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boxing (day) edition
cold out.
this time exactly a year ago i was waving goodbye to my gf at liverpool airport as she flew back to barcelona
sad feels lads
>>52672353
She really is quite ugly
>>52672142
One of the students leading the campaign is a Zulu on a Rhodes scholarship
Oxford, let us remind you, is the world’s second oldest extant university. Scholars have been studying here since at least the 11th century. We’ve played a major part in the invention of Western civilisation, from the 12th century intellectual renaissance through the Enlightenment and beyond. Our alumni include William of Ockham, Roger Bacon, William Tyndale, John Donne, Sir Walter Raleigh, Erasmus, Sir Christopher Wren, William Penn, Rep. Adam Smith, Samuel Johnson, Robert Hooke, William Morris, Oscar Wilde, Emily Davison, Cardinal Newman. We’re a big deal. And most of the people privileged to come and study here are conscious of what a big deal we are. Oxford is their alma mater – their dear mother – and they respect and revere her accordingly.
And what were your ancestors doing in that period? Living in mud huts, mainly. Sure we’ll concede you the shortlived Southern African civilisation of Great Zimbabwe. But let’s be brutally honest here. The contribution of the Bantu tribes to modern civilisation has been as near as damn it to zilch
>>52672397
you're really quite ugly
>sometimes I feel as though life just isn't worth living
Kev...
Need a Sersh gf lads
Are the shops open today lads? Need to get some bread and milk on my way back home.
>>52672461
wew, who said this?
>>52672493
>on boards.ie for 11 years
>only has 2 friends
>>52672443
That's just...wow
>>52672518
Yeah, the sales start today so everything's open.
*kills everyone here but can't be killed myself because i have shields up*
>>52672585
Thanks m8. Hope the self services check outs are not to busy.
>>52672590
just want to give him a hug
wish I was a trillionaire, I'd send him about half a mil
Gonna go box me some pakis
>>52672397
agreed
Korean gf finally arrived lads
>>52672443
>member of aggressively expansionist tribe (and presumably very proud of their Zulu heritage) chats shit about aggressive expansionism
literally lmaoing at their life
>>52672590
That must suck ontop of all that now his dad goes and gets Depression. I'am sure he'll soon forget what he's depressed about.
>>52672551
how do you see his posts?
>>52672605
>m8 is using the self service checkout
>press the assistance button and run off
i spoke to god today and she said that she's ashamed. what have i done? who have i become?
;_;
Wet out. English weather.
was I even alive 12 hours ago? was I even born? who knows
>>52672647
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=29971
>>52672638
Whilst only being at Oxford thanks to a scholarship setnup by the very man who's statue he wants torn down.
>>52672652
>go through self-service checkout
>took 2 plastic bags but entered 0 on the machine
>>52672652
kek or the classic abandon your shop and walk off.
>>52672660
>no one responds
>no one has edited wojak in there
:(
>>52672655
>she
Slightly triggered iibch (if I'm being completely honest)
doing a muscles
>>52672655
>implying god is a slag
>>52672684
still can't see them, what am I doing wrong?
>>52672722
>>52672703
lads we worship pussy clearly god is a woman
>>52672720
can I feel them? just want to know if your bodybuilder material that's all haha
>>52672692
>Not bringing your own bags.
btw nerds i got........ FIVE LIKES on my new profile picture
can non-normies get the fuck out please? this is our base now.
stupid unpopular kids. bet they didn't even sit with the cool kids at school lmfao!!!!!!
>>52672660
>give me back my family
im quite a witty, intelligent man if I say so myself
>>52672760
blow me dude
boom shakalaka
>>52672667
wow
>>52672760
aki please go
>>52672779
fuck you are one autistic cunt
>>52672353
Cara lad back is comfy.
>tfw my favourite band was ruined because i associated it with her and it just made me sad and depressed listening to them
>had a round 2 with her, realised she wasn't that great after all, ended it again
>suddenly feel nothing listening to my favourite band
you lads have no idea how happy i am now. 2015 was my darkest year for sure
*defeats you in a debate*
>>52672750
cheers mate, I didn't need another reason to hate cara but I'll just tack it on to the loads of reasons I already have.
Daft cunt.
tfw numbness every single day
>>52672867
Who's that
>>52672779
I swear on all that is holy that if I have to spend another night sighing at your abortive posts I will RAIN HELLFIRE on you - HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION FOR YOU
>>52672655
Were you even pointing at Mecca?
