>open Christmas presents
>family claps after every especially exciting present
Fuck you /int/, I've become so self conscious about being American now.
At least you got presents
And a family
Oh, well
>>52661142
you really were not aware that you live in a clapistan?
>>52661142
I live in SoCal so other than the chicano stuff I've never really been exposed to the whole "muh heritage" stuff
Well it was raining the other day as I was walking out of a Target and this guy next to me says "my Irish ancestors would've loved this weather". I had no fucking idea what to say, I didn't know these muh heritage people were real. I kinda just did a fake laugh and walked to the far corner of the parking lot
>>52661142
Good thred. Someone needs addenshun.
>>52663426
Do you not have that ancestry.com ad over there?
>>52661142
Oh.
Well at least there weren't any red cups at the dinner table... right?
>>52663426
I went to a private high school and the amount of bullshit with the "muh heritage" I witnessed makes me cringe just thinking about it.
>constantly being reminded that a person is 1/5th Irish, 1/3 German, 1/7 Dutch
I don't give a fuck I'm white and American. I think some people have to compensate for lacking a "strong family identity" and take pride in some obscure culture they know by name only.
I've had people ask me what my heritage is, I honestly don't know and don't care.
>>52666684
good lad
>>52666684
>I don't give a fuck I'm white
Since you felt the need to tell us about it, you're probably a greasy fucking wop.
Remember that all memes are real
>>52666684
Yeah I went to a private high school too, I distinctly remember two kids arguing over who was more swedish and everyone claiming to be 1/64th apache or cherokee
But I understand OP's problem, I just finished a psychology course where another class down the hall would start clapping in unison every 5 minutes, but I actually thought it was funny
>>52666645
You mean these things?
>>52661142
>be European
>thankful that family doesn't clap while I open Christmas presents
>suddently remember that it's because we can't afford Christmas presents
>we can't even afford food
>also Christmas is illegal under Sharia Law
>>52666795
nah f.am I'm saying americans brag about how many white european ancestry is in their blood. idgaf I'm white and that's as far as my interest goes.
>>52667016
senpai
>>52661142
i literally exhaled forcefully through the nose at the idea of clapping for christmas presents
>>52667029
it's the result of a nipponman run your board.
>>52667035
>mfw americans clap every time a bus stops and safety lets passengers on and off the bus
>>52661142
I get that feel whenever a plane lands and people clap or if people clap during/after a movie.
>>52663337
>>52661142
Did you put on shoes to wear while opening your presents?
>>52661142
Did this all take place on your roof, or are you some sort of non-American communist?
