Christmas Qt Edition
JUST
britcucks out
>not living in a city
why?
if i get 10 (you)s i will not post any more anime tonight.
>>52604994
Yes, and /brit/ is the pinnacle of international discussion.
>>52605036
What's wrong with her eyes
>>52605001
good edition
>>52605036
Thank you, someone else agrees that her eyes are Brendan-tier
for FUCK SAKE lads
so not only am i working at 5:30 am on boxing day ive also just been informed my chavvy landwhale cousin that i never ever speak to is going to be one of the people queing up outside at 6 in the morning for the sale gonna be proper cringey and awkward lads x
FOR THE BRITISH EMPIRE
Want to cuddle Roisin tbqh
maisie
need a jewish gf
>52605060
If you get 10 (You)s, I'll post double in your place.
http://strawpoll.me/6356078
http://strawpoll.me/6356078
http://strawpoll.me/6356078
http://strawpoll.me/6356078
>>52605036
is her face naturally like that?
marina
>>52605115
needs a meme option
>>52605115
black ops 3 (run and fly around and shoot people)
>>52605115
watch the K-on film.
>>52605115
I suggest you watch K-ON instead, preferably the film in which they go to London.
>>52605137
was gonna add one but i'm genuinely bored and a meme option would suck up all the replies
>>52605147
comp's too pooey to run bo3 even on lowest desu
>>52605159
>>52605176
can't atm there are people around
not finished the second series yet either
is the film chronological to the series? am i supposed to watch it last?
>>52605176
great post
>>52605203
>was gonna add one but i'm genuinely bored and a meme option would suck up all the replies
Which would let you know that both games are shite
>>52605084
>attending a black friday/boxing day/January sale
automaton max
So bored I just made a batch of prawm vol-au-vents. Anybody want to see them?
lads
this is the most qt thing in existence
>>52605203
>is the film chronological to the series?
It takes place in between episodes 23 and 24 or something, but yeah just watch it last
its not real its been PHOTOSHOPPED IN
>there are some people here who aren't at a christmas dinner/party RIGHT NOW
SENPAI NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52605104
Me too lad. Do they have them in London?
what exactly stops people who are more than set for life financially, from fucking things up completely?
like how do we know mourinho didn't intentionally destroy chelsea
why would any organisation pay someone significantly enough that it might allow them to not give a shit about their job
>>52605240
close
>>52605240
>gif
fuck off
Kayon.
>>52605277
Why exactly do you care this much about FOOTY?
>>52605240
what anime is this?
>>52605130
essentially nothing so the employer needs to know what kind of mind they are dealing with. mourinho for example has an ego the size of china so would be unlikely to ever want to tarnish his record or legacy. same with lots of people in power. but you can never know for sure can you?
this is probably the cutest picture ever to exist
tbqh
k-on is fucking shit
>>52605272
any big city has it's jewish areas
>mfw driving through manchester and seeing orthodox jews in their big hats for the 1st time irl
>>52605313
keiioyn.
>>52605322
it's not only pertaining to footy
>>52605093
apprenticefu ngl
>>52605338
Rasheed
>>52605328
FROOTS started to grow on me but I want Electra Heart 2.
>>52605356
mugi
just want it to be tomorrow 2bh
Fuck off with all this animuposting and weebshit, you cunts are ruining /brit/. I thought it would just be a few editions, not every single fucking one.
>>52605327
>but you can never know for sure can you?
scary dessu
onyl thing stopping them is fear of a lawsuit or criminal investigation.
but I'm sure there are countless ways to make things worse that can't be traced back to us
Manime.
>>52605379
who? is that the one who married the black guy?
>>52605379
>mugi
watch this lads haha
>>52605358
>Electra Heart 2.
never going to happen, she fucking hated that album lol
>>52605379
Fuck off back to your containment general you tripfagging git
long day lads cant be doing with it
feel bad for getting my younger brother into gaming lads
ive since grown out of it but hes become some autistic shut in that stays in his room all day and doesnt go to bed until about 6 am and wakes up at like 3pm and i feel responsible lads
>>52605386
youre posting is so autistic that its become a sight for sore eyes
it makes my eyes sore to see the sight
@52605379
mugi
Showed /brit/ to my female friend and she said you are all a bunch of losers trying too hard to be masculine.
@52605386
first day in /brit/?
named my dark souls 2 character "doing a poo lads" so that when i invade someone it will say "Invaded by dark spirit doing a poo lads!"
watch out for me if you're playing dark souls 2
>>52605445
age?
>>52605328
nah this is
>>52605412
mugi is eternally pure and has a heart of gold
anime e e e
Did somebody say Manime?
