Santa Claus is real-edition
>when you spot white peoples taking selfies in public
>>52566567
Santa Claus is from Finland.
Enjoy spending Christmas alone virgins!
I love you guys
t. Taylor Swift
>>52566567
coke and pepsi commercials soon
pie crust is ready
Avoiding family like the plague subedition
>when you're handsome but still can't talk to girls
>>52566636
I really need to cut on drinking soda.
>>52566646
what kinda pie you makin?
Don't forget to do your last minute shopping for gifts /cum/!
>>52566636
oh no, not those goddamn polar bears again
should I text her? we hung out last night with some other people, but tonight is my last chance for like a week because she's going out of town
>>52566693
They're cute desu
>>52566622
This. My grandma said he's from Lapland
>>52566664
if you're really handsome, girls do all the talking tb h
>>52566646
Wouldn't mind tasting that pie I wouldn't
>>52566622
Finland doesnt own the North Pole, dummy
>>52566701
What's her number? Ill talk to her for you.
>>52566665
try switching to tea
nth for don't bully!
>>52566701
>should I text her?
of course you fucking dummy
>>52566646
NICE
Got home about 25 minutes ago, and was braising some beef with slightly caramelized onions and brown rice.
If I post qts will the mods delete them?!
>>52566664
>girls
>Spotify
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtuVP8Mj4o
>>52566785
no
>>52566622
Reminder that Finland is coastcucked.
Santa is from Norway
Well which would you prefer?
>>52566818
>feely music
>fucking Drake
REEEEEEEE
>>52566775
I haven't had lunch yet
and ere comes the fun part.
Just watched Akira with my cousin from Croatia. Now he's playing starcraft 2
>>52566857
Bernie for sure. I can't stand whites and free shit sounds awesome.
>>52566857
They look the same minus the Muslim up front.
>mostly white
>few barely noticeable minorities
>>52566857
The one on the left looks mighty robust I dare say
>>52566916
sounds like a fucking weeb
>>52566914
Pecans?
>>52566964
He's a pretty cool guy. He's like 6"3 and has a qt gf in Croatia
>>52567023
jgood for him tb h
Was 2015 a good year for you guys?
>>52567106
It wasn't good but I made progress
>>52567106
it wasn't worse
>>52567106
Keeps getting better and better to be frank with the kid
>>52567106
one of the worst years in awhile
>>52567106
not until late November
Id rate 2015 a 3/10
>>52567106
lol no
>>52567106
Had it's ups and downs
I'd give it a 7/10 overall
Would be an 8 had I avoided arrest
>>52566914
uuuuu
good luck
>gril called me qt earlier
>no gf
KILL ME
marina
>>52567250
>gf called me earlier
>not qt
>>52567313
>gf
reeeee
15 year old desu
what christmas movies are you going to watch on christmas, /cum/?
for how long should i look people at the eyes and how frequently should i do it when i talk to em?
>>52567433
>girls would literally rather slice their wrists than talk to you
>>52567491
Christmas Vacation
maybe Jingle All the Way if I like memon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqqbgyssefs
>>52567531
send her to my house tb h
>>52567505
Only look at them in the eyes when you're trying to cop a read about where the coversation is going. Otherwise look beyond them like your lusting for something just barely out of reach.
>>52567511
>tfw southeast
Now you know the pain that we go through every winter.
I don't remember the last time I had a white Christmas.
>>52567511
fuck YOU, El Nino is finally giving California rain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz6OUIjtM6E
i listen to young thug
My cousin wants "American" food. What do I do?
>>52567636
Cali is so comfy right now
love walking out under gray skies
>>52567714
Turn on Foodflix
Least fat /cum/ country reporting in
>>52567714
bring him to taco bell
>>52567714
BBQ
>>52567714
Take him to memphis
>>52567743
Wat?
>>52567764
I'm not trying to kill him
>>52567784
What place makes bbq cheap?
>tfw no /cum/ bros to drink with and listen to T Sweezy
>>52567824
>tfw no T Sweezy to get drunk and /cum/ in
>>52567823
>What place
your place (if you have a grill, that is)
>>52567868
T swift is too pure for that, Anon
>>52567868
>>52567868
it hurts lad
hey guys
>>52567878
I don't
>>52567904
>implying she hasn't been railed out by every rich musician she's worked with in the past 5 years
>>52567904
And she'll only have the purest pouring down her throat
>>52567938
sup
>>52567938
sup?
