hamster edition
>tfw currently eating a hot turkey sandwich
toki pona
Sissy americans
>>52695413
mum made pie with left over ham
was pretty gud
>mom cooking up pork loin and potatoes
Feels good.
me in the back
>>52695319
my edition was much better desu
>>52695431
I was raped by a black man the one time I used uber
>>52695457
Never had a meat pie tBh. They sound good in theory
>that emotional state when no female significant other
>>52695261
Your not as cool as me though.
>>52695449
https://youtu.be/dP7OXDWof30
Sissy finns
>>52695494
spooky not what I was going to ask about though
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/vh0lUdX9090
>>52695544
what is it
>>52695482
gomen
>>52695564
>>52695576
do you sit in the front or the back if you are alone and should I try to talk to them
t.professional autism
Texting with my cousin right now,
She had shitty parents, lives in the hillbilly part of country, married her other cousin, gave birth to a disabled child
Now she tells me that she's jealous of me coz I had good mom and didn't drop out of university or something
What is a human response here? What should I tell her?
>>52695660
>lol sorry you fucked up bitch fuck out my face
>>52695612
sit in the back and only talk if he talks
>>52695612
at the back
not obligated to talk to them
>>52695660
Tell her you can give her another disability check
>>52695538
Women confirmed not handling banter.
>>52695660
Not to fuck her like her other cousin
>>52695660
Give her the dick.
>>52695612
Sit in the back, if you enjoy talking you can try but there's always a chance that he's too tired or simply doesn't want to talk.
>>52695560
'no'
https://youtu.be/zNd4apsr3WE
this is thread theme
>>52695660
#sorrynotsorry
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
Newer thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hF2CJlp3os
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/h2xXX0spqq0
newest thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJcAOIif6qQ
New New thread theme*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe0fvUgvvQg
>>52695319
>tfw food coma
I AINT GOT NO TYPE
BAD BITCHES ONLY THING THAT I LIKE
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/ggWyUEuGcWY
>>52695971
whatd you have to eat?
I am a 19 years old girl and I'm having a hard time getting dates. I don't go out much because i like spending time alone more, but when i'm out i'm not too shy with people. Lately I’m starting to lose hope because I haven't met guys who are smart enough from my point of view. Sometimes i feel really ugly and sometimes slightly attractive, but mostly ugly, i don't get that much attention from men, though ocassionally few guys pop out in my life and are dying to date me but i find them annoying,too dumb or i want them as friends. My standards aren't very high i just want a individual who's not scared to be "weird and different". I get attracted to those guys who spend too much time on the internet, but they never make a move. :(
I would wait for that person, but the problem is I'm so horny that sometimes I just want anyone to fuck me.. I could've had sex with my previous boyfriends but I want it to be with someone i'm sure i love and i'm lithromantic(when i find out sm likes/loves me all my feelings towards them disappear and i start to feel nauseous around them), so it seems impossible. I'm so confused. Should i just have sex with the next guy who shows interest in me or wait, which could take forever because i'm cursed to never fall in love?
newly elected thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcG79IVMf00
>>52696097
Do you enjoy reposting stuff from /adv/?
Daily reminder to always dress nicely for Sunday breakfast.
>>52696157
Yes
>>52696160
This
Thinking of doing a spontaneous dxm trip tonight. I'd probably just chug a bottle of Dhalsim and ride the whole thing out.
Y/N? Maybe someone here brave enough to do it with me?
>>52696160
the fuck is sunday breakfast
>>52696157
He's been going at it for a while. It's kind of funny desu
>>52696210
It's extremely hilarious to me
>>52696187
I miss snurf pills. 300mg of pure DXM in each pill for 50 cents over the clearnet
>>52695699
Fina siffror. Känns det intr som hem i sverige- eller norgetråden?
Du borde flytta hit favä. Ta med tjejerna. Danska tjejer är snygga.
please do not speak to me like im that drake from four years ago
Im at a higher place
https://voximpera.bandcamp.com/album/rukkanor-deccarah-ii
manga and tunes
>>52696187
>>52696254
whats codeine like compared to dxm?
also do they still sell codeine cough syrup?
