I'm trying to create a character to troll the average Englishman or WASP American.
Basically he needs to be absolutely everything they hate, down to their bones.
I'm thinking of naming him Guy or Xavier.
He'll have a French surname, of course, but isn't necessarily from France. Could just be traitorous native like all those Harry Potter villains with French names (Lestrange, Malfoy, Voldemort.)
He turns his nose up at beer and drinks a small amount of wine daily. He never gets drunk and would be confused if you asked him why not.
Horses and dogs disgust him.
He is a gourmand, but thin. He believes that gyms are for fat people and that muscles are for road workers. He believes this in the same way that he believes the sky is blue.
He is an old fashioned Catholic, and also an old fashioned hypocrite who sins with a completely sunny, clear conscience. He won't eat meat on Friday, but might stop off at a whorehouse.
He was a trust fund kid and is now an idle rich.
He does not understate his abilities and when others do, he takes them at their word.
At the same time, he is completely matter of fact about his abilities, not "confident" in any wholesome, fist-pumping, All-American way. He is bored by his skills and sees them as little details.
He is a baronet with Norman blood, and speaks fluent French.
Any suggestions for more Anglo triggers, /int/?
wtf
A character for what?
I'm not even an Anglo and I'm triggered.
YOUR FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS TRIGGERING ME
I'M BING TROLLED SO HARD RITE NOW :DDD
>>52624485
forced memes never work
>>52624485
>naming him
Jean-Louis du Pont de la Rouge.
>He is a baronet with Norman blood, and speaks fluent French.
No, make him an old money former French aristocrat.
Rest is okay, I guess.
>>52624633
Book or skit. Might make a troll twitter or blog.
>>52624681
Anon.
I want you to close your eyes.
Now imagine what your mother would say if she'd heard you've been wasting time pretending to be some French wanker only to piss off the English.
And that you actively enjoy it.
Really.
>>52624681
Your character is a bit of a Gary Stu. He needs some flaws. If you want people to take him seriously, he absolutely must be a pedophile.
t. best selling author
I don't know what to think about this. What the hell.
>>52624485
>>/tg/
>I'm spending my free time trying to brainstorm a character to troll people on the internet.
I'll save youa trip to a psychologist - you have autism.
>>52624784
Think trolling Anglo beaufs.
>>52625022
GOD DAMNED PAPISTS.
>>52624485
>hates dog
thats a western civilization trigger, malassia
>>52625051
i no rite
>>52624831
To prove your point, that would be to the psychiatrist.
Anyway, I want to tap into the Saxon collective unconscious and generally yank its nerve endings
>>52624485
hmm... Just looking over it, I'd say that the only problem you might have is overplaying it a bit. It looks good though!
>>52624485
Muslims trigger me so that french surname would work well.
>>52626887
Sure thing Patel