>>52605467
consider yourself doxxed ;)
>>52605467
good gimmick
cant believe some people still pretend to not like anime here baka senpai, its old.
>>52605485
we know, handle the banter lad.
>>52605445
he would have got into it or something else with a similar outcome of lifestyle anyway
you being the reason is just ego
>>52605467
>2
>>52605485
OUTSTANDING POST
>>52605488
emina
did an absolutely 10/10 poo. Really nice size and girth with a small smattering of bum gravy after and minimal clean up.
More manime.
>>52605445
How old is he?
I'm out /brit/, message me when the anime posting stops.
>>52605478
>>52605548
hes 19 im 22
>>52605481
abominable creature
foul
>>52605416
Which is odd because its her best one.
At the very least bring back her writers.
Asked Santa for a Macbook Pro, I hope he remembered xD
>>52605519
no one plays 1 anymore
can't get any invasions anymore not even in oolacile township
>>52605564
I know Muslims don't like dogs, but respect animals please Rasheed.
>>52605577
FOB
>>52605564
show me someone who is in your opinion cuter then
>>52605589
Platform?
I haven't played in a while but I had no problem getting invasions only a few months ago on PC
>>52605559
suggest that he joins you out and about but don't make a thing of it
if it's no better by 21, tell him to get his act together
if no change when he's 25, tell him reap what you sow
>tfw snowing on Christmas Eve
>>52605559
>19
Oh dear
>>52605614
i have it on xbox and pc, can't get invasions on either
can we do some cute Christmas posting please?
>>52605628
it snowed yesterday and all the snow is melting now
sad~
God rest ye merry, gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Christ, our Saviour
Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan's power
When we were gone astray
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
In Bethlehem, in Israel,
This blessed Babe was born
And laid within a manger
Upon this blessed morn
The which His Mother Mary
Did nothing take in scorn
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
From God our Heavenly Father
A blessed Angel came;
And unto certain Shepherds
Brought tidings of the same:
How that in Bethlehem was born
The Son of God by Name.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
"Fear not then," said the Angel,
"Let nothing you affright,
This day is born a Saviour
Of a pure Virgin bright,
To free all those who trust in Him
From Satan's power and might."
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
The shepherds at those tidings
Rejoiced much in mind,
And left their flocks a-feeding
In tempest, storm and wind:
And went to Bethlehem straightway
The Son of God to find.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
And when they came to Bethlehem
Where our dear Saviour lay,
They found Him in a manger,
Where oxen feed on hay;
His Mother Mary kneeling down,
Unto the Lord did pray.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and brotherhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy tide of Christmas
All other doth deface.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
Finished wrapping prezzies for the senpai.
>>52605628
Blue sky and 12 degrees here. It's fucking shit.
Have you gone to the mosque yet today lads?
>>52605637
yes
>>52605636
Fuck people are retarded
who /paces, does a wee, or eats something when they're anxious/ here
give a reply if you are slightly enbriated
Merry Christmas heretics.
Lads, trapped a bug under a bowl.
Not sure what to do now.
if i got on a plane to nyc and just lived there, would trump deport me or could i get away with it cos im white?
lads well weird question
what do you do when a gas oven's fire goes out?
at the moment im just poking fire on a stick into where the gas comes from, can i relight it? do i have to pay a professional oven lighter?
did jake lloyd ever see natalie hershlag nakey ??
got this the other day lads
>>52605690
in all fairness it might be because i'm australian and it's stupid o'clock on christmas day right now
none of the fucking lads want to go out the pagans
anyone up for a southeast meet dont be too autistic or rapey in fact dont reply to this post i dont want to see any of your unsioghtly mugs
>>52605625
hes far too autistmal and our relationship has deteriorated too much for me to invite him out with me 2bh
he should be going to uni next september so hopefully he sorts himself out then but i have a feeling hell just be like those plebs in this thread that post about not having a single friend a year into uni and not leaving their rooms
>>52605628
>>52605673
>>52605683
fuck off yanks
>>52605574
FROOT is really her first album that she wrote herself, which is why it was underwhelming. She'll get better though
>>52605703
merry christmasu
Just ate a nice "shit you buy from tesco for £3 each and bung in the oven" dinner with the family lads
not a fan of yanks posting on /brit/ desu lads.
>>52605752
hertfordshire?
>>52605723
you bin it and get a new one
*plays silent night on the tuba*
>>52605720
good luck paying the rent chump
>>52605752
where abouts lad?
quite like anime desu haha
>>52605720
they'd rack you after the 90 days
might get passed them if I'm right in imagining that american public sector is under permanent fiscal austerity
>>52605764
I hope so la, really don't want her to fall off.
>>52605787
ah yes, very nice
>>52605720
How would you get a job?
