>mfw finding out Italians eat pasta instead of turkey for Christmas
real original lads
>Italians claim they invented pasta
>it actually came from Asia
>Italy's favourite food, tomatoes, came from South America
>Italy's culture came from the countries around it
Why are Italians such shitters?
>Eating Turkey for Christmas
Wait that's actually a thing? I thought it was some weird American shit like playing baseball and using burger runes instead of metric.
>>52544690
Yes it is a thing
>>52544690
I eat ham for christmas thank you very much guacho
>>52544690
what the fuck do you brown people eat then? People in Britain have been eating Turkey at Christmas time since the 16th century
>>52544648
>Italy's favourite food, tomatoes
Here's your reply
>>52544690
It's a thing here too though ham is more popular.
>>52544772
Can you name a single savoury Italian dish that doesn't use tomatoes?
>>52544704
This
Turkey a shit
>>52544799
carbonara
>This level of ignorance
We eat agnello or fish.
>>52544813
>white sauce is used for a few dishes
>red sauce is used for literally everything else
>>52544808
get out you peasant, we eat ham all year, for Christmas it is ridiculous
>>52544799
Prosciutto e formaggio.
>>52544704
>>52544783
>>52544808
>mfw we eat ham and turkey
>>52544836
I was just talking to a Sicilian who said his family has pasta for Christmas
>>52544863
Omelet du fromage?
>>52544581
What do you expect from a civilisation that plagarised everything it had from the Greeks?
> thievtalians
> italisteals
>>52544704
No, you eat gammon for Christmas. Ham is something you have on sandwiches.
>>52544762
We have a lot of traditional pastries but no fixed dish for Christmas Dinner, people just eat wathever they want.
>>52544851
We eat ham all year too, what the fuck is the difference if we eat it on christmas?
>>52544915
>Americans
>>52544648
More exactly Korea
Hell even Pizza was invented in Korea. Marco polo merely imported it to italy
This is proof that italy has pretty much always been a country of immigrants, relying on foreigners for its power. It's a wonder that now they don't want those immigrants who have always been its strength
>>52544841
Why do you come online to pretend you know about our cuisine?
You are a weirdo.
We have a ton of dishes without tomatoes.
>>52544876
>one single person is the same as a whole country
If he wants to what's the problem? I see british sluts here giving pussy to everyone in Erasmus yet i don't think all your women are whores.
>>52544881
Ham and cheese.
Fuck sounds retard in english.
>>52544934
Oh I forgot, pork is haram, didn't mean to trigger you ahmed
>>52544948
>i don't think all your women are whores.
but they are
>>52544876
Ah, the classic Italian Christmas Pasta. A real treat. It just doesn't feel like Christmas without mama's delicious Christmas Pasta. Every Holiday season there's one thing I look forward to, and it's that scrumptious Christmas Pasta.
>>52544947
Italy isn't even any good at pizza. America invented the modern pizza.
>>52544983
>Alessandro is shitposting at 4 am
>The Italian staple food (pasta) was literally invented and imported there by Arabs
>>52544990
Yes soo good
>>52544690
>burger runes
All I can think about anytime people talk about Italians is the Sopranos and gabagool
>>52544690
It's a thing everywhere in the Anglosphere.
>>52544836
>agnello
Holy shit, is he John from the pasta?
>>52544955
Nice meme, friend.
>>52544947
>>52544836
>agnello
It's lamb in English, you retard
![mariaroseitalian[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d7K3329.jpg "mariaroseitalian[1].jpg")
>>52545027
Oh, my mouth is watering at this sauce on dough.
>>52544851
>ham
Fuck off yank.
>>52544799
polenta
>>52544947
lel
>>52544690
It's a thing in white countries. I don't know why, turkey sucks. Only half the bird is actually edible, the other half is like eating sawdust.
>>52545070
that looks good, or am i missing something
>>52544990
Mmmmm tasty
>>52545086
>It's a thing in white countries
Then why do you eat it in Australia
>>52545054
I wish I had that hairline
>Americans consider this acceptable for Christmas
>>52544948
>I see british sluts here giving pussy to everyone in Erasmus yet i don't think all your women are whores.
Then you would be wrong, they are.
>>52544947
>Hell even Pizza was invented in Korea.
