Do you have your carp in the bath yet?
It's almost Christmas...
>>52523960
>Do you have your carp in the bath yet?
because I don't live in a 3rd world eastern european shithole
>>52524053
*second world shithole
>>52523960
no.
also why why would anyone eat that dog food tier fish ever.
>>52523960
lithuania
yes
have you got kalėdaičiai yet, gzregorz?
>>52524308
>he's never had carp sashimi
heavenly
>>52523960
Explain to me why you have a carp?
no carp in bath here
carp has been killerized at time of purchase
murderized
chopperized
flour and egg breadcrumbs-ized
and awaits frying
>>52524425
why not?
slavs, post timestamped carps
>>52523960
>>52524464
yes plz
just took a bath with my carps
one of them picked at my willy
probably gonna fuck tbf lads
>>52524460
What do you do to it? Is it part of a Slavic mating ritual?
>>52523960
Daaaaa. Every year.
>>52524511
good luck senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g21feq2T8Rk
killing them is the best part
wtf man
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>>52524518
We eat them alive. First we take carps out of the bath and steam it. When we see him feeling discomfort we put him on a dish and start cutting him from the tail to keep him alive longer.
don't pretend like you have one either
>>52524518
we put them in bath to keep them alive before eating them during christmas to keep them as fresh as possible before eating
my family every year has photosetions with carp, everyone standing in group around it, last year nikon camera roll ended so we couldn't do it
>>52524425
grows fast, tastes like old river bed, but it's cheap and everyone was poor. now the descendants of these poor mobs can't break the mental barrier that they actually could select something different.
>>52524641
>last year nikon camera roll ended so we couldn't do it
WHAT YEAR IS THIS
WHAT YEAR AM I WITNESSING RIGHT NOW
This thread is full of wtf
>>52524636
Russian/10
>>52524641
Kek
>>52524668
We have chicken instead as it is the cheapest meat.
>>52524425
Because we used to fast during Christmas (24th December) and fish was allowed food
Lots of ponds were constructed since the Middle Ages and carp was a good source of protein during winter
>>52524697
yeah we just record the carp on VHS
>>52524641
sounds comfy
>>52524697
Lithuania
Yes!
also, i do kind of miss actual camera rolls where you would have a photograph instead of just on the phone....
>>52524641
>last year nikon camera roll ended so we couldn't do it
hehe
i rate this post 1994 out of 2015
>>52524668
>tastes like old river bed
Not in my experience. I'm >>52524383
It was actually a lot like maguro
>>52524803
what's maguro
>>52524818
lean cuts of bluefin tuna, served raw as sushi or sashimi
>>52524781
lel
I don't understand the muddy taste thing meme - like, that's why you have the fish in fresh water as long as possible, that's why you soak it in milks/lemon/sauces/whatever... carp tastes like any other oily white fish meat.
>>52524836
why would you eat raw fish
pretty disgusting
>>52524844
I dont think i ever ate it.
>>52524836
>>52524844
>carp tastes like any other oily white fish meat
Only land locked coutnry could say such a thing.
>>52524864
fresh raw fish is good, senpai-sen-pol-pie.
So do you have your carp ready in your bath?
I hope you put those carp in distilled water at least and not in chlorinated tap water or you're literally fish Hitler.
RYBA TRED
>>52524935
>raw fish
>good
ehh westerners
we invented fire you know
you can use it to fry
I have some analogue of fish for you to taste....
if you know what I mean
>>52524946
fuck that looks good
>>52524946
>>52524939
tap water isn't chlorinated anywhere in the world except USA
>>52524518
as a matter of fact yes carp is a status symbol the bigger the carp the bigger is your chance of getting laid because bitches dig carps
>>52524939
Did you read Russia's post?
Or Poland saying might fuck it before eat it?
You don't want to be a carp on Jesus' friggin' birthday in Russia or Poland I tell you that!
>>52524308
Volksdeutsch detected.
>fat Americans dreaming about food ITT
nothing new rly
>>52524977
Smoked fish is life.
>>52524803
ok we get it, you went to some molecular eco sushi place and had a square centimetre piece of karp "sashimi" that was probably specially grown and prepared to kill the taste and most probablly wasn't even karp at all. now take your typewriter over to yelp and shill there.
>>52525013
this senpai
no bitch will touch you if your carp isn't big enough
>>52524975
DIRTY
I
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T
Y
eh fish is good but with wódka
everything is good with wódka
so what's the point?
fish
I'm glad my family dropped this retarded tradition. I do have fond memories of messing with the carps as a kid though. After some time they got use to it and weren't scared anymore unfortunetly. Fucking carps.
