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ITT: We pretend to be Italian
I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
Don't work and expect people to pay for everything. Basically the niggers of Europe
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET
I really hope no one realises I've been substituting deodorant with $2 perfume for the past month
>>52706293
*exaggerated hand movements*
mamma mia, luigi you burned the calzone
And bada bing bada boom, the calzone is done
TONY? IT'S ME, DINO, YOUR UNCLE! AYYYYYY
GABAGOOL
>>52706293
I don't need to
I am
>>52706293
AYYY! OP! COME STAI!? *aggressively hugs everyone in the thread*
I'm from Northern Italy so I'm pretty much Germanic.
>>52706353
t. Albertito Barbito
ITS ONLY SMELLZ COME TASTE MY GARLIC BREAD UH LOOK SHE NASTY OH I LUV A NASTY *SPITS* WAUW SO AMAZING TAKE IT ALL NASTY *SLAPS* MAMA MIA
>>52706397
MUH HERITAGE
CARMELA CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>52706293
Ayy it's just business pal
leave the gun, take the canoli
>>52706513
Why did that Puerto Rican girl break up with AJ soprano?
> your age
> do you live with your parents
29
yes
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
>>52706583
The only thing better than being in a SHIT COUNTRY is being RAPED BY THE MAFIA.
>>52706583
>Sicilian
>better than anything
Calabrian masters of the universe forever
Rocky Marciano would have made mince meat out of Ali, fuggetaboutit
BONGIORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*after 17 plates of pasta*
eat more pasta you are too skinny
*gets honked at after cutting a driver off*
*does hand gesture*
>>52706558
Because AJ was a lame faggot and she was getting fucked by a big Puerto Rican dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHubo-kaJfA
>>52706439
underbuttered toast
THAT IS ONE SSSSPICY MEAT-A-BALL
>>52706679
You mean that fat guy in the car? that was her brother.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
>>52706756
>GAY
ROOOOOOFFFLL
>>52706754
Get the fuck out of here, tommy!
L'Italia è un paese che fa schifo, il nostro popolo è un popolo corrotto e disorganizzato che non sa fare niente. Perché se noi fossimo come i tedeschi, l'italia sarebbe una fonte d'orgoglio a tutto il mondo. Povera Italia!
Well make more fuckin' money, if you don't make money, then you're a fuckin' douchebag
Heheheh nuthin personnel, just business
Bibbity boppy? Boppity boopy.
Oh...tomorrow, maybe
I'm 27, live with my mother, and don't have a job. I'm Italian by proxy
>fuck
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the mouth on this one
>>52707212
my grandma is from Italy and my uncle is like 50 and still lives with her
IT'S TERMINAL SEVEN, LUIGI!
>>52706293
>ITT: We pretend to be Italian
i dont have to desu
Salvatore figlio mio, dove lascierai la spazzatura?
In questo comodo e vicino cassonetto? Oppure per strada come un animale?
...
NAPOLI E' MAGNIFICA, VOI DEL NORD SIETE GELOSI DI NAPOLI, MUH SOLE, MUH MARE, MUH PIZZA, GARIBALDINI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Povera Italia
Fa vanculo
When I think of Italy, always the things about south Italy come to my mind.
Mussolini did nothing wrong
squezi mi italliano i make eda spetzialle pizzera mamma mia
horrible
>>52707443
Mussolini was the only person in Italian history to remove Godfather from the premises, he deserves some respect for that.
>>52707498
Every smart italian recognizes Mussolini's ability as a leader and his great charisma.
Then again, no smart Italian is a fascist
Gabagoo?! Ova heah!
*gives everyone itt awkward back massage*
Panini a tutti figli di calcio bene. Mamma paizano bologna.
>>52707310
Napoli a shit.
Northern Italy a best.
Buffon > Yashin
That stupid chooch never even won a world cup
>>52707264
Fucking a.
>>52707909
Kek, this is so fucking true
JUVENTUS JUVENTUS JUVENTUS JUVENTUS
>>52707310
You almost make me miss Campania, in a weird sort of way.
Almost.
OH, EH, WE WUZ CENTAURS N' SHIET, MAMA
I'm an ethnic Italian/pasta nigger.
>>52706662
you have to eat all the pasta
Fettuccine Best
>>52708292
>Alessandro ha una vita così soddisfacente che passa tutto il giorno a shitpostare
>>52706401
>Gonna insult Italians!
Rich coming from a bleached nigger.
