can't picture how banana tastes with ketchup.
>>52724709
I've had it and it's bretty gud. Most people here are offput by it when they hear about it though it's kind of similar to banana milkshake.
>>52726581
is that yellow thing supposed to be corn?
It looks weird as fuck
>>52726752
>>52726581
What the fuck are these.
I'm scared.
>>52727086
It's creamed corn.
designated shitpaper bins
>>52727172
Second one didn't look too bad. Puked in my mouth a little at the first one.
>>52726526
This has to be the single most American thing I've seen on this board.
>>52727215
Oh God, That's horrible!
>>52727215
>measuring in heaping spoonfuls and caps
Ha ha ! crazy americans xD
>>52727215
>>52726752
>>52726581
Hans, do you know what Youtube channel this is from?
And a last one, for Mexicans.
>>52726551
Bro you are missing the fuck out. If you ever visit the U.S. go to a Chipotle restaurant and order your burrito with Guacamole.
It is heavenly.
>>52727590
no goya !?
>>52727580
Yeah. He's causing quite a stir in /ck/.
>>52727590
>pour out contents of 5 plastic bags of food
>mix it all up
>burn it
>"look at me, I'm cooking"
'no'
>>52727697
metal
>Estonians eat avocado plain with spoon from the shell.
D..oesn't everyone do this?
>>52727590
>>52727215
>>52726752
>>52726581
>>52727697
>He's causing quite a stir in /ck/.
No fucking shit, I browse /ck/ occasionally and Jack Scalfani is an absolute memehead
>>52724709
i'd try this
>>52727735
>food
You mean industrial-grade carbohydrates with ester coating?
>>52727826
Very true. These webms are beautiful.
>>52726429
>ketchup on bananas + milk
pls go
>>52726678
isnt shit like this made for prisons ?
This is a culinary achievement in the USA.
>>52726526
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY
>>52727804
Was thinking the same.
Then again, mushing it up and adding sugar somehow seems kinda disgusting.
>>52724709
DELETE THIS
>>52727883
I fail to see the issue with this one, besides the fact he left them on for just a bit too long.
>>52727948
Holy shit.
>>52727883
There's no way he actually uploaded that.
>>52728084
>medium cooked minced meat
wew lad
>>52727948
USA USA
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>>52724709
i dislike this shit but desu senpaiília it makes more sense to eat it with sugar, since it is a fruit and its taste is naturally sweet, innt?
>>52726526
Delete this
>>52726526
Is that American cheese too? Jesus christ.
delet this, Jamal.
>>52726481
Triggered desu, everywhere I look it's only mountains and mountais.
>>52728207
You got it hermano.
>>52726429
This is wrong in so many levels
>>52727215
>mayonnaise and vinegar on beans
Jesus, why
>>52724709
>>52726429
>>52726526
>>52727215
>>52727590
triggered. fucking pigs
The stores keep several types of candy in lil shelves, and then you pick a tiny spade and then you put the candy you want inside a bag and then you take it home.
>>52730317
I thought everyone had this.
>>52730317
I think everyone has this.
>>52730317
Anon everybody has this
>>52728084
He's cutting up his patties and showing off the rareness as if they were fillets of high quality beef or something. Ground beef is supposed to be cooked-through (if you don't grind it yourself). Hamburgers are not supposed to be rare.
>>52730317
...Did you just now get this?
For being rich with oil money you sure are behind the times...
>>52726551
the flavor it's close to pistachio, but with a creamy texture
>>52726828
I prefer the milkshake instead.
Americans are free
>>52726581
>>52726752
>posting king cu/ck/
Please leave this meme on /ck/ where it belongs
>>52726526
the artificially coloured cheese alone would be triggering enough desu
>>52726526
How dare you call _that_ cheese ?
The single greatest culinary concoction ever to grace the planet
>>52726678
>washing your hands in a toilet
More like Shitaly
>>52726414
Why is that apple butter in a box instead of a jar?
>>52730723
>>52730579
>>52730438
>>52730376
I thought we were special ;-;
>>52732277
There's no slight chance a thing _that_ blue gets in my mouth.
![smoky-pork-tinga-tacos-with-avocado-and-queso-fresca[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lcN3c1c.jpg "smoky-pork-tinga-tacos-with-avocado-and-queso-fresca[1]")
>>52726319
>I mean who the fuck does that?
Literally every country but yours. Avocados are a savory, fatty fruit that are best served with salty fatty meat and a bread product. The lemon prevents the flesh from oxidizing and turning brown.
