why do Americans hate football?
>>52550686
>football
Don't you mean sphereball?
the women national is bretty good doe
>>52550767
22,5 centimeter ball, more like.
Because "foootball" (real name soccer) is shyt
>>52550686
>treating old glory like that
isn't that punishable by death?
>>52550686
We do like football.
Divegrass however is for women, homosexuals, and impoverished brown people.
>>52550922
egghand is stupid
>>52550947
handegg*
egghand is not what you think it is
>>52550767
It's called povertyball Swedebro
>>52550947
It's actually insanely complicated. There's far more strategy than in divegrass where it basically amounts to a combination of high speed acting and "pass it to that fast nigger over there."
>>52551022
aren't the majority of games advertisements? baseball always seemed like the patrician US sport to get into (if you were forced at gunpoint to get into one)
>>52550686
They don't. The MRS is growing in popularity year after year
It won't take long for them to see the light and drop all that other crap they play like baseball and handegg
>>52551051
Baseball is boring as fuck
UFC is where it's at
>>52551110
MLS******
fuck
>>52551051
Baseball is busy cricket with gayer uniforms.
>>52551131
i watch cricket mate i don't think baseball would be that boring in comparison
>>52551051
Baseball is patrician.
And there's really no sense not to have advertisements in football. The game stops frequently by its very nature so it's either watch and advertisement or stare at grass while the formations get set.
>watching sport
lmao nerds
>>52551157
*is just
>>52551110
>this delusion
Seriously though no one actually gives a fuck about soccer.
>>52550686
>why do Americans hate football?
They don't like competing in sports against other countries. They lose, that doesn't match with their "USA #1 AT EVERYTHING" memes they're brainwashed with, they get confused and then fly into a rage.
>>52551283
Only faggots play soccer though
>>52551131
its only boring if you dont appreciate the nuance of whats going on.
Baseball is easily the most american of sports. Its about individualism with supporting team mates, not a game where everyone on the team is equal.
>>52551273
If by no one you mean 4chan /int/people, then yes
>>52551283
We beat yuropoor teams like half the time we play them.
And no the real reason is we just don't care. Soccer is objectively a pretty shit sport with babby tier strategy. There's a reason it's the first sport they teach children.
>>52551343
This is just what claps say out of butthurt. You all suddenly loved it when the World Cup was on and you thought you had a chance at winning (lmfao), then you lost and everyone went back to hating football again.
>>52551406
No I mean irl. I actually kind of like soccer (as shit as it is compared to the four NA sports) but hardly anyone cares even as much as I do.
>>52551426
It is a very small fan base, they only come out for world cup stuff.
I don't know anybody that has played soccer, or is a soccer fan.
>>52551426
We like nationalism, not soccer. The latter is only an excuse for the former.
>>52550686
>>52551537
>continent vs country
>>5255153
stupid graphic since we are not even in your stupid league
>>52551537
let us field 50 separate teams and we will see about that
>>52551537
How many super bowls have you limp wristed faggots won again?
>>52551496
>We like nationalism
I know. Your nationalism is the reason you supposedly hate soccer. Other countries actually play that sport so you often lose, which hurts the American nationalists feels.
>>52551636
Champions League is club soccer, not national.
>>52550686
Football is for men
Soccer (aka pretend your hurt ball) is for homosexuals
>>52551636
inb4 Texas wins and the entire world including the other American states are butthurt
I respect America for disliking it. Here, we pretend to love it even though we are utter shit, and I mean UTTER SHIT at it. The Swedish love of soccer (yes, soccer) is as pathetic as if Uganda suddenly started watching ice hockey.
>inb4 some shit-eating soccer fan come and tell me that " we came third place in 1845 sweden confirmed football nation!!!1"
>>52551663
Except no. That doesn't explain why we don't give a shit about league play.
>>52551752
Why are Poles on /int/ always such American bootlickers?
>>52551752
They probably would, them or California. That's where all the spics are.
>>52551805
Shut your mouth you fucking mick
>>52551805
Our government doesn't let in refugees so we don't feel the need to be butthurt at America for creating them :^)
>>52551593
>>52551785
we came third place in 1845 sweden confirmed football nation!!!1
i would impregnate everyone of them including that little twink on the left
>>52551722
Requirements to succeed in professional handegg
>be tall
>willing to take massive amounts of steroids
Requirements to succeed in professional football
>15+ year of rigorous everyday training
I wonder which sport actually takes skill to play
>>52551857
Remember when they surrendered you to the USSR?
