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i don't think you're lithening edition
>>52520192
cara
>>52520192
>lithening
fuck off yank
anime
marina
i want to fugg you :DDD sugg benis blease :DDDD
maisie
nice timing
a girl messaged me on normiebook on sunday and i messaged her back about 2 hours later because i was busy and she hasn't responded since
why do they do this?
Kyary
Where do these guys come from?
And why can't I meet them in my civvy life?
Just had two half hour bookings with two amazing guys. Wow, wow, wow. I would have paid both of them, ha ha!
Does anyone else find this? That no matter where you look in your ordinary life every guy is a scumbag, yet when they pay for it they're the nicest guys on the planet.
Weird.
>>52520192
excellent edition
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
why does he walk towards the camera?
>>52520255
Delete this
collar dresses and work gfs
New gimmick.
the man
the myth
the legend
>>52520289
how do we know if god exists? how do we know it's positive? are you the definition of an angel or the opposite? if you lost your wallet and i found it, i would not commit to stealing it, but if the tables turned, then you would pocket it
>>52520192
COME ON MAAATE
COME ON MAAATE
YOUR GIRL, SHE'S SITTING ON M-COME ON MAAATE
Who else hates this country?
>>52520273
>prostitutes
>ordinary life
Maybe it's the fact that her ordinary social contacts consist of nightclub owners, bouncers and other hookers.
>>52520292
give me the white wimminz
>>52520307
got my work gf a collar dress for crimbo aha
>>52520202
good post
challenged myself to message 5 girls today in an effort to get back in touch and make some good new friends again
3 haven't seen the message, 2 never replied
just don't know what i'm doing wrong
Mr granddad flies a union flag on a a big pole in his back garden, is that based or not?
Got a new pet rock lads
Named him Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
What takeaway should I get lads? Had pizza yesterday so fuck that.
Daisy.
jolly old england 2bh
>>52520365
Jesse is astute, I like that
Oopsy daisy
>>52520162
Worked there for 2 years and had a few close local friends, one of which has an older brother in a Triad.
Triad dealings now are mostly in legal companies doing illegal things for greater profit.
Thanks to GB, HK police are top tier and the city is pretty tight. Weapons are virtually non existent and drugs do of course flow in but its not like the 80s/90s.
>>52520386
indian
>>52520395
innit
>>52520377
yeah sounds like a good bloke
pour me another drink
and punch me in the face
you can call me Nancy
which girls are more attractive on average, scottish or irish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx04PmOltYw
going to be a happy one lads
>>52520365
>having a mirror anywhere other than your bedroom, bathroom and maybe the hallway next to the front door
>>52520405
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52520416
>Scottish """"Girls""""
what's all this crying over the US barring UK muslims into our country. know your place you dumb brits
he isn't going to turn up is he
>>52520386
battered mars bars
>>52520420
me on the right
>>52520401
How many white people are still there?
>>52520476
>all this crying
From who? Muslims
>put too much salt on my pizza
>>52520478
your hired bp for this evening?
>>52520443
Germans put mirrors in their toilets
Quite a strange people
>>52520505
>salt on a pizza
>>52520492
Hong Kong Island is crawling with them. The mainland bits, less so.
>>52520478
3 more sleeps lad
>>52520405
I want to beat her with an aluminium pipe
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>52520523
To bring out the flavour
>>52520405
collar dresses.
>>52520526
tell me where you live and I swear I'll smash you
change your flag, cunt
awful, awful thread
>>52520570
Shit man, there's enough salt in there already.
>ywn be a qt grill who is good at taking pictures
>>52520492
If you're in central you're basically in a 50/50 American/British city district.
Everywhere else is pretty Chinese (HK flavour). Residential districts are totally local and contrary to popular belief most people don't speak English.
Causeway bay is another exception but its just a giant shopping centre full of tourists.
They love Brits though and most still think of us as the people that gave them the city as it is and separated them from mainlanders who they see as scum with no morals.
