So I've decided to back to my native Mexico. I don't want to add to the immigrant problem here in America, I fully support Trump, and I feel like a huge hypocrite being here.
What can I expect back in Mexico? I haven't been there in over 15 years, I know basic Spanish, I can understand all of it, but I struggle speaking with native speakers like my cousins for example. Are there any jobs available for an English speaker? Do Mexicans hate pochos? Are there any cute women down there? I prefer white women, but I'll settle for a Mexican too. What about crime and cartels, are they really that bad? Am I going to be mugged on a weakly basis? Also how hot is it over there? I live in the mountains of Colorado, and I really hate hot and humid weather. Are there a lot of mosquitos? Fuck mosquitos senpai
Move to Canada instead
>>52690903
Nah bro. I belong in Mexico, it's my country. I'm tired of brown people invading white countries.
Mexicans hate chicanos and pochos, on the same level or more than Americans.
> Are there any jobs available for an English speaker?
Maybe as an english teacher, but since your spanish isn't great...
> Are there any cute women down there? I prefer white women, but I'll settle for a Mexican too.
I'm surrounded by qts in my uni, both white and mixed, but as a general population, don't have your expectations high.
>What about crime and cartels, are they really that bad? Am I going to be mugged on a weakly basis? Also how hot is it over there? Are there a lot of mosquitos?
It depends on where you live.
I can post some maps if you wish.
>>52691066
>>52691113
Just move to a border city. It's like America but the alternate reality Mexican version.
>>52691066
I have family in Morelia and in Mexico city, also a cousin in Cancun that says I can get a job with him with the tourists since I know English. I have a friend that lives in Guadalajara, and my brother is friends with the governor, so there's that possibility as well.
And I don't really act like a chicano. I mean I'm surrounded by Mexicans here, but my Spanish suffers mostly from the spanglish syndrome. I'll say stupid shit like "te llamo de regreso" and later realize how dumb I sounded.
>>52691113
>>52691163
Hmm Jalisco and Quintana Roo sound like the better options then, thanks
>>52691163
>>52691200
>>52691199
Oh yeah, in the tourist field you can have a good future.
>>52691276
>>52691308
And last.
>>52691199
Mexico City isn't that bad either, despite what you hear from all the provincianos.
>>52690854
>>52690928
>>52691066
>>52691199
AJAJAJAJJAJAJA
IF BETWEEN CHICANOS LICK
>>52691382
>Argentinian """"posters""""
>Argentinian """"banter""""
>>52691382
wat
>>52691362
Yeah thanks man. My cousin says there's a lot of opportunities for people like me in Mexico City since I'm bilingual. And she's kinda hot from what I've seen
>>52691456
>>52691446
BETWEEN CHICANOS UNDERSTAND
>>52690854
Is there somethig wrong with repopulating former North Mexico?
>>52691456
I'd attempt to go to Cancun because that's probably where you'll have the most opportunities to thrive.
Anywhere up north and you'll end up working at a call center. Mexico City is a hit and miss, depends on how well you're connected there.
>naH BRO. i BelONG IN MeXiCO, iT's my couNtrY. I'm TirED oF BRowN PeoPle iNVAdIng WhITE coUNtRiES.
>>52691066
>>52691113
>>52691163
>>52691200
>>52691276
>>52691308
>>52691362
veracruz looks best
>>52691527
Those regions have always been populated by Mexicans, but we're pretty much taking over the whole country at this point. And at this rate i'll end up being deported anyway, since Trump will probably win the elections, and immigration has been conducted raids. I had my residency taken away 2 years ago because I was a dumb fuck and ended up in jail.
>>52691557
That's what I'm thinking too, but I hate hot and humid climate, it's the complete opposite of Colorado. I'll have to adapt though.
>>52691651
>since Trump will probably win the elections
I don't really think so, mate.
yfw ICE plans to deport 100000 next week and OP is among them
>>52690854
Just stay here and become American. You'll do better here.