>tfw no dirty slav gf
went out on a few dates with this chick and at one point she says she's not really sexually active and that her last boyfriend made her do things she dind't want to do
she said she still has a little bit of a drive, but it almost seems like she couldn't care less about it
sex isn't everything, but it's still important
would you keep dating her and wait who knows how long before you could get some, or would you move on?
>>52696254
Damn, sounds way better than OtC cough syrup. I'm just too dumb to get into Silk Road buying.
>>52696332
Think of it in terms of the slang.
Lean vs Robo
>>52696332
>also do they still sell codeine cough syrup?
You need a prescription.
>>52696346
Just about fucked a ukranian friend of mine. Ended up giving her an infection by eating her ass first in my tiredness. It's nothing special tbqh.
>>52696383
>I'm just too dumb to get into Silk Road buying.
It was over the regular internet but they're long gone now
http://lasvegassun.com/news/2009/sep/21/las-vegas-woman-facing-fraud-charges-web-drug-sale/
>>52695660
tell her to emigrate to usa
>>52696392
that looks really good desu
I'm thirsty as fuck for some reason
>>52696464
You can change the color with different Jolly Ranchers
>>52696377
Can we still kiss and hug?
>never hear from little sister anymore
>she's been suffering depression
>barely replies to my texts
>barely talks to anyone aside from my other sister
>have no idea how to reach her without coming on too strong
>>52696527
send her this and tell her you're worried about her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M79wfZdCzA
>driving aroudn town
>redneck in his beaten up pickup truck driving around with a confederate flag waving in the back
>we're in california
this is what will happen if jefferson becomes a reality
>>52696665
that's not a clownfish
Is it disrespectful to think about someone who has died while you masturbate?
>>52696739
unless they are in porn probably
>>52696700
You're a clownfish.
>>52696668
sounds like my kinda guy
>>52696739
I stoke out to Jezebel Yum all the time
>tornado warning
Currently hiding in a closet. Wish me luck, anons.
>>52696875
dont die
>>52696875
its 2015 you can come out of the closet anon
>>52696875
die
This is going to sound disgusting but my half sister and I are pressed for money right now and she brought up the idea of us doing cam shows for people into taboo stuff like incest.
Would this make us some extra cash? What are the best sites to use?
>>52696875
put a book on your head
>>52696392
>You need a prescription.
is that for certain states ore everywhere?
>>52696936
It's only weird if you make it that way anon.
>>52696963
Everywhere. You can probably get it OTC in Mexico, though
>>52696986
how can I be sure this won't destroy our relationship together and make things awkward between us? We've never done anything sexual before. We were just talking about how we need money and she brought it up. We laughed and she said "seriously though I'm not joking, if you can find a website that isn't a scam I bet people would pay to watch it"
hello canada
The tornado alarms finally turned off
>>52696936
Is she a qt?
>>52696346
>dirty slav
she's DESI-GNATED
>>52697059
She's a bit on the chubby side. She doesn't have a big gut, she carries it all in her ass like our mom does.
I would post pics but I'd shit myself if someone found out my identity. I have a lot of friends that browse 4chan.
>>52697044
>how can I be sure this won't destroy our relationship together and make things awkward between us?
You can't. You can only control yourself but not the way she feels. If you take the lead making it from a standpoint of "we need the money," and don't make it odd, and tell her it isn't odd when she brings it up, things will probably be fine. It'll be one of those things both of you will always remember and feel a bit off about but won't ever bring up unless you're really wasted one night or something.
>>52697085
>She doesn't have a big gut
Dropped
>people are legitimately replying
>>52697204
SSSSHHHHHH
naming my daughter annie-may
Officially safe
My girlfriend said that if I say she's "art" then I'm misogynstic. Is this true?
Because I'm already getting vibes that she might have issues
>>52697204
You ruined it
>>52697358
Just call her your muse and you'll be digging her out in no time
>>52697358
Why would you say she's art to begin with? That's dumb.
>>52697358
yeah. youre literally objectifying her
>$25
reeeeeeee
hello this is my waifu, be nice please
>>52697474
>serial killer eyes
>>52697474
her smile is terrifying and she has no hips
what's the biological function of fetishes?