>>52733042
>The lemon prevents the flesh from oxidizing and turning brown.
It also adds acidity to cut through the fat from the avocado.
Avocado with sugar sounds kinda gross desu
squirrel brains with gravy. even wrote a song about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkFG4UahYV8
>>52730317
we have this tbf lad
>>52733183
No we don't
>>52733204
who the hell are you
>>52733204
Shit, proxy isn't working.
Ignore this lads.
>>52733258
what is this funny bizness
>>52724709
You're not a man if you're uncircumcised desu
>>52726551
This anon >>52731043 is pretty spot on. I will add it has a slightly buttery taste. You can substitute it for mayo in sandwiches. Also tastes delicious in a shrimp taco.
for any Mediterranean dwellers here, US Southerners developed a method for curing ham in a warm humid climate: just fuck it up with salt and age it until it's nearly petrified. I've had hams so salty that I could use them with a cheese grater to add ham flakes to my soup.
>>52724709
What is wrong about that? I have never had avocado in my life.
>>52727590
The one thing that triggers me there are the claws.
>>52727883
That's how you get food poisoning.
>>52733470
that looks like absolute shit no offence.
>>52733470
this looks like the retarded adopted brother of prosciutto
>>52733555
m8 you're talking to the same people who will eat roadkill and pour ketchup on their spaghetti. no shit southern food is shit.
>>52726765
fried bananas with ketchup is good
>>52733678
this looks good as fuck
>>52733172
Fucking appalachians
>>52733739
trapping is a time-honored tradition where I come from
>>52733918
these are getting progressively worse and worse
>>52733997
I came
>>52733739
What is that black thing and who the fuck eats tomatoes like that.
>>52734173
Black thing is blood sausage, and those little tomatos are popular here in the west I guess.
>>52734173
why is American food so much better than the rest
>>52733555
not all of them are bad. Virginia hams typically come from peanut-fed hogs so the meat's flavorful, soft, and oily.
>>52733660
the South and Southwest are the only parts of this country with a homegrown food culture. Everywhere else just slavishly imitates the stuff immigrants have brought in.
>>52734173
looks like a blood sausage
>>52728084
Grounded meat should be fully cooked. Unless you grounded it yourself, the meat usually comes from many different cows increasing the chances of contamination.
Also, it's cringy >>52730640
>>52734254
All the different cultures/immigrants here brought food with them and "we" just gave it their own twist
American ingenuity at it's finest!
>>52726338
ooww no your lazy fat
>>52734246
I think he meant, "who the fuck grills cherry tomatoes? Just eat the juicy little buggers".
>>52734267
This. Poortherners have no culture.
>>52734246
We have tomatoes like that here as well, but nobody fries them.
Also, that looks nothing like the blood sausages we have here.
>>52733172
Those are far too large to be squirrel brains.
>>52734331
Ahhh, I was going to say, do they REALLY not have cherry tomatos in the Balkans?
>>52726319
>She said it's eaten with salt and lemon, I mean who the fuck does that?
I usually mix it with some ham, pepper, salt and mayo. Am I doing it wrong?
>>52733470
Virginia ham is fucking delicious, and one of the few protected foods that cannot be labeled unless they were produced specifically in Virginia
Get out of here pleb
>>52733678
They should have used this kind of egg roll wrapper. It's thinner and has a better crisp.
All of these recipe WebMs are revolting.
>>52734662
ur revolting...
What I'm just about to eat
>>52734731
>pepperoni
nigger tier "food"
>>52734810
This ones for you, Sven.
>>52734841
There is literally nothing wrong with that picture.
>>52734841
if it's on bread why do you need a knife and fork ?
>>52734878
>There is literally nothing wrong with that picture.
And why would there be?
>>52734906
Scandinavians are weird like that, Swedes eat their pizza with a fork and knife as well, lel.
>>52734950
>Swedes eat their pizza with a fork and knife as well
Not all of us and the only reason I ever would is because our "pizzas" literally are [very] soggy pieces of cardboard. I've never had a pizza in Sweden that wasn't soggy to one degree or another.
In my state (only here), we have a mollusc called sururu which is really delicious to eat, however it only grows in polluted waters. It's sale is prohibited since its dangerous to health but you still can find it everywhere since there isn't a single soul who doesn't love it.
In my country some people cut their spaghetti with a knife and fork instead of just rolling it onto their fork.
>>52735047
>I've never had a pizza in Sweden that wasn't soggy to one degree or another.
