Late Night Cute Edition
amazing lad
love Jun
Bjork
ate the starburst
now worried about dying
sorry for giving it the johnny big bollocks
Lads
http://www.popsci.com/warship-to-end-all-battles
not a fan of these jf losers desu
>>52570202
>>52570229
>he still believes there's more than one hampshire poster
bit sad lads
>everyone memeing about x word essays due in x time
>literally got a 5k word essay on neuroscience due at the beginning on january
>don't even know what a neuroscience is
>>52570371
All me
>>52570371
what is a Hampshire?
Endorsing this thread.
was it rape?
>>52570406
Why?
>>52570506
no work gf
>>52570457
Rude
>>52570477
Very rude
>>52570202
fucking hot Christmas desu
What do u see lads
>>52570546
you do know she's already shagging someone else?
quite enjoying my setup on 4chan on one monitor and ps4 on the other monitor desu
lyle
>>52570584
>european bf
>>52570584
"flinsakl" really scary stuff...
>>52570546
Girlfriends are overrated mate trust me.
>>52570589
yes but she tells me she's single lol
>>52570430
>>52570437
how do you do it
what other powers has watching anime given you?
>>52570623
Tfw my box set shipping still hasnt updated
>>52570584
Rape My BP
>>52570657
that's just to keep you sweet
she has another job at the suicide hotline
>anime
naw
>>52570197
>>52570197
>>52570197
>>52570714
delete this.
>>52570673
The power to enrage the janitor beyond human limitations
alright lads i'm black haha wbu
>>52570741
>JF thread
>/brit.
Fuck off
sleep
quite like being alone desu
>>52570819
me too
goodnight x
lads
having a recline
lads
>>52570836
its awful
>>52571001
buying rune scimmy
Who killed /brit/?
*turns into agatha christie and writes a novel about it*
need a poo sharpish
>>52571222
all me
did you all fucking go to bed? it's not even midnight in britain
have i been fucking posting among normies for the last 2 years or did you only just become normies recently?
>>52571448
Everyone's posting in the other wrong thread
>>52571448
>he doesn't know
>>52571448
haha lad wrong thread
>>52570197
>>52570197
>>52570197
>>52570197
>>52571508
>/brit.
where are your standards
>>52570202
anime keeps winning on /brit/
what would the old, old /brit/ users that reported anime think
>>52571508
oh fuck off
it's >a fucking leaf and the cunt didn't even do the subject right
>>52571549
it's more active tbf
>>52570202
Don't remember seeing this scene tbqh
>>52573084
Season 2 episode 5 (the best episode) desu
I like to listen to this song when I'm :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELMTj7rQxHY
maisiei
>>52573713
who?
>>52573722
delet
>>52573249
>Season
fuck off yank
kyary
Black cloud over my head
I’m through trying to pretend
Wishing I could call you again
Please answer when you see my name
>>52573249
Jun daisuki
ep 13 best though.
Woden > Jesus desu
i make poost
Found him
>>52573773
>>52573249
ta lad
>>52573759
problem is tho are you actually from yorkshire or from the south/west which doesnt count
>>52573773
fuck off janny
we're over the bump limit
just ate a Bombay Bad Boy lads
>>52573249
it's actually shite and boring
true desu
Making my mark
>can only be honest here
>/brit/ is closer to me than my friends or family
>>52573812
nice
hardcore team deathmatch
>>52573843
Much like life in Ireland I imagine
>>52573829
east yorkshire bruv
>>52573829
>or from the south/west which doesnt count
>>52570407
Your name is Matthew isn't it
>slavs attempting to english in youtube comments
desu lads
>>52573861
She hasn't texted me since Saturday lads
Musk is a self-described American exceptionalist and nationalist, describing himself as "nauseatingly pro-American". According to Musk, the United States is "[inarguably] the greatest country that has ever existed on Earth", describing it as "the greatest force for good of any country that's ever been". Musk believes outright that there "would not be democracy in the world if not for the United States", arguing on "three separate occasions in the 20th-century where democracy would have fallen with World War I, World War II and the Cold War, if not for the United States"
Finding German pretty tricky lads. There's no way that I could speak it fluently, I just don't quite get how you would say even a simple a sentence correctly.
