Culture Pals: Christmas Eve edition
Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
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Old Bread:
>>52544929
>>52544929
>>52544929
>>52570980
first for nice thread
2nd for Mongolia & South Brazil
First for Huck Feli
>>52571065
Thanks Belgium anon
>>52571077
You had one fugging job to get the first post this time
In less than 3 days I will be with my qt
>>52571217
looks like we have approximately the same timing, also ~3 days for me
>>52571217
Are you 15?
>>52571217
>>52571260
https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw
>>52571353
No, 15 is already with his girl apparently
>>52571089
Olaf, stop being dis r00d
helis0 more like hell no
>>52572366
>>52571089
Why are you so salty? This is the Christmas Eve edition.
Why do you people keep saying it's Christmas Eve? That's not until tomorrow, you're really triggering my autism.
>>52573187
In Europe it's already the 24th. 24th and 25th are the most important days for Christmas. (Except the UK, where it is 25 and 26, because fuck you that's why)
>>52573187
In Germany Christmas is ob the 24th
>>52572366
heh.
>>52573246
For what purpose
I wish I could be with all my qts at Christmas and just have a huge orgy. Then we can all lay naked and exchange gifts.
>>52573381
Is gifts slang for aids?
so whos the real helis
>>52572099
For you
>>52573711
R-really?
>>52573590
No it is slang for them all getting to suck my candy cane
>>52573764
>>52573881
Thweet!
>>52573881
>a Finn showing affection
R A R E
A
R
E
>>52574018
if you are gay you found a keeper anon :^)
>>52574105
Are you GermoNEET?
>>52574148
GermoNEET best NEET 2bh
>>52574148
No I never heard of him, I wasn't here for 3 months
>>52574186
yeah i wanted to say goodbye to him before I leave
How big is Günthers bunda?
>>52574305
I doubt he'll come here over Christmas, like a week ago or two he asked me to advise him on a Christmas present for his sister and I think he'll celebrate with his senpaitachis.
If he knows who you are, I could let him know via whatsapp desu
>>52574442
Don't turn this into a contest unless you are going to post pics
>>52574451
Thanks a lot whoever you may be Germanbro, he will most likely remember me as Neetbro from Scotland lol
>>52574442
No one here has ever seen it
A-and I thought you're not gonna be r00d desu :c
>>52574497
I'll tell him that, no need to thank me)
>>52574607
S-sorry desu
>guenter will never be gf
JUST
Larissa, m-marry me pls
>>52574692
Huomenna Lapualle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyPsiNVpqEc
Just watched this doc, funny stuff
d e d
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>gf not home
>negro American girl writes to me
>in literally the second message she says she wants to show me her body on Skype
What do I do?
>>52576726
tell the nigger to fuck off
not Interpals, this all happened irl.
>meet girl in summer when i was studying in italy
>we have really good times for a few weeks, tell her I'll come back to visit her
>few months pass, I buy a ticket to visit her, we write to each other and I ask her if she'll be around when I'm in her city in a few weeks time
>she says yes
>travel to her city
>send her a text "hey I'm in [your city], want to hang out?"
>"I have to work these days, full time :(, when are you leaving?"
>tell her I leave in 3 nights
>she just replies "nooo... :("
fuck what a waste of my time and money, i had a feeling she would end up depressing me.
>>52576990
You were just her semester shag mate. Ya dun goofed.
>>52577163
yeah I know. i just need to get over her now. I met another 18 y/o girl who was really into me but i was so fucking depressed.
>>52577216
So contact her again then. The 18 year old I mean. Gotta get that prime minge while you can.
>>52577307
I'm seeing her tonight again, but i'm just not attracted to her. she is half japanese/italian. total qt, but i'm not into asians at all. it's weird, she learned english in school like every other italian, and doesn't speak japanese at all, but she speaks english with a japanese accent. wtf? her japanese mother doesn't speak english so where the fuck did she pick up a japanese accent from?
>>52577386
Do it for the D.
>>52575210
Yeah it's super cringe. I watched it when it showed up in these threads about 6 months.