Keep embarrassing yourselves buddy. I can assure you than this Poland/USA love is strictly a one way thing. Americans don't give a flying fuck about your country and frankly I feel embarrassed for all the Poles on /int/ begging for American approval all the time. It's shameful shit.
>>52551983
7-1
>>52551983
>>be tall
No
>>52551985
Bullshit we like Poland. They're white, Christian and make delicious fattening food. That's like 3 of America's favorite things.
>>52551985
They do it as a sort of flipping the bird to especially Russia and a lesser extent us (think of that missile shield or Nord Stream)
>>52550686
hahahahahahah
back to their memey NFL shit
>>52552061
>implying the average American could find Poland on a map.
>>52550922
>women, homosexuals, and impoverished brown people
isn't this the entirety of the US population?
>>52551343
>we suck at it
>it's for faggots anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx15r7py2Uw
>>52551283
It's just a boring game, dude. All mindless action.
>>52552154
You forgot about jews.
>>52551051
Basketball is the only sport that was actually wholly unique and invented in America. That should be our national sport.
>>52551785
>sweden: it's pathetic to like something you are not good at
This explains a lot.
>>52552373
>basketball
>invented by Canadian
JUST
>>52552144
Being that the average American can't find America on a map that's kind of a meaningless point.
>>52551985
I didn't even say anything remotely pro-US. Go drink your breakfast and pretend you're not British a little harder, Patrick.
>>52552238
>>52551283
The physical prowess isn't the problem. America kicks ass at the Olympics, do you really think that if we gave shit about soccer we wouldn't start training actually good athletes to compete, or just buy European players?
The fact is that soccer is just not very exciting to Americans, and there's no money in it.
There's also the fact that soccer fans are dumb niggers who riot and kill hundreds of people over a game whereas baseball and football fans don't generally.
Football is too physical as in brute strength so it's no fun
Soccer at least will make all the players agile
Football is the only team sport that really matters in this world. Everything else is a niche sport.
>>52550972
I think you mean divegrass
>>52550686
>I believe that we will win
>>52552542
>as in brute strength
>mfw the average height of an American footballer is LOWER than a Northern European soccer player
cannot fabricate these facts
>>52550686
Is football big in Israel?
>>52552623
Divegrass
Povertyball
Poverkick
All acceptable.
>>52552537
>America kicks ass at the Olympics
Based on proportion of the population the USA is among the worst countries to compete in the Olympics.
>>52552645
eh they kind of need the defenders short and the qb tall so they can see over their own players
>>52552645
Probably because the only people who play soccer here are women and children.
>>52552067
It has nothing to do with you, a little bit with Russia, but mostly we just find them to be likable people and we have a good history with them. I have plenty of issues with the US government but we have plenty of reasons to have positive feelings towards America, although I can understand if other countries don't.
M-Motorsports... anyone?
>>52552473
You came into this thread to suck USA dick because you're a pitiful loser in a country with nothing but stray dogs. Your women resort to selling themselves on the internet because your country is so bad and Polish men are utterly incapable of providing.
>>52552738
one of the few last sports the white man has left
too bad lelmilton cucked 2ndberg this year too
>>52552769
Why are you people such angry fucking drunks? Jesus. No wonder the bongs genocided you.
>>52551636
That will not help you
In fact, it will lower your chances
>>52552647
F am?
>>52552738
and we still have DAKAR in january In fucking CHILE
it has been cucked too by nasser el attiya
will the ride ever end?
>>52552812
>sports
Is an car a athlete?
>>52552837
Is just jokes. Go find yourself a nice safe space if you can't handle it.
Baseball is GOAT
>>52552647
yes
>>52552689
Where's your evidence for that statement? There's a lot of people in America. Just because a third of them are obese hamplanets doesn't mean that a there's not an athletic elite that can kick the shit out of athletes from any other country.
By your logic, China and India should be the best at the Olympics every year and yet they aren't.
>>52552769
At least the Polish aren't fucking pussies unlike your garbage non-nation.
