Why do Americans mutilate their babies' penises? Is it because of capitalism?
No clue.
t. uncut fag
>>52487099
Why do Mexicans mutilate each other? Is it because of colonialism?
If by "capitalism" you mean "Judaism"
>>52487099
This gonna be good
>>52487099
A woman once refused to sleep with me because I wasn't circumcised.
>>52487943
t. hillbilly fag
Murikan girls really care about that?
http://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/circumcision/basics/why-its-done/prc-20013585
>>52488132
But... I was born in Norfolk ;_;
>>52487099
dunno
apparently not being circumcized is weird here
>>52488194
to a northerner everything south of maryland is hillbilly country
>>52488157
>MAYOclinic
Is anything not about food for you amerifats?
>>52488154
old wicked jewish bats do
that's all they do
sit in a dark, dusty room
thinking about how to mutilate american babies
and the best part is: the americans fucking love it
>>52488249
well ireland has a county called mayo so we beat them there
>>52488231
Actually, Maryland and Delaware are also hillbilly country.
Pennsylvania's the border state where the hillbillies gradually come to a stop, but they're still there.
>>52488197
Is it true that in the hospital after the birth of your son americans have to specifically say they dont want him mutilated or else doctors will cut by default?
>>52488249
It was founded by a Brit named William Mayo, my upside down friend.
>>52488333
hillbilly means appalachian
redneck means white rural southerner
learn your terms so an immigrant doesnt have to teach you it
>>52488349
dunno, i wasnt born here and i havent been around a boy being born here either
>>52488349
No. It's entirely up to the parents, although the doctor may recommend it.
>>52488488
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>>52488509
can irish be chicanos? i live in chicago which is like 1 letter away
>>52487099
People used to do it just because they thought it was "normal". That's no excuse nowadays imo. I really wish I was uncut.
>>52488154
here's an obnoxious jewess shaming men for being uncut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haQvFE_1jKc
Why would someone care so much about a shitty piece of skin to make their babyborn kids go through a surgery? Why not let him choose? Why would some american women care so much about it to enough to not have sex with uncut people?
If you had to point out how "weird" it's for americans not to be cut, what would you compare it too?
>>52488488
The Appalachians extend all the way from northern Georgia to Maine, so yes, there are indeed hillbillies in each of these states, you fucking mick.
>let me tell you about your country: the poster
>>52488591
women comedians are so unfunny jesus christ
they always have to talk about sex in their acts
>>52487099
As a fag I know which one I prefer.
>>52488691
its more like scotch irish appalachians tb h
are you that guy who is upset about irish immigration in burgerstan 150 years after the fact?
>>52488538
>>52488769
im uncut and my glans looks like the one on the left
>>52488691
They clearly extend way past Maine.
>>52488769
that's a cute feminine penis on the right
Anyone had it surgically removed as an adult? I want to hear, as I'm considering it to last longer in bed...
>>52488710
They're basic bitches. Any basic bitch is boring and banal enough that the only thing she can resort to talking about is sex, it's the only thing they have any control over.
>>52488881
I need someone from india or portugal to reply '>implying they have control over sex' to this post.
I was circumcised. All my friends were circumcised. A few of my friends who are girls have told me they were about to suck a guy's dick but it was uncut so it smelled too bad so they didn't.
Another time, they said something like "did you hear about john? I heard he was uncircumcised thts so weird."
>>52488857
That part doesn't really exist. The reason it's so bleak and depressing is that it's actually a conspiracy perpetuated by the U.S. and Canadian governments, to make everyone in the two countries feel better about themselves. "Well, I wrapped my car around a tree and my wife's son gave me a swirly, but at least I'm not a Newfie."
>>52488878
Hey idiot, rather than feeling insecure about lasting long teach your partner to actually cum. Pro tip, even if you're a god a woman needs to rub her clit to cum, otherwise she's an idiot and it's not your problem she can't cum after like 20 minutes.
>>52488839
Why would an uncut dick be so dry? Mine is shiny all the time when the foreskin is back.
>>52488839
Same, right looks like a really obvious shop.
>>52488791
No, I have Irish hurritedge so I don't really care, but you don't know what you're talking about.
>>52488878
Don't. Teach your idiot girlfriend to rub her clit like a non retard. Hurr durr if she can't get off after 20 minutes it's her that's broken.