Good shaggy my friend
>>52691724
Yeah I already addressed that up there. I'd rather leave with my dignity than to be locked up at a detention center then shipped back
>>52691697
Almost every white people I've talked to is a Trump supporter. Even a lot of Mexican-Americans are
>>52691766
I had my residency taken away 2 years ago. Unless I marry a citizen I'm shit out of luck senpai
>>52691830
What did you do Jose?
>>52691362
For reference, I suppose.
>>52691914
Selling 3.5 grams of shrooms to an undercover cop. I did 30 days in jail and 1 1/2 weeks at a detention center, then was released on a 5k bond
>yeeeah bro mexibros are bros, bro, at least they aren't muslim huh PINCHE CABRON I TELL YOU
now I know who was the one posting shit like this >>52691830
>>52691996
Why don't Americans end the war on drugs and legalize them instead?
THIS IS THE MOST......... CHICANE THREAD I SEE
>>52692054
Well, marijuana is legal here in Colorado, so there's that
>>52691066
>Mexicans hate chicanos and pochos, on the same level or more than Americans.
Oh fuck off trying to be a special snowflake and differentiating yourself from them. They're Mexican to the core
>>52692097
Daily reminder that /lat/ posters use proxies.
Daily reminder that /lat/ is the most cancerous and autistic general that exists.
>>52690854
There aren't white girls in Mexico, only Mexican girls. Sorry buddy.
>oH fUcK oFf TrYiNg To Be A sPeCiAl SnOwFlAkE
>>52692167
IIIIIII CAN NOT THE BELIEVE !!!
ajajajajaj el chicano se re regalo
>>52692167
JAJSAJAJSJAJAJDYHS NO TE LA PUEDO BELIB......................................
>>52690928
-23 outside don't come here if can't stand freezing.
>>52692157
>Oh fuck off trying to be a special snowflake and differentiating yourself from them. They're Mexican to the core
Explain yourself.
Not only do I don't care about them, but I'm stating a fact.
What does it mean being Mexican anyway and why would you know anything abou it?
NINGUNO DE AQUI EXCEPTO YO
....ES .-TAPATIO.-
>>52690854
>>52692208
Mexican girls > white girls anyway.
>>52692276
Because he is a Mexican himself.
>>52692150
It needs to be something more desu
>>52692325
>>52692208
How rare are these women over there? Holy fuck do want
:droooooool: post """qts"" :drool: :baaa:Baaah:
OLA AKI ORGULLO_TAPATIO
>>52692167
/cum/ is the worst general of all, no contest.
>tfw I could post qts I know but wont because they are my friends
i cannot BELIEVE guys. if among chicanos lick
>>52692371
EN MEXICO DF MEN AY LAS MEJORES MUJERES DE MEXICO COMPADRE BUENOTOTOTAS NO COMO LAS .-TAPATIAS.- TODAS FEOTOTOTAS DALE EN DF TE RECIBEN CON LOS BRASOS ABIERTOS..
>>52692424
It's bad, but /lat/ is just taringa underage b& spaming barts, anime and chicano in every post.
>>52692371
>How rare are Mexicans in Mexico
Not rare at all, white people are the rarest, I haven't seen one in years, only Mexicans.
esto es lo mas chicano que eh leido en mi vida x god
>>52692488
At least thry are real people, /cum/ is around 5 posters at max.
>>52692621
/lat/ are the same three NEET autist gathering everyday, """killing circlejerks"""" N SHIT
The worst.
2/10 Jacob.
>>52690854
You may have brown skin, but you're just as american as the people around you. I repeat: You aren't mexican. You can't even speak Spanish.
So don't be an idiot OP, and don't give up a better quality of life because of muh heritage.
Dumb chicano you deserve to be beheaded desu famille
>>52692879
If he has brown skin he would blend better in murrika desu,
OP if you are brown stay the fuck in USA.