>>52520405
Just give me the """" intelligent artsy feminist cunt """" look faM
>>52520644
I can take photography lessons, lad
>>52520405
why do tights make everything 10x better
>>52520662
Every other person I met near the harbour was a paki trying to sell me a suit
>>52520654
>ywn watch Lost again with /tv/
don't. remind. me
>>52520596
>>52520405
would marry
http://strawpoll.me/6339353
>>52520688
Just simple colour coordination and contrast mate
>texting girl
>she uses exclamation points after almost every sentence
I used to think it was cute now it makes me feel patronized or something idk
>>52520662
>scum with no morals
Sounds about right for everything above the new territories.
koo koo kachoo
:D
>>52520245
GDAŃSK
D
A
Ń
S
K
>>52520416
Irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSbbBTLGukQ
tune 4 u lads
>>52520715
>literally the oldest concept in the world
>novel
learn what words mean
>>52520715
Do I exist?
CLASSY SASSY CORNWALL
>>52520766
My bad, meant to write quaint
always get them confused iah
How is British English different from American English?
>>52520708
Only time I went near a port was just as a boat of Japs arrived. Nearly got trampled by midgets there were so many of them.
>>52520726
I haven't been to China aside from Shenzhen, and I think SZ Chinese are generally better than HKers even disregarding the arrogance of HKers.
going back to sleep now lads lmao.
dont spoil star trek for my guys :)
>>52520807
We speak English, you speak Canexican
>>52520766
>2015 years
>old
>>52520807
It's like Polish and Russian.
One is simplified and sounds like guy with downs.
>>52520842
Spock dies
>>52520858
delete this you fucking mong
Azusa
>>52520807
one can be understood
always thought ridley scott was australian and alfred hitchcock was american
>>52520809
Well actually SZ gets a pass, I know a few students from there and they're okay.
>>52520879
fuck off ya yank
>>52520761
who is this scrotum totem
>>52520882
Ritz
>making a casserole
>forgot to massage the taters
it never gets better
>Communities in Cumbria have been flooded again - some for the third time in less than a month - following torrential rain and high winds
The North did need a biblical style purge.
>>52520858
Valve is worse than EA and Activision combined and I can prove it
michael schumacher has only just learnt to walk again. his brain must have been utterly fuckered.
>>52520968
lmaoing@britfloods
if a girl is really anal about things, is that a red flag? Like we're going to the movies and she's obsessing about seats, like she wants to reserve some tickets. We're not even seeing star wars
>>52520858
>telly
>brekky
>corry
>not simplified
>>52520888
Mainland girls are also a lot more attractive on average than HKers. Don't know what went wrong
Jun Suzuki
>>52520940
Boy
>>52521006
Also probably a boy
Poogi
>>52520995
no one girl is perfect mate.
Really pissed that i can't sync my new iphone 6 on ubuntu yet lads
There were loads of ways I could do it with my old 4s, now my computer recognizes the iphone but anything I try to add to it never shows up in the music library on the phone. There's no way in hell I'm paying Apple for all ~4500 of the songs I already have on my computer.
>>52520998
>abbreviations vs actual word changes
Stop making kiwis look like retards
>>52521020
glib facsimile baka senpai
>>52520918
Aja Warren, true Irishwoman
>>52520998
>what is slang
>>52521052
disagree
>>52520968
I'm from cumbria and I'm not even surprised. Eamont bridge floods every year, carlisle every five. Build on a flood plain and get water. Not like there are a shortage of fucking hills in the lake district.
>>52521058
>buying the electronic Jew
Why? Even ignoring Apple policy they're objectively worse than many others on the market and overpriced
going to message this girl later tonight if she doesn't message me first, thinking of going with
>so bored send help
but i'm open to suggestions (we're both on break btw)
>>52521105
she a sjw shill
>>52521135
do it now, and that's good so send that
>>52520999
Oh i don;t go in for orientals, they have a weird idea of how relationships work.
That and there's not a dom one between them, unless they're spending money.