>tfw qt is messaging me less and less
She's on vacation too so I'm not trying to read that much into it..still a little worried though :/
>>52576726
Blanda upp with her negress body
>interpals girl on my facebook just keep posting pics shitting on people who work full-time jobs and not "following their dreams"
Unfriended her tbqh, can't take any more of this condescending cunt.
>Implying working a full-time job can't be a mean to an end, or that you can't be happy doing it
>>52579004
whats her profile she sounds like a nice person
>>52579004
she is right
>180+ views
>I'm not fucking scripting
I'm scared anons. I even got a few messages from qts don't know wat to say.
>>52579041
http://www.interpals.net/MarianaKr
Enjoy.
Tbqh I can't stand girls from this cunt anymore, all holier than thou cunts who think they know everything.
>>52579079
>IMplying you could live as a NEET or anything else without taking advantage of wageslaves
Be grateful for them instead of shitting on them tbqh.
>>52579117
yeah i was just taking the piss don't worry. I do want a productive life sometime in the future
>>52577982
That's a pretty rare flag senpai
>>52579155
That's cool.
I'm kinda sad I started to dislike Estonia ever since I went and met my Estonian qt.
I guess it's because the feeling I left the country with was crushing sadness and heartbreak and it forever tainted my view of the place, which I now associate with pain more than joy.
>>52579302
As soon as I get out of this place, my productive life begins lmao.
I never managed to get along with Balts, they seem to be just too autistic to get along with people. Not much of a loss anyway.
>>52579345
there are some people at my university who are baltics (mostly lithuanian) and they're extremely sound people. perhaps you've met the wrong ones or i've met the right ones though
>>52579600
Me and you are total opposites then. Lithuanians have been my worst experience of all. Literally not possible to communicate with them. Just not approachable nor friendly in any way.
>recognise grill from your hometown on this
P A N I C
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>>52579797
she's getting some interbenis lmao
>>52579797
Anon just set your message criteria to block messages from your home country.
Problem solved.
Any way to view profile images without an account?
>>52579977
just go on the profile and you can see the display pic lad
/HotWheelsTriga
lmao
>>52580447
consider a picture with your mouth closed, your teeth arent very good
>>52579083
How do you get so many views? I know that guys can get upwards of 20-30 messages every day just from thirsty guys if they put that they're gay on their profile... but 180 views is just insane.
>>52580534
m8
you wouldn't know
>>52580562
i can see them, i know
>>52580574
fuck off m8, you DONT know anything about REAL teeth ;)
>>52579083
what's your secret?
>>52580561
Well it's not like I can interview them. I have no idea why.
To be fair though I only got like 8 messages from those 180.
But to also be fair........ I only accept messages from Europe lol. If I added Asians as well I'm sure my inbox would explode.
>>52580627
DEQDHJIOHJIOHJIOHJIOHJIO2W
>>52580635
HEY MAN i get enough flak
>>52580661
Is your profile picture of you shirtless or something like that? That would explain the 180. I don't block messages from any country and I got around 8 messages the first few days, split pretty evenly between Europe and good Asian countries. Now I hardly get any new ones, just the ones I already have. Don't know why though.
>>52580661
are you really attractive or something?
>>52580835
>>52580839
OK I'm going to lay out a few options.
1) Apparently people fucking love Canada all of a sudden, and I live in Toronto so....
2)No I don't consider myself to be that attractive, but I'm white and slender. If you guys can, make your first profile pic a shot where people can see your body shape from a zoomed out angle
3) Try updating your profile. It can be something stupid like adding a period somewhere, it doesn't matter. But once your profile is updated then maybe your profile gets "bumped" or something by the system and you get more exposed than normal
Anyway that's what I did. Let me know if this works out or not...
>>52581087
Nice tips, I'm already flirting with a cutie anyway, so I'm not too worried about more views... but he gets a lot of messages from thirsty fucks.
I thought that maybe going to the language exchange section sort of triggers your profile getting bumped or something. I just notice whenever I've done that my profile gets more views and messages.
I'll update profile and see what happens, since I can't exactly be Canadian. One of my pictures shows my full body and I'm white, tall and not at all overweight. So...
