ITT: your honest opinion about Poland and Polish people
>>52585711
About to eat this shit tomorrow when my drunk family comes over
I went to Krakow a few years ago, I really liked it. Cool city.
It's in Eastern Europe, and they have strawberry pasta, and put fucking carp in their bathtubs. That's all I know.
I think this picture says it all
A country which was beaten countless times and revived countless times.
fascist construct desu
we're just europeans
>>52585782
They were smart to stock up on so many pheonix downs when theres a shitload of high level enemies nearby
>>52585711
Liars and criminals.
Their woman make good concubines. That's the only good thing about Poland.
Different and conflicting versions of the same people.
>>52585711
Mostly bros IRL, mostly cunts on the internet
I suppose I just haven't met any Polish bydlo IRL
>>52585711
ugh
Fuck em
>>52585820
>concubines
like your mother
>>52583831
>>52585754
>have strawberry pasta
the fuck
>put fucking carp in their bathtubs
legit. you have a pet for a couple of days
How is the polish parliament leaning these days? More conservative than the rest of Europe, more liberal?
>>52585768
looks like a proud viking descendant senpai
>>52585711
Poland is a based country.
Polish people are based people, other than the fat-bald-men-eating-pizza-on-the-street subculture
Lwów, Grodno, Brześć, Kamieniec, Królewiec and Kłajpeda are rightfully Polish.
>>52585893
thank you Islamic Poland, you are greatest ally
>>52585863
It's bydlo as fuck. Don't get me wrong - they are patriotic and really want good for Poland but their methods are extremely populist tier. They are not compliant with EU
>>52585711
Poles themselves seem nice and have a cool history but their language is utter shit
I mean the name of their fucking language is polszczyzna
>>52585893
Thanks Singapore.
t. Albert Barboski
>>52585858
t. Jacob Malinówski
>>52585711
I know nothing about both.
>>52585711
they have big boobies
they are sometimes conservative to a fault (blessing tanks/ak-74s)
they are unfortunate to being the butt jokes of rape between germany and russia
winged hussars
theme for sabaton songs
my dad tells me they inheritied enough german genes to be more competent than other slavs
>>52585863
I have seen a polish poster posted that countries around poland have tried to exterminate the polish people throughout the history. Poor poland...
>>52585711
Catholic Russians.
If you go to an abortion clinic in Sweden, most women in the waiting room are Polish
>>52585919
>>52585805
antifa is pretty lame.
>>52585928
>polszczyzna
It's a very old term. No one uses it anymore. It's język polski (polish tongue)
>>52585961
Forgot to delete the link. Sorry.
>>52585953
>my dad tells me they inheritied enough german genes to be more competent than other slavs
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends
>>52585863
going full authoritarian right now
I don't know enough about them to have an opinion.
Based on /int/ they have a tsundere boner for my country.
>>52585859
There's a Polish guy on here that always brags about his strawberry pasta
>pic related
>The Fuhrer's verdict on the Poles is damning. More like animals than human beings, completely primitive, stupid, and amorphous. And a ruling class that is an unsatisfactory result of a mingling between the lower orders and an Aryan master race. The Poles' dirtiness is unimaginable. Their capacity for intelligent judgment is absolutely nil
~Goebbels
Well, it's correct to this day.
>>52585711
I love their history, how they can rebuild their country when yurop turns their back on them, also I think pierogies are delicious.
Their language is cool, but the lack of bowels upsets me.
>>52585953
>my dad tells me they inheritied enough german genes to be more competent than other slavs
More like they maintained pure slavic genes. The rest was mixed with orientals (turks, mongols, albanians etc)
>>52585953
Poles: German genes, Slavic memes
Worst of both worlds
>>52585975
>No one uses it anymore
maybe your bydlo friends don't
>>52586008
New /FAP/ thread when
>>52585961
In the 19th century, Germans tried to Germanize poles in the Poznan region and Russians tried to Russify poles in the east. While Austrians incited the peasants against landowners: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galician_slaughter
>>52586017
t. Slunzak Volksdeutsch
>>52586017
>~Goebbels
Cheeky cunt.
>>52586010
Ew.
>>52586047
>not recognising Polish memes
newfriend detected
>>52586019
>lack of bowels
chile my son...
>>52586017
Are you the guy who drives to the store across the street from your home?
>>52586069
I just did'nt expect that many well detailed replies
>>52586010
it's a very cool dish actually. strawberries + some sugar and sour cream = yumyum
Nice overall, but very very thin skinned sometimes to the point where its annoying.