>>52521105
she would be perfect is she wasn't such a slut and a size queen at that
>>52521135
on break from wha
>Why? Even ignoring Apple policy they're objectively worse than many others on the market and overpriced
>>52521105
I'd gently pee on her
>>52521105
the ham beast has turned it around tbf
and a critically acclaimed film to boot
BASED
A
S
E
D
someone convince me it's a bad idea
>>52521170
what is this from and why is it vertical
Got out of bed just to make this
>>52521213
build it yourself you fucking cretin
>>52521191
school you melt
>>52521213
pc gaming is a waste of money and all you're going to do is bash people with apple product for their facebook machines while literally all you'll do is browse 4chan on your 4000 pound gaming pc
>>52521213
why is vat so high
>>52521206
good banter
>>52521168
I just fuck them t bh
I don't have a particular attraction to Asians, they're just what was available at the time.
>>52521247
I am you fucking wasteman
literally buying all the parts
>>52521230
very good
>>52521229
it's taken from a cell phone and it was from a "shoot"
the person who filmed it got apprehended shortly afterwards before he could gather anything substantial from it.
>>52521213
fuck off billionaire
>>52521230
make a grindr with 'em and see what degenerate poofters message you
>>52521213
>VAT
Lmao
No better feeling than when I order a new PC/telly from the UK and give them a bell to refund 4/500 quid
>>52521256
moral of the story: don't buy a computer unless you can make more it than you spend ?
>>52521256
the sad truth tbqh
wasted £800 on this pc and all i do is shitpost and play vicky 2
alex
I think I've been pozzed
Marathoning The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya so I can watch Disappearance on Christmas day tbqpf&hwylaaimhoaistaagw2ktstab lads
>>52521344
alri kev
>>52521306
no it's not. the words mean it's from a channel broadcast
what show
>>52521256
kinda thinking that at the moment
Posted from my perfectly good laptop
>>52520720
but they are so qt
>>52521130
Because the couple android phones I've had in the past were unreliable and had frequent software issues. The battery on the first one I had (droid 2) would randomly lose contact with the phone itself and cut the phone off on a regular basis, for example, which made it useless and frustrating for calls and music.
The 4s, while fragile, did everything I wanted it to do without major issue. All I want is a phone that will let me text, call, use common apps (facebook, youtube, snatchchat, tinder, etc) without crashing, and play music. And I liked the 4s for what I needed it for, but it was pretty beat up so I figured I'd go for the 6.
I got the 64gb for like $150 with an upgrade and corporate account discount, not worried about it being overpriced.
someone link kev's facebook
go on lads
going to do an anime
what one lads?
keons need not apply
@52521384
Don't remember giving you permission to reply to me you yank fucking mollusc
>>52521206
Good lad.
Some times I wish I had a sister. What's your relationship with your sister, m8s?
>>52521344
You sure mate?
>>52521421
danmachi
you won't regret it x
>>52521421
why not just buy a dragon dildo and cut straight to the chase, degen
Anyone know when this comes out?
>>52521213
Because your computer will end up shit mate
>>52521421
K-ON
>>52521421
Manime.
>>52521391
Fair enough mate
This is my first smartphone (HTC one M8) and its still going strong. Its barely got more than a tiny indentation and a couple scratches on the back from me dropping it a dozen times too
would this be a good gun to defend myself from nogs/isis lads?
fassbender's gonna steal the show at the oscar's
leo thought it was in the bag XD
got a girl coming to visit me from another country
>>52521501
What's a gun?
>>52521433
She's a fat lazy SJW Tumblrina. So yeah, not a fan.
>>52521525
where is she from la?
>>52521421
sailor moon
>>52521563
Scotland
>>52521421
psycho-pass
>>52521552
bangy-wangy stick
>>52521421
Umaru
been working so hard i forgot to wank
it's been over 2 weeks
>>52521248
under age pls go
>>52521593
3 4 5 2 1
>>52521589
more like psycho-piss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52521501
does it have bullets in there?