>>52692879
Chile piquín knows what's up
CHI
CA
>>52692879
Claro que si hablo Español, pero no en el nivel de los Mexicanos de Mexico. Y vivi ahi por 12 años antes de venir a los Estados Unidos
CHICAGO CAGON SIEMPRE CORRISTE AJKSJKASJKAS MORON MANDA PAPI
you motherfukers are retarded
>>52693238
CHI
DA
The fuck is going on here?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ>>52693308
>>52690928
>I belong in Mexico
no, you don't
>it's my country
no, it isn't
There must be a way of staying in America. Don't give up that easy.
If you are definitely sure there is no way, move to Cancun (there's a lot of americans living there) and you could work in a hotel.
>>52693308
/lat/ autism
>>52693308
>>52693354
>>52693362
welcome
to my new post.-
sabe pa
>>52693191
I still think you're an idiot. Come on hombre, you don't know much about today's Mexico as far as I can see.
If you want to move to Mexico anyway then be my guest. I'm 100% sure you'll start missing the life you had in America in no time.
>>52690854
going anywhere that is not either Yucatan, Aguascalientes or Queretaro is a mistake, you could try Monterrey, Guadalajara or Mexico DF if you're into huge urban areas.
nobody really gives a fuck about pochos unless you act like some entitled bitch, if so your face will hit the ground real fast.
cartels are an old meme but sensationalist media has to find something to sell.
>>52693492
He supports Trump while being a spic, what did you expected?
>>52693492
I know. My kind of ex-girlfriend moved back after her visa expired, she lived here for about 6 years, and she tells me she really misses it over here. But I really have no choice as I'm probably going to get deported anyway, so I'm looking at the best options I have.
>>52693562
DALE VE A QUE TU ESPOSA TE SOBE LA PAN SA AAAJAJAJAJ
>>52693562
Pretty sure 50-60 of the replies on this thread are yours.
>>52690854
Have you considered suicide?
You can repay your moral dept to American citizens by killing yourself in a way that leaves your organs frsh and intact, so they can hopefuly save life of someone more worthy.
>>52693589
Oh well, best of luck to you anon. I hope you don't end up regretting it.
>>52693663
you sure try hard to get my attention everytime i post in any tread, have a (You) poor thing
>>52693699
Thanks. I've been here illegally for 2 years since they revoked my residency and it really fucking sucks. I can't even drive without risking being detained and being put in prison, it's a terrible feeling. At least in Mexico I have citizenship and can leave a normal life, albeit way less privileged.
>>52693685
Every day, I don't do it because I love my mom too much
>>52693806
Is your mom legal?
>>52693685
>edgy republic
>>52693905
I only know that porn comes from there.
>>52693890
Yeah, everyone in my family is except for me because I fucked up.
>>52693756
>implying it's hard
>>52694151
So... you'l end up heing burden on your family in Mexico, because no way you'll get a job while strugling with Spanish.
Consider French Foreign Legion if you're fit.
Become the savior of Mexico
Make Mexico Great Again
>>52694564
>>52694642
Finland got the right idea.
>>52694564
>>52694642
>>52695508
Will there be two Trumps in our life time? I need to learn spanish so I can now the butthurt that will be generated through the entire Americas.
come to bosnia mexibro, bosnians love hispanics
>>52698004
Can I come to Bosnia? I'm not a dirty Mexican
>>52690854
Move to Canada idiot this place is worse than ever, good luck lad.
>>52702743
You are worse.
>>52702793
Fuck off with you're superiority complex, Cuauhtemoc. How many Guatemalan cartels are there? How many times do cartels behead people publicly in Guatemala? How many illegal Guatemalans are there here compared to Mexicans?
>>52702859
You are insane buddy.
>>52691456
>my cousin
>she's kinda hot
WHAT!!??
>>52703006
That map is extremely outdated, Homicide rates have fallen down considerably since 2010.