>>52697315
>Frisco
McKinney here, am I fucked?
>>52697474
she looks great 2bh
>>52697514
>smile is terrifying
no
>no hips
no
>>52697509
yeah but they're cute
>>52697523
Novelty seeking
>>52696668
KEK when i went to Jefferson in April all i saw were white hippies, pretty liberal looking area.
I saw Confederate flags in Marin County though
I might lose my girlfriend of 3 years. I have a feeling it won't work out even though we talked about it and it wasn't we need to break up. Although we have two months left of the lease. Kind of freaking out, not sure how bad these two months will be
>>52697523
There are none, that's why they're called fetishes. They're not something you're born with, they're something you get during your life.
>>52697579
grass valley area? Theres plenty of crazy hippies there. If you go on the other side of the american river you get into Foresthill/El Dorado county and people are redneck as fuck
>>52697613
Time to put your second string in the game, coach
How can I quit, or at the very least, severely cut back on beating off?
>>52697638
Nah not Grass Valley, Northwest of that. Like near Mount Shasta, around Yreka and shit. Pretty liberal.
I know for a fact that people eastwards of sacramento near the Sierra Nevada are pretty damn redneck, like in El Dorado.
>>52697695
stop watching porn
>>52697695
Why would you want that? It feels good and there are no downsides unless you spend all day doing it.
>>52697695
Getting some real hobbies
>>52697695
Sandpaper gloves
Will power
In the past I've had my house broken into. I didn't think it had any lasting impact on me, but I've noticed recently I get scared when I'm in the house alone (I live with 6 other people so this rarely happens). I jump at little noises and don't leave my room unless I really have to. How do I get over this? I don't want to always need to have someone around
>>52697638
My pops grew up in GrassValley. Comfy as fuck area.
>>52697705
w-we're not all redneck by sacramento
I couldve sworn Redding/Yreka was redneck, its 95% farms and the boonies
>>52697758
Buy a gun, familia.
>>52697695
start eating very little food so you don't have the strength
why is arizona so cold
>>52697765
it really is. super Cozy in winter
>>52697769
>Redding
>Redneck
L O L
O
L
Nah dude, Yreka is full of DUDEWEEDLMAO hippies, it's like Mendocino but with pickup trucks to give the illusion of rednecks. Basically it's Oregon sans the rain.
Sacramento is Ameribear territory once you leave the city desu.
>tfw from the Bay Area
>no Conservative stronghold in sight
>>52697780
as a near-bulemic skellington, I can say that based on experience, this does not work
How do I begin to feel anything other than pain?
>>52697525
Now we are
>>52697909
watch k-on
>>52697909
Start jacking off
>>52697909
drugs
>>52697880
I cant say I know Reddding that well. Ive only stopped by there 2 or 3 times, and we stayed at hotels. It looked pretty shitty and was hot as FUCK
Ameribear territory only starts at meadow vista
>>52697880
Move to rural Oregon. I plan on doing moving there or somewhere rural in Canada.
t. living in Los Angeles
Should France be part of the /cum/?
like /cumf/
>>52697890
>as a near-bulemic skellington,
Well that explains it.
I'm a fit young man
>>52697632
>>52697578
But why do we have the ability to develop them? Why don't we only get off on vanilla and find anything but it repulsive? Wouldn't that be most effective for reproduction?
Any US bartenders on /cum/?
Is bartending school worth it? How does it stack up against bar experience? Do you work in a small town or a big city? I'm trying to relocate to a big city and I feel like getting a bartending job would be a great way to start building a social circle and also support myself early on.
>>52698021
Sure.
>>52698021
I like /fcum/
>>52698021
france is 2/3rds of /cum/, why not
we could add "yugoslavia" and be /cumfy/
>>52698021
Only if you bust the little boipussi open
>>52698021
If you want to, sure. Just don't be a serious cunt like the ultra-french quebecians. Or the french.
>>52697961
YEAH WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with Redding's weather. Over the winter and spring it has normal weather, but for whatever fucked up reason its always like 100 degrees CONSTANTLY over summer and early Fall, even though its much more northern than most major californian cities. Redding is pretty fucking terrible to go to in the summer, i stayed there for a week three summers back during 4th of July.