You're supposed to do it facing in that direction.
>>52672873
that's depression mate
>>52672867
*feel salty for getting defeated in a debate so i punch your child in the face*
>>52672867
Some people don't look terrible when they get fat, but Sargon isn't one of them. The man looks like he stuck his face in a beehive
Got your new years resolutions ready yet lads?
I'm just going to take better care of myself
got a confession to make lads
i'm a somalian, i was born in mogadishu and my parents immigrated us here illegallly when i was 2
>>52672353
For far too long, I have dreamt of waking up next to Cara, and rubbing her swollen belly. She would tell me how excited she was, after 4 days of holding her shits, and I would spend the day feeding her strawberries and other soft fruits.
When the time came, she would tell me, and I would carry her into the bathroom. She would sit on the toilet, and spread her hind legs to allow me a full view of her delicious plot hole, which by now has begun to crown a brown head. I would watch her struggle and groan and she forces that fat sexy shit out, as the brown head grows in width and mass until gravity plucks it from her body, and it falls with a splash into the toilet.
There would be more, of course, and she would struggle to find the strength to push the rest out. She would be forced too, however, as the stomach pains are simply too much to bear.
She would double down on her efforts, and this time I would rub her belly, and tell her how much I love her sweet sweet farts that leak out with every grunt. Another head would emerge, this time much harder and darker looking, and I would know this was the source of her blockage. She would grunt again, and try to get it out, but her strength would give out, and the turd would not retreat back into her, leaving her plothole wide open. She would be moaning in pain and arousal, and I would have the privilege of removing the blockage myself.
I'd grab that fat turd with one hand, noting how warm it still is, and I'd wiggle it. It would be too strong to just break off, so I'd need to pull it downwards, all the while Cara would be winking, and dripping sex fluids into my arm. Eventually, after much force, it comes out, and a torrent of diarrhea follows in it's wake.
My job done, she would moan as she finished emptying herself, and after that we would wash our hands and retreat to the bedroom.
And then comes the sex.
Went washing the car yesterday with the power hose and the paint on one of the alloys starts peeling off.
Where can I get them fixed?
>>52672894
sargon? this is not sargon
>>52672867
Thats a great pic.
Wish I was a dad. I wouldn't be here.
>>52672902
as long as you don't act like a cunt you're alright
>>52672873
more like NUMBERS every single day
*checks these*
>>52672779
same lmao, and two nice comments
>>52672867
hate this cunts voice so much
>>52672907
same
>>52672920
Whoops. My point stands fine on its own, though
>Unless you know of someone that can help its a waste of time looking. I myself have a contact with team gb ice hockey head coach who has a friend in usa hockey. He is trying to help me go over so I can get more experience in hockey coaching. hoping for a good email to come back
any Yanks fancy sponsoring Kev's visa?
>>52672969
I don't know her and I don't have a gf
>birthday in 5 days
>bracing for the embarrassing 4 or so messages i'm gonna get on facebook
http://strawpoll.me/6366034
important poll
>>52672969
haha! good one brian, you got me good! XD
*likes your picture*
>parents LITERALLY watch netflix all day.
>berate me for being on computer
>>52672991
>Fourth year to enter. I really really hope its my time this around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLETmEZFbbg
having a great day lads? i'm sure its about to get better now i am here, lets party!
gf just sent me this
>>52672996
Don't worry lad, i only have 3 friends on my Facebook.
>>52673005
who is this bloke? someone explained it to me once but I forgot - is he the guy who held the sign at some game and then got arrested?
>>52672920
yeah it is
>>52673033
please delete this.
>>52673014
tbf they probably aren't posting korean pop stars to a malaysian spoonplaying forum on netflix
>>52673014
>mum drinks a pack of WKD and smokes a pack of amber leaf every day
>judgily points out every single rare time that I come back from the shop with alcohol
FUCK OFF MUM
>>52672612
Underrated
>>52672914
Have a google for wheel refurbishing places near you.
So how was your Christmas haul lads?
Got some aftershave, some clothes and a new pair of trainers. Then my mum came up to me and my brother after dinner and gave us both a card, had a cheque for £1000 inside.