Go back to the potato farm before I call your owner, crucca, ted*sco di merda figlio della cr*cca.
MMMMM NOW THATSA TANGY MEATSAUCE
Also, Italians, fix your shit, your farm animals are running away and now /int/ is infested with germans.
>>52709456
>a monkey complaining about farm animals
this is rich
>>52709484
human/german hybrid detected.
*throws potato*
Now let's go full tumblr: should I stop using human pronouns to avoid hurting your nigger feelings, germ mule?
>inb4 OOGA BOOGA ICH RAID YOU
>>52706401
northern Italians have built their national identity upon the hate for germany t.b.h
Ay
>>52709522
vai tomar no cu tranquilo lek
chill, have a banana
>>52706293
bippity boopity where is-a the lasagna
>>52709406
Tutti noi.
Benvenuto alla neetlandia.
>>52709546
*throws another potato at the human/crucco mule*
>>52709456
Never thought i would see a brazilian that seriously believes hes worth more than the bananas he picks for a living.
>>52706293
Justa puta somea minia pizzasa ina da ovena~
>>52709584
Only talk when ordered to.
*wears tight white jeans and the deepest v-neck he can find*
*spikes up hair*
impiccheranno geordie con una corda d'oro
e un privilegio raro
>>52709629
delet this
Just go to any restaurant and tell them their coffee is shit.
>>52709600
A brazilians life in a nutshell, you got that right atleast.
>>52709629
*grabs phone*
>Mammmmaaaa! Già è pronto il mio pranzo??
>thread dedicated to make fun of italians
>the most butthurt are brbrbr and germans
It's just banter
Proof dogs and pigs are more trainable than germans: it didn't understand the order.
>>52709600
>>52709709
>>52709749
>hurr durr voglio difendere neri sbiancati
>>>zootube
*sees german at club*
*gets into fight*
Bongiorno dui bucca di beppo
>>52709799
I'd be pissed too if they let dogs in a club.
>>52709749
Cagati in mano e prenditi a schiaffi
goddamned eggplants moving into my neighborhood and bring all of their crime
all of my mother's ingredients are fresh from the garden
>>52709840
I didn't know monkeys and dogs were natural enemies
>tfw somali diaspora
>tfw parents lived in Italian Somaliland
>tfw can eat amazing home-cooked pasta and lasagna with an african touch
Thank you based Italy.
>>52710011
Well, you should try putting both in the same cage, like when you were born. Then check the result, it is you.
>>52710031
>lasagna with an african touch
Cow shit?
>>52706583
Literally the ONLY way to trigger an italian
>>52710054
I said African not Indian.
[spoiler]The secret is lamb in addition to the ground beef and bananas[/spoiler]
>>52706293
Mama mia Lorenzo ate my spaghetti and I will eat his pizza.
Mama mia, io sono bianco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHdyyk5kYe4
>>52710031
>>52710079
post a pic of those lasagnas please
>>52710163
Can't find anything on google that's not the basic ground beef one. I don't have a picture on me. Can't have my mother make it because she went to the motherland for a funeral.
e se vi cagassi in bocca?
*pops collar of polo shirt*
*slicks back greasy hair*
*yells at people on the street*
*takes a 4 hour lunch break*
enjoy sunshine,brother
>>52710248
he is a coprefiliac retard, don't mind him
>>52710410
bullshit, there's more than one of them
Kek is this how people thing we are?
>All these countries that replied education
>>52710423
no, he is a neet, he has a lot of time
>>52710678
If you say so.
gud meems guys
>>52706293
why do people always confuse americans with "italian" descent with italians?
mama mia that's a spicy meatball
>>52710834
Cause they are italian.
>inb4 delet this
Hey paizano let's go save the princess from bowser.
>>52710801
he is a tripfag too
(comfy guy/greggione nazionale) he spent a lot of time blogposting
http://desustorage.org/int/search/username/Greggione%20nazionale/
prior tripcode is banned for unknown (for us) reason
>>52710952
idc to be honest.
From my experience most posters from Italy have been exceptionally chill.
Don't be upsetti, here's mom's spaghetti
>>52709629
everyone shut the fuck up
this guy got it 10/10 would lentoviolento the shit out of
>>52706583
>the only thing better than being Italian is being an ex-greek failed colony
>>52706293
>Canadians trying to Banter
Why can't they keep up? Apologies to my Italian brothers you deserve a higher class of shitposter than this
>>52709629
fucking kek
Lot of tranny prostitutes in Rome.
