>australia has no culture!!!!
like umm ... nice try sweetheart :) x
Heh
>australian culture
spin the goon
glass the leb
>>52668388
>kiwi culture
claim goon
claim glassing lebs
Delightful
I like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMyObgpl4vE
>>52668324
>you will never be australian
>you willnever enjoy australian food
>you will never celebrate australian culture
>>52668324
haha it's missing my dick lol
>>52668422
haha...thanks love :)
>>52668422
>tfw no bogan gf
>>52668473
I knew that feel and it was not so great
>>52668484
wait no I mean i knew tfw bogan girlfriend and it was not great
>>52668473
>tfw no thick book worm aussie gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSWjDW4NyGo
>>52668427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiogUx5h28c
>>52668324
>Australia's culture consists of taking small things and turning them into unneccearily big things
For what purpose. How is this entertaining.
>>52668422
I always thought British lower class girls were the worst in the world until I came out here.
>>52668528
you literally just described my dick
>>52668528
Pot calling the kettle black :^)
>>52668398
We don't have lebs :^)
>>52668565
doesnt stop you from claiming it, mate
>>52668528
>America's culture consists of taking small things and having african americans step in place for it to produce a larger thing
>tfw you will never ever grill shrimp on the barbie
>>52668573
We don't claim it you fuck
Glassing isn't a thing here 2bh
>>52668597
>Glassing isn't a thing here 2bh
what do you do with your ethnics then???
>>52668605
They fight each other already
>>52668605
Sell them land
>>52668597
>*frantically crosses "glassing lebs" off The Charter of Australian Things We Claim*
>>52668622
Give back Russell Crowe cunt
>>52668605
Get them drunk then have a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvnDPwft75s
>>52668324
>banana
nice i like the penguin and the pineapple
>>52668651
That's not even that rare, especially in Hamilton.
>>52668651
ahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking brilliant
what a little wasteman
>>52668687
How have you not seen this already.
>>52668574
But anon I'm from new England. Everything is small and cute here.
>>52668699
I'm not from this country
I've been shown always blow on the pie/nek minute though
>NZ culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTZyorJVeqI
>>52668725
Our culture is literally built on memes
Feels bad
>>52668702
>New Englanders
>cute
Little white beta males yeah, but not cute.
>>52668742
what culture
>>52668742
Well I mean there's not much else to do mate
>>52668751
Memes
>>52668746
Take this shit to your shit local thread please
>tfw I thought this was all aussies posting
why the fuck don't you faggots have a different flag or at least become one giant gay irrelevant country
>>52668422
>mfw I live near frankston
>ywn b an Ozzie and get drunk with the lads and then pick fights with lebs in the parking lot of the local maccas
>>52668781
Our slags are worse m8
whats doing tonight lads
think im gonna get on with some of the lads idk if im gonna head out or not we'll see haha bit too hot for that and then gonna back2back it tomorrow night with the lads 2bh gonna be hectic might message my qt co-worker and see if she wants peen but not really say that hahaha
>>52668651
>I'm 9 bro
holy shit lol
>>52668746
The buildings and towns I mean.
>>52668636
He made his choice, and he chose us.
Both better cunts than the northern hemisphere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pSa3Zz9zuQ
>>52668816
this bird bailed on our date tomorrow cause she has work so i'm waiting for her to get home so she can sus out her work schedule
fuck i hope she isn't getting cold feet
>>52668829
Well we have Hugh Jackman and we're keeping him. Oh and thanks for Mel Gibson too.
>forgetting about our most heroic overlord Guy
>>52668892
Does Huge Jackedman call himself an American?
>>52668892
Hugh Jackman's still got an Aussie accent, and he still lives here half the time.
You can have Mel Gibson, he's American-born anyway, and he's a fucking nutjob.
>>52668892
Mel is American and he's wasting away. Lad is talented.
You all talk like rednecks in america, the main stereotype of the stupid american.
>>52668951
Mel could have done a Star Wars like Apocalypto would have been solid af.
>>52668990
And Americans don't talk with accents right?
>>52668990
2bh the south probably exudes the most culture of any area of America
>>52669025
What? Are you on drugs right now? I even said in my post that you talk like rednecks in america, that specifically implies an accent.
