Hi /int/. Tomorrow I'm traveling to Buenos Aires, Argentina and was wondering if I could get any poon there. I'll be staying there two weeks but I was wondering if it was still possible to pull any cute chetas. What do Argentines think of Americans? I heard lots of Kirchnerists are anti-American but I dunno.
Mis padres son argentinos y gracias a ellos hablo castellano rioplatense pero no se si tengo la confianzo o garra para acostarme con una chica.
CHI
Los argentinos son cosos
>Mis padres son argentinos y gracias a ellos hablo castellano rioplatense pero no se si tengo la confianzo o garra para acostarme con una chica.
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>>52580115
Meant to write confianza. Sorry.
>>52580040
If you socialize enough there should be no problem, don't expect any kind of iniciative from girls here, they're passive as fuck, even if you like them. Basically you need to be a little "cocky" but still funny, proving you have enough self-confidence without being actually arrogant.
>>52580242
So basically just like American girls. Well shit.
>>52580276
Not quite. Americans are easier.
That said, you can always play the foreigner card in your favour.
The key is finding a good balance between sexual innuendo and not making objectively obvious that you want to bang them.
>>52580040
Easy. Tell them you are Canadian.
They won't tell the difference [spoiler]because there is none[/spoiler]
It'll save you a lot of headaches. Trust me.
Oh and yes you'll have no problem getting pussy. Trust me they love gringo cock. When you have to deal with CHE BOLUDO FUMALE UNA VELA QUE PICARDIA BART SIMPSON everyday, gringos are a sigh of relief.
>>52580040
chicano
like anywhere you can pull 2 points above average b/c youre foreign
if youre a fat autist dont expect anything
>>52580337
I was hoping maybe they like foreigners.
>>52580359
That's a good idea. Do you know what neighborhoods are good for finding girls my age? I'm 18 and I'll be staying in villa crespo if that helps.
>>52580485
>villa crespo
te vamos a pinchar chetito
>>52580424
You think so? I'm 5'10 160 lbs which is painfully average I think.
>>52580040
Do not trust the private transport companies in the stalls at the airport, they are scammers.
Only use the official taxi stand outside of the airport.
Normal ride into town should only cost about 1000ars
This sounds expensive but it is a pretty far ride and gas is expensive there
>Do you know what neighborhoods are good for finding girls my age? I'm 18 and I'll be staying in villa crespo if that helps.
La Boca is best neighborhood for qt's
>>52580524
im well traveled and average looking, maybe 6 out of 10? im 6'1 155 lbs for body type. i was able to reguarly fuck 8/10 chicks in southern europe.
if youre a little awkward like i am it helps to play it all off on the language barrier
>>52580501
Please excuse my ignorance but what does that mean?
>we're gonna stab you rich little boy
Is that right?
>>52580536
kek
>>52580536
Thanks for the heads up! But isn't La Boca where that American guy riding his bike got robbed at knife point? It was pretty viral too I think.
>>52580639
he was canadian
>>52580578
pinchar = robarte
chetito, este es tu futuro aca
>>52580639
Nah that was San Telmo
La boca is fine
>>52580639
you can tell if youre in a dodgy area abroad, anon
we have pretty good street sense compared to most first world countries
>>52580671
I hope not. Is villa crespo really that bad?
>>52580677
Alright. I'm from NYC and I know there's always lots of cute girls in Starbucks here. Is it the same kind of thing in BA?
>>52580485
are you jeweish?
>barrios
Palermo, recoleta, caballito, etc
>>52580782
No, Villa Crespo and Buenos Aires is blinded by
>federal police
>metropolitan police
>naval prefecture
>national gendarmery
>private security in most buildings
>>52580837
>Palermo, recoleta, caballito, etc
Stop trying to get anon robbed argiebro.
Those are all bad neighborhoods OP, don't go to these places
>>52580524
5'10'' is tall here. if you don't want to get mugged don't go south of the 25 de mayo avenue
>>52580846
>blinded
AYY LMAO
>>52580912
Wut? I'm 5' 10'' too, it's ok but still far from being tall here.
>>52580837
Yeah I'm Jewish.
>>52580888
I heard Palermo was pretty hip. What neighborhoods do you recommend then?
>>52580846
But it's still pretty safe right?
>>52580912
I'm actually closer to 6'0 now that I think about it. Yeah you're right I remember last time I went there everyone was a manlet.
>>52580888
Palermo is fine you dipstick, it's completely gentrified
>>52580975
si? aca donde yo vivo no debe haber nadie mas alto que 1,75 por eso yo parezco tan alto. supongo que tiene que ver segun en que lugar vivis
>>52580983
all the rich neighbours like palermo are full of thieves who smell tourists and steal. pungas (pickpocket) villa crespo is nice, no one ever stole from me there. going to the south of the city, like la boca, is pretty riscky although if you avoid poor neighbourhoods and stay alert, you should be fine.
argentinians (specially women) love gringos, they get wet on the sight of a tall handsome blonde guy. just act cool and be funny
>>52580912
I just looked at the map. La Boca is south of the 25 de mayo avenue and another anon told me that it was safe.
>>52581101
>being this daft
>>52581102
En Río Negro, soy bastante promedio, veo pendejos de 14 o 15 de 1.80 y minas de mas de 1.75 todos los días, hasta chabones re mestizos de mas de 1.85 son comunes de ver.
>>52581102
>tall handsome blonde guy
pero es judío
>>52581102
Damn I didn't know crime was that big of a deal. Is there a way to limit your chances of getting robbed other than just staying out of bad neighborhoods? I packed a bunch of black high Nike socks and cargo pants which are pretty common for a teenager in the US. What does the average teenage boy dress like in BA? I don't want to stand out too much.