In any case crime in Central America is Mexico's fault. Maras only formed when illegals living in the United States were recruited by Mexican Cartels and pre-existing gangs to be their enforcers. The illegals were then deported back to our countries and the violence started.
Check crime rates in Guatemala in 1970s compared to today.
>>52703093
[citation needed]
>>52703119
Guatemala City is literally the only violent part of the country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate
>>52692325
Fuck off, retard.
t. Mexican-American
>>52703157
And you still manage to be in the top 6 most violent countries, good job.
>>52703006
>>52703030
>>52703093
That map is from 2014. It's more accurate than this >>52703030
And like 2/3 of your population live in Guatemala city.
>>52703371
More than 1/4 to be precise.
>>52703371
That's better.
Still, Mexico has a larger population and the violent places are more violent per capita.
>>52703532
Mexico also has safer places than all of Guatemala, a lot of them.
Mexico is better than Guatemala in every way, this is sad. This is like watching a Mexican claiming that Mexico is better than America because we don't have mass shootings in schools.
You just can't compete in anything. Literally anything. Stop, I don't want to bully countries like that.
>>52703618
Except that Mexico does beat USA in several categories.
>>52703708
t. Juan Perez
Yeah that's why so many of you jump the border
>>52703618
>Mexico is better than Guatemala in every way
I never said Guatemala was better than Mexico (I believe it is but that's not the point) I simply said that the superiority complex that most Mexicans have towards us is completely missplaced, because if their population were nearly as densely packed as ours is, you would be the same shit.
Judging a country's worth with some meaningless statistical numbers is absolutely retarded.
>This is like watching a Mexican claiming that Mexico is better than America
>Implying that doesn't happen
>>52703708
>>52703747
At least we are better than you in football, food, world heritage sites and some other things.
Which is more than what any Central American can say about us.
Furthermore, they jump because of the NAFTA agreement, and their numbers are dropping. Currently, there are more Mexicans coming back than going there.
So ok, Mr. Rodriguez.
gib back california and texas pls
>>52703836
>I never said Guatemala was better than Mexico
>I believe it is but that's not the point
>"I'm not a dirty Mexican"
>implying
Also
>Implying that doesn't happen
I didn't implied anything, I know it happens and that's why I wrote it. But even then, they have more arguments than you.
Arjona, pls.
>>52703846
>football, food, world heritage sites
lol
>>52703855
Piss off
>>52703942
All true.
>>52703855
They already did.
>>52703889
>"I'm not a dirty Mexican"
This was just bantz m8.
All Central Americans act Tsundere towards Mexico, because all the times you've fucked us historically.
>>52703960
The first and last are irrelevant
And Mexican """""cuisine""""""
lol
As if that hasn't been appropriated here anyways
>>52703983
Alright.
>>52703985
Still true.
>>52690854
>So I've decided to back to my native Mexico.
said no mexican in the history of the earth
>>52704008
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/20/us/more-mexican-immigrants-leaving-us-than-entering-report-finds.html?_r=0
>>52690854
Move to Pachuca, it's one of the less hot cities in México.
This thread proofs that you are not part of the problem tbqh
>>52704002
Except it's not, typical illiterate Mexican't
>>52704086
Ok.
>>52692157
It's true though, Mexicans hate chicanos because they lack respect for Mexican culture and heritage
>>52704106
That's a good thing
>>52704148
I agree, Chicanos are cancer. It really sucks because they are what most Americans think about Mexicans, and then when you actually go to Mexico it's a lot different.
>>52704174
>Chicanos are cancer.
Fuck off, retard, go take your pills.
Disrespecting Mexican """"""culture"""""" is a good thing.
>>52704224
>go take your pills
The fuck kind of comeback is this?
>>52704106
>>52704148
>>52704174
>>52704224
Keep going, please.