>>52488769
I've seen shemale porn from many countries around the world but only shemales from Photoshopland look like the right.
>>52488878
Good luck with erectile dysfunction at the age of 40+, there is a real reason why they advertise viagra on American TV.
>>52488931
I'm uncut but my foreskin isnt that big and when my dick is hard it basically looks like a cut penis i guess because when I lived in USA none of the girls I had sex with ever brought up that issue
>>52488839
>>52488991
You guys must use your dicks a lot so it's dry as fuck.
>>52489005
Did 4chan swallow your first post too?
>>52488096
this
its popular because woman like it and its a prerequisite to get laid here
>>52488971
i have it pulled back a lot i guess
>>52488991
looks like my dick when i was like 9 lmao
>>52489039
Why the fuck would it be wet? I don't walk around with a perpetual boner like hue monkeys, apparently. It even looks "dry" if I go a couple days without washing it.
>>52489033
>when my dick is hard it basically looks like a cut penis
Same with all non cut dicks without phimosis, the foreskin automatically rolls back when erect.
>>52489069
What a jewscusting culture.
>>52489033
What USA girls had sex with a beaner deport them immediately
>>52489053
Yeah sorry Asian moot took it to his swamp cave to molest and caress, like a fresh newborn.
>>52488591
>>52489096
cool story, snuffaluffagus
>>52489096
this
>>52489103
shitty portmaneu
>>52489105
bild bild le wol wol
>>52489107
true
>>52489094
It's not supposed to be wet but your dicks is also not supposed to have the sensitiveness of a thumb.
Sex must be pathetic when you only feel pleasure when you cum and have an orgasm.
lmaoing @ all the americucks defending their mutilated wieners ITT
>>52489105
also USA girls suck dick like they shake hands, whats up with that
>>52489174
its sensitive but it looks dry af
and im uncut
>>52488096
So Jews and anti-masturbation nuts convinced our parents to mutilate our dicks so our woman wouldn't think Jew dicks were gross or to keep us from jerking it (didn't work prudes). Wow that's fucking great.
>>52489203
culture of slut
>>52487099
>Why do Americans mutilate their babies' penises? Is it because of capitalism?
To prevent masturbation originally. Just google it.
>>52489096
>the foreskin automatically rolls back when erect.
Not all, a lot of men have to manually pull their foreskin back, even without phimosis.
>>52489174
>It's not supposed to be wet but your dicks is also not supposed to have the sensitiveness of a thumb.
Uncutfag again, mine doesn't. I don't know what you mean by this.
>Sex must be pathetic when you only feel pleasure when you cum and have an orgasm.
I wouldn't know. :^) I also apparently have phimosis because I can only retract the skin manually.
>mfw the skin constantly rubs up and down over the head when I fap
>>52489203
ever seen clerks? the scene where she talks about having sex with 3 guys, then says she's sucked 37 dicks?
that's real.
>>52489315
in a row?
but seriously, that's fucked up.
>>52489292
No, you don't have phimosis, it doesnt matter if you retract it manually, if you can retract it your dick is normal.
And yes, the skin to fap is the best thing about being uncut.
>>52489315
Why hasn't that ever happened to me, then? Is it just Chads who get that treatment? Do I just need to be myself more?
>>52489345
Oh yeah, I don't think I've ever used lotions or lubes and always thought it was weird when in movies people required shit like face cream to fap
I'm not uncut, just thinking about doing that fucks with my mind, I honestly couldn't do it. I won't
>>52489372
Yeah, you see guys using those shit to fap, when i was littler i dindt understand why. Now I know it's because of the jewish culture they embraced.
>>52489365
"going down's not a big deal."
>>52489365
Sucking your dick is like a natural extension of the makeout session here dude. Last time I got a bj I didn't even ask, she just went for it
If you aren't getting that far you probably won't get any farther.
>>52489372
This might not be true for everyone, but I'm cut and i have enough slack in the skin to get it up over the head. Slides up and down while I'm fapping and everything, never needed lotions or lubes. I could see how just a little bit less slack would have robbed me of a lot of potential pleasure though.
>>52489474
>"going down's not a big deal."
