Culture Pals: From Scotland to Russia! Edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
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OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old Bread:
>>52622445
>>52622445
First for god tier basque qts
First for /Nederdraad/
A380 to get to the qts? Nice choice
4th for Kernow
Help me out bros
1) A qt that I've been talking to for a few weeks suddenly started to get lewd and sending (semi-)nude pics. What would be the best way to reply to them?
I have gotten nudes before but only from girls who were too far away to meet anyway. But I'm actually meeting this qt in february so I don't want to sound too desperate/thirsty but I don't want to seem like I don't find her sexy as fuck either.
2) Also, a while ago she got drunk and said some lewd things. The next morning she said she felt embarrassed. What should I say to something like that?
what's whatsapp
>>52674436
GIYF?
>>52674486
t. Alberto Barbosa?
Post cute German and Dutch girls on interpals
>>52674209
>talking to for a few weeks
>meeting plans already
wew Henk. Either you say you like the pictures if you genuily like her or you say you shouldnt do that if you dont like her. But thats my opinion on it.
Other from that try to decide these kind of things for yourself. Its a rarther personal thing.
On the drunk part you can draw conclusions from it.
>she drinks and gives lewds
I dont know how close you are with her after a few weeks so its again up to you.
Lads, lads the girl from >>52666639 came again. I think he wants my naked body :^)
>>52675047
She* oops
>>52675105
he*
Porque não? Do it.
>>52675183
Putin wont let me annex Ukraine, pls help father. Send caravelas. :(
Literally sitting in a plane now waiting for the flight to leave to go see my qt
Wish me luck
>>52675299
I'm already talking to Putin so we can all live together, my Russian qt would be happy :^)
>>52675703
Que pasa mi amigo Russo?
>>52675764
Good luck mate. Remember to take deep breaths until you meet her, or pain will hit you hard.
>>52675764
tell us how it goes lad x
My girl is a late bloomer. <3
Her tits got bigger. OMG, why do Russian qt's have great tits?
>>52676650
Those bras give tits another shape than their original one though
>tell qt it wont work between us
>tell her we should just be friends
>begging me to "stay" with her
>is dirt poor and now saying she will save the money to come visit me
I really dont want to block her...
>>52676840
Say that you've got someone in real life, she'll be hurt but this way she will feel as if there is no chance for her
>>52676650
>what are bras
>>52676650
qt Russian girls is myth which Europeans force so much. Usual girls, stupid and ugly, like Gayphone, post some shit photos with food and yourself in Instagram. Take them ALL with you to Europe / USA
>>52677448
My qt uses an Android and doesn't use Instagram. Did I hit the Russian roullete jackpot? :^)
>>52677490
Maybe
>mfw is not only the men who are cringe, but also the women
Wtf is wrong with India.
>>52677369
This already happend to her. After 7 months suddenly the new gf of the guy she was talking to said hes taken now.
I really dont want to use that as a lie now...
My Thai qt wants to send me package, what are the top tier snacks and ramen and other shits there?
>>52677535
>Indian autisimus maximus
Funny message though desu
>>52677539
Sure, lying feels bad
Better be straightforward to her. Say that there is literally no way and even though she'll think it's harsh of you, tell her not to spend money on visiting you. Tell her to save up for something more useful to her life.
Where is she even from?
>>52677776
Already told her there is no way it will work. Told her to use the money to help her mom. Even already said that if i meet somebody in the time before we meet shel be hurt even more. Nothing seems to work.
how do you engage in conversation ? my blond hair blue eyed aryan friend is getting 10 messages a day by qts but my my manlet ass is not even getting visits
>>52678067
Post your photo
>>52678092
>on /int/
no thanks, I'm not a model but I don't have any bad feature, everything is fine with my face
>>52678172
Pls, m8, I will find cute Russian girl for you
>>52678172
>>52678067
Hell,I get 10 msgs day and I'm no SS officer plus I'm Brazilian and people usually equate this with porverty. Maybe your pic is way too shit. DK really.
>>52678867
>tfw no SS officer qt
No shit, they're really attractive
nohomo btw
>>52678233
Russ anon I need your wisdom
>>52678067
bost brofile mon ami
>no one's replying to me
it's okay it stopped hurting a long time ago
>>52680127
Post your pic so I can judge, cover your eyes or whatever, just let me see.