>>52586091
>well detailed replies
>not recognising Polish copypasta
wew lad
>>52586106
im pretty sure polish detestment of rus is genuine and not copypasta
>>52586133
>thinking the Wends are not Slavs meme is not copypasta
How new are you
>>52585711
Subhumans. Car thieves. Drunks. Worse than niggers.
>>52586095
is this a well known dish in poland? because the other pole didn't seem to know it (Assuming that's not you)
>>52586133
the wend thing is
"wend" was the germanic name for their eastern neighbours
>>52586157
1 yr of browsing 4chins
i started int early this year
So is Poland ever going to repay Germany for the thousands of millions of euros it takes out of the EU and the absolutely nothing it puts back in?
Why is Germany just giving Poland its money like that? Don't the Germans expect it to be repayed?
>>52586167
calm down Geert
>>52586182
>i started int early this year
Interesting, I've never seen someone type the way you do until recently
Did you post exclusively on /asean/ or something
>>52586170
It might be very seasonal - strawberries are available for like 1.5 months. But it's not very popular
>>52586183
>millions of euros it takes out of the EU and the absolutely nothing it puts back in?
check out import-export statistics between Germany and Poland
Germany export is completely fucked without Polish manufacturing (who will put together those VWs and Opels?)
They pay for infrastructure in order to have manufacturing/business services platforms for their exports
>>52585711
Red borsch and zurek are great, cant wait for the borsch tomorrow night
Dont know if I ever had the bathtub carp, most people say carp tastes bad.
>>52585711
The poor man's Russia.
>>52585711
Would be cool if you weren't such christfags.
>>52586183
>tfw
Here:
http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/nov/22/eu-budget-spending-contributions-european-union
Biggest contributors per capita:
>#1 Belgium
>#2 Greece
>#3 Lithuania
...
>#9 Poland
I'm waitning
I love it.
>>52585711
Witcher?
>>52585711
whats the average pole's opinion on usa?
literally every time something bad happens here I see a polish flag saying >only in the usa, this would never happen in poleland. and thus starting a shitposting thread
but I also see polish flags do the same when something bad happens to every other country
is there a country that poland doesn't shitpost against?
>>52585768
>manly jaw and a a prideful pose
>short hair signifies he's a hard worker and always prepared to do what's needed to be done
>determined look makes you know he's someone you can rely on
>votes for patriotic parties that defend the interest of his people
>contributes to his society
>destined to spread his seed and continue the noble blood line
I see how this can be terrifying to feminine Swedes.
really dumb "people"
>>52585711
Basically our best allies against Russia now that Western Europe is distracted by immigration and basically fully cucked. Also, DANK PIEROGI.
>>52587681
rude
>>52585711
>tfw no polish gf
>>52587536
만세만세 김일성대원수 만세
Germany = Japan
Poland = Korea
Russia = China
>>52587726
t. 1/64th polish
>>52587726
Europe ends at the Slovenian-Croatian border.
>>52587815
build wall brother
>>52587749
What is Jersey
>>52587849
think New Jersey, except not new.
>>52587846
Waaaay ahead of you
>>52585711
Had a first hand contact with a co-worker nice guy invited me to his home with his girlfriend and cousin but from what i read is the news they have a very strong unity to their kind and culture. In my small hometown we are used to have erasmus from Poland and are always girls not very tall but blond and big legs rare to see them...some like to party whoring that i am told.
>>52587906
nice
I'm an eighth Ukrainian and an eighth Polish. Can't get enough of the former, couldn't give 2 fucks about being the latter.
![irlanda-do-norte1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0GsN4RW.png "irlanda-do-norte1[1].png")
>>52587849
Fuck that's Jersey? This whole fucking time I thought it was Ulster.
Poland is love Poland is life
>>52587631
We just have a very active shitposting community.
The average Pole on the street either sucks Murrican cock or is ambivalent or even critical but prefers to ally with USA over Russia anyway. Visas are a sore topic though.
>>52588637
Are you geting cucked with USA visas like ukies with EU visas?
>>52588823
More or less. Visa free for Murricans, we need to spend aeons getting questioned in an embassy. Of course they've kept making promises to lift the visas for decades.
>>52588961
It seems you are being used by a stronger country once again, only to be ditched at the last moment. You really got to get self-sufficient on your own, although current polish government will alienate EU nations, sooner or later.