There's a reason that any Irish person who was worth shit moved to the US a long time ago. Are you really going to rag on Poland, dude, you come from fucking IRELAND. Your cultural contribution to the world at large is so infinitesimally small compared to any other country in Europe that I literally can't think of a less relevant country within the vicinity.
>>52552812
LOL Motorsports lost it's "whiteness" long ago.
Even though kinda tired seeing that nigger winning everything. Hamilton doesn't "match" with the sport anymore.
>>52552769
>say that it would be funny if Texas won the world cup
>pasty drunken malnourished potato island man gets angry and accuses me of sucking US dick when his independence was literally funded by terrorists going to the US and begging for Irish-American semen in pubs
>>52552888
It's the only American sport that is played internationally, and no surprise, America gets beaten by other countries.
>>52552647
israel cant play sport they get gassed too fast.
>>52552704
read again
European soccer player vs American "footballer"
i.e. the people who are supposed to be "big, buff" in USA are actually little manlets compared to European athletes
>>52552861
Stop acting like you're white.
>>52552942
basketball is more popular than baseball globally.
>live in city with engineering campus
>indians everywhere
>they actually use the fields here and there to play cricket
>it looks oddly civilized with actual rules being implemented and no pooping
>>52552973
u triggered paco ?
>>52551283
are you 16? If you are older, you should be embarrassed.
>>52552976
A couple of people who watch NBA and who play it in their neighbourhood is not the same as having professional leaugues and players.
>>52552867
yes just like an horse is a athlete.
>>52552812
There is also Chess btw.
>>52553021
There's a reason we made the players wear all white.
>>52552486
fyi "game action" in this doesn't encompass all of the actual game action, and anyone posting this is out of their depth.
>>52552915
http://www.medalspercapita.com/
China and India are worse than the US. Probably because they're malnourished manlets.
>At least the Polish aren't fucking pussies unlike your garbage non-nation.
Yes they are. They got their shit pushed in until they were given independence. They weren't man enough to take it themselves.
Your insults about don't really matter since you're trying to imply Poland is somehow better, a country so shit their women literally sell themselves on the internet to get away from it.
>>52553068
yes, that's precisely my point.
>>52553097
is an pawn a athlete ?
>>52553109
Grenada strong
>>52552934
Poles are ALL American bootlickers. You have little pathetic festivals where you thank American soldiers for abandoning you after WW2.
>>52553109
>They weren't man enough to take it themselves.
Neither were you. At least they have a legitimate reason for it.
>>52553106
even counting replays it's still depressing. Even the commentary has ads, it's disgusting.
>>52553109
>bombed and killed innocents like an alcoholic potato ISIS
>still could not get their whole country back from an ailing British Empire
>Poland can't magically militarily defeat a literal superpower and we are the cucks
>>52553439
No such thing as an innocent Brit lad.
>>52553478
Rude t.b.h
>>52553184
Why do you have such a chip on your shoulder? It's almost as if you feel the need to compensate for some lack of global relevance.
The Irish relationship with the United States has been nothing but beneficial, I can't possibly understand what would inspire such a severe case of small man syndrome.
I mean, I suppose if my nation resorted to Arab-level terrorism to fail miserably at getting clay back from the British at the weakest moment of their hegemony, I would be angry too. Or if my countrymen's defining characteristic was their drunken slovenliness. Or if my country hadn't had any sort of global relevance, ever.
Actually, I've changed my mind, you have plenty to be angry about.
>>52553184
>don't act like an autistic Krautboo or Russiaboo
>get called an American bootlicker
>by an ethnic group that exists in greater numbers in America than in his country
>>52553478
Don't be so hard on yourself. It's that Catholic guilt isn't it.
>>52553237
and yuro clubs are plastered with sponsors, Man U is publicly traded etc etc etc. At least I didn't out myself as having no clue about the topic I'm discussing. Meme harder, Jeroen
>>52553794
>ads on shirts
>the same has hearing 'brought to you by AT&T' interupt commentary
>>52551583
>being this retarded
come on Robert.
>>52551461
>four NA sports
Handegg, baseball, basketball and...? Hockey?
>>52553794
>ads on shirts and walls
>the same thing as 63 minutes of pure advertising
Might as well post this.