>>52672969
>it's a lexi tells dad's across america she'll fuck them as a consolation for their daughters dying in a storm
>>52673042
nah that's lexplorer
this guy is a west ham fan with severe dyslexia and downs sydrome
received 2 (two) lynx shower sets lads
>mum drinks a pack of WKD and smokes a pack of amber leaf every day
is your mum 16?
AT my parents with literal dial up internet speeds and no 4chan folder on there pc to post pics from :(
>>52673062
>wkd
Working class as fuck
>>52673082
Why the fuck did she give you a cheque?
Why not cash?
Still a nice gift though
>>52673025
>that music
>>52673088
Was one of them an African set?
>>52673038
that's much better
i have nearly 300 but only 4 of them will care enough to wish me a happy birthday
>>52673088
Have you contemplated suicide?
Hope they were not Africa.
I'M FROM WEST WHERE THE YATS SNIFF SHIRLEY
AND EVERYONE'S GOT A HOME GYM AND A NURSERY
>>52672969
I went on nachtschich and said Happy Christmas Teutonic lads.
I got called and Island monkey and Brits out.
When someone linked a pic of a panzer I linked a pic of some American soldiers and a Sherman.
They all took offence.
I mean I only wanted to say Happy Christmas.
I feel bad now.
>>52673087
>lexplorer
I think i remember him on /sp/ a couple of years ago, is he the one that camped outside for black friday a while ago?
>>52673130
>>52673138
both were africa
>>52673115
So he cant blow it so easily.
>>52673113
means nothing to me but ta anyway
>>52673109
not really she just doesn't like actual alcohol, she has to drink something at 4% and sweetened to fuck like wkd, rekorderlig, kopparberg etc
>>52673120
big fan of Gta3 me desu lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24aUUtvrWA
>>52673115
I'd rather have the cheque to cash in at the bank. Also there's been a lot of robberies around my street recently so I don't think she wanted £2,000 just lying around in the house until Christmas.
Fot Lynx Blacked off my gran. Is it any good?
>>52673150
Dam son.
>>52673085
Hmmm
>>52673005
his sargon
>>52673149
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDkVswg8FYo
>>52673148
>going there
Not even once
>>52673192
BLACKED
>>52673149
yep
he got super drunk one night, posted a threat to a school on /b/, then freaked out and reported himself to the police and went down for 8 years or something kek
he would have got away with it but he fucking grassed himself up
>>52673150
Fuckin hell m8 I'm so sorry.
>>52673075
might go to athlone 2bh
>>52673137
>not going to settings to make sure no one is notified of your birthday
>not changing the settings so that only you can post on your page, thus eliminating the possible embarrassment
>>52673109
I've said this before mates, but mix WKD with vodka and get smashed
>>52673192
Lynx black is nice m8. Shame they don't make Click anymore desu.
>>52673150
>>52673088
got a lynx black set from my sister
FUCK OFF I DO NOT WEAR LYNX. every damn year
>>52673150
Mate I got Africa too
Standard "I don't know what the fuck to buy" present
>>52673228
>Not drinking your Vodka straight
Man up gay boi.
hello lads
no gf.
>>52673209
good post
>>52673271
all i wanted for christmas was to put my willy up your bum sershlad
why can't i have that
>>52673192
It's probably one of the best
>>52673226
but a small part of me has a little ego and wants the notifications, even if there is only 4 of them
fuck i'm conflicted
>>52673222
Whats in Athlone these days? Thats dead centre of Ireland isn't it?
Is it a city now?
Derry cunt.
90% percent! Firing Sequence activated!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGnfna20t0A
So what did you all get for boxing day presents?
>drinking vodka
Only the finest uisge beatha for me!
>>52673256
>sister
Damn, that's cold. Grandparents, aunts, cousins etc. sure, but your sister. Your family dinner must have been fucking dire if thats the best someone that close to you could come up with.
>>52673179
vice city is infinitely better
i've got flash.fm radio on my phone
>>52673235
I still remember the Lynx Black advert.
>Welcome to the Jungle playing
>First shot is a bunch of angry black guys screaming in slow motion
Made me jej.
>>52673268
Straight vodka is aight. WKD + vodka tastes great and will still get you drunk quickly though, and I prefer the taste
>>52673301
>Derry
You mean Londonderry
>>52673288
you can but you need to be my bf and do a cuddle with me
>>52673310
a box hahahaha!!