>>52523960
>>52524511
>>52525131
>Not drinking fish bathed in Vodka
>>52525108
fug, now show me your carp.
>>52524958
Sushi is raw fish you fucking clown
Maybe in your cunt you have to fry everything not to get sick but not here
>>52525161
would die
prefer to kill my fish myself with knife or hands
>>52525127
It smells like raw carp I swear.
>>52525058
Its a food related thread, komradefam. Also, good food is one of best things in this tough life.
>>52525196
sweet water fish are not safe to eat raw - parasites.
only sea water fish are safe.
>>52524958
Raw fish is a Japanese import. He is just a weeb.
Pejegallo > Untasteful carp.
>>52525196
why would you eat this "sushi" thing if you can fry?
ehhh westerners you're dumb
>>52525217
AmeriFAT
>>52525004
Your statement is untrue friend
>>52524631
>Giving strangers your telephone number
>>52524425
In Poland carps bring Christmas gifts for children.
>>52525269
u know u want
u act like isnt but is
)))))))))))))
>>52524991
nigga you're making me salivate
>>52525327
in the form of bath buddies!!!!
>>52525335
Пpивeт, aнтoнчик. Tyт тaкoe дeлo. Лyчшe бы мoй бpaт yмep. Oн пьяный пpишeл дoмoй. Зaшeл нa кyхню. A тaм нa cтoлe в пaкeтe кapп в пaкeтe. Eщe живoй. Maмa кyпилa тoлькo чтo. Кaзaлocь бы - нy лeжит ceбe и лeжит. Eщe жив и пoтoмy eщe шeвeлитcя в пaкeтe. Taк вoт мoй бpaт eгo зaбил кyлaкaми дocмepти. B кaшy. Bcя кyхня в кpoви. Pyки бpaтa тoжe. Иcтepикa мaмы. Taкaя кapтинa - cлoвaми нe пepeдaть. Бpaтy 39. Mнe - 24. Maмa - в шoкe. Beceлo живeм, тoвapищи.
>>52525239
fuggin cool looking though. never seen a fish with two tails like an airplane.
>>52525335
I know fashisti love smoked fish as much as we do.
>>52525363
nothing wrong
family gathers around table after praying to Holy Mary and Pope JP2 but just before cutting carp
dad says "children before carp died he told me where the presents are eat all carp I will tell"
children say "thank carp" and eat
>>52525405
i just had a smoking arena transported to my summer house, now i can cut out the shop jew and go straight from raw fish to smoked
>>52525327
First it was Polish Prom
Now, Polish Carp Santa.
Polan has got it all kickin' off.
>tfw empy bathtub
>>52525440
lel. Is it supposed to be exotic for Amerifats?
>>52525387
>in the packet carp in the packet
Touching my carp, lads
>>52525440
Is now karp in holy trinity
>>52525440
>good luck and many presents will come to you, but only if you post "thanks mr carp" by this dining table
the memes have went through fusion with polish life
>>52525541
Stroke it for me and see if it wiggles.
>>52524053
I love how Americans always call Poland a backward shithole while Poles keep sucking your dick and support you all the time
It's like Serbia and Russia, but at least Russians love Serbia back.
Someone needs to shop this carp into Polish Bathtub Santa Karp
>>52523960
>come on, kids!
>get attached to the fish
>that way when we kill it tomorrow we kill a little part of you as well
Poles are subhuman tier.
>>52523960
Im not poor sooooooooo....no.
>tfw haven't eaten fish nor meat for few months because of the sanctions
>>52525639
>come on kids
>get attached to the gun
>gets shot
>>52525639
fortunetly no kid here is retarded enough to get attached to something he knows will be his food in a few days
>>52525639
it breeds strong kids
personally I killed my first carp at 13, sure it wasn't a big fish and at first I was scared but dad told me where to hold him and how to stun him etc next time it came natural to me
most girls dont know how to kill carp but my sister does, she cries a lot every time though lol
>>52525607
Butt out, Germany. why you white knight for Polan? We are doing just fine here. Also, everyone calls me fat so insulting goes all around, it does not matter.
>>52525663
Come to UK Sasha, I will give you a big fish.
>>52525440
the crazy thing is, i can't tell if it's true or not...
>>52525687
hehehehehe eesti
>>52525244
More flavor when its raw
>>52523960
SLAVS POST TIMESTAMP KARPS
>>52525663
>tfw no more imported Polish Christmas carp in the bathtub
feelsbadman.jpg
>>52525738
Big Paki Fish?