![pizzeria-montpellier[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ZhM5dy.jpg "pizzeria-montpellier[1].jpg")
>>52545099
Deep dish is about as genuine as Italian 'pizza'.
Pic related is an actual pizza.
>>52545086
lol, you obviously buy cheap shitty turkies, or you can't cook it
a good turkey is about the best meat there is
>>52544648
>>52544885
>>52544947
>>52544983
>>52544990
>>52545017
>>52545138
L O N D O N
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>>52545123
>brits are this dumb
>>52545154
>fox and grapes
> I can literally just cook italian food at home
Pardon?
I don't know about the rest of the country but Neapolitans eat pasta with clams and it's pretty good.
>>52545123
Yeah I don't understand it either. Why would you eat a packet of sandwich meat for Christmas dinner?
>>52545178
>what this poster is eating in 48 hours
>>52545179
Fairy bread isn't enough for you?
>>52545086
Anglo countries perhaps.
Here we eat Christmas ribs, pinnekjott (stick meat) and fish.
Turkey is only consumed on new year's eve. I don't see the appeal either.
>>52545197
Vacuum sealed ham goes well with an entire block of orange cheese.
>>52545178
You're the one eating a packet of ham for Crimbo dinner.
they make turkey lunchmeat too dumbasses
>>52545206
Mate that's cured serano/parma ham. That shit is amazing.
>>52545224
>Anglo countries perhaps.
That's what I said.
>>52545141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLA6Bk_ivs
>>52545247
'no'
>hey anon, I'm back from Christmas shopping!
>>52545224
Norwegians enjoy getting together and putting stick meat in their mouths for Christmas?
>there are people who have Christmas dinner without Yorkshire Pudding
>there are people who do not have Plum Pudding for desert
Truly, you have my pity.
>>52545206
GABAGOOL
>>52545274
That ham looks like shit
>>52545224
Turkey is pretty good with gravy and served beside mashed potatoes, peas and corn.
Plain whole turkey is dry and flavourless.
>>52545086
It is considered Americanisation to eat turkey at christmas here in denbtland
A fuckton of people do it though
I agree,turkey a shit,stuffed rooster is wayyy better
>>52545099
I overate today and this actualy made me throw up in my mouth a little
>>52545274
>Ham is pork that has been preserved through salting, smoking, or wet curing. It was traditionally made only from the hind leg of swine, and referred to that specific cut of pork.
>>52545206
>>52545236
>this dumb
Lol thanks
>>52544581
>turkey for Christmas
What? Don't you eat a goose?
>>52544947
>Hell even Pizza was invented in Korea
WE
WUZ
PIZZA
AND
SHIEEET
is asiacentrism a thing?are you going to act like the blacks with the egypt shit?
>>52545384
goose is also acceptable
but these americans who eat a pack of ham or shit, lel
>>52545350
>>52545368
that is gammon
>>52544799
Parma Melone
Arancine al burro
Cannoli
>>52545340
> greeks
> eating turkey
( :-D)
>>52545414
>that is gammon
>he cant read the thread
So dumb
>>52545414
>gammon
Oh god could you be cucked by the French anymore hahaha
>>52545438
: - {DDDD
>>52545450
>>52545459
you people have no class and I feel sorry for you
>Get on the bait thread to watch the replies
>they passed from """"bantering""" Italy to throw shit at each other
Wew
>>52545247
I don't think you quite understand. Not surprising for an American, but amusing nonetheless.
>>52545394
Jesus's brother was chinese
You need to get out of your european shell and step outside sometimes m8
Inform yourself
>>52545261
If we're not white, but Anglos are, I don't wanna be white.
>>52545286
It's delicious tbqh.
>>52545333
>Eating your Christmas or even a Sunday dinner with mash and not roast potatoes
Leaf.
>>52545514
I always knew Alexander the Great was a chink
was Aristotle Japanese?
what about Voltaire?
teach me senpai
I hope you savages eat these on Christmas
>>52545350
That's gammon, you sister fucking spastic.
>>52545561
we do this but with souvlaki
>>52545498
> moortalia
> immigrantaly
> old argentina
> mumbo, mumbo italiano
> mama mia that's a spicy meatball
> *communicate aggressively through arm motions*
>>52545514
>Jesus's brother was chinese
I still don't understand that war. Wonder what could have happened if the taipings won
>>52545450
>>52545459
I take it this is another case of Americans taking something that already exists with a name, taking the name for something else that already exists with a name and renaming the original with the second name.