For example, "Do you not think I'm eighteen?"
Is it
>Sie nicht glaube dass ich bin achtzehn?
>Glauben Sie nicht dass ich bin achtzehn?
>Sie denken, ich bin nicht achtzehn?
>tfw not Canadian
>Why yes, I do live in east yorkshire bruv
>>52573878
good lad
>>52573883
as shit as it gets in the uk outside london
>>52573871
if you could call it a life
>>52573891
it's not actually haha
LSD is a psychedelic substance which occasionally causes psychotic behaviour in people have not taken it
>>52573926
>there "would not be democracy in the world if not for the United States"
>>52573960
north is best tbf
>>52573851
*hates it*
>>52573936
the second would be correct in dutch grammar 2bh can't help you much further
LADS TBQH
>>52573960
Richest constituency outside London is in South Yorkshire.
did two (2) wanks since ive been home
>>52573971
Yeah it is lad haha
I know a lad doing a 5000 word neuroscience project also in for January
Didn't know you go on 4chan Matt hahaha
http://strawpoll.me/6351371
http://strawpoll.me/6351371
>>52573987
true tbf
>>52574021
nope
I man am regal, a german am I
>>52573973
this doesn't make sense
mum's having a break down lads
>>52574069
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-the-campaign-to-unseat-nick-clegg-10154945.html
>The wealthiest area in England outside London
>>52574041
honestly it's not but tell matt to give me his work haha
Canada is not a real country. Places like Uganda, Haiti, Ghana, and even Belgium have more redeemable features.
Prove me wrong.
been going absolutely wanking mad over the past few days
think i did 5-6 in one night which is really going places for me; havent reached that rate in years
>>52574115
give her a hug
>>52574115
give her the old lickaroo
So, my plan is to go to my mums for Christmas, but I don't have a girlfriend who my family knows, but I do have a girl I've been banging for a month who I like, but wouldn't it be awkward to even ask her to come at any stage considering she doesn't know anybody? Thinking I'll have to leave my mums, pick her up, go back to mine, then chill with her there
Oh man
>>52574128
belgium is definitely a non-country. fuck that place.
>>52574132
nah
>>52574152
shut up
dog is doing a sleep on my bed
>>52574195
give him a hug
>try wanking a ton in one day (5 times)
>hurts to cum
>>52574195
wake the cunt up
haven't wanked in a few days, need the testosterone for lifting desu
>>52574128
>Belgium
>a country
>>52574204
don't want to wake him desu, he seems comfy
>>52574212
shut your mouth
Einstein was wrong. I think the correct formula for matter conversion is: E=mcλν. The Michelson-Morley and other experiments assumed particles were far apart because fizeau's experiment had looked for a DRAGGING EFFECT. They assumed that there should be RESISTANCE IN SPACE due to the luminiferous aether.
I explained there is no resistance because matter is in LAMINAR FLOW (ZERO RESISTANCE MEANS ZERO FORCES AND ZERO DRAG) with the aether. The Michelson-Morley made assumptions that were not consistent with observations. It assumes aether particles were far apart. I have made assumptions that are consistent with everything we observe. If you look at the fact that EM waves slow down as density increases and all "observable" waves speed up, and you assume that the properties of a wave are consistent, the speed of light tells us that the medium light travels in should be more dense than anything else.
>>52574195
give him he old lickeroo haha x
>Queen's Christmas speech is "most Christian" in years
>Channel 4's alternative broadcast is a speech from the Muslim human trafficker that killed his entire family for new teeth and subsequently ruined an entire continent forever
What is wrong with lefties?
how long does it take to roll 2 spliffs fucks sake
>>52574225
>Einstein was wrong. I think the correct formula for matter conversion is: E=mcλν. The Michelson-Morley and other experiments assumed particles were far apart because fizeau's experiment had looked for a DRAGGING EFFECT. They assumed that there should be RESISTANCE IN SPACE due to the luminiferous aether.
