What are some absolutely correct stereotypes about your country?
Yes, there are actually bulls running freely on our streets.
>>52604479
Pretty much everyone drinks tea and a lot of us have sickly pale skin
We do eat tacos all the time.
We really are mean-spirited and gain huge satisfaction from Schadenfreude. We are also 200% culturally more European than Croats.
>>52604479
We can't really tan, which is why a lot of girls wear spray-on tan here. I've tried to tan before, but I just turn from white to red and back to white again.
We are greedy.
>>52604647
this
>>52604479
We are pasta eaters and momma's boy
Everyone is friendly
literally say sorry 100 times a day
>>52604479
>go to buy clothes
>hmm i like this one
>XXXL, XL, XVL, XXL, L, XXXXL
>"um, excuse me miss, do you have any more of this shirt? In different sizes perhaps?"
>sure thing, let me bring out what we have in the backroom
>XL, XIVL, XXXL, L
>...i'll take the L
Yes, we're fat and bad at geography
>>52604479
People really love pancakes.
The alcoholism.
Mordor.
Most of us are fat
>>52604632
Spray tan is the ultimate sign of a dumb whore and retarded try hard idiots
>>52604479
we are drunk vodka addicts hating gays and dostoyevskiy lovers
>>52604835
Not all spray tans look orange and slutty, only the cheap ones do. Also its better than skin cancer
>>52604632
I live in a region by the beach and only tourists and faggots from new jersey fucking tan.
it's stupid. How did it even start?
>>52604862
Dostoïevski IS pretty based after all.
>>52604763
That is not a stereotype.
>>52604893
t. jim from atlantic city
or dallas or some other godforsaken shithole
We are barbarian and will swear and get into fist fights over anything and everything
Everyone is very generous. Downside it, the same sort of generosity is expected from you.
>>52604632
I tan perfectly. I don't think I've ever been sunburnt, actually.
>>52604893
If you're trying THIS hard to get tanned you're a try hard idiot by default.
>Also its better than skin cancer
Nigger, you're on 4chan, you'll sooner get ass cancer from sitting in your dimly lit basement 14 hours a day.
>>52604896
>let's go lay on the beach for 3 hours a day
>fun
>>52604957
>206g
that amount of sugar in one cup... shouldn't it start to taste really awful at that point?
Everyone of us are rich. It's true, every motherfucking one of us are god damn rich
>>52605015
American taste buds have adapted.
>>52604969
>We are barbarian and will swear and get into fist fights over anything and everything
I thought that was the Algerian stereotype, everyone would get piss drunk and start shit with others. Surely Libyans are more collected than that.
>>52605043
You must be boring people.
>>52605043
Ppl dont realize that a rich country is mostly composed of middle class citizens.
>>52604991
>implying sun cancer is better than a spray tan.
Hey who actually wants to look good? Let's all never cut our hair, shower, put on makeup, or wash our clothes.
>FUCKING TRYHARD WANNA LOOK GOOD!!
Stfu you ugly gook.
>>52604479
Everyone loves hamburgers.
Americans drive EVERYWHERE
>>52604991
the beach is a place like any other. If you have a mountain or a park, you don't go "hm, let's just sit here and do nothing for 5 hours and expose ourselves to the elements without reason"
you go to the beach and you swim in the water, you kick a ball around, you build sandcastles or dig or fucking anything. Maybe you walk up and down and contemplate...the point is that "tanning" isn't an activity, it's stupidity that tourists only do because they see it on TV.
>>52605108
tan looks awful in general.
why would you want to look orange?
america really is unironically the greatest country on earth
>>52605136
That is not the stereotype.
The stereotype is that americans need cars to go anywhere because everything is build too far from one thing to another.
>>52605080
>I thought that was the Algerian stereotype, everyone would get piss drunk and start shit with others.
Meh, applicable in most of North Africa, honestly..
>>52605108
>implying cut hair and makeup look good
>>52605187
Only cheap fake tans are orange, sun doesn't tan you orange, good spray tans don't tan you orange either.
>>52605187
prole class status symbols
we associate tan skin with excess of leisure time
>>52605273
Please Desu...
We really do openly hate muslims
>>52604479
We're tall.
We like bikes
We think the world would be a better place if it was entirely ruled by the Dutch.
>>52605306
>we associate tan skin with excess of leisure time
more like "desperate 50 year old crusty bastard trying to fit in; probably jewish"
>>52605283
spray tan is shit, this is a fact of life.
>>52604896
in 1920s outdoorsy, sporty activities became fashionable. before that having a ruddy or tanned complexion was considered a symbol of peasants/farmers and/or manual laborers. ladies and gentlemen were to be pale.
having said that, you probably live in the northern parts of the coast. seamen were typically tan because of a lot of time in the sun.
>>52605068
it's because it's cold
so you dont taste the sugar as much, so they have to add more (and also 1500mg of fucking sodium)
i honestly dont know how people consume shit like that? our midwesterners are fat as fuck because of it.
>>52605324
If you ask for more qts with natural faces without paint on it and flowing long locks of hair then I'm with you
>>52605359
which is pretty dumb when you think about it, there's only like 5-6 million muslims here. i've personally never seen one in my life
>>52605080
Well, Tunisians think this of us, and compared to them it's honestly true.
The most I've seen on a Tunisian road was family friendly cussing and a threat to call the police. In Libya people die in fist fights, even before machine guns getting popular here.