>tfw my qt didn't have a boyfriend for the last 10 years.
>>52581386
That seems like a red flag.
How old is she?
>>52581424
30 years desu
Her last boyfriend she had with 19.
>>52581459
Not that bad.
I have a 23qt who has never had a boyfriend, she's not kissless but never went farther than that.
It's funny cause she's smart as fuck and an easy 9.
>>52581688
>she's smart as fuck
idiot detected
>>52581688
My main qt is 20 and has never kissed a guy or have done anything with one and has never had a boyfriend.
Same with me, qt never had a boyfriend too, she's never been that interested in trying to get one and shes kind of really making an exception for me
>>52581769
>and shes kind of really making an exception for me
Is today underage posting day?
Mods please
>>52581803
>>52581718
Why so salty on Christmas?
>>52581769
Are you that delusional Scottish faggot with the qt that won't let anyone touch her?
Found a cutie guy from Eastern Europe. He's hot and smart and flirts with me. I think I'm in love, tbph lads...
>>52581993
Which country?
>>52581845
You should come back here in 3-4 years when you turn 18
>>52582039
Slovenia. Loves my country as well, used to live here.
>>52582058
Congrats. How long yous been talking?
>>52582039
>You should come back here in 3-4 years when you turn 18
Lmao ok bud...
>>52582039
Is he really underage?
>>52582244
Probably not older than 15, a lot of people are underage when they first find 4chan
>>52581839
If it's christmas it doesn't mean that we need to kiss your ass.
When will you guys stop being jealous of this brits haphephobic russian gf who hes moving to russia for even though he will never to get physically be intimate with her?
>>52582086
About a week now solid. It's going well for how long we've been talking so far.
>>52582244
>>52582286
I'm 22
>>52582531
>who hes moving to russia for
Idiot
>even though he will never to get physically be intimate with her?
Double idiot
>>52582632
Nice, wish you good luck with it. How old is he?
>>52582531
>implying anyone is jealous of this guy going to Russia for a girl that doesn't want people to touch her
>>52582668
Only a couple years older than me. Not enough to put me off.
>>52582739
How many is a couple of years?
>>52582698
You're just salty, maybe when you grow up you'll understand what love is
>>52582646
Prove it
>>52582698
See pic
>>52582759
>love
>interpals
Ayy lmao
>>52582777
>prove it
I don't need to prove anything on 4chan
>salty
No even brah, I have my own great qt
>>52582752
You're full of questions. Just over three.
>>52583014
yeah 3 isn't much anyway
>>52581993
Are you gay? It's a serious question and I'm not trying to start anything
DED
E
D
>>52585875
so dead
What are you guys giving your qts for christmas?
>>52586238
A greencard
>>52586238
My qts sister messaged me on Facebook asking me to take a picture of myself with me holding a written message on a sign saying Merry Christmas from the state I live in and then her sister is going to get it printed and framed and give that as a gift for her. My qt knows nothing about it either but she's going to find out today.
where are my christmas nudes hngggggggg
Merry Christmas laddies :3
>>52586993
but it's christmas eve lad
>>52587036
gimme about 20 minutes
>>52587036
Here it's Christmas already but in your case, happy Christmas eve! :3
![[visible confusion].png](https://i.imgur.com/o2ngbqH.png "[visible confusion].png")
>>52587447
I don't understand.
>>52587503
In Yuropoor we celebrate Christmas on the 24th >>52573245
>>52587628
Well shit, I never knew that. Merry early Christmas lads.
>>52587628
merry christmas europe!
>>52587718
It's okay anon. To put it with a German idiom "Again what learnt!"
>>52587793
:3
I have accepted my fate lads. I'll import the vz girl and take care of her and our child. Merry Christmas!
Mele Kalikimaka brahs
>>52586621
kek
>tfw no qt to visit me in January
>>52588174
lol
>>52586621
So cute desu.
>>52588491
I think so and I can't wait to hear what her reaction to it will be
>>52588576
Ask the sister to tape it, setup a hidden cam or some shit.
