What's the most patriotic thing you've done today?
I just ate an entire melted packet of tim tams in 40 degree heat
Ate fast food
better not have been red velvet """flavour"""
>>52540696
drank chocolate and ate beans with spicy salsa
I tipped a deliveryman.
>>52540696
ate quesadillas with guisado de puerco en verde and pepsi
>>52540696
Your mum. UN Security Council told me not to but I invaded that ass anyways
Pet some sheep. I didn't do anything intentionally sexual, though.
>>52540709
It was peanut butter
I drove my Land Rover to the mall, spent $100 on useless gifts, and ate Chick fil-A
Reported Australian threads about America because I couldn't handle the banter.
>>52540696
Drove my pickup, ate at an Asian resteraunt and left a $20 tip, went Christmas shopping and playing grand theft auto to blow off some steam.
>>52540880
>didnt clap when food arrived
Get out of my country
>>52540917
who says I didn't?
I figured that was a given.
I didn't say I was breathing the air of freedom either but that doesn't mean I wasn't.
Tim Tams are fucking gross.
>b-but you haven't bit off the corners and sipped tea through it
Australians are truly savages.
>>52540965
>a leaf thinking his opinion matters
>>52540696
I drove to work through two feet of snow.
Merry Winter Solstice!
>>52540696
I found a snake in my garage. Literally all /int/ memes are real.
>>52540736
Was it unintentionally sexual?
>>52540752
>>52540954
My apologies sir. I applaud your response.
>>52540696
i brushed snow off my car using a hokkei stick this morning
>>52541019
Yes, a couple of them rubbed their head against my crotch in an affectionate way.
>>52540696
I remembered Wales existed and wasn't represented in our flag (or, by extension, yours)
>>52540696
drank a flat white
Had McDonald's breakfast
Sausage mcgriddle to be precise
>>52540991
>Tim Tam eating savage responds to my post without asking for permission
Delete this.
>sank a box of tui
>back yard cricket
>double cheese sizzlers
>wore some jandals
>smoked some weed
>punched my Mrs and put the kids on the dryer
>>52541095
>>sank a box of tui
sinking anything is australian
>>back yard cricket
australian
>>double cheese sizzlers
australian
>>wore some jandals
australian except you replaced 'thongs' with """jandals"""
>>smoked some weed
dutch
>>punched my Mrs and put the kids on the dryer
maori
>>52541095
>tfw trapped with family over Christmas and can't smoke any weed
All my friends have degenerate families who'd be totally cool with it
>>52541111
>>>punched my Mrs and put the kids on the dryer
>maori
There's literally nothing wrong with beating your kids if it's for discipline. The reason the west is so pussified is people stopped beating kids. Beating your mrs is a bit different, you can only beat her if she does something really bad (like cheating on you, insulting your manhood, flirting with another man etc).
Not him btw
>>52541212
>here's literally nothing wrong with beating your kids
Low iq retard detected.
>>52541144
My family are catholic weirdos but I do it anyway and my mum told me she was smoking heroin in Bangladesh when she was my age so she can't say shit.
>>52541225
No wonder your country is ran by social justice warriors you fucking pussy
Drank Julmust
It outsells Cola during Christmas, it's cool
>>52541144
>tfw been high for like 2 days and my family dont give a fuck
>they want me to take a drink too.
It's pretty funny since few years ago they would have labeled me a drug addict or some shit.
>>52541259
this
>omg i cant ever lay a hand on my misses she's an angel
>darling stop sucking off jamal
>pls darling I love you
>I-I'll just wait over here
>>52540711
it better have been chocolate abuelita nigga
>>52540696
Cycled 30km to pick up a new sim card, then went home and drank beer while watching anime and jerking off.
>>52541361
have a nice xmas anon
>>52541403
You too. Sadly I'll have to spend it with family.
>>52541361
Why didn't you just drive?
Got drunk on whine and ate two empanadas after puking.
>>52541453
Because I'm an environmentalist hippie shit and refuse to drive unless I have to.
>>52541430
I'm actually ok with just being home with family. Free alcohol and good food.
Brought my pc too.
>>52541479
You can't meme me finnshit