Hmm, your pizza guys need to use better cheese if its getting that soggy, or better dough
>>52734950
We use them too or a napkin.
>wanting grease flowing through your hand
gross
>>52724709
My mother also does this actually
>>52733470
absolutelly barbaric
>>52735170
Is this what niggers do in Russia?
WE FAKING LOVE JARS
>>52730317
Everyone has these
Also for different kinds of nuts and Fred fruit so you can make your own mix
My nearby market has bins of spices and herbs as well
>>52735219
No, they are too stipid for this, like Swedes=)
>>52733470
Couldn't these savages invent a cellar?
>>52734267
Ignore them
I had a Virginia ham this Christmas and they are always delicious
JUST COMBINE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN FRIDGE AND MARINADE IT
>>52735052
>however it only grows in polluted waters
>It's sale is prohibited since its dangerous to health
Nope
DO YOU HAVE APPPLES? WELL YOU CAN MARINADE THEM TOO!
you pull the meat out with a lil fork like you would with a crab leg
>>52727590
pls trump, save them
>>52735084
W-What is this?
>>52735377
n-no herring?
Opossum is delicious and if there weren't a stigma against it it would be a very popular choice of meat. Without any seasoning it tastes like a really light and sweet pork if you feed it corn and milk for a week before slaughter.
>>52735410
Does food spoil easier in Russia or something? I thought the cold acted as a natural fridge.
>>52735410
That isn't marinading, that's pickling, silly.
>>52735599
>a single bite of meat
gosh i'm so full!!!
This thread has generally made my opinion of Americans decrease significantly. Their cuisine is fucking disgusting.
Do Russians keep fairies to restore hearts in their jars too?
>>52735724
Calm down, James
>>52735642
That is what centuries of starvation like conditions does to a country.
>>52735724
>he finally understands how much of a delicacy McDonald's is
>>52734950
Forks and knives are served with pizza in case someone don't wannta get their hands dirty.
>>52735303
Too damp, there was no way to keep a cellar dry in the South before air conditioning. They hung them in tobacco barns and smokehouses instead.
>>52735778
I heard if you kill a Jew you'll always find bread in their pockets. Do Russians have jars of bread in their pockets?
>>52735492
Marinated pancakes.
>>52730317
we have this.
>>52735878
>Do Russians have jars of bread in their pockets?
It is very possible. You can't trust them.
>>52733746
ayy fuck you buddy.
>>52733042
CHICANO
But yeah I don't eat avocado on it's own. Add it on tacos, and all sorts of sandwiches.
>>52735878
>Do Russians have jars of bread in their pockets?
.... well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-_xTDJgVI
>>52735978
Piedmont master race
Appalachians are nothing but inbred jesus freaks
>>52735878
>>52735960
It's called kvas.
>>52735724
>this coming from a brit
>>52736036
>>52736047
What the fuck, russia
>>52736063
What am I looking at?
>>52730317
in finland we have gas stations where you can get gas to your cars, mopeds, motorbikes, trucks etc.
Also sometimes there are shops/delis attached to gas station, where you can get some coffee, pastries, sandwiches or just things to day to day existence.
They usually look like this
>>52736124
It's kombucha on >>52736036
>>52736124
It's not bread here >>52736036
It's chainij grib
I'm not sure how is it calles in english
>>52730317
>As a kid they had a coin thing for samples
>25c for a sample
>Put 25c in
>Grab like 5
>>52736102
Coming from a Mexican who wallows in his family's shit from burritos
In defense of 21st century English cuisine, we have close culinary ties with France and Italy, a lot of their food is cooked here. Our own cuisine is pretty good desu. If you have never had a shepherd's pie or a fish and chips then you can't criticise pal.
>>52736094
>pissjar on the left
>cumjar on the right
>>52730317
Everyone has these. I remember once some guy put poison in them bins at nearby store. Fortunately he was caught though.
>>52730317
Nothing beats a cheeky pick 'n mix at Woolys.
>>52736074
>This is what suburban Charlotte niggas actually believe
>>52735642
It's not traditional. We did pickling only for some vegetables. Every village house has a cellar.
STEPS TO BECOME RUSSIAN:
1)PUT IT IN THE JAR
>>52734532
You're doing it right, Brazilians are just subhuman
>>52736301
Nice. usually people here only poison Tylenol.
>>52736258
Ok. Take pepsi style.
>>52736215
>>52736248
Stupid, you ruinned the fun.
>>52736322
>Charlotte
I'm in Atlanta you fucking hillbilly
>>52736369
Jar thread?