>tfw it was literally 110-113 every day
Meadow Vista looks REALLY damn comfy, pic related
>>52696875
>be american
>survive tornado
>get shot
>>52698021
Sounds /cumf/y
>>52698064
>6 weeks of hanging out with slugs everyday for $300
Sounds like summer camp for adults
>>52698078
no slavs allowed
>>52698013
I'm actually moving to Corvallis, Oregon which is semi-rural sometime later next year.
>Tfw all that fucking rain
the sopranos sucks
>>52698105
its great. Lake Combie/spalding is fun to swim at in summer, and it almost always gets snow in winter
>>52698113
>be brazilian
>don't survive anything
I like to pretend cute girls are posting all the anime pics
makes me feel more comfortable
>>52698170
Are you the CSU Hayward guy
>>52698113
>be brazilian
>don't post bunda
>>52698208
y-yes
>>52698150
I want to try and buy a rural-ish property within less than 45 minutes of a larger town where I can find software/IT jobs.
Once I finish uni I'm gonna try and look and see which towns in Oregon or Canada have this, and hopefully buy a land plot big enough for an outdoor lawn.
I want to move somewhere rural
T: Living in LA Suburbs
>>52697695
there are drugs that can cause that. look into it
>>52698283
Fuck
Outdoor gun range***
The desert's quiet and Cleveland's cold
So the story ends we're told
post your gf
>>52698277
hi
>>52698283
You've heard of the Hillsboro area in NW Oregon, right? I'm quite literally going to move there in 5 years after I finish my next software/IT gig in Corvallis, Oregon.
There's a lot of rural property south of Hillsboro where a fuckload of Tech companies are located.
read more here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_Forest
>>52697695
have more sex
>>52698332
>>52698332
>>52698332
6/10
Daily reminder that Quebec is, in fact, Latin American.
Also daily reminder that the southern portions of Labrador belong to Quebec.
>>52698295
I've always disliked LA desu.
>anti-gun
>overprised housing
>called a "city" but literally impossible to get around w/o a car, especially in the SFV
>shit/nonexistent public transit
>drivers drive like assholes
>smog
>LAPD helicopter shining their lights in your window
>fake rich people and ghetto people who try and act "gangster"
>hot
>outrageous water/power rates
>everything overpriced relatively
>traffic
>traffic
>traffic
Could go on but posting from mobile.
>>52698428
Dude bless you.
>>52698592
>csq pas de version francaise pour ce fil
Too sad to go out today lads. My dad was encouraging me to go with my friends but couldn't. I can feel my dad's disappointment.
>>52698583
im not asking for how many toes frostbite has taken from you
>>52698332
Broke up w/her a few months ago.
anybody here ever licked a girls booty butthole?
>>52698645
Da da, no problem my friend. Any more questions? I've done a lot of research on this area.
>>52698728
it smells like ass and tastes shitty but you'll get aroused anyway
why
>>52698728
Did so w/three of them. What about it?
>>52698728
It's only good if it's dirty but then you have to deal with the pink eye
>>52698728
Only after she gets out of the shower.
What should I ask a barber for if I want a normal, short length haircut? I've been buzzing my hair myself for ages so I don't really know what to ask for.
>decide to go shopping with parents because fuck yea boxing day why not
>windy as fuck here in socal so mom decides to bring our dog despite our protests
>"he'll be scared alone with the wind"
>later on in the day he throws up on her, her expensive jacket, her purse, my passenger seat, and my car floor
>mfw
>mfw turns out he ate his own turn in the morning because he got his breakfast an hour later than usual
>mfw
>my fucking face when
I hate this dog
I don't think I've ever met or owned a dumber piece of shit
>>52698804
Ask him to make it short and neat.
>>52698674
En même temps, on ne peut pas trop se plaindre. Il n'y a même pas de version espagnole du fil, malgré le fait que les hispanophones représentent des dizaines, voire des centaines de millions de personnes en Amérique du nord, tandis que les francophones ne sont qu'une quinzaine de millions je crois (probablement moins en fait).