>>52679372
>they're really attractive
Ofc they were, all handpicked.
>tfw it's so hard to visit Russia it's almost not worth it.
Putin eezvinitye desu.
>>52680213
I know this place too damn well, I don't even need to think twice about it to know it's a mistake. As soon as I post someone is going to screenscap my posts and my face and make a pic with golden keks all over the place.
>>52680334
The only reason I see for you not getting 10+msgs everyday is a shitty pic.
>>52680334
Mate either post your profile (it's no harm at all we're all bros here) or visit me profile /scrumpy-jack and I'll help sort ye out
>>52680213
I know they are handpicked, something what makes them even more special
>>52680334
Dude, don't be paranoid
I had pics of myself posted here as well and this never happened to me. Same goes for other people.
You'd have to be an AW to get others interested in doing that kind of shit with your pics
>>52680334
>make a pic with golden keks all over the place.
Been there a couple of months, never saw that happening, твн.
Can't vouch for the screencaps.
Did you try the "pic with the lit background etc.." advices?
Why do /asean/ girls have such stupid nicknames?
>inb4 he talks to asians
I messed up the settings in the script and included them. So now I have a shitload of messages from them.
>TFW qt calls you mon cher
Only turkroaches and asian beaners talk to me.
Wat do?
>>52681406
visited loads of bielorussians yesterday hoping one might notice me tbqhadfstygt (to be quite honest and don't feel shame telling you guys that)
>>52682566
take care of our national treasure, chad
>>52683956
She's russkie
>>52684813
Ha I assumed he was talking about the language
>>52684918
Ohh yes of course
>qt doesn't message me all day
>posts a bikini pic on snapchat late at night
I think I'm cucked ;_;
Thread theme song
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf03W5l3eMM
>write model qt
>she turns out to be a stuck up and arrogant biatch
Gee how surprising
>>52687169
Post the cunts profile
>>52687668
Yup, talking to this model qt. Stuck up as hell and doesn't asks me questions back. I am done with her. Try if you want! http://www.interpals.net/Vikkitoria_
>Talking to qt who will be my roommate next year
>Tell her I might welcome her home drunk a few times during the year
>She says that's a possibility, with her best friend too (who already lives in my city)
>Says her best friend gets very horny when drunk
>tfw might fuck my qt's best friend.
okay guys, I have the same problem as >>52678067 .
Here is my profile : http://www.interpals.net/Zdrrr , can someone tell me what's wrong with me ?
>>52690237
>>52687169
>tfw nice and sweet as fuck Belaruse qt who moved in my country got a job in a modelling agency last month
Always knew she was model material.
>>52690728
Update profile, write something more eye catching than what you have. Doesn't have to be long, as long as it's enough to show up on the search page.
Basically the first 5 lines are the ones which must be interesting, the rest who cares, most people will never read them.
Also clothed front pic might help, won't seem as intimidating to qts who "just want to be friends" (Even if they claim that, and believe that, it can work out)
>>52690728
>>52690852
What the Canadabro said. Your profile is basically a Turk in disguise, would not message/10. Get more info, tell a bit more about what you study/studied, what are your interests, what you do for a living. And the photo is nice, but that type of photo is too "lewd", let's put it this way.
>>52690852
>>52691000
can you show me an example of "good" profile ?
So, I have to change my front picture and write a bit more about myself ?
>>52691173
Basically. I visited you, the guy from Porto. Btw, that Chloé, qt as fug, pls gib desu :3
>>52690728
>>52691000
Didn't read the profile text because I was too lazy to log in though that pic, man
The main pic doesn't only look lewd but dude, no girl wants to see a pic of a guy ironically "smoking". That's quite intimidating and unappealing.
>>52691173
>>52691381
Went online, so well, here's another hint
Hide your friends if you want to keep your qt's >>52691254
And kek, that Indian posting "Skype" on your wall.
You should really not mention Skype in your About me but rather in your request section. Just put your request there and say "I'm open to use Skype with you to improve my spoken English :)"
what are some good questions to ask qts to get them talking about their selves? because girls love talking about themselves
Do girls who have an anal fetish exist?