>>52567951
T Swift may not be a virgin, but she is NOT a slut
>>52567938
>>52567904
Can't wait till she turns into a wrinkly hag
>>52567925
>surfing board posing on a red carpet.jpg
>>52566075
heal the racial divide in america
>>52566857
left side has better cooking
>>52567951
fucking rude
>>52568016
Why wouldn't she be?
>>52568028
she's only 26
what have you felt today?
>>52567968
hi
>>52568005
nothin
>>52568017
no
>>52568089
She got raped man. What do you think the song 15 was about
>>52568100
>only
>>52568102
everything
>>52568102
A little rain on my face when I went out for a smoke
>>52568137
So? That doesn't mean she doesn't like getting dicked down.
>>52568102
>what have you felt today?
The world through the heart of a poet
>>52568100
She's probably gonna age like shit desu
>tfw I keep pissing in the backyard lawn when I go for a smoke
Is this a transition to piss bottles?
>>52568186
What makes you day that? She's loaded
>tfw you weren't specific enough when getting a haircut and they made you look like a normie
Looks pretty good though
>>52568217
Nah you have to do sink first
>>52568186
nah.
I'm bored as fuck. There's nothing to do at work.
>>52568261
work you fat fuck
>>52568261
lol
>>52568261
download quake and play it when your boss isnt looking
>>52568217
I always piss in the backyard when I take the dogs out.
if you dont have sex by age 30 your testosterone explodes
>>52568260
You have terrible taste in everything, anon.
Her music is absolute shit.
>>52568241
Everytime I go to the barber I have the urge to ask him to "Just fuck my shit up"
>yearmix
>>52568339
>virgins
>test
Anyone get really happy seeing couples together?
>>52568385
its not that bad. I dont even like it that much, but she's got some good singles
>>52568420
If they're ugly it kinda ruins my day knowing they'll have ugly offspring
I haven't gone to the barber in years. I don't know what to ask for when I cut my hair.
>>52568410
>by Maduk
BUSINESS IDEA: Alex becomes my gf
seems profitable to me tbqh
>>52568253
Went over to my neighbors house one time to have a couple beers and watch some football. His brother lives there with him at age 22, fat as fuck and always smells like cheetos, has no job, never learned to drive because the one time he tried he floored the gas in reverse and took out a mailbox, never leaves his bedroom, and essentially lives off of then entirely for free by exploiting an anxiety condition diagnosis he got when he was in his teens. He's fine right up until he doesn't want to do something, then "anxiety" makes sure somebody else does it. If you don't jump at the opportunity to take care of his shit for him he'll throw a tantrum and scream and yell about how he hates everyone and wants to die. Dude will not go to any sort of treatment.
Went to take a piss in the bathroom and this motherfucker is freaking out because I walked into the hallway while he's dumping several gallon jugs of piss into the sink with the bathroom door open. He threw a hissy fit about it because he literally dumped so much old piss he clogged the fucking sink and flooded the counter and didn't know what to do about it. Fucking disgusting man, I hate that jackass.
fueron 400 elementos
no penso perderla menos en oso viejo
derrepente cayeron al rancho
puro casco verde
buscamos al ondeado
manuel conocia las brechas
y el se les pelo en el monte
descalzo entre la maleza
lo atacan sin tregua mientras les gritaba
vengan por manuel torressssss
el objectivo no era capturarme
como paso sus mentes sabian que no iva a entregarme
las balas no respetaban los rangos
un teniendo cayo herido
tambien algunos cabos
cuentan lo que les conviene
y el sabio nunca discute
prensa te dejo el informe
el 14 tumbo 11 todos de uniforme
y alli estan todas las cruceeeeeeeeeees
>>52568525
Sitting next to a divorce lawyer and his ears just perked up
>>52568498
Just ask for a trim. Pretty simple yo
>>52568396
How the conversation would go
>how would you like your hair?
>just fuck my shit up senpai
>I'm sorry, what did you say?
>uh j-just a trim, p-please
>>52568385
She has some pretty good singles
And you should be able to relate since just like her you can't keep a bf :^)
>>52568576
But then he asks how much I want it cut and I can't answer that
>>52568560
jesus christ
>>52568520
u wanna fite
>>52566857
the left
I want to be as weed and progressive as our snowy brothers
>>52568576
He pulled out 3 eggs of shake and asked for $225 last time
>>52568560
Sounds like a cool guy
>>52568560
Haha w-who would let their life get that bad?
>>52568578
You could go to one of those black meme barbers they love to make movies about, and he'd probably get it cause that's a dumb black reddit joke. Of course that means you have to live near nogs, and that doesn't seem worth it at all.