>>52673333
'great' post lad.
>>52673317
we're not close 2bh, i've lived away from home for 4 years and she recently left home
we get on now but we used to hate each other before i left
>>52673349
i'll be more than that
>all these underclass lynx wearing chavs
Prada master race reporting in
>>52673301
>Whats in Athlone these days?
Its cold up there, we like the cold
>>52673340
wow rude
>>52673357
>we get on now but we used to hate each other before i left
Welcome to 100% of people's relationship with their siblings beteeen childhod and adulthood. Put some fucking effort into her next birthday present and she'll reciprocate. Time to become a grown up.
https://youtu.be/hGrSt5wyQVE
T. Rasheed (o)
>>52673382
>flexing your quads for a /brit/ photo
literally lmaoing at you
>>52673310
incomparable realities regarding the future I hold
>>52673382
>Prada fragrances
>ever
>>52673413
hahahahaha
>>52673382
>implying i'll ever use it
it will sit in a corner of my room with the last 8 years worth of lynx presents i've received
>>52673310
Mother dearest got me my main presents for christmas day festivities, but father got me new watch and cricket kit for boxing day. I didn't realise everyone celebrated boxing day as well. The son of my estates gardener mentioned that he only received presents on christmas day.
>>52673356
Is that a woman?
>>52673428
Stick it on eBay
>tfw my sister has turned into one of those cunts that is on their phone 24/7
Literally stood outside Morrison's with my dog, waiting for my family to finish shopping
>>52673413
phahahaha
>>52673428
This is the case for all my presents evey year
>>52673372
but how can you be more than that
>>52673382
Surprisingly I didn't get any Lynx, I got a ted baker and an FCUK one 2bh
>>52673440
excuse me please use the proper pronouns Xer/Xir thank you
>>52673340
Whatever you want to call it lad. Enjoy it while you still have it.
>>52673396
Where are you that Athlone is up?
>>52673403
I have no desire to get close to my sister. I like the way things are now.
home alone now lads, i wonder what could happen!
>>52673455
finger your dogs arse
>>52673455
very cute waggy woof
bad shoes
>>52673455
is your dogs name tyson?
>>52673455
Take the fucker for a walk while you wait, don't just stand there
>>52673413
babby quads detected, that ain't flexing son.
>>52673422
women literally love it
>>52673463
what's the TB one like?
>>52673468
There's no chance of us loosing it you deluded cunt haha
>>52673458
my mum used to get me a Tottenham calendar every year, they used to pile up visibly unopened on top of my bookshelf until she finally got the message after about 10 calendars
>>52673455
>converse
pfthahahahahahahaha
>>52673468
dublin la
>>52673455
nice shoes......*dude*
cowabunga and all that
>>52673486
'no'
>>52673487
Mixed post
>>52673488
Negatory
>>52673492
She's already been on a walk you cheeky cunt
got a comfy superdry jacket lads, really comfy tbqhwu
>>52673493
kek alright thunder thighs
>>52673467
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ahA9S-f2Vlg
>>52673506
I get the beano book, every year since 1997
>>52673479
you on the left
me with the bushy hair
>>52673493
Quite good, smells nice and it has 3 sprays in it hehe
>>52673508
It's probably a girl
Just woke up lads what am I like haha
>tfw you're getting in a hot bath and your balls first touch the water
>>52673463
I got Le Labo Rose 31 and Amouage Journey from me mam
She has pretty good taste
>>52673450
>tfw i turned into one of those cunts when my gf went abroad and my friends had to make rules and punishments for looking at phones when the group was together and i knew that it was because of me
>>52673455
your dog's eyes are screaming "JUST"
>>52673547
>tfw no bathtub
>>52673508
>>52673522
Literally ordered another pair off Amazon, these are dirty as fuck
>>52673493
Prada fragrances literally smell like shit pal, though Irish """"""women"""""" probably have no taste for quality anyway
>>52673523
sorry bruv but they are ugly shoes
Converse shouldn't be worn past the age of 15
*walking the xmas ham to the table* alright lads now *drops it* oOOOOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOODY DAMN!!!!! DAMNT IT TO HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
>>52673565
iktf
>my stunted adolescence forces me to wear converses
>>52673570
nah, they smell great. i'm only home for xmas but i've heard it from yank, brit and irish women.