I'd like to know
For huh
Reasons.
>>52691971
yeh ur mum
>>52691955
Where they went to school/what they're studying
If they say they have any hobbies/interests ask them about it
Ask them about their country/what it's like
t. over 300 confirmed nudes
>>52691955
This >>52691971
Jk, ask them about their day or hobbies. Or ask if they mind products such as makeup that are made of chemistry. They might start talking about themselves being natural beauties that don't use makeup at all. Then you can compliment them and tell them that's great and they'll keep talking.
Ask about their siblings, pets, friends and ask them to tell you about their relationship to them. Maybe they have annoying friends pr people they hate and will start bitching about them and complain about their lives.
>>52691971
As for the other guy, try Ruskie "virgins"
>>52691254
haha I talked to her and she seems to be really funny . The problem is that I feel kind of empty/tired a bit this moment and she's a bit too young. I'm in lack of motivation.
>>52692304
She is too young, gib pls :3
Just do what we said here and gib her, qts will shower all over you if you follow this advice :^)
>>52690677
You two are going to rent a place together in Canada? Where is she from?
>Ukrainian qt
>Mexican qt with American citizenship
Which one is better?
>>52692606
I already live here, I needed a roomie, she decided to move in.
Guatemala.
>>52692620
Mexican qt desu
Just found out your deleted photos can still be displayed as thumbnails. They should fix that.
>>52692620
Last one seems more convenient but pictures would help us decide.
>>52692620
show pics
>>52692696
that's right
>>52692830
>>52692765
>>52692696
I wouldn't post pictures but they are both cool.
I met the Mexican girl on Italki and I would definitely recommend that site. It's much easier to get a girl on Skype via that site.
Did you guys get your qt's any Christmas presents?
>Me and my qt have been speaking for many months
>She said that for Christmas she wanted to watch me opening my stuff
>Set up a webcam in the main room hidden so I can live stream without my family noticing as they make fun of me whenever I mention having a russian pen pal
>Haven't told her that I am the family joke
>Have told her my family really respects me
>Hope that for just one morning they will be kind to me and avoid humilating me
>Start opening gifts
>First gift is some chocolate, no jokes made, fair enough
>Second is a shirt, no jokes made, fair enough
>Third gift feels odd, very heavy
>open it
>box of potatoes cut into heart shapes
>some dirty panties in the box
>message that says 'from russia with love'
>''wow anon, looks like your penpal sent you a gift!''
>start arguing with my family for 10 minutes about it
>end up agreeing that my qt is a stupid slag just to calm the situation down
>Now qt is acting really distant
Should have just sent her some chocolate
>>52693333
Top bants. Would've been really funny if the qt hadn't seen it.
Or if the story was real.
>>52693333
Nice story and nice quads m8
Polish qt seems to respond to flirting a little but at the same time she really loves blond Norwegian guys.
Hmm i guess that won't work, too bad because she is qt.
>tfw qt is a politically incorrect person and has never set foot on /pol/
Hnng lads, 100% Russian qts are the shit.
>>52693628
What's the problem?..
>>52693734
I am not her cup of tea basically because filthy mudblood so i guess it is a lost cause in the long because she is Norgeboo as fuck.
But she is really nice so i will keep her around for the friendship.
>>52693852
>i will keep her around for the friendship.
Just get rid of her because she is a waste of time.
>>52693676
Russian girls can be cool until they start talking about politics.
>qt says she's going to a bar
>Sends me this
"They wrnt to beatjeppö ages ago bathroom"
Well, she sure is not sober.
>>52693852
Oh I see, so if she came to be with you it would only be a ticking cuck bomb.
I've created a female account at interpals.
Life is miserable. :3
How do girls even manage to have a meaningful discussion in places like that?
ATM my favorites are prince, computer engineer (knows nothing about modern configuration management tools though) and a philosopher unfamiliar with Seneca.
>>52693906
I don't have it in me too just drop people like that.
Too beta i know.
>>52693970
I fear so yes, shit one my mates pretty much fit her description of a dream man, that would have been soul crushing as fuck.
So no on to better qts my friends.
>>52693934
Top kek.