>>52588445
it just reminded me back when i started on ip there used to be quite a lot of requests like 'hey can you take a picture or record yourself saying x in your language its for a school project'.
>>52588620
It's too late since I think they're opening they're gifts now or later but I should've asked for that. Oh well just hearing about it will be just as nice.
>>52588692
Oh well, she'll make sure to let you know what her reaction was, either she or the qt.
Reminder that you should give your qt Portal 2 so you can play a game that's not too techy, for 2 players and it'll help you sort out the dumb qts from the smart qts.
>>52588690
Oh I see what you mean and I used to get those all the time too but this is different since I've been talking to this girl for over a year.
>>52588786
You're right one of them will tell me about it. I know she's going to love it though especially since she told me all she wanted for Christmas was me so this is the closet thing to that and the funny thing was that her sister asked me to do this the day after my qt told me that.
>>52588883
And you've been so close to quints anon
https://youtu.be/bmIRzNfPsd4
>>52588986
>tfw almost had palindrome dubs
Ded as fuck
What makes these people want to flirt and get into online "relationships" with people all over the world rather than finding someone nearby? I just wanted to find some people to talk to and do language exchange, not flirt and this shit.
>>52590563
Some people have social anxiety, fear of being rejected by people that know them personally, so they prefer someone from a far away place. Some just do it for fun, some for free foreign sex, others just to train their "game" so they can improve their irl one.
>>52590335
Because it's Christmas ya dingus :3
>>52590563
This. I've always been wondering what's wrong with them to flirt on a penpal site. Before these threads I've never seen it as an international online dating site but some place where you can find cool people to talk to and try to improve your language skills
>>52580835
180 is not a lot i easily get like 200-300 without scripting. if you somehow havent figured it out yet the amount interpals puts you on people's front page increases if you just message and comment a lot
>Really awkward conversation with anon
>Say I'll fix the convo
>Never respond and delete the convo
>anon continues to visit me and has blocked me
>has friends visit me
Stahp
>>52590563
Having an online relationship helped me ease into real world relationships immensely. It kinda fucked me up a little bit too though.
>>52588809
cool then, be happy. is her sister a qt?
>grill says she likes classical
>ask her what her favourite beethoven piece is
>haha i just said i like it to seem more clever and sophiscated :)))
Joyeux noël, tout le monde!
>>52592077
>continues to visit
nevver happened to me, are you a grill?
>>52593599
Nah man
>>52593463
>>52593467
Merci
Fröhlich Weihnachten, Pierre! :3
>>52593463
Bitches don't listen to classical music, they just say they like it because it's relaxing or dramatic and yes, to appear sophisticated. She could have at least looked up a piece to pretend to be what she wants to be.
I like Signor Abate btw, simply perfect :3
http://www.interpals.net/lAst_time
This guy is on a crusade on scammers.
>Look on his Hall of Fakes list pictures. Damn... The hero we all need.
>>52595981
That guy's sick
>>52588426
Don't laugh at me
>>52597160
lol
>>52597178
Fuck you
>>52597219
We have fun, you and me
>>52597292
Just having a break. Two hours left until gifts
Already did the whole family dinner yesterday.
Comfy mode today.
>>52597705
>eating Christmas baguettes on the 23rd
Do you even Noel?
>>52597813
It's rare for most of my family to be on the same country. Since there was a wedding planned that day, we decided to all meet and exchange gifts there.
>>52588174
Merry Christmas man
>>52599160
You too
Dead thread
Dead qts
>tfw wondering if qt is a virgin or not
>>52601168
Sergei already had her way with her
Now that she masturbated for me I have to talk to her for an hour. Kill me senpai
>>52601269
>NL problems
>>52601168
chaika waifu ruined laifu
>>52601269
>mfw I went to sleep after we came yesterday
D-did I fuck up?
>>52601998
Not from experience, but she would probably want the equivalent to "snuggle" after.
>>52601269
What are you talking about anon?
The talking after the fap is the best part.
>>52602169
Not really, I am so not interested in talking then. I just want to play a round in CS:GO or something. And she wants to talk about her friends etc.