>>52521521
>oscar's
fuck off yank
Made a new meme
>>52521454
actually going to buy a few onaholes
>>52521593
1,5,3,4,2
>>52521599
i banged ur mums wang with my stick last night
>>52521645
>>52521645
hello are u pretty
>>52521670
>i banged ur mums wang
Daisy roll call lads
here
>>52521593
3 *power gap* > 4 > 5 > 1 > 2
>>52521494
yea lol I went through 3 or 4 front screens on my 4s before I finally upgraded. Fortunately there's a shop near me that will replace it in 30 minutes or so because Apple's warranty system doesn't cover anything that would ever happen to a phone.
>>52521652
are those the ones shaped like babies?
MY HUSBAND
>>52521606
Blimey lad. You fighting ISIS or something.
hey uk friends
my friends cousin from London is visiting and i'm hoping to bang her. apparently shes kinda rich and lives in essex?
any tips on how I can impress her. shes already complaining about being 19 and can't buy beer
>>52521626
very rude
>>52521713
shame she has no tits
Another new lisicki hot off the press
>>52521713
Daisy.
>>52521740
get her some beer
>>52521645
world class, lad
>>52521727
daily mail?
>>52521756
post one
>>52521740
buy some beer for her
>>52521796
janny will go nuts
go have a look on jlist
>>52521740
Mention the scimitars on her county's flag
marina
>>52521842
CURRENT YEAR
anyone ever just go on the wayback machine and check out what websites look like?
>>52521823
>JANNY
>>52521740
>be 19
>can't buy beer
what a fucking shithole 2bh
>tfw when rasheed from 'inderjit news' was serving me for glenns vodka at 14
>>52520258
>her last song was 4 months ago
KPP is slowly falling into nothingness
>house sharing at uni
>fucking normie housemates
>went down stairs to make toast
>they stopped speaking and turned the volume off the tele
>finished making my toast and started walking up the stairs
>hear them say "toast wanker loves his fucking toast"
>they all start laughing
>pretend i didn't hear them
I want to go home desu
>>52521713
Anyone got the webm of her in the helmet?
EEH
>>52521948
leave are dara alone
>>52521925
>136
VINTAGE IMAGE
I
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T
A
G
E
>>52521762
plen
>>52521925
>hear them say "toast wanker loves his fucking toast"
this would never happen in american universities, you guys are savages to each other
>>52521935
see: >>52521772
>>52521772
>>52521935
Never mind I'm daft
>>52521935
right here lad >>52521772
*struts towards the microphone slowly, swinging arms about chest height, looking at audience*
your bitch not at home
she at the night show
>>52522021
NOW
>>52521925
normies dont understand that you dont talk to them because you are a social retard and instead think it's a rude gesture, so they bully you back
>>52521772
i hope she was told to make that adorable otherwise she is doing bad acting of eating by making it look like she's a babby
>>52522021
fack eeeeeet
Churning out lisickis at an alarming rate
>>52521925
Have you considered killing them?
>>52520449
an elementary school
>>52521925
haha how was your toast you bloody toast wanker
>>52522050
post them all here la
>>>/wsr/6342
COCK
*Quotes the wife in a high silly voice*
*Says it again in a low silly voice*
*Pulls a face*
Doing some investing
>>52521925
well you do love your toast don't you
toast wanker
>>52521991
>>52521993
>>52522042
>>52522059
ahh... be there a sweeter sound to the human ear than the playing of a freshly tuned fiddle?
>>52521925
I've a Fucking transgirl for a housemate at uni
ECH
>>52522119
HIROOOOOOOOO
>>52522144
what
>>52522124
Living the dream.