>>52586183
So will Germany even repay 750$ bilion for what they did during WW2?
>>52589378
We could, if we had a strong rulership and removed post-commie filth from our gov.
Attentionwhores
Lost empire complex
>>52585711
women look great in general
cuisine is fucking disgusting
guys are envious, insecure and rude
krakow is pretty neat, pink umbrellas
>>52589511
>post-commie
Unfortunately, they are the only people who have at least some idea of how to manage a country and they sure are not going to allow any outsiders to join their club. Otherwise it will be like in Russia's 90s (with the exception that you are gona get robbed by EU even harder). So first, you'll have to ait for all post-commies to die out naturally. But then, there are their kids taking their turn... This shit will linger untill communist ideas cease to hold any meaningfull suport in the inner circle of Polish governing extablishment. We all gona die of old age (if we are lucky) before that happens.
>>52589652
>cuisine is fucking disgusting
masz waść wpierdol.
>>52589710
The thing is that we have no future ahead of us. We will be either partitioned once again. Or we will do some kind of revolution and install new form of gov. - Which is wet dreams, since our commie gov signed a statute about "bratnia pomoc" - which basically means that in case of rebellion, our neighbouring countries can send their police and army to our land and beat the shit out of us.
We're done for. Germans and Commies fucked us up so good during WW2 that we won't ever stand up on our legs again.
They seem like nice people, a pretty decent looking country as far as Eastern Europe goes. That's about the extent of my knowledge.
>>52585768
>>52587643
Dva chayu bratishka!
>>52585711
I like Poland and all, but borscht, especially borscht with tortellini, looks rather icky.
>>52585711
i hope we will get more sanctions from EU than Russia
>>52587631
>Fat
>Dumb
>Protect us from Russia
>Greatest ally
Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.
Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe
So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country
>>52585970
They don't want to procreate in Stockholmabad desu.
>>52589916
>Protect us from Russia
love this meme
there are dumb shits that really believe that
>>52589999
>There are dumb shits that believe we are able to defend ourselves
>>52590081
>there are dumb shits that believe we need to defend ourselves against Russia
>>52590081
>defend
what you actually do is to suck murican dick
teen kasia related
>>52590216
Not all of us, Burglar
>>52589797
I would not worry too much about it. After all, you personally, nor any of your countrymen were a part of people who built Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth - the high point in your nation’s history. Unless you (as a part of nation) were born before 1939, you were born in a destroyed county and fed with stories about past glory which were used to manipulate you into narrative convenient for concurrent government. Very much like me (as a Russian). We both, from our childhood, were shaped to cling to our great past igniting old grievances and barring us from any meaningful constructive changes in our personal lives and building an overall better society IN our own countries.
So, if we are getting cucked by our own county, FUCK IT back: emigrate, tear your ties with it and don’t look back. How many bloody revolutions does it take to understand that bad guys always end up in power (or is it power that makes them bad?). The only way to change things for better is to make bad guys play by your rules meaning we just stop abiding to standard social protocols, stop doing what they expect us to do: going to work, paying taxes, maintaining order… Can you imagine that on a national level? I am too soft for that…
>>52590337
I get what you mean.
I think I'll just learn some other language and gtfo from Poland. Since there is no happiness for me here.
>>52590337
>fed with stories about past glory
Actually i want this to be here now instead of some puppets who trying to deny turkish slavery trying to change history and even wanted us to be proud to we were part of ottoman empire(which was also halifat- same thing as daesh)
>>52585711
horrendous nation with stupid and leecher drunken criminals
>>52590605
Either way, it's manipulation and it only distracts you from making your life and your county's well-being better RIGHT NOW.
>>52585711
Poland:
Rich history, although overlooked. Polish legions helped Napoleon during his wars (which is a plus), and also supported our independence.
Polish:
Total bros, and hot girls.
>>52590709
>well being assumed to someone else
>>52585768
>strong jawline
>straight Roman nose
are you jealous or something?
>>52587643
>threatening jaw and criminal pose
>short hair signifies he's criminal scum like skinheads
>threatening looks makes you avoid him and absolutely never trust him
>votes for criminal parties
>hamrs society, robs people with knife and steals cars
>destined to spread his criminal terror elsewhere, like Germany
>>52588637
the whole european visa thing is actually calculated by a system
if x% of tourist from a certain European country "accidentally" misses their flight home or has an anchor baby or just finds some other loop hole they get the visa program removed
>>52593979
He's destined to fuck your hairy wives while you watch.