>I explained there is no resistance because matter is in LAMINAR FLOW (ZERO RESISTANCE MEANS ZERO FORCES AND ZERO DRAG) with the aether. The Michelson-Morley made assumptions that were not consistent with observations. It assumes aether particles were far apart. I have made assumptions that are consistent with everything we observe. If you look at the fact that EM waves slow down as density increases and all "observable" waves speed up, and you assume that the properties of a wave are consistent, the speed of light tells us that the medium light travels in should be more dense than anything else.
>>52574224
shoot the cunt
>>52573948
Come visit if you don't mind the cold desu
>>52574229
>>52574270
i will end you
>>52574255
depends how good you are at it haha
>>52574255
wahey he literally texted me as i said that
>yanks will never understand the calm stoic survivors spirit of Canada.
marina
Post Nigel
>>52574319
me in the middle
>>52574319
yanks can't even understand surviving, lets start with 1 thing at a time
>>52574365
What does he mean by this?
Sup /brit/. My grandma was English, and my father was anglo-indian (born in 1940s). Could I get British citizenship, even though I'm not a commonwealth citizen?
>>52574385
hope not
>>52574253
*free new teeth
He could have had them in Turkey, but he didn't want to pay.
Had a nice night out tonight lads, feel like my normie levels have surged massively, I feel human again.
@52574385
>i bait "muh heritage" (You)s in /brit/
made a right mess in the loo lads
she has a really nice voice 2bh
>>52574385
Pajeet, fuck off we're full
>>52574319
Canada is a country of cowards and fear. Stop apologizing for how shit you are and do something for yourselves. Christ.
>>52574416
I know that feeling. Social interaction is the best cure against depression
thinking of starting up charity for lads and NEETs alone at christmas
theyll get a meal and a hand shandy from a prozzie or a nandos voucher
post ya chhoooons rude boiiiisss
(post music lads haha x)
southern accents are disgusting to be honest
I will not donate to that charity and neither will anybody else, the white male NEET is the modern day nigger.
>>52574507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRmCEGHt-Qk
>>52574507
>gif
fuck off
>>52574469
disagree
>>52574464
>saying this from the country literally run by fear
Canadians are cynical and apathetic at worst
rather be dead than red
>>52574507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBezVQweeUE&index=1
tune desu x
>>52574562
then you WILL be dead
>>52574507
https://vimeo.com/24555115
I AM SO FUCKING LONELY
>>52573919
since two months ago lad
>>52574507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC-QpjM54mA
>>52574469
You're right lad. I thought about not going because I felt so down but it perks you right back up again having a natter and a laugh over a few drinks, really chases the autism away.
>>52574507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El79WQpXyPQ
>>52574581
you'll be the first up against the wall
>>52574585
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52574565
>tfw you will never chupop rong
>>52574585
>tfw not lonely at all
>>52574647
kill yourself
is it possible to wank without needing a piss straight after
when will science solve this mystery
Driving a truck across Europe while listening to soft, easy listening singer-songwriter music is nice lads.
Lads I know this will be an unpopular opinion but I think chips are overrated
Like if you get a burger and chips they give you a medium sized burger with a shitload of chips. This means to finish the whole thing evenly you need to eat dozens of chips per each burger bite. By the end of this the burger (the main part of the meal) is cold. The chippers make this worse by calling a medium chip a "small".
>>52574639
>tfw you'll never have a qt kgf
is it too late now to say sorry
>>52574660
The piss cleans your urethra so that you don't accidentally knock up some bird the next day.
>>52574618
Janny looks so young here
>>52574656
Haha nahhh why the fuck would I want to do that, it's my favourite time of the year :DD
tried writing a song and nearly cried when I re-read the lyrics because they're so horrible
BIG WORM!!
>driving a truck
>>52574618
>mark has regular employment, a long term friend and sexual relations with various women
turbo normie
>>52574662
almost wish i had truck driver job
almost
>>52574669
not a big fan of chips either desu
>>52574669
>Chips are overrated
I don't normally advocate suicide but I think it's your only option here.
>>52574706
Share
>>52574712
>novelty lighter
kill youself
>>52574726
mark is literally our best case scenario desu
>>52574507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1lCsC7wf8
Have any of you lads ever bought one of those vibrating cock rings you can get in pub bathrooms? Was thinking of getting one today for a laff but it was like 5 quid
>>52574729
Wouldn't mind that as a job 2bh. It's one of those worry-free jobs where you don't need any particular skills.