You'd expect that in Brazil or Thailand but ROME?
That's where Jesus lives.
>>52711187
>doktor pavel,im SS
>>52709629
>*wears tight white jeans and the deepest v-neck he can find*
>*spikes up hair*
That's Jersey Shore....
>>52709629
Someone translate.
>>52711278
geordie hang with a gold cord
and a rare privilege
>>52711221
They are all from asia or south america,lmao.(thai or brazil)
>>52711265
that's gabry ponte, you 12 y.o. fag
>>52706293
GIOVANNI PAOLO SECONDO RAPPINDI PICCOLO BAMBINI
>>52711278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tmGuHDoGXg
it'a famous dance song from the late 90's when people used to go dancing dressed like that.
>>52706583
you mean Sardinian
>>52709629
Gabry Ponte was a mistake
>>52711398
>Sardinian
>Literally the lowest fertility rate on earth
>Get in thread
>The same butthurt nations always being butthurt about us
I guess success brings jealousy
>>52711398
>Sardinian
>Italian
choose one
>>52711479
>butthurt
Eeyyyyy! I eata that pizza witha nothing buta sauce on it!
Eyyy! Mama mia!
>>52711557
marinara is good t'bh
>cutting 10 cm of my legs
>now, at the same height as italians
>>52711382
italodance was the shit back then. really miss those rocking days. what are those guys doing now? gigi d agostino, floorfilla, prezioso, paps n skar, soundlovers
Rip italodance 1995-2005
>>52711631
nice MSpaint skillz m9
>>52709629
holy fuck great post min ven
When I grow up I'm going to live in my mother's house and not have a girlfriend.
>>52711590
>splits country in two
>delets all relevant history
>becomes a master at being irrelevant
>obtain a muslim neighborhood where fundamentalists train and depart to bomb europe
>now, at the same "height" as belgium
>Be il NEETio
>My younger sister comes driving home with her fiat 500
>Parents love her because she is in a high fashion school in Milano
>Her boyfriend Matteo, the fucking Chad with piercings, full beard and a trendy tattoo, comes with her too. Even though he did a bullshit degree his parents are proud of him
>Be forced to have a long Christmas dinner with them
>Go to my room
>Open /int/
>Boast about Italia in all threads
>Say every region besides yours is shit
>Try not to burst into tears after finishing the bottle of wine
>>52711628
GIGI
I
G
I
>>52711671
>implying splitting our country in two would be bad
>>52711713
vertically
Buongiorno, sono italiano
>>52711631
The one on the left being rich and successful and the guy on the right being a wagecuck with a middle-income suit and a cheap haircut (except actually a model; so, worse, a guy enviously pretending to be that).
>>52711735
Buongiorno, si accomodi.
>>52711713
Who would Rome even go to?
>>52711702
>projecting
>>52711765
Did I hit a nerve :^)
>>52711762
vatican
>>52711808
absolutely haram
EY 'OO ATE AWL THE GABAGOOL?
HEY PAWLIE, GO DOWN TA TINY TIM'S AND TELL EM TO MAKE SOME MOA
mamma mia
freddo get-a the macaroni
>>52711762
Sardinia
>>52711864
t.alessandro
I have a question.
Why do Italians "OH" so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRkE_Gv6ALM
>>52711942
>"HOWW"
0/10 not italian at all
no wonder this tv series is not known in italy
>>52711942
it's like "oi" for you perfidious brits but the sopranos over exaggerate its usage in typical yank fashion
>>52711999
>this tv series is not known in italy
OHHHHHHH
>>52711454
...and the longest lived people
>>52711748
>the guy on the right being a wagecuck with a middle-income suit and a cheap haircut (except actually a model; so, worse, a guy enviously pretending to be that).
nope
>>52711942
>asking Italians from Italy about the speaking mannerisms of Italians from the US
Pretend?! I make a better marinara than your Italian grandma desu
>>52712213
delet this
tutti frutti pasta pizza
Italians are bacalas
Buy this product please
>>52712452
t. Adalberto Barbosao
>>52707310
k.u.k.
It's getting cold, isn't it?
Eat you out? ewwwwww
>>52706293
It only smellz
>>52711382
>it'a famous dance song from the late 90's
TRIGGERED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSTgVfsGi5I
>>52712111
Isn't that Nihon?
>>52713027
I don't think he was referring to the De Andrà version my assburger friend.
>>52706963
10/10 per l'esecuzione.