>>52525663
What are you eating?
>>52525719
so much distress and all you get is a shitty fish. i would get if it was salmon or something...
>>52525820
It's okay Ivan, you can come over and eat carp with us. We always leave a spot for the lonely wonderer.
>>52525850
Nah, just normal fish.
>>52525639
meh, only a dum dum would "get attached"
its food
>>52525639
>his family didn't raise and kill rabbits in the city for food or have live eel for new year's
>>52526010
>tfw a Carp gets more action than me
>>52526042
We used to go poaching on a reservation when I was a kid, kek.
>>52526010
>Bathing in fish piss
>someone got butthurt over a fucking fish losing it's life
>american flag
I would never guess a country that invented SJW's would have any retards crying over a carp losing his head.
>>52526010
i don't like where this is going
>>52526010
>how can whyte bois even compete.jpg
>>52524425
Polish plumbing is so advanced they can keep a sustainable ecosystem in a simple bathtub.
you eat it on christmas eve not christmas tho right? eating fish on christmas day would be retarded
good thread janusz
>>52526130
Westerners are bred to be ignorant pussies, what did you expect.
>freshwater fish
baka
>>52526262
>those expressions
>>52526284
>westerners
It is just the Americans.
>>52525483
>First it was Polish Prom
What's wrong with that?
>>52526262
So Polish Bathtub Karp Santa is kil?
>>52526311
not having fresh water probably limits your options
>>52526262
poor mexicarps
>>52526262
ALLAHU AKBAR
fucking piece of shit carps Christmas best day of my life
We eat dried and salted CODFISH that comes all the way from NORWAY because we are RICH
>>52526372
he told where presents are
>>52526371
Nothing is worng with that! I am merely remembering! I am enjoying, not makng fun of anyone.
>>52525607
Well, we have that saying "Z dużej chmury mały deszcz", it means basically: "if they don't exterminate you, they must be your friends". Such is life here.
>>52526428
also i heard americans calls french salad ceasar salad?
i mean we alwaysh ave that for christmas
Most of you probably think this is a joke but I seriously remember my family having a carp in the bath on Christmas at least once when I was little. I never questioned it or even thought about it afterwards until I started seeing those threads on 4chan. When you're a kid you tend to just go with things like that.
>>52526444
Always a pleasure doing business with you Mr. Barbosa.
>>52526284
Awwww...I wasn't bred to be an ignorant pussy, I am an ignorant pussy by choice XD
>>52526398
>i don't need higher omega 3 intake despite lack of sunlights
>i prefer stinky bitter fish because of my superior taste
>>52526554
What are you mumbling about over there?
dog can play with carp too
>>52526456
Ok then.
>>52524425
As filter feeders carp can have a bit of a muddy taste if eaten fresh after being caught. Accordingly the practice is to keep them in a clean tank for a bit (in this case a bath tub) as it helps remove this problem
>>52526010
Thats not a carp
>>52526708
Snobby?
>>52526847
Aus in charge of aquaculture.
>>52526712
is thid called caesar salad in the US=? some american said it was a few days afgo
>tfw showerfag
>tfw no kapr in bath
I have great memories of it tho, it's a pretty nice tradition
when I was 12 and I killed the carp together with my father for the first time, I really felt like a man desu
>>52526920
>whole world says karp
>czechs say kapr
pepo
>>52526907
Whoever told you that's Caesar salad is a retard.
>>52526974
we say som
>>52527022
sum is different fish
>>52527008
kk, thanks
>>52526974
kek
e
k
>>52526974
because it's kapr family
kapr
kapřík
kapříček
I love this language to be honest
>>52527034
true true, i had few drinks it is šaran here
>>52526907
No, thats something else.
>>52527128
>karprzyczek
I swear to God stop being so embarassing we're supposed to be family
>>52525607
Poland is good. Hate Muslims. Germany is not good because they accept muslim cock by the million right in their little blonde german buttholes
>>52527132
HR IS DRANK
>>52524753
i can't fucking breathe man holy shit
>>52527201
Bit specific, matedesusenpai
>>52527199
>czwzryczryw
you're the embarrasing ones here t.b.h
>>52527224
we also have tjhese, it's mlinci and turkey for christmas
i am actually so happy that it is xmas in 2 days
>>52525317
NOBODY CAN SEE YOUR PHONE NUMBER
>>52524641
This.
h
i
s.