>>52601998
Hahah it's not rude to just cut-off the skype after she masturbates for you?
>>52602320
I didn't just cut off. We talked afterwards for ten minutes or so, but I already told her I was tired before we started and it was about an hour later after I disconnected. I think she understands I was just tired.
I sent 1 fucking message to a norwegian qt, visited her profile two times, she didn't read (not officially) and unceremoniously blocked me.
Now this is just fucked up, some girls block for no fucking reason whatsoever. I wasn't being a creep and it was just a normal message.
Why are some grills so fucking rude? They suddenly stop messaging at times, or some of them even block for no reason. "Move on", yeah, but that makes me mad, it just makes no sense to me.
>>52602953
She probably thought you were ugly and/or just because you're from Brazil. I do the same with most chinks and Turks, just live with it.
>>52602953
>like only two people view me per day
>never any new messages, not even from thirsty Thais
>one guy comments on a photo I put up
>write him back
>he doesn't even read it
Interpals is pretty shit site 2bh
>Translation, I want a big black cock.
Why do nordics seem soo crazy about black dicks? Tell me Why???
>>52604118
because of your cognitive bias
why it's so strange to you that some people find Africa interesting?
>>52604300
Because I asked her why she liked West African music and she told me she has a African bf that studies in Finland and that is why she likes it.
>>52604349
you didn't answer my question.
>>52604047
Pretty much same for me. Makes for a pretty sad Christmas, honestly.
While at it, might as well as do some personal blogging: Could anyone suggest me a movie to watch? Preferably one to trigger feels.
>>52604047
post profile, ill visit you ))
>>52604444
lies
>>52604444
Six visits today, of which I'm pretty sure two are scripters. Not even Thais spam me. I don't have a single country blocked, actually.
>>52604444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivNMSxPE-_w
this ones qt, you might not like it since its in scandinavia
>>52604444
Espanjalainen kimppakämppä
I hope it'll trigger your will to do Erasmus or something similar.
Gonna do more personal blogging while at it. I guess everyone has someone. At the student apartment bloc where I live, not a single car remains in the parking spots, besides my own.
Not a single window has light peeking through the blinds, not a single person seems to be still here.
Everyone has gone somewhere, to their special someones, or their family. Except me.
Merry Christmas, for you all. For everyone left behind.
>>52606362
Which Finn are you?
>>52606362
Stop lying.
>>52606362
helis0 can i see your tits please
>>52606362
I'm also sitting here completely alone.
Merry Christmas lads! Here, have a Christmas kot.
>>52606598
You have to first tell me a good reason why you'd want to see them senpai.
Went to poundtown last night with my Nipponese qt, lads
>>52607811
fancy a wank desu lass
>>52608075
But the internet is full of tit pics familia.
>>52607811
>You have to first tell me a good reason why you'd want to see them senpai.
How about because its Christmas and its important to give gifts to the less fortunate.
>>52608238
It's not the same as custom orders senpai desu~~~~
>>52608383
>not posting the superior Yule Goat
>>52608442
That's why you have qts for custom orders senpai.
Merry Christmas people.
Hope you and your qts are having a great day.
>>52607811
https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?t=10m0s
Nah, but seriously. Stop it.
>>52608611
ty Norskbro. You too.
>>52608601
But you're my qt desu bby
>>52604804
I really enjoyed watching that movie Tbh
>>52608611
God yul to you too.
>>52608680
I don't even know who you are familia. Bost brofile.
is there a word change that changes things to senpai like how to be honest is changed to desu? havent been on here or interpals for a while and am just coming back
also who are the new personalities
>>52608601
Be my new qt :3
>>52608819
familia
>>52608729
I liked the ending when shes going over her photos, qt
>>52608839
Post a vocaroo of you throat singing and I'll be your qt instantly.
>>52608758
You know me, I'm your future husband
>>52608856
Yeah that part was really great
>>52609058
A-alright then, anon.
>>52608856
desu senpai
>>52606362
>personal blogging
Listening to a song while thinking about what I'm gonna do in the future. Actually in high spirits. The kind when you know you're gonna make it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQJFPQHX8kA
>>52609572
Thats a skinny girl
>>52609614
How do you mean? She isn't that skinny. I mean, not in an extreme way.