GABAGOOL? OVER 'ERE
>>52711187
>colony
And we learned how to fail from you anyway
>>52706963
are you Italian? that was 100% accurate
>>52706963
E i marò?
these threads make me kinda sad 2bh
>>52714056
Why?
>>52710801
These pics always have me in stitches
>>52714143
I don't understand what's so funny about it
>>52709629
that song was a torment during middle school, well he rubò 6 cervi after all, nel parco del king.
>>52714264
>>52714161
Thanks
AY TONAY
WHATRE DOIN' PAL UH'VE BEEN TRAWYING CAWLL YA FAWR AN HAWR PICK UP YAWR FONE PAL
WHAWTYA MEAN YA DAWN AT THE HAWRBOR? DA UNIAWNS ON STRIKE REMEMBER?
MEET ME DAWN A BAWSTON PAL
AYO HOLD UP A SEC PAL
HAAAAYY WAITER CAN WE GET SUM GABAGOOOOOOL OVAWR HERE??
>this thread
>>52706293
mama-mia, papa-pia
baby got the diaarrheeeeeeaaa
>>52714695
i'm not sure if you understand what mamma mia means
>>52714814
requisat in pace :DD
>>52712126
a couple of those oh's are from italian natives.
>>52706583
you mena apulian
>>52714056
because they're so good?
>>52706963
translation please.
>>52715057
self-hating babble, very italian
leave the gun take the cannoli
>this whole thread
>>52715160
wait you hate yourselves yoo?
>>52715284
yes, yes we do.
>>52715370
but... everyone likes you...
my last gf got stolen by an italian and i still like you...
MAMAAAAAAAA, dove e' la mia pizza???
>>52715393
wow how rude of him.
>>52715506
meh well things werent working out anyway
i still have alcoholism and no job. he cant take that away from me. and in any case the italians ive met were quite cool. anyway why the hate?
WE WUZ ROMANS!!!!
>>52715579
>WE WUZ PRISONERS AND SHIEEEET
>>52715556
I dunno. complaining is the national pastime, plus Italy has a ton of regional and local identities still alive and kicking so there's many feuds between cities or provinces or regions or macro areas and such.
>>52715843
but were all in the EU now. what does it matter?
>>52715910
>but were all in the EU now.
I present you Salvini, Nothern League.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlOO-EkdTCM
>>52716034
should i know him? what does he matter?
>>52716094
t. Gennarovich Esposevsky
>>52706754
go home and get your shining box
>>52716124
meh everyone has those. i dont see any news here.
>>52716198
if we had elections tomorrow, it would be Renzi vs. Salvini
Bins? haven't heard of them, If I have rubbish I just throw it on the street
>>52716298
its always like that and it never happens. chill
>>52716457
you're not familiar with Italian politics, m8
Salvini is really poised to win, now that Berlusconi is basically dead
MAMMA MIA SPAGHETTI BLONESE
>>52716510
even if he wins he will just steal and do nothing of any consequence
well getting poorer isnt really nice but well what can you do? just go vote and get on with your life
Grazie ! Grazie " Raghazzi ! Yes Yes ! Forza Ferrari !!
>>52706963
>che non sa fare niente
Ho smesso di leggere.
SPAGGETHI SPAGGETHI RING-A-DING-DING FERRARI
>>52716832
t. alessandro
>>52716874
ciao ale
>>52716874
>napolecani
>>52709406
Non sono lui >>52708292
Ho la stessa immagine con il filename ''mfw.png'', non ''1449618256853.png'' e non uso mai la parola ''pasta nigger''.
>>52716933
come è stato il film?
>>52716874
let them be, let them say what they want, meanwhile they're so cucked they're giving us tons of free money and can't do anything but complaining about terroni and dream about padania on an imageboard
>>52716992
Non ci sono andato lol ero troppo stanco, ci andrò oggi alle 18:30.
PS: C'È NEVE ADESSO
>>52717231
noice, riesci a fare foto di fuori e mandarmele su irc?
>>52706397
Lol, we are. Mama mia ayy Maradona Napolitano
>>52717389
lmao spero tu sia attrezzato per uscire con quel tempo
è la prima volta che nevica quest'anno?
voi dovete andare tutti a fare nel culo
>>52706353
>WUZ
There's still romans today, they're in the city of Rome.
>>52717446
sì ed è già nevicato ma si è sciolta subito.