>>52581176
puta mierda, nunca mas me voy al sur. lo mas loco es que conozco un pibe que se vino para buenos aires de comodoro (creo) y debe medir como 1,86
>>52581190
>judios
>no la gente elegida por dios
catholicuck
Either OP is trolling or he's cringe as fuck
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>>52581101
they are tryinmg to get this nigga mugged, everything at the south is shit, everything at the north is good
simple as that
>>52581204
It's best to not mention I'm Jewish to anyone right? Regarding height though, very rarely did I see anyone who was my height last time I went, and I'm not even 6'0. I think the average height over there is like 5'8 or something, which is like 1.74 cm I think.
>>52581203
dressing like this you could possibly avoid thieves although ladies will avoid you (most of the chetas) you should buy yourself a shirt of the national soccer team. you could easily pass as a local, there are lots of white people here
>>52581266
only ignorant shit tier provincianos hate jews and for no reason. you should be fine with porteños. people here hate negros not jews. villa crespo it's one of the most jewish neighbours of buenos aires. they call it villa kreplaj or something like that
>>52581262
>they are tryinmg to get this nigga mugged
stop trying to ruin our fun!
>>52581313
Damn that's fucking hideous. That's how black people and white trash dress here in the US. Well anyway thanks for all the help. I have one last question though. Here in NYC it's pretty easy to find cute girls in coffee shops, especially in the Village. Is it the same kind of thing in BA?
>>52581402
if you are not shy you could engage in conversations with people in parks but most people here when they want to meet someone to have sex they go to dance to nightclubs. there are lots of nightclubs in buenos aires, just ask a local. bonus points if you have to pay to enter, because low class trash avoid those parties.
>>52580888
Last time I went to Recoleta a gang of Brasimians got up to me spurting some gibberish like "ayo boludo, damela cartera si no la saco io mismo". I answered "vai se foder, sou brasileiro, tamo junto" and they continued to upfront me in some weird argentine dialect. They got my wallet at the end.
>>52581768
>They got my wallet at the end.
the ride never ends
>>52581768
So how common is this? Do they just stop you in the middle of the street and tell you to give them your wallet?
>>52581313
Shit, I could swear they were South Brazilians. Identical shit here but darker and with literally-who team jerseys instead.
>>52581838
Yeah, Recoleta is aka Little Brazil.
>>52581849
I'm just curious, is Brazil worse than Argentina when it comes to crime? I mean I grew up in NYC post-Giuliani era so I never really experienced the threat of getting robbed at gunpoint every day. I mean how do you people deal with that kind of stuff?
>>52581913
>is Brazil worse than Argentina when it comes to crime
http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/most-dangerous-cities-in-the-world.html
They beat Johannesburg and Baltimore. This should tell you something
>>52581959
How do you deal with the threat of getting murdered every time you step out of the house?
>>52581990
Like our country, most of the violence exists outside of the normal middle-class person's world. Don't be stupid, know your surroundings and you should be fine.
>>52581913
>robbed at gunpoint every day
My city, Campinas, has 80% of people in the C, D and E classes. 500.000 people alone in the D and E classes living in the projects (here called invasions). Idk the real demographics but I would estimate 30% black, seen that the most people I see daily are Alicia Keys dark or darker.
My neighbourhood is close to a big favela of some 20k people. I've had my life threatened by a drug dealer.
I've just come back from work by foot by completely dark streets and it's 3AM.
Even with all that I've been robbed twice in my entire life in here. Both of those were when I was in high school and I had 2011's Justin Bieber's hair (no homo, no bully pls).
>>52582076
Damn. Must be tough. Do you take any extra precautions other than just staying away from dangerous neighborhoods?
>>52581959
>http://www.worldatlas.com/articles/most-dangerous-cities-in-the-world.html
Most of the Brazilians cities in this list are upper class people's vacation destinations. For instance a plane ticket from São Paulo to Fortaleza is more than 400$, a hotel stay for 1 person, more than $100.
It's just like Rio but with 10x more favelas. Much like New York, these stats come from our Harlems.
>>52582200
>these stats come from our Harlems
Valid point
>>52582133
No but I'm constantly profiling and mirroring people. This has saved me a couple times from being robbed.
For instance, I've passed through a group of shirtless favelados on my way here. Nothing happened.
I would really like to hear these kinds of advice from a Russian, much more thrilling.
>>52582233
Harlem is surprisingly white nowadays. All the blacks are getting priced out.
>>52582353
Free market is bliss
>>52582453
Yep. Would you consider yourself rightist? I know Brazil is run by socialists which is why I'm asking.
>>52582502
Nope. The problem of Brazil is not socialism, it's corruption.
We wouldn't have 12% inflation and so high energy prices, up 50% this year even with a historical drop in commodities if the government hadn't frozen it for a year before the elections.
We wouldn't have been downgraded to junk in case this corruption scheme hadn't started during Lula's.
We could've expanded the education system if so many of the government budget didn't go to the hands of contractors in exchange of donations.
We could've had a more streamlined and efficient fiscal policy nor replace the finance minister so many times if the congress didn't play power games just to fuck up the other coalition.
>>52582700
nor = wouldn't need to*
>>52582700
Hm. What do you think is the difference that makes countries like the US have relatively little corruption and countries like Brazil have such a huge corruption problem? In your personal opinion ofc.
>>52582755
Tolerance.
Lax judicial system.
Privilege from money.
And I could argue that our culture emphasizes the "jeitinho", which some could say it's superficial as fuck.