>>52736256
>Burritos make you shit uncontrollably
You've never had a real burrito, right?
>>52726414
I literally don't see a problem with mammi.
It's not something I would go out of my way to get some over here, but if I was offered some I definitely wouldn't refuse it. It just seems a bit bland.
Do people make it at home, or do they buy it from stores?
POST MATRYOSHKA JARS WITHIN JARS WITHIN JARS
>>52733470
that hand really looks like a cock in the thumbnail
>>52727590
Besides the milk, it just seems like a normal Tex-Mex dish, and it's just the fact the presentation is fucking auful
>>52736369
Soviet tier shit. You only need paper to wrap your salo.
>>52724709
We are the best
>>52736515
no
>>52736572
is that real?
>>52736520
I've never had home made mämmi, but I guess older people do that themselves. I''ve always just bought mine.
Tastes like Guinness
Buchada de bode:
it's like a feijoada but made with goat guts/internal organs.
from where I'm from it's treated more like a meme rather than actual food tho
>>52736678
Please don't insult us like that
>>52734841
>>52734878
looks amazing, what fish is that usually?
>>52736737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ
>>52731335
Right you are, I actually thought it was mustard from the coloration.
>>52733678
Doesn't look that bad, but there was too much salt, and there was no need for any of the cheese or """"""""""cheese"""""""""
You're missing out if you haven't had this with lefse.
>>52733825
if it's for subsistence i don't really care, but americans probably do these things for fun
but spaniards have their bullfighting so not really an issue were europe does any better than the us
No more russian jars?
>>52736484
This one is normal and actually good.
>>52736538
<- Maybe you'll like it.
>>52726581
>getting cu/ck/ed on /int/
>>52734434
It's blkood sasuage from the UK. We call it Black Pudding, and it's usually served as part of a full English/Scottish/Irish.
Apparently what makes it different from some other blood sausage found in mainland Europe is it includes large chunks of pork fat and it also has oatmeal or barley.
Personally, I'm not a big fan of it, but some people here won't have their traditional breakfast without it
>>52726429
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>52737039
Is everything on his channel this bad?
I might have to go through and watch his vids
>>52736855
triggered by my own cunt
>>52727621
>shitpotle
Fuck off
>Americans won't eat this
God tier food.
>>52737238
for what purpose
>>52737255
because that is a crime against humanity
>>52737276
Eat?
>>52737238
is salt illegal in russia?
do you not smoke food?
>>52737255
>implying I won't eat anything that's in front of my face
Idk how I'm not fat desu
>>52733918
fuark
>>52736172
underrated post
>>52736989
i'm gonna go sleep. may be someone other will post some jarks.
>>52737276
becouse it is gods food. it's very delicious
>Not pickling in a cask.
>>52736172
Well done Finland!
>>52737276
You need food when it's not the season for vegetables. Ever heard of pre 365 days a year farming times?
>>52737477
*drools*
>>52737343
>is salt illegal in russia?
You see salted stuff, m8, what do you even mean?
>do you not smoke food?
Smoke tomatoes and cucumbers? Don't pretend everyone in Europe don't do this.
>>52726429
>Americans don't usually do this
>>52737510
>Ever heard of pre 365 days a year farming times?
Yes, but that hasn't been an issue for Americans for maybe a century now, just interesting to see is all.
>>52736960
My wife loves this stuff. I promised her that i at least give it a good try this year when she serves it tomorrow. She makes it with bacon bits and potatoes
>>52727590
>>52727590
That looks tasty as fuck though
>>52737660
>>52737765
I mean jar/pickled food still exists, but we don't stockpile it like that lmao.
>>52726429
This has been posted so many times here.
HOW ARE THERE SO MANY NEWFRIENDS ITT???
>>52727590
That isn't really Mexican familia.
This, on the other hand, probably triggers a lot of my countrymen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCKfJpy0kJU
>>52737828
Redditers are coming to 4chan more than ever, especially since its winterbreak
>>52737816
that's because you buy it in a supermarket year round, i assume people from the pictures grew the vegetables themselves so they had to do a whole winters supply at once
>>52737816
Neither do we. Only grannies on the countryside do that.
>>52737828
Is Estonia really as great as the memes have me believe?
>>52736914
>kocsonya with mustard
why
>>52737238
Good lord that looks good, though it looks like it could use more variety.
>>52737272
Sunflower seeds are better
>>52737816
>have lot of vegetables
>can't eat them all at once but don't want to sell them
>pickle them instead
>>52737946
Made me disappointed, I was hoping there would be Russian stockpiles of pickled food dotted all over the country.
