post your life in one image
>>52635246
That explains mine too but I don't have courage to pull the trigger
Is a webm ok?
it's also my wallpaper desu
i forgot put my name
>>52635283
yes its ok its about shitposting anyway
>>52635390
>>52635438
oh my god literally me
>>52635390
This pic always makes me laugh! Also, these look like my relatives (but not like me) ))))
My life be like pic related.
>>52635438
XDDDDD
>>52635396
made me laugh IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxdWnfzpRU
>>52635650
XDDDXDXDXDXDDDDD
test
>>52635552
>>52635678
What are you doing you nerd
>>52635716
;* Smoking fatty blunts and shitposting on Christmas morning alone in front of the fireplace. That's what!
>>52635771
Oh
Okay
Merry Christmas I guess
>>52635536
what is it?
>>52635771
Why would someone smoke a joint or blunt inside their home?
>>52635692
France knows
Joyeaux Noel!
>>52635771
I work a lot. I'm even on call today.
>>52635836
Its not like cig smoke, it doesnt stink up the place.
And to the extent it does, its my house, so...? Also, there's alot of snow outside and its about 20 but I would never go outside to smoke flowers anyway.
>>52635845
It's Joyeux not joyeaux, but thank you !
Merry Christmas !
>>52635941
holy fug
>>52636053
lellllllllll
>tfw i weigh around 120 kg
>tfw virgin at 24 years
>tfw my weight stops me from doing anything productive
>tfw i literally imagine being a superhero and only go out at night
>tfw i pretend to be a suave night-knight and actually wear a cape (that can easily be hidden in case people wander around at night)
>>52636083
A picture, Jurgen.
Not a manifesto.
>>52636079
>>52636083
Here's something productive you can do: lose some weight.
>>52636083
why not doing drugs tho? they are good to you and make you feel happy. just like beer but better
>>52636144
my whole family is fat. its in my genes and whenever i lose weight i instantly gain it back as soon as i eat another slice of pizza
>>52636187
So don't eat pizza
(Pizza being a euphemism for unhealthy food, of course)
Excercise at the very least so you can be bearmode
>>52635937
>it doesnt stink up the place.
Nigga, don't talk to me like I haven't been smoking for as long as most of the people itt have been alive (18 years). That shit stinks up the house.
>Also, there's alot of snow outside and its about 20 but I would never go outside to smoke flowers anyway.
Are you even white? Those are the perfect conditions for smoking a blunt or joint.
That said, I only smoke anything that's not a pipe at concerts, skiing, or camping. Hell, I bring my vape to concerts more often than joints now.
>>52636187
i accept my faith desu senpai
>>52636187
Then stop eating pizza.
These things take time. Eating pizza wastes that time. Even one slice. Get in touch with a professional and have him turn you into your superhero you.
>>52636273
fate*
fuggg
>>52636083
Fetti was geht
>>52636083
I lost 40lbs over summer. Don't give up bro. It's gonna be hard but it's worth it.
The first thing to work on is your diet. Once you have a healthy diet then you can start exercising
Here are more tips from Dawn Jackson Blatner, RD, author of The Flexitarian Diet :
Eat vegetables to help you feel full.
Drink plenty of water.
Get tempting foods out of your home.
Stay busy -- you don't want to eat just because you're bored.
Eat only from a plate, while seated at a table. ...
Don't skip meals.
http://authoritynutrition.com/how-to-eat-healthy/
>>52635438
COMEDY GOLD LEL
>>52636231
pizza is the only food that satisfies me. i switched from 32cm to 28cm pizzas and changed the toppings to healthier alternatives
>>52636271
??
>>52636292
see above.
>>52636299
das höre ich sehr oft. nicht originell
>>52636239
too many letters in your post
>>52636586
XDDDDDD
>>52636239
>standing around in the cold smoking
>predawn
>bathrobe
no
>>52636702
Du bist doch behindert
>>52636397
>pizza is the only food that satisfies me. i switched from 32cm to 28cm pizzas and changed the toppings to healthier alternatives
Just give up dude
>>52635628
>>52636187
>>52636397
>literally American tier
>Hurr durf muh whole family is fat its muh genetics not the fact I stuff my face full of pizza every day
Stop being a little baby and eat vegetables.
>It doesn't satisfy me
What do you expect, Blowjobs?
It's food for fucks sake.
>>52636685
That sounds nice. Seriously, are you not white?
>>52636504
Sorry?
>>52636766
haaaahhhhhä ja
lifes gud
>>52637433
>over under grip
fugging pleb
>>52637323
this
>>52637433
>>52637433
>That grip
STOP
>>52637519
there was more
post more its hot
>>52637433
why does that body look like scooby's
>>52637604
Because it's sad and alone.
>>52637604
Maybe I'm scoobys not gay twin
>>52637634
scooby's not alone though you can see his faggot husband in some of his vids
>>52637519
My life is good but I am not
Me t b h
>>52636397
Pizza is the only food that satisfies you because you are a fatty and your body has become accustomed to salt and fat in mass quantities. You're literally addicted to bad food.
If you make a change, given time, your body will adjust. But you're a fuckin loser so w/e.
Literally me
>>52638975
totally
>>52637586
only one I got family
the guy's the luckiest man alive.
I want to be the Türk but I can only be pepe, for now at least.
Post image of no gf for me pls
I went from this in my early 20s
I failed at everything i tried
>>52641826
To this in my mid/late 20s
I guess you struggle in your 20s, and later on finally get successful,
Take home message = never give up
>>52641636
>>52636187
>MUH CUNDISHUNS!!
HERE'S A TIP YOU FAT CUNT QUIT FUCKING EATING
story of my life.m2ts
>>52636397
>pizza is the only food that satisfies me
You're alright, Germanbro
>>52646599
fuken shave ew
hair is only sexy on people who are already sexy you disgusting blob
>>52647598
I have dry skin I will start to bleed if I shave mire
>>52647647
then stop having dry skin
>>52647734
How
>>52635246
>>52647790
lotion
not taking long hot showers
having a balanced diet and drinking
>>52635438
>that hits close to home for me
I love my life
why are u all white pig first worlders pretending to b depresed lel
>>52649526
just virgin beta white males
>Chocolate skin masterrace reporting in
>>52649526
jejjjejejejejejejejejejejeje
Me: my life
>>52649826
You and me both m8
>>52635246
>>52651273
I know this
>>52651598
Argentina is alright in my books. You're one of the better South American countries, that's for sure.
>>52651733
thanks funland :D
>>52639926
>>52635246
>>52635824
something related to odioso dios
>>52651273
why man? why
>>52636187
you family is fat because they were raised by fat parents
you are fat because you were raised by fat parents
there is nothing genetic about it, just shitty diet habits passed down with each generation
>>52653462
How nice, you included Chile in your picture!
>>52636083
since you are german you look like the average SS soldier right?
hi
>>52635278
None of us do. It's why we're still here, wasting our lives on 4chan.
>>52653992
hej
>>52636771
fucking underrated ahahahahahaha
here is mine>>52650242
well everything has been already said
>>52635438
Nigga...
>>52653824
jealous chori go away you're still mudblood
>>52654921
>colour
>>52635345
>Room is large and tidy.
>They are not drinking themselves to death.
That person has better friday nights than I do.
>>52635246
>>52636353
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