It stems from the commie times when you couldn't just get to the shop the day before and get 10 kilos of fresh crap fish. You had to buy when it was available (that means early on), because it could be out by the next hour and never show up again before Xmass.
>>52525131
>eh fish is good but with wódka
Only śledzik, though.
>>52525387
Won't lie. I cried out of nostalgia a bit.
>>52527449
Jel je ovo slavonski obicaj?
>>52527128
>they have several diminutives for words that already sound like diminutives
>>52527649
nisam iz slaonije (porijeklom iz međimurja, iako su zadnje 2 generacije u zg) mislim da po cijeloj hr se jede
>>52525440
Sounds juuuust stupid enough to be real
>>52525562
kek
good thread overall, i laughed
>>52523960
No but my last name is Carp. Can I fill the sink with water and cum in it? I bought a lot of fancy beer recently so I only take showers now to save money
I don't let my wife keep one in the tub. I have a bait well that it is put in
>>52524946
Hy ты и пидop, я 3 гoдa нe eл вкycнeнькoй гopбyши и cкyмбpии(((
>>52525722
Fatass
>>52524631
Sounds like the tyron desu familia.
Sad thinking about landlocked countries that don't experience fresh sea fish regularly and have to make due with rotten or smoked to save a resemblance of taste.
>>52531601
nobody eats fish here tho
D-D-Do foreigners like our carps now?
>Poles posting pictures of kids next to bathtubs
Mods please delete this thread as a precaution
>>52525607
I love how you assume America out of all cunts can be generalized like this
>Seba
>yuo are man now
>will you choose to kill karp with own hands and butcher with knife like a man?
>or will you buy one in tesco?
>>52525440
>tfw Polish Diaspora
>tfw no Magical Gift Carp
Feels assimilated, senpai
>>52532419
Good
>>52532779
>Not embracing your heritage of Mary and her Magical tub Carp
>>52532934
You are an American now, Not a pole
did someone say kalalanka
>>52533267
The Carp loves all of Bolan's children, no matter how far removed they are from her Homeland Tub.
>>52533607
Kek
>>52526526
In Delaware we have "If they know our state exists, then they must be your friends."
>almost 2016
>not keeping your karp in the tub
>>52524592
Now I can truly say it
Hans Frank did nothing wrong
>>52527128
>kapřík
>kapříček
I love these
>>52532419
Post pic of Polish Santa Christmas Kapr in tub for good luck and much smoked fish in the coming year.
>>52533267
eberyone wants to know where the gifts are, tho.
>>52524592
Literally China Tier
>>52531601
m8 ever heard of river fish
>>52523960
lol yes i remember this as a kid
catfish and carp
small catfish but it scared the shit out of me
>>52533324
That looks like the screwdriver I dropped in my pond and then found three years later
>>52534716
They're only for true poles.
The Karp knows
>>52524592
jesusfuck bolan why
i-is this a joke
>>52523960
I don't even have a bathtub..
>>52535598
you have fucking argentina...just get a river or something, cold water is good for health!
memes aside, do people still follow this tradition?
>>52534371
>>52534779
>>52534882
have you really never gutted a freshly caught fish?
what the fuck were you expecting? And more importantly, what the fuck do you think happens in factories where they mass produce meat (be it fish, cow or anything else)?
>>52535894
>what the fuck do you think happens in factories where they mass produce meat
>>52535894
It's not the gutting that's the problem, it's the bashing it with a hammer.
>>52526010
not a carp, GTFO
I had carp last year, didn't like it very much tbqh
>>52534779
If it were China tier he would eat it alive or throw it to boiling water alive. Stop being an hypersensible faggot. The thing was killed at the first or second hit. Thats the way to do it ( you also can stab its eye to reach the brain and kill fast).
The animals in factories die in worst conditions, alot of chickens arent properly killed and end in boiling water alive...
>>52525131
I can't see a shred of hope in it's eyes
Just like every slav
>>52523960
I have eaten the cap sashimi twice.
It was about 30 years ago.
It was rare food even at that time.
Also when Japan was poor,it was precious protein and expensive food,
>>52526262
>you know i been working with the government, right tone?
Fish a shit
> TFW Lake perch
I love being in Ohioland about three times a year, and that's because I am blessed with delicious perch
Fuck your carp polski bullshit
>>52536579
Don't be fucking dense. That is a humane way to kill it and is normal as fuck
>>52536867
>hurdur Chinese eat it alive or boil it and eat the guts
Chinese have the same meat cleaning standards (outside of the meat factories) as us. No one eats shit that'll get them sick.