>>52605093
Literally in love with roisin
>>52605787
feels good knowing ill never fuck up as hard as mark did 2bh
hope that all the weebs ITT die in their sleep tonight for their family's sake so when their mum wakes up for Christmas day she will have the best gift of all...
All I want for Christmas is for people to stop calling me a yank.
>>52605839
wonder if he's here now
wrapped all my presents and put them under the tree hehe
>>52605796
>>52605825
mexicans all get jobs so i'd probably figure something out
>>52605840
excellent post
>6-thread non-anime edition streak by my own doing
>get back from dinner and see this
JUST
Anyway, it was good while it lasted. See it as my little Christmas present to you lads x
>>52605852
lol yank
>>52605745
Strewth
>52605852
fuck off yank
weak (You) bait
Need a qt gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOA2ZhBIQY
me
>hope that all the weebs ITT die in their sleep tonight for their family's sake so when their mum wakes up for Christmas day she will have the best gift of all...
>>52605840
>>52605867
Apparently we aren't worthy of /cum/ season's greetings.
Why don't we make our own and post it to all the generals?
>>52605839
was the moment of /brit/-2015 for me ngl
>>52605875
They cut grass for $1 an hour
might go eat my dindins
Merry Christmas from /cum/.
>>52605960
FOY
>>52605958
what are you having
gf just sent me this
>>52605683
Christmas is tomorro boyo not sure how theyre going to reach me in time
>'Can I bring my boyfriend to Christmas this year, mum?'
Disappointment swells, but she clears the lump for her throat. She loves her son, and if that's who he is then that's who he is.
>'Of course, son. Will he be staying the night?'
>'I should think so. He can't drive, and I want to have a few shandies.'
The lump is back in her throat, but she wishes it was her breast.
>'Okay son.'
>'Oh, and just so things aren't awkward there's something you need to know about him.'
>'Sure thing, hun.'
>'He's a picture of an anime male printed on a pillow.'
>'Okay. I've got to go. Your Dad's calling me.'
>'Bye mum, love you.'
>'I like you too, son.'
After hanging up the phone, she goes onto Amazon to buy some rope. This will be their last Christmas with their son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X472LWhaXE0
>these people are considered white
>>52605720
my mates uncle is an illegal immigrant in NYC
getting a green card is torturous for a white european, unless you're some whizz kid being sponsored by a big multinational
>>52605895
horrid
only valid word to describe it
simply horrid
>>52605979
Me on the left
What headphones should I get lads?
http://strawpoll.me/6356219
nani?
>>52606006
>getting a green card is torturous for a white european,
because we're full, fuck off
>>52605979
me in the back
chatting with amazon tech support lads
>>52605839
He's doing pretty well though
I have no issue with people liking anime, or playing video games, providing you're somehow contributing to society
>>52606082
ok
oh shit, did that poll get 20 votes?
BIG
ASIAN
ARSES
I wonder if I drank enough of my contact lens saline solution, would it kill me?
I'm not looking to kill myself, mind.
>>52606147
yes
>>52606006
what i really dont get is if youre in new york or something every single cab driver will be some paki or indian or something every hot dog stand guy will be some JF yet its impossible to get a green card. how is every shit tier worker a shitskin and why are they allowed to be there?
I wonder what people lived for before Christmas was invented (as in the jewish consumer Christmas of today). Like what did they look forward to in the year? What kept them going?
Are you allowed to wank on Christmas Day?
lads are such borinjg fucking SHITS
im goingto be stucvk here watching home movies all night gfgs fgfs ffs fss ffs ffs ffs ffs ffs fsf fs
>>52606163
you got a link so i can see for myself?
>>52606147
what size are your chebs?
>>52606161
hog
>>52606190
what movies x
>>52606161
fucking ew
>>52605869
>>52605946
>>52606097
I missed this, pls explain lads
>>52604724
You're not "cut off" from the networks, you need to establish them yourself through work, school or whatever you do.
That's what the "normies" did.
Me and the girls before we hit the town! xo1!1xx love u all111!!
>>52606188
Only after 9pm
>>52606161
spoiler this hog
my mum ruins christmas every year. its literally a memory i have every single year since i was about 7 or 8 2bh
>>52606182
>pagan religions never existed
>>52606210
home movies
bits of holiday footage/easter etc
dad makes big montages and makes us watch em all every christmas/new yearfucking dreadful iah
>>52606197
http://strawpoll.me/6355777/r
>>52606169
green card lottery
refugees
is being sponsored by a relative who has citizenship
>>52605982
Your present is my ongoing search for rare leggy Kyarys.