Somehow I don't think the Woz talked this much shit irl. guy was a total beta
>>52522162
apart from she's cute but won't fuck me
>>52522050
red truck, blue truck, green truck, black truck
Suburban, Excursion, that Tahoe, that 'lac truck
fuck it, a bucket, a Delta, a Cutlass, a Regal, a Monte
Whatever u thuggin
GARLIC BREAD
>>52522159
HAROLD
>>52522199
ME BREEEEEEW
>>52521925
>tfw I'm starting uni next year and I move into a place of normies in a couple weeks
*gets the answer right*
>>52522220
I don't get it
unironically listening to the ting tings again lads
need a BIG one in my mouth
>>52522351
The old thumbnail switcheroo
>>52522351
Thumbnail is one thing, image is another.
>this thread
>>52522273
It's ok you'll always be a loser no matter what
*gets the answer wrong*
A HA (why can't I be in movies? someone kill me)
>>52522391
>>52522394
oh yeah
didn't happen for me though
>>52522370
that's not my name
>>52522197
Not living the dream.
>>52522452
what?
>>52522199
>tfw southerners don't find phoenix nights funny
guess only the bolton master race can appreciate it
>go on grindr
> talk guy into meeting up with me
>tell him to bring some pills or coke
> phone police on him once he reaches the meeting place
Another homosexual degenerate druggy off the streets lads
>>52522459
how to fuck her?
>>52522486
Mashallah akhi
>>52522411
I have a gf and a good future ahead
I just don't like most other people
sips
>>52522486
good lad
I've been looking after my wife's kids while she is out with some friends for the night and I had some mince pies but left one out on the floor
I come back in the room to find the dog eating one
What will mince pies do to dogs????
>>52522486
bad lad
>>52522486
not true
>>52522546
Kill them desu
>>52522486
Doesn't work like that my son you can't just tell police to search someone lol
>>52522273
Flatting or uni halls m8?
>it's the Peter Kay is funny meme again
Fuck off simpletons
SHORT PEOPLE
>>52522546
turn him into a mincer, rofl
>>52522581
Don't know yet t bh, haven't secured a place. Probably halls in Feb though just so I can at least have my own separated room
>>52522486
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
>>52522596
How did Ricky Gevais ever work againa fter Live8?
>>52522546
> Wifes kids
KEK
U
C
K
>>52522596
>ME DOING A FUNNY FACE IN THE BATH TWITTER POST
done a poo again lads
that's the third day running....might go doctors in the new year if it continues tbqh
depressed at my lack of willy in fanny related activities
http://strawpoll.me/6339887
http://strawpoll.me/6339887
http://strawpoll.me/6339887
>>52522596
>when you're walking somewhere and this tiny little thing walks like hes fucking popeye refusing to get out my way and you just walk right trough him
>>52522657
you mean it isn't normal to do a poo every day?
>>52522503
Not really my area of expertise. I'm sure someone here will make something up though.
>>52522541
good fucking lad
last good member of the Yogscast Tbh, rest of them are insufferable expect for maybe Lewis and Sjin
>tfw no more comfy Yogpods now that Simon has gone full retard
>>52522712
not as far as I'm aware. do you suffer from it as well?
>>52522712
>aussies
have to make din dins soon desu
just wanna be a normie to be honest family
>>52522702
dunno why but i've always hated hispanics
never even met one in real life
>>52522712
It is unless you live on like 500 cals a day
>>52522657
My arse bleeds sometimes. I think i have piles and/or a fissure. It;s fresh red blood though so I'm not worried about internal damage.
I am mystified though, I guess rubbing your own shit against an open wound doesn't cause infect?
>>52522750
i've been pooing twice a day lately 2bh
![anigif_optimized-16770-1418253248-3[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/CI4Idge.gif "anigif optimized-16770-1418253248-3[1]")
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
SKY FALLS, YOU'RE FELINE
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
TO LICK IT AWAY
>>52522748
sips is a proper lad
the videos from the main channel are getting better, honestly the garrys mod videos are pretty great because of the banter with haat films
>>52522670
willy in fanny must be a very heady feel i think, it's one of the few purely animal acts still allowed to us civilised men.
>>52522834
>I am mystified though, I guess rubbing your own shit against an open wound doesn't cause infect?
