Leave Australia to me.
>>52577918
>trying to combat lord shitposters by shitposting
>>52577918
>poor-ta-loo reek-of-shit
>>52578071
We coming bitch
>He thinks the Emus won
Come to Australia now and look at them, they'll all in cages watching as we fuck their partners.
>>52579343
>triggered over a giant bird.
>>52577918
Let me tell you about the emus son. They are THE DEVIL! THEY HUMILIATED GLORIOUS AUSTRALIA!!
>>52577918
>Hurt back at work
>Coworker says to get some emu oil to relieve the pain
>put it on
>pain goes away
>literally oil from emu fat
No wonder they won. They're fucking white mage birds
>>52577918
>americans literally call these dumb things "emoo"
>tfw NZ has more sheep than people
>the sheep are already winning
>>52579343
Are you saying you fuck female emus, or calling Australian human women the proper partners for emus?
>>52580955
thats how you say it dude
>>52580957
ZUMBUTU MY SON...
>>52580964
Their worse than the sheep fuckers in New Zealand.
>>52581226
*The're
>>52581226
Ahhh new zealand, the Scotland of the southern hemisphere
>he thinks the emus serve anybody other than australians
>>52581260
nobody died in the emu war
>>52581272
we died on the inside
>>52581243
I always thought it was more like Wales but I've never met a Welshman so perhaps they are a mythological creature.
I used to work at a farm and one of my jobs was to take care of the emus. They're cute as fuck, like having their heads scratched, and will eat out of your hands. Don't know why ausfalians hate them so much, they're total bros and lay delicious giant eggs.
>>52581335
they're sleeper agents. Of course they're gonna act nice
>>52580955
>dumb things
Implying they aren't super intelligent and simply lulling you into a false sense of security by acting retarded.
>>52581272
Your dignity died
>>52579343
>aussies confirmed for Emu shaggers
You're no better than New Zealand.
>>52581392
nah
BIG
>>52581392
>Casualty == death
>Poorland education
I want to buy an emu and dye it's feathers yellow. It's as close to a Chocobo as I'm ever gonna get>>52581840