>>52669040
That's perfectly fine with me, I'd prefer not to be known for noodling, mudding and coal rolling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsX9HdP_zUs
Been on your big tour yet lads?
Last stop for any ladies is to come down to Brisbane and sit on my dick ;-))
>>52668816
Don't shit where you eat
>>52668874
damn...
gl lad
>>52669162
>big pyramid
mate...
>>52669162
>australia has big red
I'm impressed desu
>>52668324
so that's where the giant banana, krill and pineapple came from in the ty 2 game
>>52669162
I was at the Big Pineapple the other day
It's just a little zoo now and Australia Zoo has cuckked all their business away from them
shame
>>52669162
What about cute lads?
>>52669865
Where are you on this chart lad? Then I'll decide
>>52670389
7 soft 4/5 hard
Grower t bh
>>52670389
I'd be willing to bet you're uncut, aren't you?
>>52670470
Pretty much everyone in developed countries aside from the US is
>>52670499
Oh I could tell because only uncut men are insecure enough to save pictures of several penises so they can compare penises.
>>52670526
Only uncut men are secure enough to contemplate the subject without becoming butthurt
>>52670526
There are a lot of insecure men on both sides of it that post threads and argue about it on this site
>>52670547
Oh I guess I'm insecure because I don't save 20+ pictures of other guys dicks so I can compare them to mine and make sure I'm acceptable.
>>52670526
>I'm proud my parents had me mutilated, r-really guys
>>52670597
It's because I'm gay, not insecure, and it's more like 20,000
>>52670612
kek
>>52670610
Actually I'm indifferent and it doesn't effect my day to day life ever.
>>52670656
I guess you can't miss what you never had
>>52670612
I've never seen another man's penis that I thought was as nice looking/attractive as mine t bh
>>52670672
post is lad
>>52670693
Don't want to get banned and in fairness I've not seen many bar porn.
>>52670656
>it doesn't effect my day to day life ever
iktf desu
>>52670693
t. Cocklector
>>52669162
>Big bull
>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD
>attention thirsty anglos
>>52670739
>I've not seen many bar porn
Well in fairness they'd probably not use ugly cocks in porn 2bh.
>>52671774
Retarded aussies are better than liberal aussies
>>52671833
have you actually watched porn
half the guys have jewelry implanted into their dicks that look like random lumps
>>52669162
golden gumboot belongs to babinda
tully is full of shit
>>52671833
>>52671864 this t bh
I don't watch gay porn, the men are not the focus and are usually pretty ugly with average/worse penises
I feel like ironic memes are directly part of Australian culture. It's not even a byproduct or rather a subculture, but an integral part of your culture. We all already know about banter. What is banter if not ironic real life shitposting?
Not only that but most meme pages on facebook and most ironic meme networks are administered by cheeky australian buggas. It's actually quite beautiful and hilarious.
Also it's pretty confirmed how they're the worst posters on this site
never change straya
>>52671864
>half the guys have jewelry implanted into their dicks
This must be a fairly new phase in porn, I don't watch a great deal nowadays but when I do I don't see any bolts in their dick.
>>52671945
NZ t bh
Its pretty much the same but low profile. I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually post an opinion of NZ posters
>>52669162
>Ned Kelly
Noice
>>52672018
>I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually post an opinion of NZ posters
Won't be long if you have aussies using your flag
>>52672115
Its just one guy and besides, I really don't care
>>52669162
Been to 9 of these wew. The Ned Kelly one you can see up his dacks. Whale was my favourite. Big pineapple is the worst. It's not even that big. Like, for a pineapple it is. But in general it's more like moderately sized
>>52672155
I care about those sick dubs
>>52671951
It's usually just a single lump on top of their dick to help them hit the g-spot
>>52668422
I'd cum down their throats 2bh
>>52672222
2222bh
>>52672222
NOICE
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>>52672222
Very nice
>>52668324
Australia construct big animals and fruits to tell people its safe place.
Advice is don't believe it.
>>52670739
crosslink on another board then
>>52668990
>You all talk like rednecks in america
No, but good on you for having a try lad.