>>52694148
Sometimes I act like I am drunk in order to say nasty stuff when I am sober and see how far I can get.
>>52693906
>Russian girls can be cool until they start talking about politics.
No any girl can be cool until they talk about politics which is why you never talk about politics with them.
>>52694510
kek
the technique is real
How can you show a picture to someone in a message on IP?
I found my sister's doppelgänger.
>>52694624
and religion/faith
>>52694624
Really? My qt is pretty cool to talk politics with.
>>52694688
Upload it to imgur
http://www.interpals.net/Zdrrr
I took inspiration from another french guy and I blocked after lol
>>52694624
True. Always quarrel with my wife over politics. I mean we don't always quarrel but if we do then it's about politics.
>>52694908
Still, change the main pic
I just told me family about my LDR gf. They were nice about it, but I felt awkward as fuck.
>>52695053
Are you the guy who's always home? If so, any type of relation is a + for them. What did they tell you? Interested in knowing that. Greentext if you don't mind.
>>52695010
it was planned but I still hesitate about the pic.
Should I use the picture where i'm a kid (it's on my profil) or another one ?
Also, can I post it here for your opinion ?
>>52694695
Yes those too
>>52694804
There are always exceptions but never talk about it too long since women will get bored of you if you do
>>52694909
Yeah that happens with a lot of relationships
>>52693333
Bro I know just how you fucking feel, Christmas has created some real tension between me and my qt as well
My qt is a nice Aussie girl, but she is very very leftist. She has recently been very upset with the refugee camp being used in Nauru so as a 'joke gift' on Christmas I bought a Nauru flag from Amazon and sent her a picture of myself masturbating in front of it except I used a fake account pretending to be a refugee. (pic related)
She figured out it was me and now she is mad, which I don't think is fair.
>talk to lesbian qt
>Call her beautiful/dear anyway
Subconscious desire to get nudes I guess.
>>52695230
The good thing is we agree on all the rest.
>>52695232
You fucked up.
When you send a dick pic you need to make sure the foreskin is peeled back.
YOU FUCKED UP.
>>52695232
>refugee camp
Holy shit
>>52695341
That's all that matters than brah
>>52695232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g2jv_2HwXo
I am dedicating this song to you.
>>52695122
I don't think so.
Not much to greentext. They were mostly just shocked and asked like one or two questions like her name and age and then they switched the subject.
ameriburger here, ignore the flag
So is interpals basically a site where you can just say hey I'm going X anyone wanna hang out ?
In the next three months im doing argentina, brazil and south africa and would prefer to not have to use cigarettes as a way to find people to talk to
>>52695169
Already viewed your profile, no need to post it:)
If I were you, I'd use the kid pic, it's better than the recent one and might get people actually curious
>>52695683
You don't have to, they have cachaça.
>Tfw converting to Islam next week for my British qt
>tfw top qt doesn't like you in that way
I'm not giving up tho.
Where is the child porn?
>>52695919
alright dude, I'll do that ! thanks
>>52695937
>shit I've actually never had that, need to try it
>i'm shit at talking to girls unless I am on xanax
>same with guys, but they hit on me more ;_:
>>52695362
Send qt pictures of dick always peeled the foreskin back. Getting lewd on Skype for the first time and she gets really worried something happened to my dick just hadn't peeled it back yet. Top kek
>>52695683
Yeah pretty much
>>52696076
You're welcome m80 ^^
>>52696018
Give up. It isn't worth it. I did what you are doing it didn't end well. ;_;
>>52696018
Kek, this is like the no makeup version of this girl
Is she Ruskie?
>qt drunk in a bar
>Sends me "save me"
God, that's kinda heartcrushing, she just went there to be with her friends but she's bored as fuck and she's super regretful of having drank too much.
How is garmo anyway?
I am literally, LITERALLY, with my qt right this very moment
How easy is it to Catfish on this website? I am debating on making a 10/10 chad profile just to see how other people react
>>52697158
>How easy is it to Catfish on this website?
Very easy, make a fake white guy from London and tell everyone you are the London Stud...it's an old meme.
>>52697050
No idea brah, the newfags have no clue who he is, so I don't know think anyone form here talk to him anymore.