I've had this exact same concern when seeing blood on my bog roll. Never enough to google it, but glad I'm not alone.
>>52522834
its a sign from god telling you to stop taking so many willies
>Buying books for my grandma for Christmas in Tesco
>Qt woman at till
>Think I'll try flirting because it says online the more you try the better you get, even if you get knocked back
>She asks if I want a bag
>'Y-'
>'5p or 10p?'
>'Y-yes, I mean, one, one 5p one.'
>She pulls up the bag, for some reason I instinctively go to grab it, but it's still attached to other bags under the till so I have to hand it back and she looks at me funny then rips it off
>She scans my books
>'Don't worry they're not for me'
>Not a hint of a smile, laughter, or playful response
>'Don't worry, I don't judge'
>Pay and leave
Kill me
>>52522834
holy fuck how is this shit happening to you people and you just brush it off as a mild thing
i'd fucking run to the doctor with me trousers round me ankles if i ever bled out of me arse
>>52522797
They're all right. Really depends on where they are from. Like anyone really
IS DIS GUY FULL
WIV ME CWAMBUL
WE WUL STAND TAWL
UND MEWV IT AWL TUGETHUR
>>52522852
Its just diet mate, nothing to worry about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4LqtlarVGg
>>52522884
If it's just on the paper I used to get that when I've eaten a lot of nuts or something. Crunchy peanut butter, anything with small hard bits in it.
>>52522919
You absolute wastecadet
>>52522867
hat films are alright but they get a bit annoying with their "OOH YEAH WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? IF I TOUCHED YOUR WILLY YEAH" business
fucking hate Rythian and Zylus, Can't stand Kim, Zoe's okay - Turps is alright I guess
but yeah Sips is a top bloke, hope he makes this DS thing a series
>>52522962
Please help, where did I go wrong?
>>52522919
>She pulls up the bag, for some reason I instinctively go to grab it, but it's still attached to other bags under the till so I have to hand it back and she looks at me funny then rips it off
this fucking feel
genuinely enjoy listening to D12 lads it's a shame that fella had to get himself shot
>>52522478
stfu your from horwich not bolton
>>52522919
this post sums it up pretty well tbf >>52522962
not got much to add
>>52522919
took some trousers back to next today and there was an absolute qt on the till
didn't make a fool of myself at all and it all went quite well
very good.
>>52522630
he's been doing dumb advers for one of our phone companies (optus) lately. he doesn't even do or say anything in the adverts, it's just the company waving its dick around showing off that they hired ricky gervais
wonder what ricky's doing with his life
Jon Richardson literally just REEEEEEEEE'd on tv
>>52523003
live by the sword, die by getting shot
>>52522909
It was probably caused by inexperienced anal sex when I was younger. Sex ed needs to be better, I didn;t know about warming up and for a while didn;t even know about lubricant.
>>52522923
I did go to my GP when it persisted for a couple of days. Got a cream that doesn;t seem to do anything. it comes and goes if I have a hard, dry shit then it'll happen the next few times and then settle down again.
>>52523045
FLOCKA
>You will never be sexually dominated by Louise Mensch
>>52523053
just knew you were a degen. you didnt need to say.
>kids should be taught how to fuck each other in the bum
no.
ky
>>52523053
sort out your fucking diet lad
i mean i just eat random shit but it sounds like you have some severe constipation if you're tearing your arse to shreds with your hard, dry logs
>>52523125
I still can't believe her and david mitchell are a thing
ahahahaha so true mate
alright then hand over the slag gf's and no one gets hurt
What do pretty non-slag british girls look like? Someone you'd be proud to say is your gf
>>52520544
are you >>52520732
>>52523125
want her to smack my willy and says its pathetic and small and doesn't deserve to cum
>>52523004
m8 meet me on the steps of le mans crescent tomorrow and i'll show you where im from la
>>52523125
Please don't remind me.