>>52698804
give me a buzzcut. or ask for a 3 (or 4) all over
>not being orthodox christian
>>52698750
Is it good for hiking? Cycling? How's the political attitudes of the people there?
Will I been seen as odd if I own a gun? Is the anti-Californian sentiment high?
I've been to Portland and Eugene but that's it.
>>52698113
>be brazilian
well that's enough
>>52698728
i did only once
she had a shower before fucking and it didn't taste to anything just flesh, it was a great experience
>>52699021
>>52698693
post more for research purposes
>>52698965
>Good for hiking?
Hell yes
>Cycling
Double hell yes
>Political attitudes
People are generally liberal socially, but there are those who would like smaller fed government, etc. However, a lot of people are socialist liberal as well. Really varies. But overall people aren't racist and are pro-gay , etc.
>owning a gun
No people won't mind at all unless you're inside Portland or Eugene itself.
>Anti-Cali sentiment
Only among edgy suburban teenagers, most people don't care.
I'm born and raised in California myself, and am living here in Cali right now actually.
>just lost my entire squad in xcom
I don't want to play this anymore ;_;
Just tried madden 2016 online and I lost 86-14
to be fair this is the first madden I've played
i can feel
i can feel
i can feel its beginning to end
>>52699168
Baddie alert
>>52699168
>xcom 2 more than a month away
i can't fucking wait anymore
>>52699235
play tecmo bowl instead
>>52699245
fug man the curve from normal to classic is steep
>>52699235
>not just sending your tight end/fullback out on a route when you rollout.
It's literally unstoppable in most defensive sets, it's probably listed as a PA rollout, but the defender has to make sure you don't run, or cover the target, and you always pick whichever he chooses to not go after.
>>52699111
Nice trips. Any nearby lakes in the area for waterskiing? It would be the cherry on the top tbqh but I'm already sold. Hopefully I'll have enough money left after uni to buy a house w/mostly cash.
>>52699108
Ella es salvadoreña
>>52699329
What happened. Don't spare on the gruesome details
>>52699235
>playing madden online
>2015
Literally no excuse to do this, madden online is nothing but cheese
>>52699385
won't be doing it again anytime soon desu
>>52699301
looks pretty based
>>52699482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwVakjO0Awg
>>52699168
The rng in that game is bullshit.
Use overwatch + turtling if you want to play it safe
>>52699353
>doing operation slingshot mission where you board enemy ship
>disable first power conduit
>thin men fucking everywhere
>Chrysalid survives overwatch and guts qt
>3 out of 4 squad left panic and hunker down instead of shooting it
>assault qt left has chance to kill it but doesn't do enough damage
>another qt gets gutted
>abort mission.jpg
>thin men kill other panicked squad member
>try to sprint surviving member back to chopper
>thin man gets her 3 tiles away from safety
dont even know what I could have done to stop this
>drunkenly clicking on threads
>stumble on the one I want
Well okay then!
>>52697916
Looks like the tornado is east of us, but there's still the possibility of a flash-flood. Stay safe, McKinneybro.
>>52699591
>sober enough to be able to type
Not drunk enough then desu
What's it like being drunk?
I often have nightmares of writing really, really dumb shit on the internet. Sometimes after I wake up, I have to check to make sure I didn't actually write anything. I'm scared to get drunk because I feel like I would, in my drunken state, write those very same stupid things.
>>52699574
try not being shit at video games desu
>>52699720
I was drunkposting on /cum/ months ago and I somehow manged to be 80% coherent AND solve those shitty two word captchas
god knows how, I cant even do them sober
>>52699750
>I often have nightmares of writing really, really dumb shit on the internet
>>52699755
can't help it
>truck on fire
>soldier panics
this is gonna be fun
>>52699574
You should have scrubbed after the first overwatch, my man
>>52699750
>I often have nightmares of writing really, really dumb shit on the internet
We all already do this
>implying you don't already
>>52699801
Sakura is probably the reason I got into weeb shit
I wish I were artistic.
How do I become artistic?
Many years ago, in high school, I used to play an instrument, and I was decent in regards to technical skill but I was never particularly artistic in regards to music I feel. In any case, I gave that up completely after high school, so now for years I've had nothing. But I feel like it'd be nice to be able to channel some creativity.