>>52568560
I won't accept that this really happened, you just got this off /r9k/ or something
>>52568578
Lucky for me I'm not autistic enough to think it's a good idea anyway
>>52568604
They go by inches, usually.
>>52568560
robust as fuck
>>52568692
Nah I'm not even fuckin around. Dude is actually that bad. I ended up just taking a piss in the back yard and going back to the game, not handling that situation.
>>52568608
Maduk is overrated.
>18 years old
>tfw no gf
>kissless
>virgin
>2016 will be the same shit
>>52568704
But I don't know how much I want cut, the whole engagement makes me nervous
>>52568560
Wew. Shit like this scares the fuck out of me. Thank god I'm just a regular plain old loser and not a weird shut in.
>>52568795
At least you don't let it define you as a person lol
asked for an autoblow 2 and occulus rift for christmas
i think im actually going to get it too, guys
>>52568778
his remixes are gud
liquid is a dying genre anyway
>>52568560
>he's dumping several gallon jugs of piss into the sink with the bathroom door open
good lad
>>52568882
>OR's are $350 and up
>tfw waifu age soon but the market is too expensive
>>52568904
Thank you that's all I ever wanted
>>52568808
just don't be specific, give them guidelines and let them use their judgement
if you can't trust them with your hair, get a better barber
The Christmas music in ck2 is top comfy
>>52567106
Worst year so far 1/10
>shit day at work
>probably going to have a shitty night at work tomorrow
>working Christmas
>seeing The Hateful Eight in 70mm on Saturday
How does the rest of your week look, /cum/?
>>52568961
I got a pretty big christmas bonus so I think the wife is going to pull through with this one
>>52568908
>>52568778
What yearmix are you niggers even listening to
>>52568808
If you want a specific kind of hair style or length you can always show them a picture of what you want.
>>52568808
Well shit senpai you just gotta guesstimate. The first cut is the most awkward one
It gets better after you go to the same barber for a few times because they remember and better understand what you want so they don't really need to ask any specifics. I've been to my barber for a year now and I don't even gotta tell him what I want, he just knows.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as a gender stereotype, is in fact, male assignement, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, CIS shitlord. White male is not the magnus opus of humanity, but rather another little turd full of shit controled by its own entiltement, patriarchy and vital white colonialism.
Many humans see a modified version of the gender every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of gender which is widely used today is often called “truth”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the white system, developed by the patriarchy. There really is a gender, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Gender is the humanity: the penis in the system that allocates the human’s resources to the other human that you run. The penis is an essential part of an operating society, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating vagina. Gender is normally used in combination with the penis operating system: the whole system is basically vagnia with sperm added, or shitlord reproduction. All the so-called “gender” distributions are really distributions of binary ignorance.
>>52569042
Why does that picture say "To be continued" in the bottom right
>>52569042
dont cry
at least you are american
you can find a filipina wife because they speak english
i cant have a foreign gf because my english is very broken
this 2016 i will learn english and in 2017 i will have a filipina girlfriend
>>52569056
Liquicity
>>52569139
wow anon im impress at ur japanes
The collapse of the USSR was a fucking mistake
>>52569158
put a fishbone in your throat and speak to filipinas in Spanish, you'll be close enough to tagalog
>>52569160
>wow anon im impress at ur japanes
The correct response is "The ride never ends"
>>52569139
wow you can read japanese
no one cares
i don't like this thread
i'm going to play a video game instead
I'm not sure what my real politics are and what is just memes anymore
>>52569046
anime
video games
trying hardest to avoid waking up at a decent hour on christmas to avoid any and all social interaction with anyone
the usual
amherst is the only person putting out good music in 2015 tb h
https://amherstisgood.bandcamp.com/track/something-about-you
>>52569056
https://soundcloud.com/highcontrast/high-contrast-summer-2015-mix
I miss high contrast
>>52569238
None of the video games I want are out yet
I might buy cities skylines if it goes on sale
>>52569258
just ride the meme magic high
>>52569258
See
>>52569227
Better luck next year
>>52569267
nah, plenty of good stuff came out in 2015
my AotY list has like 25 albums
>>52569210
Why?
>>52569235
See this
>>52569302
Then see this
>>52569227
>>52569210
COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE
>>52569324
central asian countries and baltics are now hopeless shitholes.....countries in the caucasus ara figthing each other
>>52569283
wait what did he retire
>>52569260
That sounds awful. Christmas is when you get jolly with family!
>>52569377
So?