>>52605404
Implying girls look good without makeup
>>52605522
They do. Their fake caked up faces don't look any better than when they are fully natural.
>>52605441
That was my memory of 2005/6 Tunisia as well.
It changed a lot since then, I have Tunisian family there and they noticed it as well.
ethnic tensions and ethnic distance with albanians is large here.
le epig bolanball remove kebab serbia hates turkey maymay is entirely wrong. turks are perceived as the reason why balkans arent as developed as the west, but no one hates today's turkey.
>>52605558
No makeup and haircuts, only 10/10s would be able to look decent. Would you rather have a decent 5/10 with haircut and makeup or a 2/10 without haircut and makeup? You're on 4chan its not like the natural hot girls are gonna want you.
>>52605657
Interesting.
What about Croatia? Montenegro?
>>52605708
This woman has acne because she uses makeup
>>52605747
Your trolling is 2/10
>>52605747
>>52605708
And a 5/10 with makeup and haircuts is 6/10 without makeup and 8/10 without both
We don't make smalltalk with strangers usually and we do hate niggers.
>>52605812
>simple fact that caking your face in chemicals causes skin issues
>hurr yuo trolle
>>52604682
tfw I say thank at least 3 times in an usual encounter with someone else.
>>52605854
Makeup can't cause severe acne like she has
its true. our milk comes in plastic jugs :(
>>52604672
Italians in the US have the momma's boy stereotype as well
What about (sh)Italian culture causes this?
>>52605306
Thats wrong though. People who spend a lot of time outside have tan skin. I.e. homeless people, manual laborers, etc
>>52604479
Arrogance.
We do like to chimp out and do crazy shit just for fun. When in conflict, the biggest HUE wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNWc_amHd5I
>>52605956
>Greece
WE
We are loud.
>>52605956
>Greece
>>52605900
If she wants to fix it stopping with that fucking face paint would help
Alcoholism. Drunken finn isn't afraid of anything, so knife fights might happen.
>>52605737
croatia is perceived as trecherous brothers who killed as much as serbs but got away because they're catholic/better liked by the west, but generally no tensions or anything, occasionally for a football game or a major civil war anniversary.
montengro is perceived as essentially serb. a lot of people are pissed bc montenegrins use family ties to get jobs here. but zero ethnic tension or distance.
>>52604957
>heath
Dyslexic people will read that as health.
>>52606463
Go back to /r9k/ you pathetic robot
>>52604969
RARE
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>>52605083
Nah, we all think it's great fun to drink Champagne in our manisons
Most of us do unironically believe that we are the greatest nation in history
The only ones that don't are the socialist types
>>52604479
we hate the British.
>>52606661
Go fuck yourself you pathetic retard defending some random plastic whore you will never fuck
>>52606691
how exactly are those buildings different from these >>52604755
We eat pasta, a lot of pasta
>>52604479
What >>52604623 said, plus we're very melancholic (suicidal rates are pretty high here) and we like to drink, both when happy and sad.
>>52606799
Wouldn't want to fuck her in the first place. You keep on being salty, lad.
>>52606876
Are there any differences at all?
>>52604957
>32oz
I want all americans to die and burn in hell forever vith their "feets", "pounds", "oz", "Fahrenheit" and their other degenerated units. This pisses me off so much, you guys have no idea
>>52607363
We all say sorry too much and everyone tells everyone else they say it too much
Horrid accents, except the newfies
we are all (whities) very rich
>>52608755
>wild 4v4s freely grazing in the pastures
>not taming them and keeping them in garages
Very rich my ass.
>>52608884
>implying that car lives here
>implying that isn't your mom's car, only here for an hour before going home
;)
>>52609001
You seem to have slept during your geography lesson, friend.
>>52609230
sorry but your mom tires me with her endless dicksucking and incessant demands to be anally and vaginally satisfied
As such I am sleep deprived
>>52605367
This, especially the last one
Also we really have huge windows in our living rooms
>>52604479
People here drink a lot.
>>52609323
>tires
Shit, you're good.
that we're china.jr in terms of:
>being backstabber
>being greedy
>breed like a cockroach
>inventing lots of shady tricks to raise profit (gutter oil tier)
>>52609417
thank you russianon, it feels good to be appreciated
>>52609610
Americans ladies and gentlemen.
>>52609587
poland don't be so down on yourself, you invented polandball! that counts for something
at least you're not some chinky gooky muslim
>>52609678
[claps internally]
>>52609678
>>52609610
like Haydrich said during protectorate
czechs are beer drinking laughing bastards
pretty accuarte
>>52604479
We actually really like organising group shit and following the majority oppinion.
Even our counter-culture is uniform.
>Nonconformist Uniform.
The girls are ugly
>>52604479
we are violent and corrupt people
>>52609678
Hello, fellow citizen.
>>52610137
Dobroy nochi
We a loud as fuck.
>>52610048
Nod really, been in the UK already. Only Glasgow and London are shit.
>>52610365
Jsus! My kybod is eatng th letrs
>>52604632
Because you are stupid. If you protect yourself properly you can get a tan even with the summer in London.
>>52604527
Thats Sweden
>>52610098
t. Brazilian on vacation in Mexico
we white and shit
>>52609230
Imagine all the effort Australians have to make just to see his face
>>52610569
jej, good one
>>52610791
E-Excuse me?