>>52696018
that aint a top qt
>>52697114
Sure you are bud.
>>52697158
Way too easy
Why is every single bitch on this site interested in psychology?
>>52697385
fuggin newfags
>>52697241
>>52697422
http://www.interpals.net/RobertLyk
Here it is so far. Any suggestions?
>>52697512
>>52697385
Does Indianola ever come here anymore and post shitty food?
>>52697516
Good start -- you don't need much. Just add in tons of languages that you are learning and then script women in every continent.
Maybe write that you like a girl who can be crazy and that you are visiting Europe next year.
>>52694881
She's Italian, as shows her profile.
Imgur didn't work somehow, and she didn't understand my broken Italian.
So I uploaded the picture in my album.
>Flagcounter: +1 flag from Turkey
>>52697706
Post it here too
Going to have a qt over for new years
We'll smoke some weed and drink a little
How do I test the waters if she wants to make out?
Or should I just ask her something along "so you want to make out?"
Because I know I want to desu
>>52697985
subtle physical contact, like touch her hand and gradually go further. If she resists or pulls away at all you'll know to stop.
>>52697618
>Does Indianola ever come here anymore and post shitty food?
Yes he still does and was just here last weekend or Monday but he hasn't posted food in awhile
>>52697985
>We'll smoke some weed and drink a little
Kill yourself you fucking normie degenerate
I am pretty sure I am mentally disabled. I am going through the pastebin and did everything. But am I suppose to install python somehow? It just gave me a .tgz file I extracted to my desktop with .winrar and then dropped those two request folders in?
>>52697831
The image that looks like my sister? Here? nope.
>>52698244
She said she wants to try it if she ever visits Amsterdam so I said yeah it's easy to find weed around here as well you know, then she was all yeah?? Maybe we can try it on New Years!!!!!!!!!!
So I asked my stonerfriend to roll me a joint
If it helps me getting laid my man I won't let the chance go
>>52698245
Don't worry Im so retarded that I took one look at that shit and said fuck it.
Anyone know how a us guy could support himself while studying in Russia.
>inb4 suck cock
>>52698245
just follow what's in the pastebin m8
>>52698472
Got it, I needed to download the .msi file
>>52698423
Lick the dick for cash
>>52697985
>>52698244
this baka
Are you top lads doing anything for New Years?
I'm probably just going to shitpost on here because there's not really anyone...well young enough to have a party with down here.
So why is the script not telling me to input my password anymore, is it saved somehow?
>>52698286
You are amongst friends, ami. We want to support and aide you.
>>52698682
>ciumento
>>52698407
My Dutch qt would be pissed if I told her that.
She hates weed so fucking much.
>>52698836
Yeah fuck Amsterdam and weed desu senpai, but it's all better than being alone on New Years
Maybe we'll both just cough and drop it after one inhale
Alcohol will need to work its magic
>>52698939
You'll cough all right. One time I did it and coughed for 20 straight minutes. But after that it was good. Tasted like iced tea.
>>52698809
DUDE WEED LMAO BLAZE IT FAGGOT 420 AM I RIGHT XD
>>52699069
Yes
>>52698740
pls respond
It worries me most of the views I get are from girls almost half my age. What does it mean?
>>52699123
that girls almost half your age age are who most views you
>>52699123
It's Chris Hansson desu
>>52698787
I'll give "her" the benefit of the doubt that she might be on holidays.
Not that I wanted to try anything with her. I'll post her account if she changes the photo to one who look less like my sister, and after the holidays are over and I check if her IP address went back to Italy or not.
what are the best kind of qts to go for and what should i say to get them to talk? how old should their profile be?
this girl i'm talking to is just as shy as i am, but we've spent 6 hours a day talking to each other for the past three days. i think she wanted me to confess feelings for her but i spaghetti'd instead
fuk man i am so pathetic
>>52698740
I'm not sure what you mean but you just type your password in but it won't show it at all
>>52698740
You have to edit it to enter in your username and password.
Go to where it says the following:
login = ''
password = ''
Add your username and password between the 'these' and you're all set.
>>52699543
What is there to confess? You've been talking to a girl you don't know, a girl you have never met for three days.