>>52574660
yes i do it all the time
>>52574662
Euro Truck Simulator?
>>52574647
Kev looks cold here, must have been cold out
>>52574745
>his team lost to the Redskins
just late the last chocolate on my advent calendar lads haha
>still haven't wrapped any presents
>still need to get presents for my sister and brother
>still need to get cards for everyone
shaking my head family
>>52574774
2. Can't even get into any other games I bought because of how great it is. Still struggling with the parking though.
hit my first 20 earlier lads
could have gotten a 30 if it went on longer i reckon
bit disappointed with that in mind you can't brag about anything below 30s
'Ol' ou' ini'
>it is christmas LITERALLY TOMORROW
what
>>52574726
wasnt sophie his first gf?
>>52574856
unusually warm actually
>>52574860
Can't wait to see what pressies I get :)
>>52574774
euro truck sim is comfy as long as im driving somewhere i dont recognise
I know it can't be 1:1 totally accurate but they could've tried a bit harder tbqfh
>>52574790
I guess we'll find out Saturday cunt
babbys shoulders have broadened so
having trouble fitting into his clothes, sleeves too tight, sleeves to short, shirts not reaching his waist; these are all now common problems for babby
Oggy Oggy Oggy
oi oi oi
>>52574893
I don't mind not being excited about anything any more.
Having no expectations means I'm never disappointed.
had a cheeky wank to anal vore lads
>>52574860
It doesn't even feel like december, the fuck
ayyy i'm back in a real country, don't have no gay flag to mark out my posts anymore
>>52574904
Saturday
christmas would be tolerable if us lot were humans in the eyes of the rest of the family
don't even know why they invite us desu
>>52574994
stop posting this nigger meme
kurupt fm that's the family
>>52574994
haha great meme
>>52574763
>It's one of those worry-free jobs where you don't need any particular skills
It can be pretty stressful at times, especially if you get stuck with an older shitbox truck. It's also super bad for your health.
considering joining the royal war army
>>52574860
damn, i told my mum what i wanted but didn't tell her the specific one. Was going to show her on amazon.
>>52575037
And you will never make shipments on time unless you have a crippling methamphetamine addiction
Lips are gonna fall off lads
The skin is properly peeling off
>>52575062
Is that you john Wayne is this me?
>>52574823
what about other sort of similar simulation type games?
Elite Dangerous is pretty comfy as a Space Truck Simulator
isnt the teacher one of the vile slags that get posted
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
>>52575095
That's an American thing. In the UK the amount of hours you can drive is heavily regulated and truck drivers are generally paid by the hour instead of by miles driven or deliveries made
>>52574662
>>52575140
>not sailing a trading ship in naval action
>>52570584
Flinsak Piln Zertty
beddybyes fambos
can just tell christmas is going to be a miserable disaster help me lads
>>52570332
Who is this beautiful woman?
>>52575169
no lol, this is her
>a bunch of new actors crop up
>"Wow, where did all these newcomers come from?"
>"Newcomers? They're from game of thrones retard"
I feel like I'm obligated to start watching this fucking program.
>>52575186
night night poppit merry christmas
i cannot even cry any more. the suffering is so strong that tears do not suffice
Is this the k-on thread?
>>52575176
I don't like browser games
>>52575238
Maisie
>>52575238
not even seen it myself desu
>>52575261
of course
>>52575261
>>>/cum/
>>52575265
does she play a goblin character or something?
Any of you lads with an iPhone/iTouch that you've had for a few years:
Go to iTunes and restore your device to a date from years ago.
I restored mine to 2011 and when I went to my picture album it has my old wank bank in it that I deleted. Wahey! Feeling pretty giddy haha
>>52575297
Delet this
ffs lads i just got over a week long fucking cold only to FUCKING wake up with a sore THROAT around CHRISTMAS
FUCKING BODY AROOOOOO
>>52575263
play ur mum in my browser every night but naval action is not a browser game
>>52575261
no you seem to be lost my friend
>>135145555
cheeky k-on thread lads haha
>>52575286
Glad to hear
>>52575301
got an original itouch
don't think the power or home buttons work on it though haha