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Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods? I asked them. Like, why don't we have


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>"Why are breakfast foods breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast food?"
>"Justin, eat."
>"But why?" I asked. "I mean, seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck in with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has an eggs, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich."
>Dad answered with his mouth full. "When you come back, we'll have breakfast for dinner. Deal?"
>"I don't want to have 'breakfast for dinner,'" I answered, crossing knife and fork over my mostly full plate. "I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that scrambled eggs-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."
>"You've gotta pick your battles in this world, Justin," my mom said. "But if this is the issue you want to champion, we stand behind you."
>"Quite a bit behind you," my dad added, and Mom laughed.
>Anyway, I knew it was stupid, but I felt kind of bad for scrambled eggs.
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>>52689452
This is the sort of thing white people think about...
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This nonsense belongs on /lit/
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>>52689525
lmao i no baka
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You can have omeletè for lunch if you want
You cant have simple eggs for lunch because they wont sustain your hunger for more than 3 hours
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why are french people so annoying
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>>52689452
scrambled eggs are eaten for supper here, check your privilege
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>>52689452
He's 100% right.

I'm tired of my roommates giving me stank eye for eating eggs for dinner.

They're cheap, nutritious and delicious.

Fucking normies
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Because it's not a full meal. What a spacker. Why don't we have sandwiches for dinner? Because sandwiches are a light meal, just like eggs on toast.
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>>52691037
>Protein
>Carbs
>Fat

Full meal

Fuck off cunt
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>>52691139

>IIFYM

le fuck off
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