>Sucking your dick is like a natural extension of the makeout session here dude. Last time I got a bj I didn't even ask, she just went for it
If you aren't getting that far you probably won't get any farther.
>>52489412
Here you go:
https://youtu.be/Ceht-3xu84I?t=10m21s
(10:21)
>that one kid who was circumcised growing up because of his parent's religion
>tfw circd for medical reasons
>everyone thinks its because my parents were fundie loons
Why do people on this board get so mad about circumcision (and tipping)?
>>52490074
Because fuck waiters.
>>52489884
Do you talk with everyone about your dick ?
Or everyone ust fuck you so they know about it ?
Or is it common in Finland for people to casually ask about other people dicks ?
>>52490228
this.
gayest thread.
We need to make artificial foreskins to help our circumcised comrades.
Why isn't someone working on it already?
Circumcision threads are just like the manlet threads.
One group (the confident and superior side) fills the threads and can't stop talking about it.
Meanwhile the other (which is inferior and wrong) doesn't care much and goes on with their day.
>>52490402
Spotted the cut manlet.
>>52487099
>tfw circ'd extremely badly
>Can feel the sensitivity drop off when I run my finger up to the scar tissue
>scar tissue starts 2/3 up my shaft
>Piss crooked in an unpredictable direction cause of how irritated the urethra opening is so damaged
>Have to piss sitting down so I don't accidentally piss on my leg
>Took me until I was 17 to successfully masturbate
>Surrounded by people and doctors who claim circ should have 0 effect on sexual pleasure and wellness
>Seen as edgy if I say otherwise
Fuck this gay Earth.
>>52490397
Google Foregen, problem such endeavors have to be privately funded because everyone is convinced that shit doesn't matter and that there is no need for it.
Foregen, if things go smoothly, will be able to regenerate foreskins for a price around 2025 probably.
They claim human trials could start soon but I think they would need to wait a looooong time to make it accessible to the public.
>>52488878
I got circumcised at 22, feel to ask any questions (although I doubt this post was serious).
>>52490572
How far down the shaft did you get cut?
How long has it been?
Do you feel like you lost sensitivity?
>>52490558
Fucking heros. I wish I wasn't poor to help.
Why aren't there manifestions againts this bestiality?
>>52490625
>How far down the shaft did you get cut?
It was a loose circumcision, so not very far.
>How long has it been?
2 years coming up in February
>Do you feel like you lost sensitivity?
Mercifully, yes. I walked like a cowboy for the first couple of months I was circumcised. Even for months after that, it still chafed a lot.
>>52490682
Cause we're brainswashed. Simple as that.
And actually talking about men's issues is hugely stigmatized in North America.
You also have a lot of men advocating for circumcision. And medical "science" is on the side of circumcision here.
>>52490694
Sucks bro, but I mean sexual sensitivity. Did you lose feeling?
Problem with me is that I'm tightly circumcised about a third down, so basically everything that is supposed to feel sensitive was scraped off and replaced by scar tissue
My dad said it's tradition, and it sounded like a good idea when the doctor suggested it. My mom said she did it cause my cousin got phimosis once and she was spooked.
>>52490228
We go to sauna naked at summer houses, lakes, swimming halls, locker room with sports team, there are tons of places for young boys to see each others dicks casually.
>>52490884
>Sucks bro, but I mean sexual sensitivity. Did you lose feeling?
Well, I'm a KV so I can't really answer that question. Fapping is more awkward and generally less pleasurable than it was before though (I can still cum pretty hard though, it just takes more effort than it did before. I also used to be able to fap in like a minute, now I need at least 5). Orgasm is still orgasm though, it's just the stimulation leading up to it that's different and doesn't feel quite so good now.
I had phimosis (it was why I got circumcised), but mine was really bad and lasted into adulthood. A lot of parents don't understand that it's actually normal not to be able to pull your benis skin down until you're like 12/13 thpigh. Being 22, my benis obviously wasn't going to grow anymore, so there wasn't really a risk of the circumcision being too tight like it is for a lot of people who were circumcised as babies (since they can't exactly tell how your benis will grow).
>>52490479
Damn.
>come into life brimming with potential
>a little over 24 hours after you made it out of the womb and started using your lungs for the first time, some old cunt cuts a bit of your cock off and fucks you for life
>>52488154
No
t. American girl