>>52673555
>my friends
>>52673570
Lmao my dad is almost 50 and he wears them
>>52673550
I got some armani aftershave too but I still have aftershave from 2 christmases ago since I don't really go anywhere but they like to get me one every year
>Tfw Christmas is over now and now I'm just bored around my parents house.
>>52673594
>>52673600
your dad and this mick are plebs
>>52672907
I'm a /lat/ poster and what is this
>>52673600
Your dad is a twat
>>52673600
spit in your dad's mouth and tell him that tobias calls him a "fuccboi"
>>52673621
Come fight me you git
>>52673616
Eastern Orthodox Christians have Christmas on 7th Janurary
does any one know of any guitars makers in the galway area. I ask BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE A ELECTRIC GUITAR FOR MY LEAVING CERT WOOD PROJECT.
>>52673607
You should just wear it at home then. Don't need an occasion to smell good. I put aftershave on every morning regardless of what I'm doing because I've got so much and it goes off after a while.
>>52673625
Please dont acknowledge the Swedes, they'll just get excited and make a mess everywhere.
>Christmas ham
Is this a thing
>>52673647
I prefer to use deodrant and leave it at that x
>>52673616
>Liking Christmas
Where can I go to find hot girls?
I don't have any money btw
>>52673382
Never known anyone to wear Prada desu.
>>52673574
Please don't say you are lazy
>>52673668
ISIS
>>52673668
Litrrally anywhere with alcohol. British girls are easy
>>52673616
This, the depression will start to hit hard when you go back to school/work
>>52673646
Why u under UK flag then
>>52673501
You have ten years max until you're a minority in your state. Everyone knows it. Your politicians know it. Don't worry, we won't be cunts to you like you were to us. Enjoy calling it Londonderry and painting your paving stones. You're not even a challenge anymore brother. I hope you evolve and accept change, what else is for you but that now?
Eating bubble and squeak lads
@52673621
attractive woman that i want to bang > some mong on the internet who won't even say what he wears or why a very well reviewed fragrance is bad.
>>52673684
I'm back on Tuesday, I feel indifferent about going back to work
>>52673682
They don't like gypsy's
I feel sorry for his family. Hard times ahead for them. My 62 old dad has it. It gets harder to see him as time goes by
who /working on tuesday / here
>>52673671
だって本当はcrazy
>>52673724
yes
>Christmas dinner time at sister's house
>we pull crackers
>find a piece of paper in it revealing that my sister is pregnant
>...
>I audibly gasp when I realize what it is
>I get a little teary-eyed and feel happy
Is that good evidence to support me NOT being autistic?
>>52673698
lad ignore them, people will greentext anything on 4chan because they don't know how people work in the real world
>>52673646
I know where you can get an overpriced Audi A4 m8
>>52673735
i feel ya
>>52673724
yeah
never work over christmas but couldn't give a shite about new year
>>52673724
Booked tuesday and wednesday off.
>>52673753
can't be doing with this job life anymore
>>52673713
yeah but your off on new years, I mean in january, when you REALLY get back to work
>>52673743
well done uncle anon
a step closer to normie hood
Ever get the feeling what have you got yourself into. I got the feeling last night when I was asked to play in a match next Saturday night
>>52673743
>Being a man
>crying
Still sound autistic
>>52673781
I get paid the day before so I'm not all that arsed
>>52673743
Is it your baby? Why did you react so weirdly?
>>52673724
Yeah got 2 days in next week la
>>52673756
>>52673766
should be p. quiet unless you work in retail, restaurants or other leisure industry
Cold out
Irish weather
grab the pen, clap it like leng Bugzy I'm starting with you
>>52673743
>your the father
>>52673816
>unless you work in retail, restaurants or other leisure industry
>>52673784
>implying lonely weirdo uncle isn't the final stage of the typical abnormie life cycle
>>52673724
I'm working today
>>52673816
I love working in an office. I'll just end up watching YouTube videos all day or something.
Anyone else get the bloody Viz annual
>>52673671
>That ZR
I want to rape your waifu
>>52673813
hhhnnnggghhhh
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STATE ISSUES KGF
>>52673724
Of course I am, its just a normal day. Are you some sort of manchild who wants the entire period from 23/12 to 04/01 off?