>>52523155
are you taking the piss lad?
even the queen does a poo and wipes her bumhole
>>52523131
How to do it safely senpai
Women like that stuff too, my ex went mad when I rimmed her
>>52523150
It;s probably lack of water, seems to happen more when I'm at work
>>52523169
my gf
>>52523125
>tfw I will never have a work gf
>>52523203
Top qt on the left
Feel sick lads, need a hot water bottle and a middle aged gf to rub my tummy.
>>52523217
source?
>>52523203
his daughters are literally so fucking fit, think I'd have to go for the one on the right though
>>52523217
Royalty used to have people to wipe their arses. It was quite a sought after position.
>>52523169
they all have the same haircut, that kind of 80s-esque hair that poofs out at the sides slightly
then again, british lads all have that shitty hitler youth beckham haircut too
>>52523053
Ya I used to bleed out mine for a bit when I was younger because I would shove all sorts up myself when wanking. Once I stuck a plunger on the wall and fucked my arse with it doggy style
C H O O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RNmmHWH2cs
>>52523217
Then she has a royal flush haha
>In tesco buying shit
>hot some girl in crotch with basket on accident
>she yelps and doubles over in pain
girls are that sensitive to being hit there? Fucking hell and they take piss out of nutshotS
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>>52523211
Oh wait, I'm thinking of Victoria Coren. Shit they look really similar.
>>52523265
The whole pic was her idea
>>52523273
Sumos in training wipe their master's arse Tbh
it's because being a Sumo is so honourable
>>52523302
Huntingdonshire's at it again
>>52523182
now now i dont want you to have to catch the bus into bolton, how about we meet on top of winter hill,
i'll be next to the pole
>>52523309
They look nothing alike you absolute wasteman
>>52520231
good lad
Would you shag Malala lads?
>British "men"
>being a Sumo is so honourable
>>52523219
people doing it unsafely is survival of the fittest desu
>>52523313
I know, such a babe
>>52523309
yeah it's an easy mistake to make Tbf, VC is a bit chubbier though
just open your heart
just open your mind
and let your love flow like the sunshine
>christmas eve tomorrow
>>52523426
Hello time traveller
>>52523426
Gonna see my father, the dog. Sit in front of a real fire and watch quality christmas television.
>>52523361
m8 no probs i'll catch the 541 in to town, bet you're from blackburn la
NATIONAL TREASURE
>>52523426
50 more and you can call it a life
>>52523426
no its not
>>52523303
I don't think that was a chick la
I wonder if she's thinking about me too
>>52523426
>nearly 2016
>>52523458
Which breed is your father?
>>52523472
*steals this picture*
>>52523472
>listening to her speak
S M H
M
H
>>52523513
>new years eve in a week
>>52523472
great singer
Bought some eggnog, lads. Got some rum to put in it too
>>52523513
good
2015 has been rough, I'll be glad to see the back of it
>>52523472
what do you think her poos smell like?
>>52523503
Almost certainly not
>tfw
>>52523519
This lad has some quips.
>>52523470
582 mate ( or 512 if i wanna go to horwich)
http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/leigh-lancs.html
>>52523513
do you remember how we were all like /GF 2015/ back in January?
i remember
Its time.
>>52523542
going to get some of this on christmas eve to see if i like it.
where should i go for it
>>52523532
HAHAHAHAHA
>>52523560
benson and hedges
>>52523553
>implying it will get better
just pulled the trigger on £86 worth of games in the steam sale lads what am i like ahahaha
>>52523472
>that speaking voice
>>52523537
>another night in watching telly
>>52523581
I'm not sure. I bought it from a local company. You should get the southern comfort one if you can find it
>>52523573
fuck i wish i'd never invented that meme. this must have been how dr. frankstein felt.
>Uni mates invite me to NYE
>School mates invite me to NYE
>Oneitis will be at my uni mates' party
>Miss my school friends really badly
REEEEEEEE why is being a normie so tricky lads
>>52523624
HOOTENANNY
>>52523605
>tfw this would happen to me
IF I TALKED TO GIRLS
feels quite the opposite of my pic
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