Lmao get a grip fagboi
>>52699543
How do you do it? I can barely even get a second message.
>>52699433
Thais are the bestand you don't need to do anything but view them and be white, the age of their profile doesn't matter
>>52699610
>tfw Thais won't even message me
>>52699565
You mean right here anon?
>>52699706
nah man, where it says login = raw_input, just change that to your username between 'these' as well as the password. Remove the raw input and get pass section. Unnecessary. You'll save on ram usage.
>>52699607
Change your profile into a really shitty one, with minimal info. Give little away about yourself.
>qt says she always thought girls would pee with their clitoris and figured out they don't
Is she pure waifu material or dumb?
Vaginas are complex indeed 2bh
>>52699850
I'm actually tempted to make a new account and just try it, and if it works abandon my current one. I see these girls do it all the time and never write them because there's nothing listed about them worth talking about.
>>52700042
Kek lmao. That's so dumb it's kinda cute. What cunt?
>>52699808
Like so? I cropped out my email + PW in those giant blank spaces
>>52700054
UK 2bh
She is a solid 7 and introverted
Do you think she is pure?
Lads is this too much/too little?
>>52700278
It's enough but add some hobbies, TV shows and movies, not as much as your music but a couple
>>52700278
Hello King Corg
>>52700278
Add commas, I am a step closer to eye cancer because I read this
And add more hobbies and interests
>>52700278
>talk Japanese too
>too
>>52700409
H-Hi Anon
>>52700419
>>52700321
Noted
>Thai Ladyboy messaging me
This is it
any interpal bros still around from 2013? I used to be obsessed with qts on here but real life got in the way of things. I remember indianola, a british guy called tom and some dutch guy who use to manipulate qts for fun
>>52677448
>>52677490
>tfw your qt uses instagram and posts provocative pictures of herself.
Can't win 'em all. At least she sends snail mail, constantly confesses her love to me, and has tolerated me going weeks without responding.
>>52680334
M8, we post our profiles here all the time. It's been like this for years. We're all in the qt-hunt together..
>tfw you aren't going to sleep with your head on her shoulder
>you won't wake up with the most beautiful face in the world beside you
>you won't watch her petite form rise and fall ss she breathes.
>you won't shower her with gentle little kisses until she wakes up
Why even live.
>>52700982
I've been here since 2013. But you probably wouldn't remember me. I was only known because Rachel had a crush on me.
>>52700171
No idea. UK tells me no tbqh but most girls aren't "pure".
>I wish I could be with you instead of fingering pregnant women
qts at work are adorable
>qt is vacationing in Thailand
>tfw it's killing me
>>52701625
There's only one solution: fuck a ladyboy before she does.
>>52701123
Didn't ask for these feels anon.
best search parameters for optimum qts?
/ibrebecca
>tfw qt welsh girl ignores you
>>52701972
Now this is my opinion, but:
Age: your age range
Countries
Ukraine
Russia
Belaruse
South Africa
Ex-yugo
South America
>girl only accepts messages from males
>>52702132
>South Africa
>Ex-yugo
>South America
You had a good start, but then fucked it all up. Let's start over:
Ukraine
Russia
Belarus
Lithuania
Latvia
Poland
And if you're especially daring, add:
Estonia
Norway
France
Czech Republic
Denmark
>>52702232
>>52702132
Shit lists.
From my experience :
Finland, Finland, Finland, FUCKING FINLAND I GOT 5 AMAZING QTS FROM THERE
Netherlands
And that's it.
Don't come steal my fucking qts.
>>52702265
Aren't Finns known for being full autism or was that another country?
>>52702265
>Finland
The land of special snowflake syndrome - where short hair dyed the colour of a rainbow is prized? No thank.s
>>52702232
>he doesn't know that Afrikaaners are top-tier qts
>>52702265
Denmark is cool though. Can't give it a bad rap considering I got my tall submissive aryan qt from there.
I don't care if she's a 185cm giant, that makes it better.
>>52702296
>>52702327
Only one of my Finn qt has dyed hair, and it's dark red.
>>52702422
Pic related.
>>52702342
Your time spent on the virgin islands may have given you jungle fever. Seek medical attention immediately.
Nice.