You do that shit way too often and with no sense of reason.
>>52545548
No but koreans invented bulletproof vests in the 19th
>>52545580
No, I'm pretty sure that's fucking ham, you autist. Your opinion doesn't change accepted definitions.
>>52545561
I always thought "pigs in a blanket" meant sausages in a bun.
>>52545548
Also everyone knows Alexander the great was macedonian and aristotle was pretty much egyptian
>>52545561
This picture gave me a thrombus.
>>52545561
>pork wrapped in pork
Very inventive) Try fried shrimps in bacon next time.
>>52545514
Jesus' brother was Japanese. Why do you always steal everything from them?
Brit """""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52545612
You aren't even trying, right Alessandro?
>>52545657
it can also be sausages in a pastry
I also like these cheese pieces wrapped in bacon
>>52545657
Yank.
>>52545706
Seems like something you'd serve at a 1970s dinner party.
>>52545676
>>52545686
pakis detected
>>52545672
And Voltaire was Finnish.
>>52545729
Isn't pigs in a blanket an American thing anyway?
>>52545641
The irony of this post is palpable. Top shitposting, lad.
literally no French or German posters in this thread, I suppose the Muslims there outlawed Christmas
>>52545749
Socrates was a reptilian extraterrestrial from Alpha Centuri
>>52545706
>it can also be sausages in a pastry
That's a sausage roll you yank proxy twat.
>>52545765
>The word 'gammon' is related to the French word jambon, meaning ham, which in turn is derived from Late Latin gamba, meaning leg.
>meaning ham
>meaning ham
>meaning ham
>using a french word that means ham to tell people that ham isn't ham
Top autism, lad.
>>52545754
Reeee fuck you reeee!
>>52545778
The Germans are too busy working and the French are on strike again.
>>52545414
>>52545580
That's ham actually, gammon is the same thing but cooked, this is not cooked thus ham
>>52545785
no a sausage roll is different you pleb
>>52545778
Christmas is racist, it's a statement of white supremacy and we will not have it in our country! We will instead be celebrating "whatever retarded ramadan shit the muzzies do" as we find it's much more suitable for our new immigrant culture.
>>52545823
Americans eat raw ham for Christmas?
>>52545805
>The English, creators of the language use a French word to mean a word that wasn't invented until much later for something completely different
Like I said, top shitposting, yank.
>>52545828
Stop shitposting, you have proven to be a yank proxy on two separate occasions this thread.
Kill yourself.
>>52545862
>A british gentleman making fun of people for eating pork
Salam allekhum,brother,peace be with you
>>52545561
>British cuisine
>>52545783
Mozart was a Ghanaian Ashanti Prince who was captured by Spanish slavers, and offered as a gift to the Holy Roman Emperor [AKA the Honky Racist Emperor]. He composed hundreds of musical masterpieces in Vienna before returning to mama Africa to get away from the honky and his bullshit cracker ass racism. Then they made him white.
He composed hundreds more musical masterpieces in Africa under numerous pennames.
>>52545862
Don't you?
>>52545733
Enjoy your heart attack at 16.
>>52545897
>he doesn't understand the difference between a sausage roll and a pig in the blanket
lad, stop crying
>>52545905
Your English is very poor.
>>52545866
>a word that wasn't invented
>ham didn't exist in the Latin language
>for something completely different
>both words refer to cured leg of pig
Now you're purposefully being retarded.
>>52545935
I'm 23
>>52545940
Clearly you don't otherwise you wouldn't be shitposting so hard about it.
Pigs in blankets = sausages wrapped in streaky bakon
Sausage roll = sausage meat wrapped in pasty
You are trying to say the latter is the former like some sort of paki. Kill yourself.
>>52545963
>The Romans called jamon ham
>The Romans used English
This is how retarded you are.
>>52546066
>brussels sprouts
not american
the most autistic thread I've seen in a while
>>52546066
>that gross green shit on the bottom
no that is not an American Christmas
>>52546066
brussels sprouts are disgusting 2bh
>>52546066
Too many vegetables for the yanks.
>>52546032
>the Romans called ham jamon
>the Romans called ham gammon
The object itself.