Friend still hasn't messaged back to say if he's coming over ffs
>>52673841
>your
learn to spell you wasteman
lads need to spend £7 so I can cop free delivery, post random things on amazon pls
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/dec/26/blind-date-aimee-gavin
>guy wants to meet again
>woman says only as friends
everytime lmao
>>52673897
what kind of phone do you have?
Unbelievable lads, someone literally just dropped off a 10/10 Korean GF at my house.
I didn't even want one let alone pay for one, guess I got lucky. Can't wait to inseminate her!
Would car insurance cover me to drive a van for a day?
>>52673914
S6 but I already have a case
>>52673897
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00NAVUVRI
>>52673897
700 lightbulbs
>>52673657
more like christmas haram
>>52673784
Thank you. I already have some nieces and nephews from other sisters, who I seem to get along with fine.
Although I do wonder if being "good with kids" is an attractive quality or not.
>>52673803
I wasn't crying; I was just a little teary-eyed.
>>52673807
It's still a new family member and I see my sister a lot. It's not like it's some distant cousin who I only see once a year.
Not sure if I should drop a grand on a new tv lads
We all watching Stoke vs. ManUnited right now, right?
Are the car valeting crowd still in the Athlone town centre
>>52673929
No, of course not
>>52673865
Should have voted ukip
>>52673929
Are you renting the van?
And no because it has to be van insurance
>>52673897
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Johnson-Butt-Plug-Large-Black/dp/B000LQI7SA/ref=sr_1_1?s=drugstore&ie=UTF8&qid=1451134380&sr=1-1&keywords=buttplug
Might get out of bed soon
>>52673865
Have to get your own kgf la
Anyone know where I can get a harness for my lab suffering with arthritis in is back legs, to help him walk
>>52673965
The fucking relatives are round and I can't lad
great christmas tb h lads with the family, also proper fancy this girl i spoke to on christmas eve and i don't actually know why i do. which is weird
kinda hope i see her again but if i don't it's no biggie
>>52673897
A £7 Amazon voucher
>>52674022
Kill yourself normie
>>52673929
>>52673796
haha Kevin what are you like
>>52673864
Alright Rasheed
>>52674044
yeah but why do i fancy this girl she's just kinda cute but i dont think we have -that- much in common. is this normal
What's your strategy for /EURASIAN GF 2016/ lads?
>>52673974
but I did!!
>>52673985
unironically own that
>>52674109
ask a girl out to go to a museum or see star wars probably
>>52674009
Couldn't a vet put you onto that?
>>52674109
Move to central Asia
>>52674109
focus on 2d desu.
about watch your mouf, shuuuuut ya mat, basic hook, dead tune
My brother rang up my Grandma on Christmas day and impersonated Captain Picard and Sean Connery and she didn't have a clue
>send 4 girls happy christmas every year
>see if they would send it too me for a change this year
not one girl said it
Waiting for the next thread to post my actual post 2bh
>>52674123
you should be ashamed of yourself, white oprresor
>>52674176
Kazakhstan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ
tune
>>52674191
beta
>>52674191
happy christmas anon
I can be your girl if you want :3
>>52674109
>dress nicer
>get fitter
>talk to more qts
>tfw i'll be aiming for kgf 2017
cold out
>>52674176
Finland
>>52674269
hi
>>52674134
good lad
>it got hard after like 10 minutes 2bf
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52674262
How was your Christmas lisicki?
>>52674010
Ah that's too bad
>>52674298
fuck off m8
>>52674262
absolutely horrid music, what's wrong with you?
alri lads this girl who i was supposed to have a date with tomorrow is working and said she'd have a look at her working schedule again to see when she's free (that was at around 2pm, she finished work at 10 and got home pretty late). just to make sure she isn't getting cold feet, how can i ask her when she's free and if she still wants to go on the date?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INhEHRJgzx8
>first year of uni
>"anon we are going on Carnage get a shirt!"
>o-ok
>just want to go to the pub with a mate instead
>"We are going to get our shirts today! come with us"
>I think I'll get one later
>"No anon they sell out!"
>o-ok
>Go to a bar to get one
>All small ones out
>Only comically large ones left
>"Don't worry anon, one of your room mates (serious qt) has a spare, buy it off her!"
>Forced into paying £20 for this T-Shirt off this qt
>Don't want to go
>On the night everyone forgets about me anyway
>Spend the night wanking into the crappy T-Shirt I had paid £20 for off this QT because it smells like her
>Next morning they say Anon where were you
>I-I was there!
