It's Christmas dinner!!!!
Hi Grandson! It's been so long!
Hi Grandma!
You are so tall now!
Yeah!
Where are your girlfriend?
my girlfriend is traveling to see her family, thanks for asking ^^
Why would you assume I have a girlfriend?
she's in Ukraine and my order is still processing, thanks for asking
>grandma is kill
>no more inquerries about my progress with finding a female companion
>mfw
>grandparents called twice yesterday
>put the phone on silent twice
>>52612785
>Where are your girlfriend
lmao at this nigga
>mfw my parents want to have grandchildren
>mfw they slowly start to realize i'm gay
>mfw i will never tell them i'm a faggot
Feels great being only child.
>>52612785
She's with her husband and our kid at his parents' house in Chechnya.
>>52613138
Mapшaллa дy хьoьгa
>>52613119
Your fathers failure genes ends with you
A small victory for man kind
>>52613182
Дeлepa caлaм a, мapшaллa a хyьлдa хьyнa.
>>52613086
That's pretty fucked up, homie.
>year after year they get sicker, weaker, some of them die off
Feels great man
>>52612785
>tfw no grandparents left
>2 of them died before I was even born
Unlucky m8
>>52612785
It's my sister-in-law that always asks If I've got a girlfriend
Then she jokes that I wouldn't tell them If I did anyway
Every time
Sorry mom here she is! We're just back from christmas booty ritual!
>>52613669
he was talking to his grandma nvm
>that feel when uncle is always joking that Im a gay
;_:
>>52612785
>have one brother and 2 cousins
>christmas 2 years ago at grandparents home
>brother and cousins brought GF
>feel feels
don't say anything
>aunt asks me what I do in my spare time
>say "nothing"
>one of cousins GFs starts laughing
>mfw
and this is why I hate christmas mashallah
>>52614246
Why not tell her you watch anime and post on internet forums?
I tell people I watch anime and they think I'm a BOSS.
>>52612785
sucking a dick. thanks for asking
I'm gay grandma