Also you missed/ignored my last choonpost and I felt like I was onto a winner.
https://youtu.be/ybE4QlpYK-E
>>52605736
Nice.
Any more in your collection?
>>52606243
what's he like haha
>>52606232
how?
>>52606142
who gave you permission to reply to me
>>52606223
guy posted a screencap of his iplayer with his username on screen.
brit doxxed him while he ran around the internet deleting his life - mark davis from glasgow. he had a literal degree in the tuba among other things.
>>52606255
huh, fair enough
>>52606223
left his name in a screenshot he uploaded ahahahaha the silly goose
>>52606182
Winter Solstice feasts where everyone ate, drank, was merry and exchanged gifts.
>he thinks christians invented christmas
Ayyy lmao
>Tfw no gf
>>52606308
wahay!
*kills self*
"Oh, my God, you look just like Shakira!
No, no, you're Catherine Zeta."
"Actually, my name's Marina."
who else is spending christmas alone?
i was invited to a family thing but i dont like being with them so i wont go
and the food they make is always mediocre so its not worth it
The Beatles are on spotify lads, it's amazing how they're the most popular band in the world and are still underrated.
>>52606363
>Gay-on
>>52606361
Kind of bad if you don't know the rhythm for reading la
FJ's is great though.
>>52606308
go on then lass
>>52606323
I explicitly said in the post that the current iteration of consumer Christmas was invented by jews.
>>52606363
spending christmas with the family
might have some time in the late evening to post here but can't say for sure
CATHERINE ZETA JONES
SHE DIPS BENEATH THE LASER
OH OH OOOOH
SHE HAS ENTRAPPED ME
AND SEAN CONNERY
OH OH OOOOOOH
>>52606308
R u a girl?
christian arabs still refer to god as allah. just so you know.
>>52606386
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far cock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
Playing a bit of GTA V
I'm excited for my nice PC upgrade in the new year, should be good
>>52606258
good pet
currently in the sitting room surrounded by family so cant play it right now i think
>>52606156
scary
>The Beatles are on spotify lads, it's amazing how they're the most popular band in the world and are still underrated.
>>52606472
Nice pasta
Anime posters should swallow extra pills tonight just before bed tbqh, just to increase the mood the Christmas! thats all
>>52606426
>capitalism is bad
Fuck off commie
>>52606494
you must look like a right anti-social loser burying your nose into your phone/laptop
chatting with Jenifer from Amazon help chat
need a fashionable italian gf 2bh
>>52606161
WHALE
H
A
L
E
BIG
SWEATY
ASIAN
ARSES
Just back from mass lads. Saw one of, if not the, prettiest girl I've ever laid eyes on in my life. She was even praying and singing along.
>>52606494
Ask them if they like Kyary
>>52606466
who cares, they're all fucking lunatics, christians, jews, muslims, all slaves to mind control software
never trust ANYONE who is sure of how mankind or the universe was created
>>52606579
fuck off
>>52606536
im multitasking
Suddenly feel like posting lots of anime lads
@52606579
disgusting paki hog
>asian
fuck off
>>52606542
ask if she has nice feet
want to get drunk but don't want to have a raging hangover and ruin christmas day lads. i'm conflicted.
>>52606594
>Tfw catholic
>Tfw refuse to go to church because its dry as fuck
Say a prayer for me son.
>>52606628
posting on 4chan AND being a bent twat? wow
>>52606637
good feeling
>>52606363
I wish
>sister has come home from uni and I've just realised how my parents act around her that she's definitely the favourite child so that's got me depressed
>all those other family members (cousins, uncles and aunties) will be badgering me about when I'm going to get a job and why no gf
>have to stay out of home for 2-3 days despite having an anxiety problem
>just want to sit in my room depressed alone and indulge in escapism (video games, movies, no reminders of my actual life)
there we are
merry christmas /brit/, you're lucky i'm a bit tipsy
first christmas with the gf lads
cant wait 2bh senpai
>>52606563
there are quite a number of fit italians tbqh (acronym for the phrase "to be quite honest")
>>52606712
timestamp tramp
>>52606386
>>52606712
nice bum
>>52606712
>no timestamp
k
>>52606663
Will do lad. Not sure why you think mass is dry though.
>>52606707
>tfw got a job recently
Now I'll only have awkward questions about having no gf
>>52606712
nice knickers qt. take a picture of your panties drawer plz.
>>52606712
timestamp it you fat slag.
nvm home movies are for tomorrow might be going out tonigght wahey wahoo wahhah
>>52606707
i dont like going because all of my family there are boring people and nothing they say is interesting so i end up just sitting there not talking to anyone until the food is done and then the food is worse than what i make for myself every day
so i cant justify going to family holiday things anymore
they are nice people but just boring normies