>>52702342
>British Virgin Islands
>>52702452
>Afrikaans
>White
>Your entire post
>>52702480
I've heard New Zealanders eat all of the sugar sachets in hotel rooms. Is stealing towels not enough for you?
>>52702495
Seriously though? They're in a warzone, and have likely been subjected to the BBC throughout their entire lives. I don't see the appeal.
>>52702534
We don't steal towels in New Zealand but we take the coffee, tea and sugar sachets
>>52702610
That's the sort of wanton theft I can get behind. Canadians take towels from hotels, and I've always found it so ludicrous. The tea bags and sugar sachets were left for us, so we can take them, right? I have the heart of a kiwi.
>>52702479
Cunt?
>>52702674
Congolombia
It took her 1 year and a half.
But she finally said something a bit lewd.
The key to successfully stealing towels is to ask for extras at varying times during your stay. You'll have so many accumulated and lying around dirty the maid won't notice if a couple are missing, because you had far more than the normal allotment anyway.
>>52702597
Because they're hot af and most of them see the blacks in their country and how the act and don't like them if you're afraid of getting keked. They also have great personalities and a sexy af accent.
>>52702534
I'm not from New Zealand but I once stole about $1k worth of bath shit from a 5 star hotel.
>>52700982
Indi is sporadically lurking and posting but he's not interested in the game anymore
The Dutch guy, you mean Sanders? He's still around, hasn't got a life yet and probably never will
>>52701520
>Rachel had a crush on me
Who are you?
>>52702696
This guy gets it.
>>52700145
yes like that, it may just work with your username though.
>>52702654
Ive never heard of anybody taking towels in NZ
most people would be too scared of getting caught plus the kind of people that stay in hotels don't need to steal towels anyway.
>>52700050
I've made a fake account with this, and sadly its much much more popular than my real one.
>>52702696
>>52702702
I once took the liquor bottles from a mini fridge and refilled them with water. Glad I payed with cash, otherwise I'd have been fucked.
>>52702703
Steve.
>>52702753
That's also true. When I stayed in hostels in Australia I was afraid they'd charge me for pissing the bed when I was blackout drunk. Turns out it's no big deal.
>>52702690
Can you help me with my qt? We've been talking for a week and I've yet to flirt with her. I'm a little cautious too because she had an ldr relationship that ended pretty bad and I don't think she'd want to go through that again if feels were to develop. Fuck, this isn't my first qt either but I think I met my match. Some background.
>>52702923
Just make it very jokingly and see how she replies. If she takes it negatively then say you weren't serious and were only making a joke.
Good luck.
>>52702923
>I'm a little cautious too because she had an ldr relationship that ended pretty bad and I don't think she'd want to go through that again if feels were to develop.
Damaged goods, m8. Find a girl who hasn't had an LDR before. Then you can experience everything with her for the first time
Do you need to have like a zyzz type body to get qts on this?
>>52703306
kek fattie
>>52703334
Nah dude im average as fuck
Is it like tinder
>>52703306
kek fattie.
>>52702923
Don't you think it's a little early? I mean if a qt that talked lewd or flirt with me after a week I'd think less of her
>>52703373
>he doesnt start talking lewd with his qts the moment she says hello
>>52703349
>Is it like tinder
Not really. You can message anyone, and impress anyone with your witty banter, or compelling introductory message. And if you're successful you can only meet them if you travel to see them.
It is like tinder in the sense your appearance and first impressions matter.
>>52702690
>3rd world
>>52703445
>>52703223
I was planning on going down that route too, thanks familia.
>>52703297
She doesn't seem damaged and it was a while ago too so maybe there's still hope ;_;
How the fuck do you get nudes? I asked three times (after much talking): two declined, one got offended.
>>52703543
>msg a bitch
>have good intro convo
>flirt a bit
>ignore her
>shell go crazy and msg a million times
>ask for nudes
>>52703505
Women always remember their first love.
That's why it's best to get 'em while they're young.
>>52703613
>tfw never got to experience pure teen love
>>52703733
>tfw this feel hurts me a lot
>>52703733
>tfw your only experience with teen love was with a simpleminded fatty.
>>52703613
B-but we have a such a smiliar childhood it's creepy.