>>52699872
CCS is great
good taste
>>52699884
i feel the same way. I think you just have to start and do something until you are good at it. but I haven't succeeded yet
>when you're hungry af then you remember you have christmas cheescake in the fridge
>>52699750
No fucks given
Then if you get too drunk you do stupid things, like dropping your cat. Now he's hiding and he growls when I touch his right leg.
Has anybody seen the janitor
>>52700016
Janitor is gay imo
ayy lmao amirite :^)
>>52700016
limeys >>>/out/
>>52700047
giz a vocaroo darling
>>52700016
no, but he does it for free
>>52700039
I think thats game
Anime Tiddies
>>52699955
I'm afraid you're right.
When I was a young child, I had a passion for writing. Unfortunately, I sorta stopped when I reached teenagehood. I was thinking maybe I could start writing again, because maybe I still have that passion within me, and I even torrented that "writing for dummies" book. The problem is that I never read literature, and I'm pretty sure it's nigh impossible to be decent at writing without being a good enough reader beforehand.
>tfw all of his desire to be creative is just because of Rin
>>52700079
Canon ending.
Someone tell me wtf XCOM is? I thought about buying it but have no background.
>>52700126
turn based strategy games about repelling ay lmaos from taking over the earth
>>52700126
ayy lmao trauma simulator
build base, recruit soldiers then send them on suicide missions tactical turn based style
>>52700126
It's like Halo but not as cool.
>>52700126
>not doing at least 2 hours of research before buying a game
God I don't understand people. Why are you asking us when there's an entire store steam page full of reviews for it, the actual store page for it, and countless YouTube videos of gameplay and straight up reviews.
>>52700174
>not pirating to demo games before you buy
casuals, casuals everywhere
>>52700123
>tfw I beat the game without losing many guys at all
>tfw I didn't get the cannon ending and the next game wont make any sense to me because I actually saved the world
>>52700174
>2 hours of research
Don't exagerate, even if you go full autism there's nothing to be gained from 2 hours of research. Half an hour is ample time to find out everything you need, unless you're mentally challenged and you unironically need to watch Totalbiscuit videos or something like that.
>>52700126
Turn based tactical strategy game, best of its kind too.
>>not doing at least 2 hours of research before buying a game
Looking into games before you buy them is the worst thing you can do, you find out the basics, look at some reviews or ask friends if they played them and that's it.
How many of your favorite games are games you spent hours reading and spoiling for yourself before buying it?
>>52700217
wait game over is actually canon?
>>52700245
Yes aliens winning and conquering the planet is the cannon ending.
>>52700123
>Humanity's Savior: Beat the game on any difficulty
>26.8%
>>52700220
I'm not exaggerating I'm being honest. I have 100 titles in my library and I made sure to do at least 2 hours of reading, video watching, mechanics explanation, and stream watching before buying them all. For the ones with demos I tried the demo first.
If I'm going to spend money on something, I want to make sure I'm educated on what I'm getting into. This means understanding how the game works and figuring out if I think I'd even like it.
>>52700245
Ayyliums win an indoctrinate humanity.
>>52700277
wow
I beat it my first time on normal with iron man
barely got past the base invasion with one qt left
>>52700244
>How many of your favorite games are games you spent hours reading and spoiling for yourself before buying it?
All of them. And it wasn't even spoiling, you can easily avoid those. It's mostly understanding mechanics of said game so I actually know what I'm doing and don't have to do a 2 hour snoozefest of a tutorial.
>>52700075
Ching chong ding dong
Fucking Greenlanders
>>52700432
When I say spoiler for games it's not just story, spoiling gameplay mechanics makes it less enjoyable as well because one of the main things about games is learning mechanics while you play the game. I've never seen a game with a 2 hour tutorial, I think blood bowl has a 45~ minute tutorial but that's probably the longest.
>I'd rather read about a game for 2 hours then play a game and learn about it for 2 hours
Can't even comprehend that logic desu
>>52700457
that's a piss-poor impression of Inuit languages
more accurate would be
>anuqaalaaqagiilliit tumuusingusulliqaasut qaalukaalaangusuultaa