What is it like to talk to qts from Belarus? I've been studying Russian for a while and want to talk to some qts
>>52609614
What the fuck is that flag? Can't mouse over on phone :x
>>52610241
it says 'if you can't see what flag this country is from you're gay'
HAHAHAHA THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY LOL
>>52610241
Christmas Island
>>52610241
Christmas Island
>>52610241
christmas island
Guys, i'm kinda freaking out right now. I'll see my qt next week for new years, and we'll definitely have sex but i'm a virgin and don't know what to do.
Like if she gives me a blowjob and doesn't want to swallow, what do i do? Where do i blow my load?
Same with a handjob like in the car or movie theater or something, where do i cum?
i never thought this would happen so i'm unprepared
>>52610284
>>52610288
>>52610289
How... Appropriate...
>>52610691
>Where do i blow my load?
Right into her eyes so next time she'll swallow
>>52610691
>Where do i blow my load?
into a tissue or something
>>52610691
Just relax man. If she knows you're a virgin (honesty = very good) she won't expect a sex god. Just chill and let things happen naturally. Enjoy losing your virginity
>>52609614
>>52610691
Aks her before if she swallows or if you can come on her. If not then pull out, come in your hand as much as you can and wipe the rest off.
Some other tips:
Hit her G-spot by putting your middle and pinky finger in her vagoo and making big up and down motions. You can be really rough with this.
Do NOT go hard on her clit though. In fact just gently stroking the area around it with two fingers is enough for most women. When you touch the clit directly she will probably recoil and lose the orgasm she was building up. On that note: don't get rougher and rougher when she's close to an orgasm like you would with your dick or her G-spot (once again, she will recoil) but also don't make the mistake of stopping when she is starting to orgasm. Just keep your fingers on there as she orgasms or else it will immediately stop for some girls.
>>52611340
* I meant middle and ringfinger
>>52611340
Also: DO NOT ASK FOR STUFF during sex. You ask what she likes and what she doesn't beforehand, but during sex EVERY SINGLE woman wants you to take the lead. When you start asking her if X is alright and if she is alright with Y then that will be a major turnoff for her. When you really cross some line she will let you know, but otherwise assume she's up for anything.
>>52611696
Just pull out and stick it in her ass
What exactly is interpals? On the surface it seems like some just some penpal thing but with all tgis talk of qts and people losing their virginity, it seems like something I'll want to get into.
What are the chances of actually scoring, lads?
>>52611696
>>52611340
Thanks man, i'll take this into concideration
>>52611808
she said i could do anal on her "if i can make her really relaxed"
>>52611812
Pretty high if you know what you're doing
>she has your dick pic as whatsapp background
>she touches herself twice a day
>sexting erryday
>is afraid my dick will be to big
>>52611340
>>52611696
This is not true for all women. You generalize too much.
There's nothing wrong with asking what works when it's your first time and you don't know each other's bodies yet. Seriously. If you don't know then talk about it don't just guess. It's better that way.
>>52612312
>>she has your dick pic as whatsapp background
kek
>>52612312
Vaginas are made to stretch so... How could it be too big. Are you an elephant?
>mfw I read the news today
>78000 american soldiers are morbidly obese
>some of them are so obese that they are unfit for service
>>52612470
SO MUCH FREEDOM!
>>52611812
If I can do it, then anyone from a first world country can
>>52612470
m8 im pretty sure there are armed US soldiers patrolling your airports, talk about c*cked.
>>52612721
patrolling between burger king and mcdonalds? :^)
>>52612773
http://vladtepesblog.com/2015/12/20/bombs-on-a-plane-american-soldiers-at-british-airports-and-more-links-1-on-dec-20-2015/
no they are literally at your airport and they denied a muslim
>>52612721
RARE FLAG
>>52612470
If the draft ever comes back I hope I'm too obese to be accepted. I'm only like 150 lbs but the gut looks huge like a beachball, I don't know why. Also my back is pretty fucked up so that should cover me too.
