>Ausfag invites over several m8s
>They love banter, so they decide to load up /int/
>45 seconds in, Ausfag is about to post a poo in loo thread
>He looks at his data use for the month
>He doesn't even have enough for a single text-only post
>He looks around at all his m8s
>Some have stood by him through thick and thin, snake and spider
>The rest of them are right cunts
>It pains him to go, but he must shitpost
>He murmurs something
>"Wot, you cheeky coont?" asks Nigel
>He stands up, shaking finger hovering over "Post"
>"Oi sed, SHITNESS ME!"
>His m8s go wild and holler "SHITNESSED" as the emus disembowl him for overloading his data
>Another shitpost is unleashed on the Pajeet hordes
>Such is life
>>52579555
The best part about that post were the trips.
I rate you a 555/1000
Australians and Americans should be redirected to an alternative /int/ where we can be together without YUROPOORS and CANUCKS
>>52579632
Why the fuck would any Australian want that?
>>52579632
What about Pajeets, Flipnogs, José, and SEA "people"?
>>52579555
NOICE
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>>52580128
We call them prawns not shrimps
>>52579555
Their fault for not paying unlimited. Silly cunts, bet they were from Perth.
>>52580128
nice
>>52580128
Noice
>>52580170
Shrimp =/= prawns
>>52580170
>putting prawns on the barbie
ishygddt
>>52580170
>shrimps
>s
Literally non-native level mistake. WTF aus, guess you'll be talking about sheeps, perches, and mooses.
>>52579555
You know what man. I never did anything to you. I don't see why I have to be judged because you don't like some people on the internet. Is it my fault that the lower class is the only thing that is shown internationally because people find it funny?
I don't go around making fun of Americans. I don't see why you can't do the same.
>>52580373
What's wrong with shrimps?
>>52579632
>americans and australians banned from this board
sounds good to me desu
>>52580247
>tfw just bought 2kg of fresh shark Bay prawns for chrissy
Flambeyed on the pan > all other methods of prawn though
>>52580590
>Toothpaste flag wasted on someone who will never be able to afford it
>>52580537
That same thing that is wrong with sheeps. Shrimp is the plural of shrimp.
>>52580654
>>52580590
fugg D:
SHITNESS ME
>>52580696
:DDD
>>52580696
>The filter thinks Ausposts are spam
THIS DUNG TRUTHFULLY CANNOT BE FABRICATED
>>52580698
Explain this maymay