>>52704239
t. Juan Perez
>>52704249
Every time I go to Mexico that's what they say, they don't like chicanos. I go along and say I don't eitheR (i am a gringo
>>52691585
this made me laugh for some reason
What are my chances of integrating into Mexican society? I'm white but entirely not that kind of white since I'm a Slav.
>>52704174
>Chicanos are cancer
They're literally just white people with some of them having darker skin than the average white person (can't even say all of them these days with how popular tans are)
It's like saying white people are cancer
>>52704299
No. It isn't.
>>52704266
I know they don't like them, but I don't think that's a good thing.
Being xenophobic of your own people is pathetic at best, especially since they are the ones that got it worse from all of us, reason why the left in the first place.
They are the living proof of the incompetence of our government.
Being xenophobic of your own people is pathetic at best.
>>52704288
If you have money I suggest living in an expat community.
>>52704309
Yes, it is.
Mentally they're white, a bunch of them can't even speak Spanish.
>>52704330
Expressing distaste for someone doesn't mean you're xenophobic. I dislike the Indian immigrants that live in my area but I don't give a shit that they live here.
If they wanna come back to mexico they shouldnt' act like chicanos, I grew up with them and they are horrible people.
>>52704334
That bad, huh?
>>52704288
You won't have problems in big cities or tourist areas. We are used to foreigners on those places, and most people love white foreigners anyway. Even if you don't speak spanish right away, people won't care, but it could be difficult since not a lot of people are fluent in other languages, including english.
>>52704382
No, it's just that expat communities are just very nice.
>>52704106
Not all of them.
>inb4 anecdotal evidence
>>52704419
No one said all Mexicans
>>52704429
I was talking about Chicanos.
>>52704375
Alright then, if you say so. But I still hold the belief that hating people you don't know for bullshit reasons is retarded.
And since they got the bad end of the stick in a shithole countries, it just makes it worse in my eyes.
>>52704448
Oh, of course not all Americans. I was speaking from personal experience anyways, it was not a sweeping generalization.
The Chicanos here are all from the shittiest of Mexico so they're trash. It's quite a shock when you see true mexico
so let me summarize the thread
>op sold shrooms to a narc
>he is now an illegal in america and if he gets caught he will be thrown in prison and deported
>he wants to know how to live in mexico
>all the mexicans just say he's a "muh culture" chicano
is this correct. I don't really know the definiton of chicano buts the gist of it is muh mexican culture right?
>>52704404
>>52704406
All right, good to know. I actually imagine Mexico as a mostly friendly country, as a Russian I've seen some shit so there's not much that scares me.
>>52704288
Ummmmmmmm,,,,, why would u want to?
>>52704463
I only hate the chicanos I know, the ones I don't know I am neutral.
They are literally tarnishing the image of your people and your country.
I'm not saying you should hate them, but just realize what kind of people they are.
>>52704487
I am a gringo and I have been to Mexico on several occasions and I never felt unsafe or never saw anything fucked up.
It's just a bunch of people trying to get on with their lives, like anywhere else.
>>52704404
aren't citites and tourists spots the most expensive places to live.
if he can't speak the language fluently how will he get a job to support living in an expensive area?
>>52704487
Mexico is a shithole, even Russia would be better because it's European at least
>>52704495
Sick of Europe in general, too "white" and western for me. I wanna live in places. Very few would consider Mexico so that's an interesting option, also because I like the country. I know some Spanish already.
>>52704106
If that were actually true then beaners would be more welcome here in the States. We don't like them because they insist on acting like slum dwellers and speaking their dogshit language.
>>52704574
>too "white" and western
As if such a thing is possible, you'll grow out of this phase after a few weeks of being surrounded by smelly short brown people.
>>52704601
Yeah, good thing there's no american slum dwellers or anything
>>52704532
Yes, so that's what I expect it to be.
>>52704566
>It's European at least
A misconception. Russia is about as European as Mexico is American.