>>52717676
con -13°C non si scioglierà mai lmao
>>52709629
God dammit, blondy
>>52717697
infatti
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
dio cane
>>52717746
un giorno mi spieghi cosa ti ha convinto a studiare lì
>>52710079
WHAT?
FUCKING BANANAS IN A LASAGNA ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
>>52706583
>implying Sicily isn't Italy
Corsica should be italian too.
I really love fascism.
Mi mamma make a mi a spaghetto.
>>52717850
vieni su irc cmq brutto canadese
>>52717777
>>52717850
p.s. con quei quads che ho fatto sei praticamente obbligato a dirmelo lmao
>>52706583
Sicilian "Pizza" should be thrown in the trash. If I wanted a whole loaf of bread I'd order it.
tutti frutti
WE WUZ ROMANS AN SHEEEEEET
frutti di madre :D pizzeria
>>52706596
Fuck off Scaruffi
>>52718113
>frutti di madre
kek
>>52718113
>frutti di mare
>>52718619
plebandre
>>52718718
>''Stasera spaghetti ai frutti di mare!''
AYY JOHNNY! WHERE DID YOU PUT THE RESTA OF THE COCAINA? A MANS FIENDIN OVA HERE
This was my landlord for the last 3 years
>>52718852
On a further note, while coked out, he always wore addidas track pants and a wife beater. Always had spikey hair anf a fake tan. Italians, god damn.
Looked like this
>>52718447
>>52718619
>>52718718
i dont even know what it means tho. Google shows some clam spaghetti shit.
>>52719156
edgy
MAMMA MIA PIZZA IO NON SONO CACATO DI CAZZO
>>52719156
It's ''fruits of the sea'' (literally).
They always leave me a disgusting after taste. It always makes me nauseous, I vomited twice after eating them. Pic related, I'd rather eat shit.
>>52719523
come fai ad odiare gli spaghetti allo scoglio
maledetto, non viene su irc e odia un tipo di pasta
>>52719523
Gross.
Seafood should look like this. No pasta.
>>52719714
t. clueless ameripleb
>>52719800
>OHH LET ME THROW NOODLES ON EVERY FOOD I SEE
Fuck you you stupid arab nigger. The french have better food than you anway
>>52719886
t. mad ameripleb
>>52719714
I hate every type of food which comes from the sea except tuna, salmon and the fish n chips type of fried fish. But then again plenty of things disgust me, I've actually only started liking spaghetti recently which always reminded me too much of worms so adding seafood to them just makes the plate an abomination.
>>52719940
I honestly unironically hate people like you.
>>52719940
>I've actually only started liking spaghetti recently
I can't, fucking moors.
>>52706583
triggered
>>52720138
>italian cuisine = spaghetti e pizza
>PS: Garibaldi era francese
t. rumeno in Italia
EBIN
È lui o non è lui?
>>52720504
DogVomitsAllOverTheFloor.jpg
>>52720562
CERRRRRRRRRRRTO CHE E' LUI
>>52720601
Nightmare
>>52720562
ale ferma il tuo autismo
>>52720562
>>52710062
What's wrong with Sicily?
>>52721015
It's pretty third world and ruled by clans like taliban controlled areas of afghanistan.
For realsies though I went there as a kid and peeps were super nice, so idk
>>52721015
nothing just eternal polenta butthurt.
>>52721218
>nothing
e dai su,
detto da un terrone
>>52721293
cosa c'è di male nell'essere siciliano?
non sono neanche siciliano btw.
>>52721391
nell'essere siciliano nulla
ma che ci sia più di qualcosa che non va in Sicilia (o nel resto del sud) non mi sembra un assurdità.
>>52721499
e cosa c'entra questo?
>>52721558
beh l'americano ha chiesto "what's wrong with Sicily" no "what's wrong with sicilians".
E poi se un posto va in merda non è che ci abita non è in qualche maniera responsabile.
MAMA MIA PAPA PIZZA PIE GILLICO GALLILELO SPAGHETTI RAVIOLI DELICIO U LIKE-A THE MAMA GRETOLI MEALIOIA BISTA FALULENTE FLORENTE ONDRAGO PESTO PASTO ROLI RAVI RAGU
>>52721659
>MAMA
mamma*
and it's never said ''mamà mià!'', it's often said ''maaammmaa miiiiahhh'', like ''ohhhh myyyy gooohd''.
>>52719886
>burgerstan
>unironically believes to have to right to speak about food quality
>>52723360
Considering we make better pizza then you lazy fucks, yeah we do
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