>>52569419
how dare you to ask such question
>>52569377
I thought the Caucasian countries had cease fires? I know they have constant border disputes but it's not all out war
>>52569405
I'm too distant with my family desu
I went to a thing for thanksgiving and just felt really awkward and out of place
>>52569380
His last album was released in 2012
>>52569377
No.
In many ways they were even biggers shitholes back then.
>>52569377
>baltics
>shit
Did you mean Balkan?
>>52569517
Everything good was localized to 2012. The live scene has sucked all the talent away since then.
At least he's signed to Hospital and not Viper.
>>52569405
>Dad told me 2 days ago he had to sell some drawings from a famous artist on ebay to afford christmas this year
I wonder if I'll ever be able to go one year without him making me feel like shit on xmas
>>52569540
nope
>>52569480
What?
>>52569540
>replying
>>52569497
That's really too bad. Even your parents/siblings?
>>52569490
>Armennians attack Azerbaijainy basses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TGiQN23JK0
>>52569673
I'm close with my mom I guess
not my dad or half-sisters though
>>52569595
Christmas doesn't have to be extravagant and expensive.
>>52569823
its never been extravagant
every year its just passing around bargain bin gifts reminding me our family is poor as shit
https://youtu.be/dgtt5Q8s7Rw
>>52569780
Did you travel to see them?
My family didn't do presents for Christmas. We couldn't afford it. I still loved every Christmas tho. The fact that there were people with me was the only gift I wanted
>exemplifying the idea that you would enjoy the holidays
fuck off, honestly
>>52569970
no
I barely talk to them or anyone else in my family for that matter
>the irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cziOFk5n9Fs
>>52569998
I laugh the poor mentality
More empty calories are coming, the holiday season. It never ends..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXpyI-Kat1E
>>52569914
I'm really sorry to hear that. That is awfully sweet of him, though.
>>52568560
>>52570133
>thanksgiving comes and goes
>christmas dinner will come and go
>I'll still always be a skellington
>>52570196
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
My neighbors have a bunch of people over and they're making way too much fucking noise. I just want to shoot all of them.
>>52570069
What?
>>52569998
That's what it's all about.
>>52570243
>I will never reach an skellington mode
>>52570196
>"people" listen to this shit after middle school
>>52570205
yah, I know. Ive always been amazed he managed to support me and my sister for most of my childhood.
>>52570312
why would you want to be twigmode. it sucks
>>52570052
Damn, that's shit.
>>52570266
Why stop there?
How do we purge the anime menace from /cum/?
>>52570514
we start conversations that arent about anime or how much we hate anime
its literally that simple
>>52570514
you don't.
>>52570514
We might as well give into anime, specially anime tha triggers the weeb stablishment
>>52570514
It's like this on just about every other general one way or another.
how long do I have to not shower before the shampoo jew stops working his greasy magic
>>52570691
That's not how it works anon
>>52570691
2 weeks, the effect tends to disappear faster if you bathe in a river
>>52570691
>how long do I have to not shower
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hwHEGCPnqY
>>52570837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_3sdIEhkNA
Just got home lads, feel lucky to be alive desu
Fucking midsummer severe thunderstorm on December 23, whad de fug
god dammit, its already almost dark and I havent done anything all day
>>52570919
What state? We have a storm going on right now.
>>52570896
5/10 will forget soon.
>>52570923
U rich?, or in autismbux?
>>52570837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDwKKNJGQMw
>>52570837
https://youtu.be/ofrB6OCSsgk
>>52570919
http://www.wunderground.com/news/severe-weather-forecast-december-21-27-2015
>tornados on christmas
wew
>>52570837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIcZ3G_AAAs
Undertale is a cool game, just ignore the fanbase.
cute dog
>>52570954
I dont have a job because Im away at college for 1/2 the year
>>52570919
it was here in missouri at 6am
>>52570941
Iowa, which makes it even weirder. We should have like 15 inches of snow on the ground but instead we're getting lightning, torrential rain and massive wind gusts.
>what kind of winter you want, senpai?
>>52571055
its the El Nino senpai
>>52571013
thats a sheep lad
>>52571055
Davenport here. The lightning was pretty cool at 4:45. I don't hear thunder anymore, am about to go outside and get a good look at the sky.
>>52571093
clearly a goat m8
>>52571093
thats a calf
It's 70-something and has been pouring since yesterday all the way over here in VA
>>52571013
>>52571093
>>52571109
That's a possum, idiots.
>>52571099
It probably would have been cool if you didn't have to drive on the highway during it. Everything was darker than the inside of Oprah's bagina, I really thought I was going to crash and/or die.
>>52566857
>do you want college students or working adults
pack of cute dogs