>>52704481
>all the mexicans just say he's a "muh culture" chicano
No, no. All the retarded /lat/ posters (mostly argentinians with proxies) kept spamming their retarded memes and shouting chicano.
Actual mexicans tried to help.
>>52704487
You can take a look at those maps and make your conclusions.
>>52691066
>>52691113
>>52691163
>>52691200
>>52691276
>>52691308
>>52691362
>>52704539
Yes, but they are also the places with the best opportunities and the places where you would find useful people for foreigners, those places are actually friendly. I wouldn't recommend going to any other place if you are not living here and you don't know what you are doing.
>>52704502
We are not doing a good job with the "image" of our country either, and I couldn't care less about them. I'm not going to hate people for bullshit reasons.
>>52704623
I guess that's how Indians (indios) are like but surely not most Mexicans?
>>52704635
>Yes, but they are also the places with the best opportunities and the places where you would find useful people for foreigners, those places are actually friendly. I wouldn't recommend going to any other place if you are not living here and you don't know what you are doing.
so what job could a foreigner get? I thought that mexico had a job shortage so thats why they all come to USA to be a landscaper for less than minimum wage.
>>52704574
Mexican culture is corrupt, focused on the family to the detriment of individuality, hospitable, classist, racist, and judgmental. They glorify poverty and crime and are always whining about their past.
>>52704487
a russian in germany speaking english eh
tell me ur lifestory plz
>>52704631
>Mexico is American.
Mexico is historically American.
>>52704682
Most Mexicans are sudacas or at least have a lot of Ameriindian blood in them.
>>52704682
The average Mexican looks like the people in the video. It varies depending on the region.
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h27OHsWCKA
I don't know how you would consider them.
>>52704691
The problem with Mexico is not that we don't have jobs. We actually have a lower unemployment rate compared with you.
The problem is that if you don't belong in a group of priviledged people (middle class and upper class), your payment is going to be an insult. You are going to starve, literally.
What could a foriegner do? I don't know, what are their skills?
>>52704695
>They glorify poverty and crime
Fuck no, it's the other way around. Mexicans are classits as fuck.
As far as crime goes, some do glorify it for some stupid reason, but most of us are sick of it.
>>52704635
I've looked at them.
>>52704695
Doesn't sound TOO different from Russian culture I think. We have more emphasis on individualism, racism is only outwardly because all Russians are by necessity the same race, about classism not sure though.
>>52704704
B кaкoм cмыcлe?
>>52704702
Family is rich so I've been doing silly international things. Lived in Asia before.
>>52704705
Well, I expect them to look distinctive, either way.
>>52704842
>Family is rich
You could to do great, then.
>>52704803
Looks like a plaza full of almost-Asians. That's okay with me I suppose.
>>52704842
Your loss
>>52704969
Since you said you are rich, most Mexicans you would meet are from the upper class, which is mostly white. But meh.
>>52694564
>>52694642
Greetings Suomi!
>>52705071
Looks like I'm already starting to accept your values.
>>52697380
Hej Norge!
>>52690928
If you're here legally, what are you worried about?
>>52690854
Stay there, Trump ain't gonna win... also we don't like 'muricans nor chicanos.
>>52690854
Designated beheading streets.
>>52706572
Designated shooting schools.
Conclusion...
>>52706603
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/one-mexican-state-bordering-us-was-deadlier-all-afghanistan-last-year
>>52706709
I already knew that.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/08/26/were-now-averaging-more-than-one-mass-shooting-per-day-in-2015/
>>52706709
>>52706750
2012 vs 2015 article
>>52706806
>>52706750
>shitty reddit """definition"""
Piss off
>>52690854
>Murritards buttmad at Mexico
Never seen this before nope.
>>52690928
this much self hate is pathetic
>>52707396
at least I don't share my country with oaxaca
how does it feel knowing that at any moment, raw oaxacans could be walking down your street
>>52708229
You should know, they all go to your country.