>Just as I say this one of them walks in with the T-Shirt I had wanked into, they'd found it in the bin
>Covered in semen
>Well SOMEONE had a good night last night
>feign that I shagged a girl
>all the lads being fucking NORMIE CUNTS and asking all those annoying questions about her, if she was fit etc
>want to see her facebook
>Make a fake account and show them later
>It spirals out of control and for three months I have to pretend I have a GF who isn't real
>Gets to Christmas and they tell me they knew all along that I had wanked into the shirt all night and my GF wasn't real
>>52674262
How hard is it being a gimmick? This autistic persona you created for yourself, it seems like a lot of hard work for very little pay off. You must spend a long time choosing the crappest tunes you can think of, and thinking of the most autistic thing you could possibly say in any given situation must actually take quite a lot of calculation, all this takes a lot of time and effort. I'm just curious what you get out of it, most replies you get (if any) consist of two words, (kill yourself)
Just seems like an awful lot of effort for very little return. Honestly curious why you do it?
getting flooded lads
probably gonna drown
remember me
>>52674334
doxable info la'
>>52674419
lol this can't be real
>>52674460
finger your bum one last time x
>>52674499
fuck off back to reddit
>>52674419
haha
Two years after I killed Blyth I murdered my young brother Paul, for quite different reasons than I'd disposed of Blyth, and then a year after that I did for my young cousin Esmerelda, more or less on a whim. That's my score to date. Three. I haven't killed anybody for years, and don't intend to ever again. It was just a stage I was going through.
bit hungry
>>52674374
>>52674439
i enjoy it man, leave me alone
>>52674262
hahahaha what is this satire? this is so bad hahaha
morning lads
>>52674494
You really are a twat aren't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VAIamFKtI0
>this kind of music will never be played in clubs again
Just random noises and niggers talking about their money now
>>52674419
should've just said you wanked into the t-shirt because it smelt like the girl
would've been mega bants if you're not a weird looking sperg
t. good looking tall lad
havin a pooey bum wank
>>52674589
keep it to yourself
>>52674607
Well good morning
>>52674621
kill yourself
>>52674645
nah senpai, there's like minded people in this thread
Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.
>The Turkish president appeared to prevent a suicide on Christmas Day after he was filmed persuading a man to get back from the edge of a bridge.
>Recep Erdogan's bodyguards brought the sobbing man, who appeared to be in his early 30s, to talk to the President through the door of his car
Good lad desu
>>52674695
Went washing the car yesterday with the power hose and the paint on one of the alloys starts peeling off. Where can I get them fixed. Live in Galway but Athlone would be handy to get to
>>52674708
its probably a publicity stunt
>>52674695
There literally isn't a like minded individual for you on planet earth. You are a special, unique breed of spastic.
No one is ever going to want me
>>52674708
Definitely not propaganda
I really really really really really really really really really raeally really really hate it when people bang on fucking doors
just fuck off
>>52674736
at least you're not lisicki
>>52674723
You would have thought they'd have got a better photo than him looking faintly disgusted and talking on the phone if it had been a stunt.
>>52674736
good choon
boipussi
>>52674708
Literally 3rd world dictatorship tier propaganda.
>>52674772
they gave him to the phone to talk to him whilst the president was in the car, so he was on the phone to the guy on the bridge as I understand it, guess he forgot to put it down or something
>>52674731
>You are a special, unique breed
haha cheers man
>>52674755
Think there might be a Yule Lad in your house la
VERY hungry lads
alri lads, how was christmas?
imagine ifThe Ministries of Love, Peace, Plenty, and Truth actually existed.
literally everyone on this site would disappear.
>>52674708
Well that sure isn't staged to draw attention away from the fact Russia proved he's buying oil from ISIS and actively trying to stop the forces that oppose them.
C O C K R O A C H E S
*looks at the score*
>>52674815
omg your such a evil idiot, can't you see that he just fucking saved a man from dying. HAVE YOU EVER SAVED A PERSON FROM DYING OMG
Did anyone else think 190cm master race was actually kev for a while?
