>be American
>go to bed
>put on shoes before you go to bed
>>52563952
They need those for optimal grip if a burglar breaks into their home at night and their gun malfunctions, so they have to resort to hand-to-hand combat
>>52563952
>Be European
>Go to leave your home
>Realize you've not gotten your keys
>Damn now I have to take my shoes off and put them back on again... what a hassle...
>Waste tons of time
>Be American
>Go to leave your home
>Realize you've not gotten your keys
>Damn how inconvenient
>Walk straight back into your home up the stairs and retrieve the keys off your dresser in under 5 seconds flat because you didn't have to take off and put back on your shoes
>>52565822
This is why America is a superpower
>get shot
>>52565822
>be ameridumb
>forget keys
>shoot door open
>>52565822
>I'm getting ready for bed mom
>>52565600
>gun to face combat
>>52566001
>Dutch kid wakes up late for class because her overslept
>Spends desperate minutes trying to squeeze his shoes on
>Arrives at class late
>"What could I have done to prevent this Mom..."
>"I don't know son, I don't know" mom breaks down crying
>American kid wakes up late for class because he overslept
>Already has his shows on so he can leave immediately
>Arrives at class on time
>"You were just on time today, keep up the good work"
>"Yes ma'am!"
>>52565822
When you Forgot your keys in euroe your fucked anyway because in Most countries the door locks on closing and you can't get back in.
>>52563952
she looks 100% jewish too
>americans wear shoes too bed just after being circumcised
>>52566618
>"Hold on mom before I have to post my opinion I have to go to these free speech zones!"
>>52566829
>Be Dutch
>Go to a designated free speech zone
>Have to take your shoes off because it's considered a home (for free speech)
>Need to leave the free speech zone urgently to go relieve yourself
>Fumble putting your shoes back on to leave
>Wee yourself a tad embarrassing yourself quite a lot in front of your peers
>Be American
>Go to designated free speech zone
>Don't take your shoes off
>Need to leave the free speech zone urgently to go relieve yourself
>Leave immediately
>Meet cute Dutch girl on the way out of the bathroom who compliments you for how easily you left the free speech zone without having to take off your shoes like she did (she was cleaning herself off after weeing herself a little because she fumbled to put her shoes on, quite embarrassing really)
>>52567031
>zzzzz