>It differs from ham in that ham is cured after being cut from the carcass, and the curing process for ham may be different.
Both words refer to cured leg of swine, with some differences as to preparation. "Ham" doesn't refer exclusively to cold cuts, regardless of what some autistic brit believes.
I'm sorry you have to use French codewords for ham to prevent Muslims from finding out what you're eating and start rioting.
>>52546094
Burgers don't eat sprouts for Christmas?
>>52546162
Well if you're just going to shitpost then what's the point?
You have a lot of growing up to do and clearly a lot of English revision on top of that.
>Fucking up the name of meat
You poor unfortunate soul.
>turkey
>not ham
halal, guys
I want a turducken
>>52546245
>words mean why I personally say they do
>if you don't use the French word I deem acceptable then your English is wrong!
>i desperately need to feel in charge and relevant
>me me me
Indicative of legitimate autism, I must say.
>>52546351
>The actual meaning of the word doesn't mean what it means, my usage of the word is correct
Holy flaming autism.
This is the last (you) your bait will win out of me. I pray for your poor parents.
>Not eating deer or guineafowl with godly juniper berry sauce for Christmas
Whaha
>>52545959
no,not really
I made no spelling or grammar errors there
>>52546444
I get the feeling they are tourists
>>52546444
Trips 4 truth
>>52546396
>MY word that refers to the object is correct, YOUR word for said object is icky and stupid because it isn't French enough you smibbly bibbly yank!
My parents don't need your prayers to Allah.
>>52546465
Your reading comprehension is very poor. He was making fun of the yank for tripping up and implying he eats raw pork, not that he eats pork in general.
>Italian food thread
I don't need to read, webm related
>>52546444
Something just doesn't add up about this picture. There is a group of at least three therefore it's not just some old guy alone on Christmas, not that any chippies would be open for Christmas.
From the use of curry sauce they are in the north so it isn't tourists because they all stay down south.
In December this would have to be eaten pre-15:00 due to the sunset and this picture is relatively bright so this is being eaten for around lunch.
This picture makes no sense.
>>52544648
>>Italy's culture came from the countries around it
If you are honest this is true for pretty much all of Europe.
I'd eat some pasta and somes sausages if i'd stood with few bucks.
@52546475
I told you, you aren't winning another (you) from me for your bait.
>>52546534
I've learned so much about Italian traditions and cuisine today!
/int/ is such nice place to learn about different cultures!
Happy holidays everybody!
>>52546616
Forget the 's" in some.
>>52546591
The paddies got their culture from us but we didn't exactly get ours from Hy Brasil.
>>52546636
THANKS FOR THE CHRISTMAS TREE NORWAY-SAN :))))
>>52546636
>Happy holidays
Fuck off yank.
>>52546668
>France
>Saxon Settlers
>Viking Settlers
>Dutch
>>52546713
>France
Never heard of it.
>>52546625
I believe in being generous with my (You)s. It is Christmas, after all.
Have another tasty ham.
>>52546636
i don't saw any culinary thread in here, will see after this.
Have a gud christmas.
>>52546808
you mean a ganon
@52546808
Now when you slice that gammon thinly I will take the pieces of ham for a post workout sandwich.
>>52546875
>mfw brits eat Japanese video game characters for Christmas dinner
>>52544581
Turkey is for thanksgiving you retard
>>52546950
Turkey is a country between the Middle East and Europe actually.
>they don't eat gabagool for Christmas
>>52544885
crapnadian irrelevant american-like fag
>>52547968
t. Lorenzo Antonelli
>>52546116
Get the fuck out. Roasted brussels sprouts are amazing. Will be cooking for Christmas dinner.
>>52548152
I bet you dip them in mayo as well, fucking savage.
>>52548204
>implying
Mix them with olive oil, salt, and pepper and spread them on a roasting pan and then top with cut up bits of fried bacon. Get your shit together, Annæus.
>>52545109
Personally my family doesn't eat Turkey, we eat Roast Ham, Roast Chicken and Pulled Pork
>Not getting KFC like the Japs.
Don't forget to book your bucket months in advance, God bless capitalism.
>>52548465
Is this actually a thing?
>>52544581
>eating turkey
I always thought it was just the tv trying to push this shit, but there are people who actually eat that. Who would have thought?
>not eating lamb for Christmas
bloody yanks innit