>>52674840
*rims your bumhole*
>doing work experience
>cute chubby american girl keeps looking at me
>catch her eye every time I walk in the room, pretty much any time I look up she's looking at me
>working on the coffee stand
>she comes over and gets a hot chocolate off me
>we have a bit of banter about how chocolatey she wants it
>end of the day meeting
>she comes and sits next to me
>doesn't say anything
>ignore her
>walk out without looking back after the meeting finishes
That was closest i came to gf2015 lads, what about you?
>>52674566
canadian stomach
>>52674919
>tfw /gf 2012/ was the closest I've got
>>52674919
>>we have a bit of banter about how chocolatey she wants it
>>52674919
>working experience
Are you 14?
>>52674919
fuck that fat yank bitch lad haha
>>52674972
n-no
it was actually volunteering, not work experience, dunno why i said that
>>52674945
>tfw /gf 2009/ should have been my year
>>52675000
You were volunteering at a coffee stand?
>>52675000
>>52675030
you telling fibs mate?
>>52675000
Underage b&
>>52675030
It was at a homeless shelter
>>52675022
What happened lad
>>52675000
reported
>>52675062
>announcing reports
reported
>>52675052
Why was the American girl buying coffee at a homeless shelter?
You're not very good at this are you?
>>52675022
>completed gf 2006-2011
>not even come close since
>>52674811
>tfw no qt secret gf
why live
>>52675085
she was volunteering, the coffee stand was for the homeless to get coffee and volunteers could as well
not gonna get to me lad
volunteering for work experience at the homeless coffee stand in American later lads
>>52675081
>announcing reports of reports
reported
>>52675124
Julia was a huge slut though m8
>>52675144
me too, how chocolaty do you want your coffee
http://strawpoll.me/6366344
http://strawpoll.me/6366344
http://strawpoll.me/6366344
Anyone doing boxing day sales
>>52675052
in london? tell me a bit about it please.
why am a such an idiot honestly why can a no just handle ma alcohol properly n no humiliate masel
>Work on boxingday
>get sacked
>>52675142
Feel like this would have been included in the original post if it was true
>>52675235
no
people have been rude desu
might go and volunteer in a random country. no real desire to help poor people or "find myself", i just can't be arsed sitting in an office dealing with spreadsheets anymore
>>52675237
Who's masel and how did you humiliate him
>ask mam to iron me a shirt for tonight so i can look somewhat presentable
>"well you're never going to get married so you'll eventually have to learn how to iron your own bloody stuff!"
right in the feels, mam.
>>52675271
careful of trafficking la
sheeit im just tryna hustle my way through the struggle that is life nawmsayin dawg
>British Asian
>3,078,374 (2011)
>3 (three) million
>>52675059
Just me being to akward to actually approach her
I tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn't even matter.
>>52675243
lel
>>52675093
At least you got it once and experienced >tfw gf
>>52675243
what happened?
>>52675230
Got a 64gb sd card & adapter for £13 trying to find something for £7 so I can get free delivery la
doing a poo lads
australian on the loo
australian on the loo
and he's doing a pooooo
Jesus was a SOCIALIST: Jeremy Corbyn blasted for comparing Christmas to SOCIALISM
Gets derided for not sending xmas message, then gets derided for sending xmas message with a political view. I love this country - seems like the press are going all out to discredit themselves.
>>52675378
never said i was on the loo
t. pajeet
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/23/ugly-true-story-rhodesmustfall-oxford-universitys-answer-blacklivesmatter/
>Who will join my campaign #Rhodesmustrise?
>The idea is to build in the middle of Africa a gigantic golden statue of the mighty British imperial hero Cecil Rhodes – a really big one, about four miles high, so that Kilimanjaro doesn’t get in the way – to remind all the locals for miles around what a complete and utter toilet their malarial, tsetse flyblown continent would have been if it hadn’t been for all the 19th century explorers, miners and pioneers and nation builders and District Commissioners in their white pith helmets who brought them civilisation, the rule of law and economic progress.
lefty students triggered to death
Imagine how much known history would change if historians were allowed in the Vatican archives.
>>52675383
jesus invented communism
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/dec/25/prevent-programme-lacking-referrals-from-muslim-community
>muslims aren't referring radicals
>it's because we're so racist that they don't trust us
you couldn't make this up.
>>52675415
Not much. Most of it will be church doctrine. There might be some classical or medieval works previously considered 'lost' but not much else. Certainly no Da Vinci Code shite
bought an iphone 6s today lads haha what am i like x
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