>>52736094
Russia pls don't eat that pls
>>52737578
you should try it, it's called "cevapi", it's really delicious
>>52737844
I never got this. A taco it's probably the simplest thing, literally you can make a taco about everything you think, the tortilla must be rolled over itself.
Quark-based cream in chocolate. I guess this is what "is dead to a German" as we say about things strange to foreigners.
>>52737477
looks like a vagina squeezing out a bunch of turds
>>52738203
looks good desu
>>52737995
>Eat a drink.
>>52738245
Nords aren't cuisine pussies like Anglos so you might like it.
>>52738226
yeah it tastes like pussy also
Does this trigger /int/?
>>52738491
The bread in a jar was more disturbing, for some reason. It reminded me of jizzus which was absent this year.
A visiting American friend was freaked out that we eat chicken hearts. Do Euros eat them, or is this just a South American thing?
>>52738698
Chicken hearts and what not seems to be quite popular in Asia, but in the states and in a lot of places in western Europe I doubt it's as popular as it is for you guys and say Japs.
>>52734267
>>52734397
Are you both retarded? Have you seriously never heard of New England seafood dishes or Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine, which is objectively the most unique in the country?
>>52738698
We don't eat thrm on their own, but they can get put in soups along with the rest of the chicken, like feet and liver.
>>52738698
>South American thing
Never heard of them here at least. I had trouble trying to find one for my science class a few years ago
>>52738698
we eat these, also we eat chicken liver
>>52738698
Hearts aren't a thing here. More popular offal (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Offal) here is liver and kidney. Steak and Kidney pie is one of my personal favourites.
Americans seem to turn their noses up at offal.
>>52738698
It's so good, but so wrong.
>>52738644
It was kvas. Chill, amigo.
>>52738771
this, my mother puts them in the soup sometimes.
Brown Bread
yum yum
>>52738817
Really? I've had it in Argentina and Paraguay, so I assumed it was a region-wide thing.
Spicy :DD
My Shit Tastes Like Cum
Is it true that Australians eat qt kangaroos during hunting seasons?
why not?
>>52739351
>Not soaked apples.
It's like you hate your heritage, Mihail, my son.
>>52739466
No, they import it to our Far East. At least they used to before sanctions. Kangaroo meat is good but Aussies don't value it.
>>52737844
Putting a tortilla presser on the stove, oh shit what are you doing?
>>52739466
kangaroo meat tastes like sheep meat
>>52739588
government pushing us to eat camel and kangaroo never got far because of how important beef and lamb is to our meme traditional food
>>52738698
We put them in soup.
>>52739466
Don't know why it needs to be hunting season.
Pretty sure we can eat it year round.
It's a healthy meat (very lean).
In my area (Vicenza's province) we eat cats. It must be said that it is quite illegal but we still do it.
>>52740392
How very Chinese of you.
>>52740392
t. Jackie Chan
>>52740392
Why is it illegal? Shit heads are everywhere in some areas of the world.
>>52740392
Why not dogs tho
>>52736322
Based, shot clays there yesterday
>>52740740
Because cats are considered as pets and some stupid associations are against killing them for food purpose.
>>52741222
>stupid associations are against killing them for food purpose.
>>52741059
Our grandparents used to eat cats during WWII cause of lacking of food. I don't really know why they preferred cats over dogs tbqh.
>>52724709
>Brazilians eat avocado with sugar and nothing more
Is this an Iberian thing? We were cucked by Spain for a few years and we also have this.
It's pretty good.
>>52741433
Pretty much all Eastern and SE Asians do this. A lot of Asian run shops here have an avocado smoothie option.
I'm convinced it's just a Mexican thing to not have as a sweet. which has infected America because of guacamole's popularity.
>>52741661
>Asian run shops
I meant drink shops.
>>52741403
Because dogs are GOAT, while cats are shit.
>>52741403
>liking cats over dogs
It would be subhuman tbqh
>>52737828
Lol my thoughts precisely
>>52737158
If you think Chipotle is bad you are literally an edge lord faggot trying so hard to abe a special snowflake.
Chipotle is delicious and you just want to make yourself seems more interesting by being the only person who doesn't like it.
>>52726235
I hope you get bombed by jews, faggot
>>52736172
I dont get it
>>52726551
Butter.
>>52737816
pickled stuff has vastly different tastes to fresh stuff. Which is one of the reasons people pickle as much as they do.
Then there's communist memories.
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